Thread 718994094

Behold. Advertising you DLC before the base game is released. Modern gaming.

>>718994094 (OP)
I refuse to buy any paradox game after they turned it woke. Victoria 3 was embarassing

>>718994094 (OP)
I had no hype for EU5 but seeing this just made my dick shrivel inside of myself and I'm now technically considered a woman. Paradox fucking sucks.

>>718994094 (OP)
people play paradox games before they've been out for at least 2 years? why? that's like paying to beta test.

>>718997470
I guess you being technically a woman with a penis is considered a... paradox!

>>718997470
>>718994094 (OP)
>Paradox does the same thing they did for the past decade
>Anons are outraged for some reason.
Just pirate EU4 with all the DLC while you wait for EU5 to be finished in 2030.

>>719000201
I'm just being hyperbolic, anon. I never even paid for EU3 or EU4, though I really should try to get into some multiplayer EU4 one of these days, I'm sure I'd enjoy it and it costs nearly nothing. It's just daunting. That kind of shit is always so clique-y and you have to play by certain rules if you want to continue playing. Fucking annoying.

>>718994094 (OP)
Hey do you think my Ryzen 7 3700X will be able to get me at least 20 frames at 1080p?

>>718995998
based

>>719000201
People didn't like it back then either. Why would they pass up a fresh opportunity to shit on it?

I really wanna find out who the fuck is buying paradox DLC so I can beat the shit out of them for enabling this bullshit.

>>718995998
>game about depicting a variety of world cultures is woke
You don’t say

>>718994094 (OP)
all I need to buy is the base game for access to mods. you bet your ass I'm pirating everything else.

>>719000260
I played multiplayer EU4 from release until Art of War.
Tried to get back in later and it was near impenetrable. Diplomacy in the games I joined was near pointless. One time I played Jaunpur and got killed by Prussia migrating into my lands.

>>718994094 (OP)
But EA, Activision, and Ubisoft have been doing this for 20 years?

>>719001285
Found the disingenious psychopath

>>718995998
Reddit ruined CK2/3 with woke slop
>A game about feudalism and the crusaders!? We need hecking Indian and Islamic representation!!
Destroyed the scope of the games and made them shallow forever

>>719003897
I remember when CK2 had no distance restrictions to marriages and you would see northen European nobility and royality marrying random africans. I pointed out how stupid it is and got swarmed by paradox cucks defending that shit saying how “hurrr it’s not supposed to be historically accurate! Paradox games are alt-history!”. Paradox later changed in some DLC how marriages are restricted by distance and other factors.

>>718994094 (OP)
yeah but that's expected from paradox

>>718995998
I refuse to buy any Paradox games after they priced me out of the market.
CK2 is my highest played game on Steam, and I have most of the expansions and about half the other DLC.
I never bought any more of their games after CK2, because they switched to DLC instead of big expansions. I just don't accept the proposition that ANY game is worth hundreds of dollars.
So for me, CK2, Vicky 2, and EU 3 forever.