Thread 718994949

How can one man be so fucking based? Holy shit man.
He should be treated as a savior, a pure messiah he is probably the closest we have to a Jesus figure and we all need to follow him. Based take after based take after based take, I god damn near masturbated when he began degrading people who are too lazy and dumb to emulate a great game for years in his video mocking the Silent Hill 2 Remake.

Now he has said everything I dislike about DK Bananza and more. We can't lose him, one of the only beacons of hope left. I would do anything to serve the great Synthetic Man.

>>718994949 (OP)
He sounds like a fag.

>>718994949 (OP)
>synthetic tranny
Eww, kill yourself

>>718995017
sister, us trannies actually hate him because he's a chud. hope that clarifies it!

>>718995085
Nah, he is a tranny. Ftm
that's what the synthetic means

Keep. Deepthroating. It.

post it

I can't hear you over the dildo you're gargling, what was that?

>>718994949 (OP)
>Fellating some eceleb
Fucking Christ

>>718995213
>some eceleb fellating
ftfy

>>718994949 (OP)
dude stop promoting your channel here, I don't need the same opinions /v/irgins repeat here 24/7 , but in audio form

>>718995142
I will deepthroat it for as long as it takes to satisfy my master the Synthetic Man. I would rather deepthroat a man with a right cause than eat out a tranny leading us to destruction

>>718994949 (OP)
Aside from calling out woke shit and schizoid shit here and there, he's reviews are boring and surface level
>Erm gunplay isn't that good
>levels seems okay

>>718995237
Buy an ad

This dude's personality is completely based off negatively from the internet as if he was born in 4chan, spouting memes, buzzwords and everything as if he did not have an original bone in his body.

>>718994949 (OP)
His channel leaked several other white incel youtube content creators into my reccomendations

fuck him. fuck him.

>>718994949 (OP)
Keep sucking it

>>718995468
>watch white incel youtube content creator
>get recommended more white incel youtube content creators
and how exactly is it his fault that you watched a white incel youtube content creator?

>>718995601
i didn't know there was more of his ilk on the platform

i thought they all fucked off to bitchute

>>718994949 (OP)
Fuck off, Synthetic Faggot

>>718996221
I am but a follower. My liege did not ask for me to be here, I am here of my own accord.

Stop disrespecting his name like that.

>>718995468
Smartest tranime faggot

Isn't this the guy who ranted about futa porn in his BOTW review

>>718996078
um sorry, but I don't see what the problem is with sensitive young White men speaking truth to power?

>>718994949 (OP)
>Synthetic Man is always right
Then why is he implying that Bananza is dumbed down from Odyssey and made easier than it?
A lot of stuff in the video does not add up. Bananza is more difficult than lots of games in the genre.

>>718996597
Did he? Holy fuck that's based and makes me want to jerk off to futa porn rn, got some good shit?

>>718996742
is this a joke?
what "truth" is he speaking other than saying something short of "reee! there's niggers and trannies in my video gaymez!"

>>718994949 (OP)
>How can one man be so fucking based?
I don't know, I unsubscribed.

>>718994949 (OP)
isnt that the guy who cant beat gradius?

>>718994949 (OP)
Didn't this guy have a temper tantrum after people called him out on playing a game like a retard or something?

since you'll clearly know with the way you're gargling on it, is his cocklet synthetic too?

>>718994949 (OP)
There’s never been more forced shilling on here than synthetic man

>>718997342
No, his BWC is completely human and it feels amazing both to suck on and be penetrated by.

>>718994949 (OP)
>not knowing about "maxresdefault.jpg"

>>718997067
what game? he's always a retard so i'm curious what made people finally call him out.
even moist critical plays games better than him

>screams about da jooz twice
>goes back to riding his black dildo
the /v/ GOD...

>>718995213
Do not ridicule his name by calling him a mere "eceleb" he is way above that. He cares about every single member in his chat and replies to comments, unlike those disgusting ecelebs.

fuck off faggot your content sucks

>>718994949 (OP)
didnt this fucking cuck cry over Tears of the Kingdom being "satanic" propaganda?

>>718994949 (OP)
Buy an ad, fag.

>>718994949 (OP)
Anyone who uses synthesis or synthetic in their name and isn't some horticulturist is showing red flags. It means their only interaction with written word is the communist manifesto. Never trust a single person that actively apes from a retard like engel or marx.
I've never heard anyone use the term synthesis beyond using it as a means to convey their love and admiration for karl marx.

>>718998131
Have you ever read anything in your life besides the Wendy's menu?

>>718996990
>truth
trannies and nigger in my video games
>power
trannies and niggers putting themselves in my video games

it's that shrimple. you're not some kind of... tranny or nigger are you?

>>718998272
Logically your joke makes no sense.
You can infer that I have at least read the communist manifesto.
And my joke implies that I have read many books to compare it to the communist manifesto.
I know it isn't funny. But, you weren't even trying with your joke. It is like you went flush in the face after hearing that I attacked your shitty religion.

>>718998341
yeah keep donating $10 for your straight white male incel-girlfriend experience sweatie

>>718994949 (OP)
BUY A FUCKING AD

>>718998341
There's a lot of trannies and browns in this thread yeah

>Factorio is slop because it's a "work game" and you should go touch grass instead

Holy incel. How can anyone listen to him after that god awful video?

>>718994949 (OP)
Any words about his discord gf (male)?

Okay but what did he think of Onirism?

>>718999005
Of course the usual talking shit about the messiah without sources

>>718998459
I'm gonna be real, I haven't even heard of this fag until this thread, but that doesn't matter because I always pick the White side of history.

>>718999039
Xir name's Léa btw.

I dont like how his brothers videos are just ragebait le ebin trolls
it got old after death stranding 2 video

>>718999274
oh no this faggot has a cringe brother too?

>>718999404
yes
https://youtu.be/BAkZGOiDp3U?si=KJtKH-wsDrqh79q7

>>718999454
how the fuck does this guy sound like an even MORE beta version of synthetic man holy shit dude i'm laughing my fucking ass off

man i feel literally so bad for their mom, imagine all the things you wanted your kids to be and they end up this shit

>>718994949 (OP)
>game targeted at children is indeed made for children
>this makes grown men shit themselves in rage

>>718999753
they would hate yoshis island if it was released today

>>718999217
What tf happened to this guy lol just another larper i guess another shill for the division of the white race as well I remember his little rant about how there’s no such thing as whites and we should all be fighting each other

>>718999542
They are basically pol but in real life ironically they have no self awareness but act all edgy and based but there streams and comments are full of pedos and futa lovers I wouldn’t be surprised if synth actually watches cunny

>>718999863
>What tf happened to this guy lol
He's just your average kissless /pol/ack virgin.

>>718999161

The source is his DS2 video. He straight up says that if you shouldn't play "work type games" and to "at least play a good game, otherwise go find a girlfriend". It's pure incel faggotry from /pol/.

>>718999952
bro i'm actually still laughing at the way this guy sounds. i don't usually even mock people for appearance or voice but holy fuck something about listening to this guy speak is making me fucking burst in laughter.

it literally sounds like a shitty kiddy brother synthetic man trying to be like big bro oh my god this is beyond hilarious i can't take it.

i literally almost wrote "its like synthetic man without the wit" and realized how retarded that sounds

>>718997898
QRD?

>>718999195
that's nice

>>719001056
Honestly he kind of has a point to some degree.
I've been really hating how many games have this very checklisty and work feel to them.

I don't watch this guy or whatever but i have been getting kinda annoyed with this aspect in a lot of modern games

jarvis bring up his gradius gameplay

Post the webm

>>719001534
Does anyone have an actual link to this lol
I want to feel better about myself for being better at it than him

>>719001248

Obviously if you're not enjoying the game you shouldn't play it. But the satisfaction that people feel from playing something like Minecraft, Sim City or Factorio isn't any less from playing a 90s platformer as he'd have you believe.

>>719001681
he didn't even beat gradius anyway what do his takes matter

>>719001770

My point exactly.

>>718999454
>hollow knight is mediocre overrated slop!
>I'm totally a real fan of hollow knight
I hate these trannies

>>718994949 (OP)
He's gonna be seething when people are still talking about it and playing it years from now. What a dweeb.

>>718995213
>>Fellating some eceleb
He makes these garbage threads and replies multiple times himself.

>>718994949 (OP)
My favorite part is him talking shit about the game for 20 minutes then going "but yeah I liked and enjoyed the game"

>>718994949 (OP)
>he watches ecelebs to generate his opinions for him
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>718999217
>synth will get laid in your lifetime
Will we abandon him for being a fakecel?