Thread 718994956

What the fuck was Kojimbo thinking with the womb bomb?

he was thinking that she was becoming too old

lol
>>718995049
a metaphor

>>718994956 (OP)
>womb bomb
Read that as wombo combo

He was thinking that exploding women are erotic, which they are.
He fucked up by killing off Paz though, instead of having her come back in MGSV as a cyborg with the ability to explode (erotically)

how would Paz pussy taste feel like?

>>718994956 (OP)
he just wanted to put a bomb in the lasagna

Why didn't she just tell them there was one there from the start

>paz introduced as innocent 16 year old girl
>First cutscene she's in you can zoom in and see her in her underwear

>>718996358
she's shy

>>718995298
cute Paz and cute outfit on her

holy FUCK i wish i had a Paz gf FUCK THIS GAY EARTH RIWRHIUWOJRIQJOQWIÅER

>>718994956 (OP)
new idea
sorry that Nintendo can't make anything except "save the princess"

>>718996503
Skin tight shiny bodysuits are hot on women especially if they come with load bearing vest/rigging and are bombs

>>718996761
Do you want your pp to explode

>>718994956 (OP)
I mean, if you had to hide a bomb inside of a woman that would probably be the best place

>>718997331
my pp would explode inside her if you know what i mean

>>718996462
>Cyborg
>Decades before raiden's prototype suit and after having a fucking bomb explode inside of you
Creative dad doesn't do rubber explosives like yakuza

>>718994956 (OP)
Tom Jones reference

>>718997547
I assume you meant to reply to me
They already had AI by the time of Peace Walker, just say that it's a robot that inherited the mind of Paz or something

>>718996358
I mean by the time she was fully conscious and able to speak the bomb was like 10 seconds from detonation

>>718996462
it was your choice to zoom in and see her underwear

>>718994956 (OP)
No. What was he thinking not giving us a minigame to get up in there an disarm it.

>>718996171
why did this guy just watch

>>718998072
he's a cuck

>>718998608
how get explosive sex with explosion girls?

>>718994956 (OP)
he was highlighting Skullface's utterly ridiculous levels of irredeemable villainy
that or it was a South Park reference

>>718997250
pretty based

>>718997756
>I mean by the time she was fully conscious and able to speak the bomb was like 10 seconds from detonation
Hot

>>718994956 (OP)
BWC WIN

>>719000602
Bomberman...

Actually having Venom disarm it because he's a real medic would have been great foreshadowing but instead we get 'it was all a dream' cop-out.

>>718995148
I laughed like a fucking donkey at this. I feel like a retard, but holy fuck did I need a laugh. Cheers

>>718995298
>exploding women fetish
and here i thought i've seen everything

>>719000606
Bloated With C4

>>718998072
His dick got burnt. RIP

>>718995298
I've said it before and I will say it again, I don't get the bombgirl fetish.

>>719000895
First day on /v/ or you avoid the coomer threads religiously, either way - hello anon, I hope you're having a nice day.
>>719001129
That's fair

>>719001305
It's not fair, I want to understand all fetishes even if I don't have them.

>>718994956 (OP)
a baby boomer, if you would

>>719001616
Unfortunately I think with fetishes, you can come up with post-facto rationalisation but it's hard to explain what is fundamentally crossed wires.
Like, I don't know how to explain that imagining Paz stuffed with TNT, or just that phrase, is kind of arousing by itself.

>>718994956 (OP)
What is this image LOL, why are my fuarking MarioBros stuffing a bob-omb up Paz's privates?

>>718995148
>>719000852
same

Isn't Paz supposed to be Latin American? Do Japanese people think Latin Americans are just white people in Spanish?

>>719005756
You think there are no white girls in latam?

>>718998072
He was born in a small village.

How powerful was the bomb? Did it vaporize Paz? Did it tear her apart leaving unidentifiable chunks of flesh with only her short-haired scalp partially intact? Did it leave her head intact? Did it rip it off at the jaw level? How grotesque do you think the end result was? Obviously there was no body left in the end, the fish in the ocean ate it all.

>>718996761
She's 15 you sick fuck!

>>718994956 (OP)
Why is Mario in his underwear

>>719006109
Just like there were black samurai

>>719009496
im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck

>>719009379
The bomb in Paz was actually a dud; however, the voltage from the detonation circuit coincidentally ignited Paz's inherently volatile body, causing her to extremely briefly swell outwards before exploding.

>>718994956 (OP)
Anyone know what happened to Skull Face's soldier, Paz-Rapeman?

>find random tape
>it's a recording of a female PoW voiced by Tara Strong being raped
Kojima is a genius.

>>719009917
anon you see blonde blue eyed people in latin america all the time, the ones who are really fucking rare are gingers I've only seen one irl

>>719011452
wasn't Paz only raped by Chico?

>>719013204
I don't exactly remember but I'm pretty sure Skull Face cucked chico first by making his guy rape Paz, and that didn't work so he made Chico fuck her, which broke Chico for some reason even though he got free sex
Skull face watched all of this in his cuck chair

>>719013673
BRAVO KOJIMA

>>718994956 (OP)
>average ao3 female self insert be like:

>>718994956 (OP)
give me the fucking sauce of this image right NOW

>>718998391
>>719013673
>yes men rape that female good to break that foolish boy