Thread 719007182

Men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting

>>719007182 (OP)
It’s so funny to me when writers have no experience with nature and write things like how a “warm breeze” could be pleasant even though wind is fundamentally unenjoyable.

>>719007674
you have autism

>wind is fundamentally unenjoyable
this nigga autistic

>>719007674
>wind is fundamentally unenjoyable.
skill issue

>>719007674
think again

>>719007731
FUCK YOU AND THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOTHER

>>719007674
You aren't human. You're a hellspawn and deserve to die. You don't belong in this world.

>>719007674
>>719007946
Damn bro you should probably be tested for autism

>>719007674
Do you live in a desert

>>719007674
Cool breeze on a hot day is heaven, but there's no scenario where warm wind would feel good. Either you get blasted with even greater heat when you're already sweaty, or else get hot waves while otherwise cold, which makes you feel sick

>>719007674
Ah, another day where I'm reminded this place is full of the most autistic people on the planet.

>>719007674
>wind is fundamentally unenjoyable
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>719007182 (OP)
This is not what you want, you want a big tiddy big ass brainless fuckbot and you know it, stop pretending to be anything more than that

>>719007674
>he doesn't like the wind
Do you even go outside?

>>719007674
Windfags seething lmao enjoy freezing to death assholes

>>719007674
Do you often suffer from sensory overload, by any chance?

>>719007182 (OP)
GOD DAMN

>>719007674
Faggot are trying to find anything to hate on this game

>>719007674
"I hate sand"-tier post.

>>719007182 (OP)
woke slop

>>719007674
>seething about the wind out of nowhere
Show us on this doll where you were touched when you played The Legend of Zelda The Wind Waker at 13 years of age by the wind.

>Beat Ragebound
>had fun
>Beat Art of Vengeance
>had fun
>played NG4 demo
>had fun

The only ninja game that sucked ass for me this year was Ass Creed. Ninjas are back. Capcom give Strider to the Art of Vengeance Frenchies.

Natalist garbage

>>719007674
>wind is fundamentally unenjoyable
Urbanite claws typed this post

>>719007182 (OP)
i love mpreg

>>719007674
There was a whole song about summer breeze making people feel fine by Seals and Crofts

>>719007674
retarded autists(you) are even funnier, a shame you will never experience this joy

>>719007182 (OP)
We can't have this, because of woke

>>719011421
based monke

>>719007674
GOOD MORING SAAR!

>>719013068
Makes me sad that Sony hates those silly monkeys. Love those dudes and I wanna see em again.

God I love warm breezes and pregnant women.

>>719007182 (OP)
We made it, shinobois

Pregnancy mechanics in every game

>>719014048
I love pregnancy mechanics.

>>719013627
at least they brought them back for the mgs3 remake

>>719014317
Konami brought them back, not Sony. I bet Sony wanted to replace them all with Astrobot, but Konami had to say include an Astrobot to use the rights of the monke

>>719007182 (OP)
Bro what?

>>719007182 (OP)
>Men only want one thing and it's beautiful
Don't let them demoralize you, anon.

She's going to die isn't she

>>719007674
this poster is entirely correct and i have no idea why this caused so much seethe. it appears like some nitpicky autistic thing but he's completely write. its just dumb writing
>>719012001
the breeze is implied to be cool, to contrast the summer's heat. do you want a warm breeze on a summer's day??

>>719015581
She doesnt die. Your dog and student, the genki tomboy, die

>>719007182 (OP)
joe, my nigga, y'all need to get away from troons like that and get a real biological female dawg. I'm praying that you figure it out.

>>719007182 (OP)
How does she know it's a son or daughter? They didn't have ultrasounds back then

>>719015870
Unless they rebooted again Shinobi games are usually in the present day, or at least some weird anachronistic setting.

>>719015695
..it's probably just one dude samefagging all the replies
like
a normal functional person would immediately understand and pick up the adjective "warm" in >>719007674
and none of the seething posts actually mentioned it, they simply conveniently ignored it just to seethe.

>>719007674
Actual autism lol

>>719015870
Shinobi doesn't take place in the past, just Ninja Gaiden they have ninjas fighting in the modern world.

>>719007674
you're brown

>>719007674
Actual autism? Your only excuse would be you have extreme sensorial overload.

>>719015925
>>719016041

Well fuck me then

>>719016134
nah it's fine
that particular screen looks very much like feudal japan

>>719007674
??????

>>719009292
the only reason I want a brainless fuckbot is because anything with a brain would not want to fuck me

>>719007674
based hypersperg moleman

>>719007674
People here will say you're retarded, and you are. But I understand the point you're making. "Warm Breeze" is a weird juxtaposition. It does feel like it was written by someone who's never been outside before, like an... AI (⊙_⊙)

>>719007674
Good bait but you're right that nobody wants a warm breeze, especially in a humid place like OP

>>719009292
Okay and?

>>719007674
yes i experience warm breezes in the summer being near a ocean eg somewhere like japan

you are retarded

>>719007674
>wind is fundamentally unenjoyable

>>719007674
Put me in the screencap

>>719007674
>wind is fundamentally unenjoyable

>>719007674
Wind is good
You have the tism child

>>719007674
Here's your (you). I suppose you've earn it.

>about to release a cool 2d action platformer
>Silksong gets a release date a week after your game
Ouch. Still thinking about buying it to support these french fucks, I really liked SOR4 and want them to keep making vidya

719007674
Oh man is that another obvious twitter repost retarded bait response to farm engagement and muskbux for ejeets that a bunch of even more retarded newfags and obvious samefags replied to?

>Be feudal serf in the Japanese mountains
>My wife is pregnant with my child
>A harsh winter sets in
>Endure it as best as I can
>Wake up one morning and step outside
>First sign of spring is a warm breeze
>Sigh and smile in relief, let it wash over me
>Things will be okay
>My neighbour on the other side of the rice field screams like a boiling frog because the gods cursed him at birth to not feel the wind and experience anguish and autism instead

>>719007674
what the fuck lmao

>>719017120
SOR4's gameplay was made by Guard Crush, who are working on Absolum
Lizardcube is just the art team behind SOR4

>>719014125
pregnancy end only is ok too, though it has to be an alternative ending that you have to choose

>>719007674
are you for real anon, i genuinely can't tell if this is bait

>>719007182 (OP)
looks like feudal Japan, how do they know the sex?

>>719017120
A shame too
I hope silksong doesnt affect this game too much

>>719017182
I'm aware of that, this is the first game they made entirely by themselves and the demo was pretty good. Nothing to be crazy about, but i like their style and think they deserve a few more of my dollars to support more games in the future. Not like i have ANY other games i plan on buying this year, or next for that matter

>>719017162
kek

>>719017162
Kek, you got me anon

>>719017295
Modern setting in current times, it's just the same old theme of secluded ninja villages still existing outside the urbanized world.

>>719014048
based
>>719014125
based
>>719017259
no it has to be a mechanic with opportunity for repeated impregnations

>>719017162
lol

>>719007674
>>719015695
feminised neo-eunuchs made these posts

>>719017295
Ever heard of women's intuition, retard?

>>719007674
You've got problems, mister.

>>719017295
In times of olde female kids were not as highly valued, she's just saying it to make her husband happy

>>719017120
a good game doesn't need to shy away from competition

>>719014048
tf is that, octoplets?

>>719017132
hey man they got to make this place look active somehow

>>719007674
holy lmao
we've got some true, genuine autism out in the wild right here

>>719017598
I wish eugenics had more place in games. Breeding the perfect children to conquer things is always something I enjoy and there are few if any games that actually do it.

>>719018114
>He doesn't know

>>719018114
>tfw no dungeon keeper 2/ Monster black market crossover

>>719007182 (OP)
It would be hotter if both were males though...

>>719018313
I played it on vita and while I enjoyed the eugenics and waifus there wasn't pregnancy and the kids are more like homunculus made by holding hands.

>>719018735
Gonna have to play some H-games for that then

>>719007674
>he isn't sonicpilled

>>719018815
There are zero h-games that have the proper level of breeding/pregnancy and eugenics integrated into their combat system. The only games that scratched the itch I have were Free Cities and Breeding Season but both of those are abandoned years ago.

>>719017994
It's a litter

What are some games where breeding is a central mechanic? It doesn't have to be a porn game, I just love coupling entities together to create more suitable spawn.

>>719019146
FE: Awakening
Pokemon
>>719018313

>>719011421
Based it’s truly the year of the ninja

>>719014048
What happens to muscles when a woman gets pregnant? Do they just slide out of the way?

>>719019979
Yes they slowly get pushed aside.

>>719019979
Her body stores fat for da baby

>when the is so good that even bring the old 4chan autism post back.

Sometimes vidjya is gud

>>719011421
There's a demo?

>>719007674
touch grass, literally

>>719007182 (OP)
The side kick is cute

>>719018114
Have you played Oreshika?

>>719007674
Some of the best bait I’ve ever seen. Well done.

>>719020324
Oh I forgot about that game. It's a shame the localizers made it so that your kids slowly get darker each generation.

>>719019979
besides what the other anon said you can't get pregnant with certain shapes of bodies, being too fat, too skinny or developing a low fat muscular body affects hormone production and the whole conception mechanics.

Top or bottom?

>>719020226
there is a demo for shinobi on steam, and ninja gaiden was playable at gamescom

>>719019979
their abs literally tear down the middle, my ex wifes never went back together so you could see her internal organs working through her skin, you could literally see food and shit moving through her intestine, very weird

>>719014317
didn't even allow xbros to use them, so konami had to make bomberman mode for them. What's even the point when they decided to release helldivers 2 on xbox. I guess that decision came later on

>>719020449
Trying to remember what caused that exactly, they cranked up the results from having strong earth or fire affinity too high in that version or something like that, right?

>>719007674
i'm autistic but this post is a level BEYOND autistic

>>719007674
I knew it was bait but like all my brothers before me I had to bite the hook. I hope you are dropped into a pit of lava feet first

>intense, obsessive pregnancy fetish since I was 10 years old
>sister is pregnant now
>reading up a lot about issues during pregnancy, symptoms etc
>have accidentally blurted out the answer to things when she was googling them
>she's getting suspicious
No one ever warned me about this

>>719007674
also breezes are always cold, wind moving cools you down, the writer is retarded.

>>719016357
A warm breeze is very enjoyable on a cold night. I am assuming you have never camped on the beach before. The cool air from the day is driven out as the Sun sets and the ground cools, yet the water cools more slowly. The wind blows warmer relatively speaking. As a result you have the cool ground juxtaposed by a pleasant, warm breeze. Rather like a blanket of air. Truly, we were born to live near the sea. Cool air during the day, warm air at night, green and blue as far as the eye can see. That is Heaven on Earth.

>>719020861
top with penetration

>>719008116
>or else get hot waves while otherwise cold, which makes you feel sick
Why would they need to be hot? Warm wind is kinda nice in spring.

>>719021716
What's her tummy like anon? Is she having an alright time?

>>719018114
eraTohoK

>>719021716
You're just being a good brother, there's nothing creepy about that

>>719022137
She's only just starting to show and It's taking 100% of my effort to not be weird about it. She's constantly on her phone making herself anxious about stupid shit, she's quite neurotic. But I'm so proud of her, she's a very capable woman and I know she'll be a great mom, she usually dates weird beta faggots but the dad seems like an actual good dude. I'm also happy because it was getting depressing watching my parents get old and have no grandchildren as I am obviously going to die alone

>>719022565
You mean you aren't the father?

>>719021797
>anons never felt a warm breeze

88 on metacritic.

>>719007182 (OP)
I don't want this at all.

>>719021716
As fetishes go, pregnancy is probably one of the most absolutely acceptable and defendable.

>>719007674
What dystopian hellhole you dwell in? Kalkutta? Beijing? Lagos?

too bad she has scoliosis

>>719007674
This post needs to be studied.

>>719018114
share your knowledge

>>719023028
will this boost the falling birthrates?

>>719021716
play it off by saying that you got worried because you saw had a friend who had a miscarriage or something, i doubt she is going ask who because that kind of topic is sensitive, and even if she does ask, just say that that kind of things shouldn't be gossip

>No big sturdy wife to give me a tribe of big sturdy sons
why even fucking live

>>719018114
Isn't that like the only reason people play Crusader Kings?

>>719024524
I like marrying swedish queens to the racist caricature africans

>>719021716
How the fuck is pregnancy a fetish? You're literally hardwired to want it

>>719024680
Everything can be a fetish, newfag.

>>719024680
There's a difference between wanting to get an attractive woman pregnant, and finding things like swollen ankles and stretch marks erotic

>>719007970
What did she mean by this?

Virgin here, btw.

>>719024820
Woah dude that's crazy...get this right...don't freak out but...I have a vagina fetish WOAHHH nelly just lock me up in /d/!!!

>>719024401
I realise now that I worded that post poorly, but I wasn't the one doing the research, she was, I just already know most of the shit she was looking up to the point where she is suspicious

>>719007674
This post is beautiful

>>719007674
Such an interesting post
100% right in stating warm breezes are unpleasant and the writer is dumb, but 100% wrong in saying wind is not enjoyable at all

This anon must be studied

>>719024963
Very funny anon, but yes, pregnancy is in fact relegated to /d/ with the other freaks

>>719007674
I am a cave dwelling gbolin and even I know a warm breeze on an average day is comfortable, holy fuck anon get help

>all these reviews saying music is the weakest part of the game
Tee Lopes bros... what happened here?

>>719024875
think she means she wants to play Spore

>>719013004
>>719007182 (OP)
Why are women so scared of pregnancy?

>>719014125
>>719017259
>>719017598
This is why you always search Pregnant Sex on VNDB

>>719025376
unironically feminism

>huge pregfag
>dream is to have a big happy family
>doomed to never have a family at all
If god is real he is beyond cruel and deserves to get jrpg'd

>>719007674
Incredible post

>>719024963
Newfag got mad.

>>719020095
>hello. human resources?

>>719022069
Come to think of it. I've only ever been to the beach during the day so no I guess I haven't experienced this.

>>719020861
I need to read through this. Wish the common route wasn't so fucking long.

>>719025164
Not enough Koshiro tracks, I assume. I'm more worried about a review stating it was too easy.

>>719025376
In pre modern times, it's a common cause for death among women. Birthing something the size of a medium watermelon through the canal is dangerous and frought with complications. It's why hips are so appealing. We instrictically know those kinds of women stand a better chance at surviving birht.

>>719007674
would you be so kind as to include me in the "screen capture"?

There arent enough vidya preg bellies in this thread

>>719024862
>>719024680
>>719023371
It wouldn't shock me if humans were hardwired to find pregnancy attractive so that couples stay together. Similar to how we evolved to mate face to face to encourage pair bonding.

>>719025191
She has good taste, at least that's the only good part of the game.

>>719007970
She's going to rape you RUUUUUN

>>719025376
It tends to ruin their bodies.

>>719017295
shinobi and Ninja gaiden both take place in a world where ninja and advanced robotics exist at once.
you dumb retarded bitch

>>719025719
Even as far back as medieval times death by childbirth was all of 2% of cases, and that's rounded up. The figure I saw said 1.2% was more likely.

>>719025497
But why does feminism hate something so intrinsically feminine?

>>719025817
Not to me.

>>719025753
>humans were hardwired to find pregnancy attractive
Only happens if you're K-selected unfortunately

>>719007674
I have never felt the breeze before so Idk if this guy is right or not

>>719026075
Do you live on the moon?

>>719007674
LMAO, what a retard

>>719026041
>Even as far back as medieval times death by childbirth was all of 2% of cases, and that's rounded up. The figure I saw said 1.2% was more likely.
>my fucking face when Perfume opens up with the protagonists's mother literally not noticing the baby plopping out of her into the mud beneath her because of how many kids she's had up to then
>but death by childbirth was apparently rampant

>>719025164
market street in crossworlds is way weaker than the one team sonic racing too. Washed up hack

>>719025719
>it's a common cause for death among women.
But c-sections are a thing

>>719026041
>But why does feminism hate something so intrinsically feminine?
A) you should be a moneymaking, hustling go-getter professional strong independent woman, being pregnant cuts into potential profits and also is a vulnerable situation which as a strong woman, you should not be in.
B) Don't reward nasty chuds and low value men with kids, dont trust men to look after you when you are vulnerable, dont put yourself in the position to rely on men, because that's not cool and independent

Reminder that /v/ is a big happy family board

>>719025502
I know that pain, bro.

>>719026395
Do parents actually sleep with their children like this? I always see it in fiction but have never heard of it in reality.

>>719025930
Based. I applaud your sacrifice.

>>719026613
I remember doing it once when I had a nightmare, my sisters kids also did it a few times after having nightmares, so no its not exactly like this

>pregnancy in hentai
Hot.
>pregnancy in real life
MEGA HOT
>actually becoming a father
Miss me with that gay shit.

>>719026272
I don't know anon that adds up to me.

Miss me with the shit slavery doujins that don't end in forced insemination.

>>719026730
It's not like you have to stick around. It's a choice, even if it both sides come with many negatives.

>>719026730
You couldve said you love sucking off entire football teams worth of men and somehow it would have been less gay than what you said

>>719026613
Not so much these days. Young kids will sometimes sleep with their parents if they're sick, have nightmares, or for bonding. But it's rare, at least in the west. It might be more common elsewhere, and it was certainly a lot more common in the past

>>719026730
You're a weak man if you don't want to repeatedly impregnate your wife and raise a large family

>>719026730
Clearly the programming on this one is defective, send it back to the factory for repairs.

This is why we game

>>719027195
or disassembling

impregnation is hot but I dont want to deal with ANY of the bullshit that comes after that. all of that is a woman's problem to deal with

It is your destiny to give uppies

>>719027534
You're talking as if men can get pregnant or some shit. Obviously women deal with all that bullshit, that's how human biology works

>>719026272
People tend to overstate such matters to fearmonger. If giving birth normally had a good chance of killing the mother we'd be extinct.

>>719027849
I dont even want to have a pregnant woman in my field of vision let alone have to deal with her hormonal bullshit. I dont want to be there for the birth and I dont want to raise the kid. its all woman shit

>>719027878
People just read the graphs on child mortality wrong. The mortality rate was high before the first year was really risky due to malnutrition and diseases.

>>719027534
how can a man not want to raise his child? Imparting wisdom and knowledge into others is such a masculine desire that men often attempt to do it for complete strangers. Why wouldn't you want to do even more for someone that's half you?

Imagine not wanting to come home to a smaller version of you/your wife tackling your legs yelling "PAPA!"

>>719028131
Ill raise a kid once hes not a dumb little toddler. have fun teaching a kid to shit though or whatever it is you fantasize about

>>719007182 (OP)
Bump