Thread 719009854

can anyone show me of Russian humor?

>>719009854 (OP)
I don't get why they added lolis to the upcoming Vanquish remake

>>719009854 (OP)
This isn't really Japanese humor this is just a straightforwardly accurate depiction of how a young child would attempt to wake someone up.

>>719010389
>>719009854 (OP)
>smelled my sister's brush to find out if the rumors are true
>it smelled like soap

I guess the girls you've seen are degenerate and mine isn't

>>719009854 (OP)
Someone post the version where Diana just keeps bapping his helmet nonstop

>>719010673
She just cleans it after, bro.

>>719009854 (OP)
>grizzled old white man and daughter
why do they keep making this, who does it appeal to?

>>719010309
I need to know what's gonna happen? Dog bites the keg and explodes or something?

>>719010751
>>719010835
every girl brushes their hair after a shower.

>>719010835
I don't get it

>>719010868
Obviously me, a grizzled white man without a daughter.

>>719010993
Sex with kot is funny, because no owe would want to fuck a kot.

>>719010098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfVewOnss_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtYQx6eK0cs
brace for kino

>>719009854 (OP)
I'm not a cunnyfag but this is adorable

>>719011229
Chat, is this real?

>>719011353
Why are they like this, I mean, we talk a lot bout niggers not being human but not even niggers behave so detached from what homosapiens would consider appropriate

>>719011523
Sick magic trick

>>719011523
Damn, lil bitch needs braces ASAP

>>719010098
I have plenty but sadly all my drone videos are stored on the other PC...

>>719009910
subhuman woman

>>719011523
Cute

>>719011523
Need art of Diana showing off her chompers like this.

>>719012213
there's a skeleton inside you :)

>>719012289
Spoopy

>somebody mentions russia
>the nafoids start to spam in unison
Somebody triggered the discord

>>719011523
You can see the hairband drop you stupid fuck

>>719012449
>whole country makes fool of themselves
>people point it out
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE NAFOIDS ARE HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME PUTIN AAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME PUCCIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>719012289
Gay

And there they are again

>>719012289
The skeleton and me have come to a uneasy alliance to better harass browns.

>>719012506
ok so how did it get into her mouth if your so smart

>>719012373
I still can't believe this shit is real, fucking subhuman orcs

>>719012132
I generated that.

>>719012646
Left hand, under the fingers at the start

>>719011523
>all that decay

>>719011523
Ummmmmmm

>>719012446
DELETE THIS
WHAT DID THE DOG DO TO DESERVE THAT
MOOOOOODDDS

>>719011529
I don't think Indians are technically human. Just look at them. They're so primitive and unintelligent they can't even construct toilets much less outhouses and have to shit in the streets. They worship cows, AKA a fucking livestock animal the rest of the world kills and eats on a daily basis as gods and every worship said livestock animal by praying to and eating its shit and drinking its piss, they're easily fooled into thinking simple CGI and AI generated images are real, and they've got zero survival instincts so they're constantly getting killed in hilariously stupid ways like jumping off bridges or standing in front of trains.
More likely they're just mutated feces that have somehow taken on a vaguely human shape and learned to imitate human behavior to some degree.

>>719009854 (OP)
Game gives me 7th gen obscure title vibes really hard.
And that's a good thing

>>719012373
what? is that a gaylord of corpses?

>>719012373
>looked it up
how do people believe this, lmao. in what world would any step of this process be practical.

>>719013013
genuinely one of the funniest moments in the game

>>719013031
Based dog took the fall so you could post cringe and live another day. Salute his sacrifice and never forget the bark heard round the thread.

>>719010673
What do you think soap is used for

>>719012924
That's how most kid's mouths look like

Take that in mind when you're fantasizing about sliding your pedo tongue inside their mouths and around their teeth, you sick fucks

>>719013076
As much as it sounds like I'm defending Indians here they have been subject to insane braindrain by the british empire back when they were still an empire.
Anyone who wasn't a gurning retard was either taken or left over the past 200 years and that just left a bunch of comfy jeet-elites ruling over their dumb fucking retard human cattle.
Then after generations of dumbfuck inbreeding and shit worship some chuckelfuck gave them internet. and another big hearted retard thought that the people who shit in their own hands were the same as the people who fled over a century ago and thought it was ok to allow immigration from the poopoo capital of the universe.
Man I fucking hate jeets.

>>719011523
funny

>>719013401
tone it down with pedo erp bro

>>719013401
>most kid's mouths look like

maybe if you live in a filthy dirty ghetto were oral hygiene is witchcraft.
keep your pedo shit to yourself.

>>719013401
No, even as a kid my teeth never looked like this because I brushed and used mouthwash

>>719009854 (OP)
Doesn't look like this is intended to be comedy, it's just kinda cute

>>719011523
Does she have double rows of teeth?
Chat is this normal?

>>719013401
don't worry i will

>>719012373
Is that a blancmange?
Is that at Wimbledon???

>>719013941
No, it's from Russia, they brought back dead Russians and made a literal meat cube with a compressor to make shipping their bodies back easier.

>>719013941
>>719014049
Forgot to add, thats what all the liquid is, they are decomposing and the yellow stuff at the bottom is rotting human fat.

>>719014049
Maybe it was easier to transport them to Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda.

>>719014118
I don't think that's true.

>>719014416
Ukrainian bot farms are handled by the smartest people.

>>719013252
It was a joke, a funny joke that made some (((people))) mad.

>>719014670
oh she leakin'

>>719014670
Top cute. Should I start playing tennis? Hopefully she didn't get hurt too badly.

>>719012727
I can not believe that Ukraine is still paying you to push down the "orcs" narrative all these years later despite it clearly not cathing on and on a fucking mongolian basket weaving forum of all places too.

>>719014670
This only works because Rafa is a mediterranean über-chad.
Anglos could never.

>>719014670
>The way she bites her tongue in the end
I bet her little cunny was on fire right then.

>>719011353
Did they AI change his face?

>>719012373
That's redditor humor, not russian humor.

>>719015043
There's no Stallin', just getting Petin to action!

>>719009854 (OP)
Korean humor, actually. The director is a gook.

>>719014670
why does the tennis ring come with a complement of little girls??

>>719011523
Why are her teeth all rotted

>>719015203
To make it not boring

>>719015126
nope

>>719015291
Because her mouth wasn't made to handle the bacteria that lives on an adult male's genitalia

>>719014780
but if we can make them not-human then it's ok to genocide them!
and they're white so it won't lead to any issues like it did with the native american indians

>>719015332
>Cho Yong-hee
Ah yes 100% purebred Jipponese.

>>719015536
>they're white
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the ones they're sending into the meat grinder certainly aren't white, unless they already burned through their supply of mongrels.

>>719015427
you are not funny

>>719015798
there we go again with the dehumanization, they're really getting fucked on every side aren't they

Muslim humor

>>719015847
why this though

>>719015883
>you're le dehumanizing them!
I'm not the one sending them to die for no reason.

>>719015945
I mean, what else could he do...they invited him

>>719015883
russians have been dehumanized for 1000 years
I don't think they're capable of living without an uncaring tyrant using them as disposable tools

>>719016186
>for no reason
>just let globohomo bring this country that shares half your border into the coalition that was created specifically to fight against you
they literally said that if ukraine tried to join nato it would be an act of war, ukraine started this after the united kingdom encouraged them to

>>719014717
more like weirded out, you don't understand girls

>>719016053
cause it's funny.
I remember I did a similar thing with my friend back in school. I gave him some really hot candy during lunch. Had some milk ready to go, and popped it in his mouth. Only a few seconds later and he pussied out. started chugging the milk but he was also laughing so the milk got everywhere. was funny.
I also sucked his dick during a sleepover one time, but that's not really relevant.

>>719016257
Yeah, it would be rude to refuse.

>>719016408
this

little girls have no interest in adult men

>>719012289
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>719016394
So russia's answer to the alliance created in response to russian aggression is to invade neighboring countries/threaten to invade neighboring countries. A bold strategy.

>>719016572
Judging by the last sticky, I don't think that's true

>>719015636
>the only real one is lesbians being allowed to exist, and that's a good thing
>everything else is made up garbage like when North Korea tells its people that everyone else in the world is starving to death at 25

>>719016408
>>719016572
WRONG

>>719016394
>ukraine started this
Oh yes I remember when Ukraine invaded Russia for their three day special military operation

>>719015332
Are you fucking stupid?

>>719016750
They fucked like rabbits in a hotel room after that.

>>719016660
>actually this thing that was created to oppose the soviet union was actually to oppose the russian federation which didn't even exist yet!

Nigger

>>719016572
Yeah bro, teenage girls totally HATE hot musuclar chads in their 20s/30s

>>719016750
He seems like a good dude. I bet he would be very gentle and patient while taking her virginity. If I were her father... well if I were her father, I would have already deflowered her myself, but I digress. If I were her father, I would approve.

Aaaaaaaaaaand thread's over
This is why we cant have nice things