Thread 719014772

It's been a year since Dustborn graced the Earth with its impeccable writing. Yet, there's some nay-sayers who still thinks Dusborn's writing sucks. How would you rewrite the game's plot and characters to prove those critics wrong? Would you decide to delve into gamedev and make your own parody/game inspired by this?

Dusty old borns full of green dust

It's been a year and you're still completely obsessed with it, everyone else moved on a long time ago.

>>719014772 (OP)
She needed a white boyfriend to dick her down.

I thought this song was pretty good. It's a shame because I think the game had potential to be pretty okay with some cool story themes, but they had to fuck it up with the DEI stuff and having bad writers on the team.

https://youtu.be/NZs_0pUmzCY?si=leSTYjjFYtlDpZcu

>>719014772 (OP)
I'd start by not making the main cast completely insufferable. Make the fat chick lose some weight, turn the kpop tranny into a smear on the road and make the man in the group not such a fag. Lose the cuntiness from the MC too. Also I wouldn't write a song where newborn is rhymed with porn.

>>719015206
I'm pretty sure at-least half of the devs made this game as a joke, but they made sure the game was sincere enough to fool the jewish investors for a free paycheck

>>719015787
>Europoors paid with their taxes to make this game
Lol what a goofy country

>>719015206
I always thought TRIGGER was the name of the super-move system.
Something like when your meter is full, you can bust out a Trigger on the enemy.

>>719017039
Someone please edit the letters, you know in wich manner.

>>719014772 (OP)
Just do white genocide.

where's the slaveplay porn of her?

Let it go, anon.
It was a funny-bad game that got spammed because it was easy pol bait.
Its time has passed.

>>719016153
yeah man a country providing funding to the arts that's nuts
i too would prefer to live in a world where naked capitalism is the only force for creation in existence

>>719015787
No
They genuinely believed that their game would save the world from the evil trump
This game is 100% sincere.

>>719022070
>>719018285
Here is the end result of funding the arts. No refunds.

>>719023114
I would much rather fund the arts and have some art I personally don't like get produced then allow culture to be ruled by capitalism like in the US.

>>719018285
I really don't understand this game's writing, they are in a country that actually is supposed to be a totalitarian, white supremacist conservative police state. Yet you can call the police racist and they start stumbling and stuttering as if they are the white guiltiest liberal white guilt havers in the world.

>>719014772 (OP)
Just play Road 96 and you get a better story that is somehow even more woke but actually enjoyable to play.

>>719022806
Do you have proof for this?

>>719015787
It's the only outcome that actually makes any damn sense whatsoever.

>>719022724
BA S E D

>>719023185
How are they different? They're both art created to get money. The only difference is that art for capitalism is made to appeal to a market, whereas publicly funded art is made to appeal to policymakers.
True art is made by passion, and passionate people will make art whether they receive funding or not.

>>719026373
>They're both art created to get money.
Quite explicitly the opposite.
>art for capitalism is made to appeal to a market
To be sold to that market, yes.
>publicly funded art is made to appeal to policymakers
No. That's American brainrot talking.

>True art is made by passion, and passionate people will make art whether they receive funding or not.
Not if they're dead of starvation or spending all their time struggling to make a living.
Literally the entire point of art funding and patronage is to enable people to live off of art they want to make and thus enable people to become artists. This, in turn, improves the culture of your society.

It's basic Civ shit.

>>719014772 (OP)
That still is the funniest alternative history because it implies that JFK deserved to die
Any conspiracy nutty would have never come up with that in their wildest dreams

>>719026580
>Not if they're dead of starvation or spending all their time struggling to make a living
Yes even then. Have you not seen graffiti in poor neighborhoods? Art thrives in struggle.
>art patronage
You mean like how rich aristocrats paid artists to make specific kinds of art for them? Gee sounds like a market to me.
It doesn't matter where the money is coming from. Customers, aristocrats, a government agency. Art will be made to chase that money. Cut off the public money, and the true creatives will still create in-between their wagie job shifts. People like me will still keep art alive when we pay for tickets to the symphony orchestra or a rock concert or buy a painting at the local gallery. And odds are it will all be far better than the garbage that is inevitably made by ultrapozzed "arts funding."

>>719014772 (OP)
I genuinely hope this game never gets forgotten. It was a full mask-off moment for leftoid ideology and how ridiculous and stupid it really is when followed through to its logical conclusion. The creators were 100% sincere in creating this abomination, you can watch their interviews and look at their previous careers to confirm this.

>>719027826
>Yes even then. Have you not seen graffiti in poor neighborhoods? Art thrives in struggle.
God damn, son, I've heard some cunty rationalizations of abject poverty before but that one takes the cake.
>Patronage is when rich aristocrats paid artists to make specific pieces
No, dipshit, that's a commission. Patronage is when a rich person goes "this person should be dedicating their life to art and not base survival so I will pay them to exist"
>There's no kind of art except a purchase
No, you're just a douchebag.

>>719028145
This. It should be in a museum displayed next to the most vile political propaganda imaginable.

>>719028145
They flew to TGS for this game and their booth was fucking EMPTY! There's a video of the guy just standing there, looking at his phone, staring off at the other booths, just lonely as fuck. Serious masochism that.

>>719026580
>Literally the entire point of art funding and patronage is to enable people to live off of art they want to make and thus enable people to become artists. This, in turn, improves the culture of your society.
>>719027826
> Cut off the public money, and the true creatives will still create in-between their wagie job shifts.
Anon you don't read very well.

>>719022724
that's fucking hot

>>719028230
I never said "poverty good". I'm guessing you've decided you know everything about me because I dared to disagree with you. Well, I guess I'm sorry for daring to think real life might not work the same way it does in Sid Meier's Civilization where you can just divert some portion of an abstracted stream of national wealth into some vague "arts funding" and expect to receive a culturally enlightened society in return. Wouldn't that be nice?

>>719028717
Peak edit.

>>719028737
>I never said "poverty good"
I never said you did. I said you made a very cunty rationalization of allowing abject poverty. Which you did.

I suggest before arguing with more people on this subject you read literally ANYTHING about art history.

>>719028145
Like the vax was mask off for the rightoids. Neither of you can be trusted.

>>719023452
If you knew who the creator of this game is you'd know he was 100% genuine.

>>719028984
HOLY FUCK IT'S A TIGER

>>719029054
Nonsense. There are many different positions towards the vax within both sides of the political spectrum. Meanwhile, there is no nuance to the things that are portrayed in Dustborn. Leftism does not allow any deviation from anti-patriarchy, anti-capitalism, pro-LGBT, pro-immigration stances. You can be racist or even pro-immigration as a right-winger. You CAN'T be racist and still be a left-winger.

Therefore, we can define leftism as being gay and brown.

>>719022724
>all that breeding talk
>no impregnation panel
we were this close to greatness

>>719026580
And art like Dustborn is made to push an agenda and little else. It’s not art, it’s propaganda. Incredibly poor propaganda at that.

>>719029243
Technically you can be racist, against white people that is.

>>719029243
>you can’t be racist and a leftist

Arguably you have to be racist as a leftist if the consensus is some races are now fine to hate.

>>719014772 (OP)
If I could rewrite Dustborn's script I would hit CTRL-A and press delete.

Remember when leftoids were so ashamed of being exposed by this game that they started to spread the rumor that it was actually made by right-wingers?

>>719029420
Wasn't it funded by the norwegian goverment? I'm currently playing Mars Vice which I'm pretty sure was funded by the norwegian government and it's propaganda aswell, though more subtle than dustborn, though that's not exactly hard.

>>719029598
>>719029609
Per their own definition, that's not racism.

>>719029054
You mean not being deathly afraid of an overblown flu that didn't kill barely any leftists when they wanted to shut down the world despite them rioting with a bunch of mask less people?

Even the faggest gaming communities in the world like Reddit, Discord, ResetEra, GameFAQs all wish the game would disappear cause it was the second biggest bomb next to Concord and it exposes the worst in libtard ideology.

>even the chuds sucking each other off have nothing to actually say about Dustborn
That's pretty hilarious, actually

>>719029054
actually that was a mask off for pharmaceutical companies and their leftist boot lickers
>millions of american rightoids never took it
>still alive and kicking
and inb4 "you don't know that!"
trump wouldn't have won if half of his entire following dropped dead

>>719029926
what's with the thing on the left

>>719030550
A canadian. Disgusting right?

>>719029243
>You CAN'T be racist and still be a left-winger.
tell that to stalin

>>719030785
The point is identity. A leftist will always deny being racist, a right-winger can call himself racist. Therefore, anti-racism is an inherent part of the leftist identity.

>>719029829
Oh how convenient. When you change a definition suddenly you’re not doing the thing you accuse others of. I wish I had that level of double think to do that.

>>719014772 (OP)
Time for my yearly Dustborn playthrough

>>719031789
Yes, that's what makes leftism so ridiculous. They do this exact thing in Dustborn too, by the way.