Thread 719018394

This is the future you choose.

the only thing that you truly own is what you steal

>>719018394 (OP)
but i've never played minecraft

NlGGER

>>719018394 (OP)
should've named him "hitler my nigga"

>>719018394 (OP)
>redditors complaining about censorship
Kek
Stonetoss NEVER misses

>>719018394 (OP)
That post is older than you

>>719018394 (OP)
>wooooooow I got arrested for beating my own child and keeping him locked in a closet in my own home??

op is a redditor

This is not the future I chose.
Had I been able to choose the cards I was dealt, the future I envisioned would have been far beyond this atrocity, but I'm stuck with a 7-2 offsuit, and I'm forced to go all in.
It's the future I have to cope with, but not the one I chose.

>>719018394 (OP)
It's actually Notch's fault for not putting Minecraft on Steam.

>TOS: you shall not name your villager "idiot"
>name my villager idiot
>I am banned
>wtf

>>719018394 (OP)
the fakest didn't happen shit to have only ever taken place inside the heads of losers

>>719019661
>TOS: you shall not name your villager "idiot"

PROVE IT.

>>719018394 (OP)
>realms
you could've paid the same amount for a server host that gives you more customizability and mod support.

>>719020129
Right here buddy.

>>719020174
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>agree to TOS
>spam the N word
>get banned
I don't see the problem

>>719018394 (OP)
>>719020054
https://old.reddit.com/wfrm0z

>Terms of service: you will not say IDIOT, do you accept?
>yes
>IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
>You've been banned
>WTF THIS IS LITERALLY 1984
these people literally cant go 2 secs without being toxic

>>719020336
wow a deleted reddit post
this doesn't change anything

I hate ironic corpo bootlickers.
>I'm only pretending to be retarded
FUCK OFF.

>>719020506
T. a retarded brit

>>719020757
dont break the rule next time, idi*t

>>719018394 (OP)
>Buying bedrock edition
>Paying microsoft to host a server
you deserved it, not for saying idiot, but for being a consooming retard, you voted for this with your wallet

>>719018740
If he named him some antisemitic shit he wouldn't have been banned, since current day leftism is no different than the nazi party.

Minecrafters are funny.

>>719018886
>can have a doctor kill your child
>can't do it yourself because suddenly rights exist for some reason, now it's a child and not a clump of cells

Really? I named mine Nigger Noose and Heil Hitler and Slit Jew Throats and nothing happened. I guess you’re just a faggot, OP

>>719018394 (OP)
Good. Serves him right for spewing hate speech.

>>719021121
desu touch controls seem more precise and faster than a physical controller

>>719021121
Those are some sexually pleasing hands. Sometimes you just see a woman's hands and you're like 'damn, wouldn't mind those soft fuckers being wrapped around my cock.'

>>719018394 (OP)
tos: don't say idiot
>ok
>idiot idiot idiot
you have been banned
>WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

>>719018618
>money stolen

>>719021061
>no different than the nazi party
minus the competence, the order, the cleanliness, the beauty, the aesthetics, the patriotism, and pretty much everything else that made the Nazi party appealing to the common man.

>>719018394 (OP)
Me? As far as I know I'm here because I don't like reddit fascists.

Zommers can't port forward (except me)

>>719021234
Brain activity is kind of an important distinction.

>>719024031
Newborns aren't sentient yet.

>>719018394 (OP)
Welcome to Demolition Man and Idiocracy Futures but merged together.

>>719024031
Fetuses have working brains, dipshit.

Microsoft Ruins Everything.
Xbox.
Windows.
Minecraft.

>>719021061
wtf i love leftism now

/v/ - Twitter and Reddit

>>719021061
I wish that were so

>>719021061
Blame kikes for brainwashing multiple generations with the simultaenous messages of white people being the devil, and kikes being "fellow white people".

>>719021121
This looks insane until you realize touchpads fucking suck, then it becomes a preferable alternative.

>>719024031
So I can kill you then?

>>719018886
>equating words to violence
>equating words in a videogame to child abuse
You're (develop)mentally stunted, terminally domesticated debtcattle and shouldn't be allowed to use internet-connected devices without supervision, for the sake of others as mucb as your own.

>>719021061
They always have been. Learn your history, anon

>>719020054
Bro you cant even say stupid in bedrock offline chat lmao

>>719018394 (OP)
>playing games with (((corporate servers)))
>not self-hosting
ISHYGDDT

>>719018394 (OP)
reminder that minecraft players are so autistic they made a mod that encrypts chat messages to avoid bans
you heard that right: they encrypt chat messages to avoid getting banned by bots

>>719021481
i think my account got banned simply cause i used a hitler skin after the windows forced migration

>>719027157
The funny thing is, the chat report in mc also works on self-hosted servers by default. So if you get caught banting and shit talking with your friends and someone decides to report your messages, you may get banned.

>>719018521
Based true and real

>>719018757
Why Shmorky get crushed by Mr.Krab's first dime

>>719024031
What if it's a female child?

>>719021061
Enough of this shit. We like Hitler here. You look BEYOND corny when you say this shit.

>>719021061
>t.

>>719019661
>>719020129
I actually spent like 20 minutes trying to find any mention of "hate speech" anywhere and the only place I found it in is Microsoft Services Agreement, to which you agree automatically when agreeing to Minecraft EULA. None of the Minecraft's own TOS pages even contain phrase "hate speech." There's no definition for "hate speech" in Microsoft's agreement, so literally whatever they think it is. This is why you never pay for things like that.

>>719018394 (OP)
>ToS: You will not use ableist or hurtful language in the game
>does it anyway
>acts shocked that he's banned

>>719020174
I am defeated

>>719027460
the best part is pirates aren't constrained by these retarded rules and can play without restrictions
as always paypigs lose out in the end

>>719021061
>since current day leftism is no different than the nazi party.
I don't see them attacking jews. Ever.

>>719019661
>>719027460
Hilarious that minecraft has changed its TOS multiple times without informing people who bought it before the changes, and just went "Yeah you agree to these changes now even without us telling you about them'.
There's a reason they're being sued.

>>719027984
>I don't see them attacking jews. Ever.
Are you for real?
The only people attacking kikes in the west are commies.

I choose you Sandslash!
Use defense curl!

>>719018886
Domestic issues were not allowed to be solved by police in first world until very recently tho.

>>719027617
Where does it say that in the ToS?

>>719022383
the black nails really do enhance them too

>>719024031
Go and kill some braindead coma patient right now and see what happens anon

>>719020174
>Background
But nice try anyway

>>719018394 (OP)
>you choose.
Love commie gaslighting let me tell you.

>>719021234
Women really will go through mental gymnastics to justify killing their kids.

>>719018886
>>719019661
>>719020271
>>719020506
>>719022721
>>719027617

FIRST AMENDMENT IS THE VERY FIRST
NUMBER ONE
ABOVE ALL OTHERS

>>719029069
Private TOS =/= public speech
Fucking retard

>>719029151
a private tos to what?

>>719029196
fucking retard

>>719018757
>nazis crying about cancel culture when their philosophy is all about canceling everyone else
every accusation is a confession
>we don't want to stop the exploitation, we want to find a way to become the exploiters

>>719029361
Too much truth for /v/

>>719021061
>replies are this easy

>>719026212
Or you could just get a $12 mouse and have something far better than either. Even Nintendo realized mouse controls are ideal.

>>719029232
>sell megaphone
>forced to sign TOS
>yell nigger into it
why is this different from typing nigger on your own server,
do you think they are going to come take the megaphone away?

>>719029361
Kamala lost

as an adult i havent thought about this game in over 10 years but the other day my friend told me he sold his 2 letter account for $2,500 and I laughed for 15 minutes

>>719027460
erm, sweatie, scumfuck corporate abuses are a good thing now since zey changed xir social media profiles to a rainbow
anti-corporate hate speech is not okay

>>719029502
fucking retard

>>719029151
ONLINE WORLDS ARE PUBLIC SQUARES IN THE CURRENT ERA

>>719029361
This is why I resent all the hate that """centrists""" get for knowing how evil and hypocritical these people can be and not condoning their actions.
>why is OTHER SIDE so dishonest?
Anyone arguing otherwise needs their femurs split with a fire axe.

>>719029641
Unlike you I'm not in a cult and don't give 2 shits about Kamala.

>>719029361
I just want to shoot you in the head to restore some small semblance of sanity to society

>>719029361
>consitutionalists are nazis to communists
Every accusation, a confession

>>719028069
nah they use the "it's anti-zionism not anti-semitism" cope

>>719018886
this bait is a work of art

>>719029863
this retard rents megaphones

>>719018394 (OP)
I'm pretty sure he named it nigger or something like that I have several villagers called dumbass, idiot, mending slave, etc and I haven't been banned lmao

>>719024541
No, they do not. That is a fundamentally nonsensical claim to make.
>>719028392
If they're actually, legally braindead, and you knew that, you'd really not get charged with anything. You can't kill the dead.

>>719029641
She's no less of a nazi than Trump.

>>719030067
fucking retard

>>719030010
Because they want to hang onto that "antisemitism" spurious method of attack. All of the changes Trump is doing is basically a setup for criminal state terror to come. And progressives cheer for their own dispossession.

>>719028069
Only retards worship israel.

>>719030148
>No, they do not. That is a fundamentally nonsensical claim to make.
Well, YOU certainly did not have a working brain as a fetus, and apparently you still don't.

>>719029980
thank you for proving my argument for me

>>719030010
>cope
It's reality lil man, zionists aren't even semites genetically lmao

Microsoft and Mojang's current ToS don't even cover the shit they'll ban you for, and it's gotten so bad that someone is suing them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_UF_4gZclI
I would also like to draw attention to the /pol/ off-topic retards in this thread, and how they are likely all bots or indian shills paid by microsoft and ubisoft etc so we don't talk about the real, actual problems with video games.

>>719021061
Actually it is judaism itself that is nearly indistinguishable from nazism, they have the exact same values in regards to their own group and everyone else.

>>719029986
nazis don't want free speech
that's what all the book burning was about

>>719018394 (OP)
Hope this is photoshopped. Idiot is not much of a thought crime.

>>719030326
Anon, how can something without a brain have brain activity, exactly? Do you think the brain is the first organ to form?

>>719030503
People get offended over the tiniest shit in video games these days, man.
I'm pretty sure if you called anyone an "idiot" in overwatch or something you would get muted at a minimum.

>>719027984
The left is protesting Israel so hard that Donald is threatening to send the military after them.
Remind me again which amendment had the right to protest in it. I'm sure it was one of the early ones.

>>719018394 (OP)
Haha get fucked, idiot

>>719018757
Is that a currency rolling?

>>719030492
Don't look into what was in those books btw, worst mistake of my life

>>719030431
Look up what was Hitler's heritage. WW2 was the biggest falseflag and it accomplished 2 things: 1) managed go get white people to kill each other and 2) secured the creation of Israel under the protection of Europe and the USA.

>>719029361
>>we don't want to stop the exploitation, we want to find a way to become the exploiters
applies to a lot more groups than you think, modern feminism is just a revenge fantasy against men and and supporters of importing infinity browns into white countries just have a revenge fantasy against white because of muh colonialism

>>719030503
The very concept of thought crime is how it is perpetuated. It will only get worse as you allow it.
Wordfilter, personal blocking, you're done. This kind of totalized power is poison.

>>719020174
White power brother