Thread 719019260

Atreus, my beloved wife's son...we must lift and swing so we can be better men...

>>719019260 (OP)
I haven't played the new God of Wars, is Atreus actually not Kratos' son? Is this seriously implied or is it just jokes because of the better men meme

>>719019370
Ice Giant dad

>>719019370
why does it matter you fucking chud?

>>719019260 (OP)
I think I've seen this guy on American Ninja.

>>719019370
He's his biological son. I vaguely remember it being a small controversy before launch because people convinced themselves that he wasn't.

>>719019370
It's a meme entirely because Kratos' beard made him look like the sóylent cúck that was the biggest forced meme around that time, that completely rot this place's brain to the point that cúck had to be wordfiltered.

Now, I haven't actually played any of the nu GoW games so I don't know if he is really his son or not, nor does it matter.

>>719019260 (OP)
this looks fun

ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!
We...must be....better men. More empathetic, docile role
models whom young men can look up to and learn
positive masculinity from. When strong independent
women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and
neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and
learn how to give them a voice and empower them. we
will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your
mother.
COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO
CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS
DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT
WHILE DOING S SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE.
T
BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoing Back"
REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!

>>719019370
It's his son but they don't have a good relationship, I guess that's why people think they're not related

>>719019260 (OP)
>All that effort
>Still bald
lol

>>719019260 (OP)
ngl that's quite impressive. The fat sharties shitposting ITT will never be able to do a handstand, let alone all of that.

>>719020380
>not bald
So you're a dicklet with no testosterone?

>>719019483
waitwaitwait, wife is an ice giant. My bad

>>719020748
Holy mother of cope.

>>719020748
Balding is a consequence of low testosterone.
It's male "PCOS".

>>719020907
You do understand that being bald means you have excess T, right? Being physically active or athletic correlates positively to being bald. Only dicklets and fatties get mad at these simple facts

these are the kinds of dudes that tell you playing video games is a waste of time then play on an adult jungle gym all day

>>719019782
oh it is

>>719020995
Excess T getting transformed to DHT is de direct cause for male pattern baldness, if low T caused it women would suffer it way more often than men lmao. It's a simple observable fact anon

>>719019503
why are you so angry?

>>719019782

I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet.

>>719021074
Being able to do that IRL is based though, that looks fun as fuck

>>719021028
Having excess of anything is bad, being a bald soijak is indeed bad.

>>719021074
It is more impressive physical prowess than what someone that only plays games does.

>>719021074
That guy would kill you in a second you fat cuck

>>719020995
Excess T getting transformed to DHT is THE cause for male pattern baldness, if low T caused it women would suffer it way more often than men lmao. It's a simple observable fact anon

>>719020748
hahahahah bald fgt
keep holding on to bars to make yourself have more masculinity.

>>719021074
They were inspired by video games.

>>719021292
Is that your excuse for being a low T lardass?

>>719019260 (OP)
balding soimen are so funny

There are no good third-person parkour games and it makes me sad. Mario is great and all but I'd like a stylish game where you can do flips and cartwheels and wall runs.
>inb4 someone recommends asscreed

>>719021397
I will, being athletic is fun anon, you should try it some time.

>>719021397
Have fun dying in your 20s.

>>719021425
I'm 150lbs with a full head of hair at 30. Get mogged baldy.

>>719019260 (OP)
impressive Mew2King.. impressive.

>>719019370
It's heavily implied that Faye was a whore who slept with basically every god in the game before marrying Kratos, the father is unknown

>>719019370
It's just cuck jokes because nu Kratos looks like a cuck. Idk why they changed the badass goatee he had to an unkempt onions beard other than to make him look older.

>>719019370
I think the devs confirmed him to be Atreus' biological dad.
The game leaves it vague as Kratos states how his son's mother's bodycount is not his business.

>>719019370
Kratos is black. His new wife was white. They have a white son. So no, Atreus isn't Kratos' child.

>>719021501
He will die in his 40s

>>719021732
if he even makes it there, let alone his 30s or 20s.

>>719021821
I'm already past 40 lardie, I wonder if you'll make it too or if you'll perish due to your horrible habits

>>719021491
>>719021501
athetlic and with a lovely hairline at 35 lads. keep coping though. won the gene lottery. blue eyes as well. i fucking hate my life still though so maybe balding is the sacrifice to happiness.

>>719021484
Try Rooftops & Alleys: The Parkour Game and STORROR Parkour Pro.
And then tell me if they're good or not because I'm not going to waste my money on them.

>>719019260 (OP)
>where do you workout
>the Soym

>>719019260 (OP)
Not gonna lie; that looks like quite the work out and fun.

GOOOOOOOODS

>>719020995
That's only true if your balding isn't patterned. MPB is a result of your hair follicles being sensitive to DHT. Just how sensitive they are to DHT is decided by your genetics. This is why some men can take roids, and still never lose a single hair and some lose hair despite never working out a day in their life. Most men lose their hair at some point, unless you're Ronald Reagan.

>>719019260 (OP)
That guy has build all these by himself btw pretty cool dude think he makes stuff for ninja warriors

>>719022512
>Most men
Most men are lactose intolerant, that doesn't make it a desirable trait.

>>719019260 (OP)
I can't take this webm seriously when the dude looks like the typical consolefag söyjak

>>719022651
>Most men are lactose intolerant,
Only if you count asians you retard nobody in europe is.

>>719022651
When did I say it was a desirable trait?

>>719022651
>drinking milk like a literal toddler is a desirable trait
Neothenic subhuman mutt hands with incel neanderthal admixture wrote this comment

>>719019260 (OP)
I once went to one of those places.
Wore a gorilla suit and swung around throwing fake bananas at people.
Got thrown out after 5 minutes.

>>719023056
>milk hater
ohnonono

>>719023191
What the fuck is wrong with portuguese?

>>719023351
Oh no you posted a frog. Now anons here are gonna have a melty.

>>719021509
>>719022194
>having hair makes me attractive
You're still just as average as everyone else guys

>>719021237
>t. Morbid obesity

>>719022281
Judging by the footage, they try too hard to make it realistic instead of videogamey like mario. You run kinda slow, your jump height is only a mere foot. You mess up a little bit and you ragdoll. I'm not looking for an unreal engine sim, I just want a platformer with a large moveset. I don't want long delays between animation transitions. I don't want to grab a ledge and take 3 seconds to climb up. Make it snappy. It should be half a second at most. And the level design is like a bland, real city asset drop in. This is a videogame, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE REALISTIC.

I probably sound like a picky bitch but I hate when games try so hard to emulate real life.

>>719019260 (OP)
ATREUS! FOLLOW MY LEAD AND DON'T BE LED ASTRAY BY THE ANCIENT WAYS. THE ANCIENT WAYS SERVE ONLY THE DEAD. SEE, LIKE THIS!

>>719021074
so many triggered gym dorks responding to this lmao

>>719023191
>subhuman neanderthal admixture confirmed
Your failed incel DNA will take care of you in a couple generations you'll stop breeding and you'll die out.

>>719023812
subhuman bros... did we get too cocky?

>>719019260 (OP)
>soibois are evolving

>>719024023
>subhuman
>shows map of pureblooded sapiens
I know the neandethalis admixture makes you dumber and more reactive but come on.

>>719024403
U r brown and eat shit lmao

>>719024717
lol, you don't even need to try hard to insult them

>>719024717
>eat shit
I'm not a subhuman pajeet nor a subhuman huwite, use your barely functioning neanderthal brain and look up e coli in milk

>>719024023
This makes me happy, but I know it's not enough. We need a war in India. Preferably a civil war where all the jeets throw poo at each like snowballs in winter... a brown winter.

>>719019260 (OP)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS, ENOUGH OF THE STUBBORN OLD WAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEN, WE MUST BE BETTER.

>>719024023
Ok I'll break character, I was shitposting and thought it was an african map not an Indian map lmao

>>719019260 (OP)
surely this can't be good for your joints

>insecure bald men thread
INSECURE BALD MEN BELONG ON REDDIT, 4CHAN IS A BOARD FOR CHADS WITH A FULL HEAD OF HAIR

>>719025076
Men are emotional, hence men like this obsessed with the masculinity of a bunch of polygons

>>719020748
If being bald is a sign of high T then why is it such a common reddit phenotype?

>>719025536
>chad
>lanklet AIsloppa
kekekekek