Thread 719021386

If your video game makes me do shit like sleep or craft shit to survive it can suck my little ass dick

wtf is an ass dick

Stavros 'The Hamplanet' Halkias never said that

>>719021386 (OP)
>rejecting idea of autonomy
Victim of social conditioning

Can you make another thread without using the image of a repulsive subhuman as the OP next time?

>obese unfunny faggot
do cumslurpers really?

>>719022409
He's greek, so he just looks like that.

>>719021386 (OP)
what if instead of video games they were video gaymes and it was just all two gay guys fucking each other?

>>719022409
anime is worse than whatever monstrosity OP posted, so I'll count my blessings, it could have been worse

>>719022409
>>719022459
You lost, Nick.

alright, what about if crafting is an optional system that can be situationally useful but never strictly necessary in the course of regular gameplay, but i engineer a few specific esoteric crafting-based playstyles unlikely to even be encountered by a beginner but offered nevertheless as a rewarding change of pace for the veteran

what then

>>719022592
i luv tripping

Grinding is fucking stupid. You should get better at the game by playing it, not by defeating 1000 enemies with the same moves. It's a waste of time and it's only added in the game to add more lenght.

>>719022804
hell yeah dude

>>719022409
>tranime pedo calling anyone subhuman

What about instead of "The Last of Us" it's "The Last to Bust" and its 10 guys hooked up to an auto-milker and whoever cums last wins a million dollars?

>>719021386 (OP)
>craft gun
>breaks after 5 reloads

How did the fat greek pedo get the most success out of those three after cumtown

>>719023329
adam is a lazy bug and nick is a self-sabotaging alcoholic
stav is the only one of them with any work ethic

ma'am
are these fellers bothering you

>>719023329
He was never as edgy as Nick and adam, the second his youtube special started poping off he left the pod and reinvented himself as a loveable fat sex freak. Now stav does two baked in sponsored content segments on his pod and never says anything negative about the ostensible 'leftist' vanguard of Hassan, AOC and burnie.

>>719023329
He's not afraid to brown nose and his humor lands with normal people. I tried getting people to watch Nick's special but the general response was "he's not funny he's just mean"

>>719023761
>He was never as edgy as Nick and adam
I never liked this part of him I remember when Nick would use morse code to type out "nigger" and Stav panicked over it. I like him overall but he was too "safe" on Cumtown

>>719021386 (OP)
this guy's standup is so unfunny, i think his comedy is worse than the bug's

>nick
actually funny, but drug addict
>stavros
not funny, but more willing to suck cock
>adam
sometimes funny, but jewish

>>719023881
dasha lost

>>719024009
I've listened to almost every single Cumtown episode and just off the top of my head the one time where I thought Adam was really funny was when he referred to Nick's time living in Chinatown as when he was "the Jane Goodall of the Chinese"
I can't think of anything else.

>>719023881
Which is funny because Nick's special was pretty neutered to begin with
it's not like he has to do cumtown bits to be funny either. Look up "nick standup bootleg" there's 2 recordings (similar set) that are fucking hilarious and don't pull punches

>>719021386 (OP)
Post your favorite bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bNmD6KmZmM

>>719024239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJs_2-AFCHY

>>719024151
I mostly agree that he was more often funny as the target of a joke than saying anything funny but, I have 180'd on the bug thanks to TAFS. Adams style is perfect for disarming guests and getting them to talk about things they would never otherwise touch and I'm glad he got to show this side of himself.

>>719024239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMuTuThcXEE
I got into Cumtown by listening to clips and the beginning of this (simpsons characters calling Adam's dick small and Homer telling Marge to shut up) would literally paralyze me from laughing

>>719024425
I thought TAFS was really fucking rough at first, but it got so much better I think

Why does he feel the need to constantly complain about conservatives?

>>719021386 (OP)
What if instead of Tekken its Taking this cock and put it in my mouth? And Jin Kazama is Jizz in my mama and he fucks Jun.

>>719024239
https://youtu.be/ls58wQdIzBw?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/UsiI2YCyxP0?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/vdZ6keVrdMY?feature=shared

>>719024608
Whatever dude this shit is boring who cares

>>719022508
what if instead of video games they were video gaymes and it was just all two gay guys fucking each other?

umm you're chinese

>>719024239
https://youtu.be/snsHhdfkxI8

>>719024239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnrIQJ54urA

>>719023253
hell yeah dude

>>719024926
>You're chinese
>Pull over
>You're chinese, show me your dick, pull over

Hi im gay actor michael douglas and I loved the last of us part 2

>>719021386 (OP)
>>719022508
>>719024781
>>719023253
I never thought I'd see the day that Cum Town cums to /v/. I feel gayer already. Thanks, OP. faggot

What if instead of the mandate of heaven it was the Man Date of Heaven and it was just the bachelor for gay Chinese guys?

>>719021386 (OP)
>Dude I'm fat and ugly as shit and I still get more fucking pussy than you do EEEHEHEHHEHEHHHHENNNGHEH
He's funny but I hate this voice and laugh so much good lord.

>>719024239
what the fuck is this jewish black magic on my youtube

>>719025210
When the show was in its prime we would have threads weekly.

>>719024239
Thousand island stare is a classic. All of the stav fat jokes, I'm sorry. Also the batman shit, 'Poison HIV' makes me crack up

Adam subsists on the ashy dust of his ancestors

>>719024239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_EbkbNc-KM

>>719024941
jesus christ this one is so funny. truly the greatest minds

>>719025473
Bugs are sometimes known to eat dust, yes.