Thread 719029417

Let's speculate about Super Mario.

Yoshi's Island DS

What ever happened to GameCubesnoys forcing the "Mario Mandate" shit? Did they go into hiding after Bananza?

>>719029417 (OP)
I speculate that OP is a colossal faggot.

>>719029560
The Mario Mandate ended with Super Mario Odyssey.

>>719029560
Nintendo clearly shifted the policy starting around 2022.
But 2011-2022 it absolutely was a thing.

>>719029681
>But 2011-2022 it absolutely was a thing.
It never was. It was always snoy cope.

Ok
Does princess peach shaves

>>719029417 (OP)
Pauline is a child because it's a coming-of-age story. She is depicted as weak, hopeless, and scared, but gradually grows over the story. Donkey Kong is the symbol of empowerment and inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0jbhbq9hNY

>>719029417 (OP)
nintendo is he balamb wonderworld

Bro, it's Mario. What are you doing?

>>719029681
I think that the Mario Mandate lasted from 2009-2017, from New Super Mario Bros. Wii to Super Mario Odyssey.

>>719029417 (OP)
Raping time already?
*rapes you*

>>719030287
I have done nothing wrong.

>>719030485
You broke your promise.

>>719029821
Natural peach fuzz

>>719029527
Why did they make the babby game the hardest entry in the Mario series to 100%?

>>719029417 (OP)
You can't call yourself a true Mario fan unless you've watched the 2-hour extended workprint version of the 1993 classic.

>>719030041
the most interesting thing about it was that it tangibly existed but some third party devs were still telling them to fuck off in their own games, alphadream with M&L especially

it wasn't actually a HARD rule despite tanabe talking about it like it was for paper mario

>>719031228
I'll check it out.
Thank you.

>>719031441
No prob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nawuOG9SObE

>>719029798
It definitely is or was a thing at some point. Picrel comes from a 2020 interview. It seems like every dev team is restricted, just in different ways and to different degrees. As much as people like to see Mario & Luigi as "the outlier", it has gotten more sanitized with time, with every game after Bowser's Inside Story dialing back the fetish content considerably while still being allowed to introduce new characters and races that exist in the same universe as the traditional Mario stuff. Of course it's noticeably less restricted than Paper Mario has been after its infamous 2012 lobotomy, though it's been slowly recovering since then and might eventually have another decent game... maybe. These kinds of creative restrictions and guidelines are to be expected with a massive brand like Mario, they just come off as weird because of all the inconsistencies they create across all the different facets of the franchise.

>>719029560
>Gamecubesnoys
You lot are buckbroken

>>719032038
worth mentioning tanabe isn't credited in the TTYD remake

>Super Mario Odyssey was released back in 2017 (8 years ago)
>no news of another 3D Mario game since
Why would Nintendo do this?

>>719032521
We will probably hear about it in the Super Mario Bros. 40th Anniversary Direct next month.

>>719032742
Oh right, Mario turns 40
I hope they don't do some shit like making another shovelware all stars game or reveal Super Mario Odyssey 2

>>719032521
odyssey's team wanted to make a donkey kong game

>>719032124
>You lot are buckbroken

>>719032913
Why did they add a young Pauline to it?

>>719029560
>What ever happened to GameCubesnoys forcing the "Mario Mandate" shit? Did they go into hiding after Bananza?
The Mario mandate ended and the DK mandate started with Bananza, as proven by Miyamoto redesigning DK to look more like his original design and less like Rare's

>>719032886
>re-releases 3D All-Stars in your path
Well technically they didn't make ANOTHER one

>>719033176
>the mandate is whatever I say it is at any given moment
That's still just the old mandate

>>719033092
Donkey Kong Bananza is the sequel to Super Mario Odyssey featuring Mario and Mayor Pauline's daughter.
This is speculation.

>>719029821
No, because it simply doesn't grow.

>>719033643
>Mario fucked
BASED

>>719033643
For the last fucking time, Mario is 25 years old, he's too young to have a 13-year-old daughter.

Does anyone else feel like Nintendo is trying to reboot their franchises? Donkey Kong got redesigned, Pauline seems like she Will become a recurrent character, Zelda seems to be stuck in the BoTW World for now, the confirmation that Mario and Peach aren't together, etc.

>>719034627
Mario conceived her at 25, he would be 38 in Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>719034786
I want Pauline to get her own game.

>>719034786
Pikmin 4 was also a straight up reboot

>>719035129
Where she sleeps with apes

>>719034786
Bananza isn't anymore of a reboot than Returns was.

>>719035328
It kinda is, he got redesigned like in Donkey Kong Country and that could be called a reboot

>>719035178
I was thinking more like a collectathon where she performs in various cities and kingdoms.
Like, what if Nintendo did "Super Mario Odyssey: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Pauline's World Tour"?

>>719035504
Would it still be a platformer or some puzzle-type game?

>>719035950
It would be a platformer.

>>719035504
... where she fucks citizens of different kingdoms

>>719033643
Why is she barefoot? Put on some fucking shoes you dirty fuck i bet you smell bad

Is this some stupid "every day until you like it" bullshit?

>>719029560
As if turning DK into a blithering retard and clarifying that Mario and Peach are just good friends while pushing a line of Mario-themed baby products isn't the height of the mandate.

>>719036669
I believe that we as a board must prepare for the possibility of Mario having a daughter.

>>719036689
It's crazy how things got way worse

>>719036669
In case you're wondering what actual unironic autism looks like, it's this. The guy is legitimately on the spectrum and this is his special interest. He's got headcanons and fanfiction and his own original characters and everything.

>>719036669
it's an insane retard from /vg/ that they hate

>>719034786
dunno but nintendo really doesn't care all that much. maybe they've got secret docs with the lore but each game feels self-contained

>>719036669
I like it

>>719036689
>>719036928
Seethe harder, cubesnoy

>>719037090
Cope zoom zoomie, you missed out on experiencing the true peak of video games

>>719036941
I am not insane.

>>719037368
The Switch 1 and 2 have been Nintendo's Golden Age and the Gamecube/N64 were the darkest financial period's in Nintendo's history. Keep seething, revisionist snoy

>>719029634
>being homophobic in 2025
Cringe

So does Peach die alone?

>>719037604
>Forced soul era
>Floped soul era
No one is falling for that delusion

>>719036669
It's a bot

>>719037623
Yes, 2025 is the year of the StraightCHAD

>>719029560
The Mario Mandate did exist. Denying it means you're a butthurt zoomer.

>>719037781
I am not a bot.

>>719037627
Probably not.

>>719029417 (OP)
Merry-oh is trans now. Get the fuck over it.

What was the best decade for Mario?
>80s
Donkey Kong (1981) to Super Mario Land (1989)
>90s
Dr. Mario (1990) to Mario Party 2 (1999)
>2000s
Mario Tennis (2000) to New Super Mario Bros. Wii (2009)
>2010s
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (2010) to Luigi's Mansion 3 (2019)
>2020s
Paper Mario: The Origami King (2020) to present

>>719039084
2000s

>>719037507
Wait, can you bang a Goomba in the game?

>>719039289
No.

>>719029560
>>719038037
The Mario mandate was a schizo rambling. The only thing it was right about was specifically the NSMB games, but removing the shitty humanoids from the golf and tennis games was quality control, not a mandate. I'm surprised people will unironically defend that Sonic OC tier slop.

>>719039578
And odyssey gave us the Sonic 2006 realistic humans slop, so that "quality control" doesn't exist either.

>>719039384
LAME

>last game was in 2017
Mario is a dead franchise now....

>>719036689
DK was always a blithering retard though, he's a literal ape.

>>719040295
We will hear about the next 3D Mario soon.

>>719039084
2000s >> 90s >>>> 2010s > 80s >>>>>>>>>>>> 2020s

A recent interview stated unambiguously that it's the same Pauline.

>>719039084
80's.

>>719037072
Thank you.

>>719040835
All of the different Links are referred to as Link, but they are all not the same Link.

>>719040835
Why is she young now though

>>719037783
Why just one year? Should be a century or millennia… or forever!

Pauline is built for BWC

>>719041171
She is a new Pauline.

>>719037623
I’m bisexual. OP is still a fucking fag.

>>719041437
Faggot.

>>719041337
Big Woke Cock

Is Mario a CHADtalian?

>>719041667
Yes.

Mario is anti-German Italian propaganda
Mario and Luigi are Italians who fuck germanic princesses (Peach and Daisy) while fighting their rivals Wario and Waluigi who look like dwarves (Germanic folklore) and Bowser (Anglo-Saxon name) who has sons with germanic names like Ludwig

>>719041171
They tried it with adult Pauline at first and it looked weird

>>719041491
Oh yeah? Well…
*spreads ass cheeks and rubs asshole on your bulging dick*

Mario Kart DS Will be 20 years old this December

>>719031228
Is this movie actually unironically good? I saw the 2023 one and it was boring as fuck

>>719029417 (OP)
Mario impregnated Pauline while he was in Mario Odyssey, Peach found out snd that's why she rejected him

>>719042936
I don't get it

>>719042649
>Is this movie actually unironically good?
Yes. You're just uncultured.
Sit through the whole thing.
I LOVE WHEN YOU DO THAT HOCUS-BOCUS TO ME

>>719042936
SHE GOT RAPED?

>>719042649
No

>>719032886
They'll release another shovelware like Mario 100 that will only be available for a week or so

So wait, the current theory is that Pauline is her own mother? That's bananas.

>>719043535
She gives birth to herself like mitosis

>>719033643
Peach is a FUCKING WHORE

>>719042936
Is this from that Mario fairytale anime?

>>719032038
Why were they so restrictive during the 2010s?

>>719044314
Reggie ruined everything.

>>719043535
There are three Paulines.

>>719045382
And what does Luigi do?

>>719045892
He sits in the cuck chair

>>719029417 (OP)
Who is this Takahashi guy and why does he look like a soiboy?

>>719042936
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

>>719045382
If he's enemies with Mario why would he save his daughter?

>>719031228
this was the kind of movie you'd randomly see on TV as a kid and get really excited. It took me by surprise because it took years for me to know it existed.

>>719029527
Not canon.

>>719029527
Canon

>>719045382
Where does futa Rosalina fit in this timeline?

>>719048674
She cucks Mario and Luigi and everybody else and rapes them too

>>719048975
Nice

THAT'S NOT TOAD LUIGI, THAT'S MY COCK

>>719045382
I think Donkey Kong Jr. just randomly died one day and they replaced him with Diddy

Will Charles Martinet ever come back?

>>719037507
Where's the image in the top left from?

>>719050196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzYY4vbFIs

>>719042380
But anon....you poop from there.

>>719050393
so... kino....

Remember when Mario Odyssey had just released?

>>719045382
>two identical, unrelated Marios
Retarded

>>719050775
That's not Mario, faggot, that's the store owner from the movie

>>719050775
It really isn't.
Why did Nintendo introduce Jumpman as a separate character?

>>719049602
I think Donkey Kong Jr. grew up to be the DK from Donkey Kong Country.

>>719051302
Hollywood slop isn't canon.

>>719051302
So Mario wouldn't be blamed for hitting DK with a whip and owning him in his circus

>>719051302
For all intents and purposes, wouldn't '94 be the canon version of Donkey Kong?

>>719051461
Mario movie is canon now, they redesigned DK around the movie

>>719039084
The 2000s had the Game Boy Advance, the Nintendo GameCube, the Nintendo DS and the Nintendo Wii, it's not even a competition

>>719047916
DK and Mario are more like rivals.
I think that DK grew and decided to stop kidnapping people.
I believe that DK in Bananza is now middle-aged, and no longer a young adult, like he was in the previous Donkey Kong games with the Rare DK design.

>>719051680
They redesigned DK in Bananza first, and then the redesign first appeared in the movie.

>>719051862
So shouldn't Diddy also be older now? Unless he already is and just suffers from Napoleon syndrome

>>719051649
The Arcade Game is still canon.

>>719052029
He is older, but only 13 years older, not so much older, that he would look all that different from how he looked 13 years before.

>>719051680
It's the other way around Bonanza design came first.
source
https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-19-donkey-kong-bananza-part-1/

>>719052070
Anon this would imply that two Marios and Two Paulines went through the same thing with the same version of DK (Cranky), that's stupid.
Also Mario is, without a doubt, Jumpman, that's non negotiable.

I still say the most logical interpretation is that Mario, DK, and Pauline are the same ones across the Mario games (meaning that this DK grows up to be Cranky), and the Pauline in Bananza is the original Pauline's granddaughter the same way that DK is Cranky's grandson.
>But what about crossovers where Diddy and the other show up
The same games where Baby Mario is equally likely to appear?

>>719052328
Mario was Jumpman until Bananza Pauline started talking about her grandma.

>>719052241
WDTM by "new Donkey Kong", did they change his personality?

>>719037604
>The Switch 1 and 2 have been Nintendo's Golden Age
Oh boy! Sloppy seconds of poorly performing ports!

>>719052675
Maybe Donkey Kong isn't going to kidnap people anymore?

>>719052571
You can't brute force your theory by ignoring something that's been a fact since the 80's.
>>719052675
They just wanted his face to be more expressive. He emotes a lot more in Banaza than he used to. Or rather, his expressions are more exaggerated.

>>719052760
He doesn't kidnap people anymore except for the Mario vs. Donkey Kong games

Btw what's the stage in Donkey Kong supposed to be? A construction site?

>>719037623
Fag

>>719052898
Yes.

>>719052898
Yes you dumbass

>>719052070
>Mario spends years of his life saving Pauline from Donkey Kong
>Peach steals him away
>Eventually she rejects him and he's forced to go back to Pauline
>He has a daughter with her
>Mario's daughter then gets COCONUT CREAM PIE'd by Donkey Kong
Not fair bros

>>719052821
I know, but Donkey Kong Bananza takes place after the Mario vs. Donkey Kong games.

>>719052898
Yeah, you got it. You're literally climbing up girders and I-beams, Mario was a carpenter at the time IIRC. Kind of shares continuity with Wrecking Crew too.

I think Donkey Kong got hit by a hammer too hard that his eyes got sent more far away and he became retarded

>>719053046
Donkey Kong treats Mario's daughter with respect.

>>719052070
What exactly is the point of saying the original arcade game involved different characters if they're the same characters less than a year from then anyway?

>>719053234
It makes sense in the canon

Wait, does the movie show that Jumpman is canonically some other guy and not Mario?

>>719053234
I don't know, I'm just speculating.
I think with the Zelda timeline, if I'm remembering correctly, there's a dozen generations of Links and Zeldas?

>>719052675
yes, he is now a faggot

>>719053458
No he isn't.

So the nu-DK design is alright in Bananza, but I do wonder how it will go in other games. Like in Smash Bros, but also in stuff like Mario vs Donkey Kong, where DK is meant to be more of the brutish villain. The new design feels a little too soft and kind for such a role, no?

>>719053273
>>719053406
You're really overthinking it to have an excuse to have Pauline be Mario's daughter and have her grandma be the original Lady from the arcade at the same time. Why are you so deadset on THIS Pauline being Mario's daughter? Would it change ANY of your logic if this was actually Mario's granddaughter?
>>719053406
To address the Zelda thing, they're all separated by an unspecified number of generations outside of Spirit Tracks. Zelda's the only one with a lineage, at that; Link is always some some random kid with "the spirit of the hero," even in the aforementioned Spirit Tracks.

>>719053406
Yeah, there's the one where Link defeats Ganon, there's one where he loses to Ganon and there's one where Ganon comes back snd floods the world

>>719052675
TCHPBCHD, but also YAHFF, and ITYSCS.

>>719053547
If Bananza Pauline were Mayor Pauline's granddaughter, DK would look like Cranky.

>>719053653
Huh?

>>719043775

She fucks all the Toads.

>>719053724
YASPOS, obviously. GFY.

Would 3D Mario work in an open world map?

>>719053773
Yes.

>>719033643

That picture is 100% accurate.

It's a bot, you retards.

>>719053826
Thank you.

>>719053664
You're right. Because the DK that Mayor Pauline interacts with is the Kong later known as Cranky.

>>719033643
FUCKING KEK

>>719053907
Cranky is already in Donkey Kong Bananza.

that's just Mayor Pauline as a kid....

>>719054459
Proof?

>>719036689
>As if turning DK into a blithering retard

Donkey Kong was always an idiot. Its in his name.

Donkey = Ass = Dumbass = Stupid.

>>719054459
No she isn't.

>>719054014
>>it's totally a brand new character and everybody involved with the game is just straight up lying about it
It’s suppose to be a surprise, a big reveal
>>and also too fucking stupid to come up with a different name
To throw you off the trail, that way the reveal hits even harder

>>719053729
>D-D-DONKEY KONG!!!! You are-a GROUND-POUNDING my one and only beautiful DAUGHTER with-a your EXPANDED DONG and SHOWERING her with COCONUT CREAM PIES????!!!!!!!! And you're gonna GIVE her AIDS, and she's going to SUFFER a PAINFUL DEATH all while you keep IMPREGNATING her with your BIG RAPE APE MACHINE??????!!!!!!! And she's-a going to give BIRTH to a new POWERFUL RACE of half-ape bastard BVLLS who will end up CONQUERING and DESTROYING New Donk City, the Mushroom Kingdom and EVERY other kingdom in the WORLD?????!!!!!! And they're going to IMPREGNATE every single FEMALE BEING they come across, birthing out even MORE BVLLS who will CONQUER INFINITE GALAXIES????????!!!!!!!!!! And i will have to WORK for your new MULTIVERSAL PRIMATE EMPIRE by helping unclog the toilets from your soldiers' BIG MONKEY POOP????????!!!!!!!! And i will have to watch as Pauline is GANGBANANZA'd by BILLIONS of your APE SOLDIERS all while i play Kid Icarus on my Nintendo Switch????????!!!!!!!!! WHAT-A CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABBA LET'S A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts9wIUMnYJY&ab_channel=PlayNintendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX3R0ZAHvqU&ab_channel=PlayNintendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B44UncU8l98&ab_channel=PlayNintendo
How do these affect the lore?

>>719054589

This is all about Snoys who are literally seething that Mario fucked a woman and had a kid. Remember, Mario is the image of Nintendo, so Mario having a kid, to Snoys, destroys the thoughts in their minds that Nintendo fans are permavirgins. Its Snoys being weird and pathetic as usual.

>>719054589
lmao

Mario lore is retarded

>>719054589
So is this game set in the far future?

>>719054826
Such a surprise it’s not in the game at all.

>>719055163
Yes.
It takes place 13-14 years after Super Mario Odyssey.

>>719054176
Here, I made a visual

>>719055241
The Super Mario Bros. 40th Anniversary Direct is almost here.
They could announce Mario's daughter in the Super Mario Bros. 40th Anniversary Direct.

>>719055532
You’re really betting everything on this direct, aren’t you?

>>719055606
If Nintendo wants to reveal that she's Mario's daughter, the Super Mario Bros. 40th Anniversary Direct would be the perfect time to do it.

Here's how i see the Mario timeline
His dad fights Cranky and then kidnaps him, until he's rescued by DK, Mario and Luigi then end up underground and enter a pipe which leads them to the Mushroom Kingdom, the rest of the games happen normally (Galaxy might be its own timeline), Mario then stops chasing Peach after Odyssey and marries Pauline, they have a daughter which later teams up with DK

>>719055712
No, the actual game would be the perfect time to do it, retard.

>>719031228
>>719042649
It's really not as bad as people make it sound. I enjoyed it back in the day, and nowadays, I think it's the best they could do with the concept of a 'live action Mario'.

That beign said, do not watch it expecting some BING BING WAHOO type of movie.
It's the main reason people don't like it, because it has very little to do with the games themselves. It has some of that dirty-ish 80's aesthetic, specially in the mushroom kingdom. It didn't try to copy the colorful and whimsical looks and feel of the game.

>>719055829
It would be better to announce Mario's daughter in the Direct, when everyone is going to be tuned in and watching.

>>719055972
I think that anon has a point, it would make more sense to reveal it in the third game of the Odyssey trilogy to wrap things up nicely.

>>719055972
>to get the full experience of a game you should have to watch a livestream months after the game comes out. This is better than just selling a complete game on launch
You are what’s killing video games.

>>719056043
Wait, Odyssey trilogy? There's not even a second one

>>719056069
What?
No.
I'm saying that the developer would make an appearance in the Direct and ask the audience if they are wondering who Pauline from Bananza is, and then reveal the answer, or announce a Pauline game.

How fucked up would it be if the Luigi's Balloon World equivalent for Bananza involved DK Jr?

>Speculation
Sure. Here's my shit.
>Princess Peach is a toad, but a royal strain that looks humanoid when they grow up. Normal toads remain the same, but some female toads (Toadette) can mature with the use of the Super Crown, which is a pheromone connected to a device that allows the female toad to absorb nutrients
>Coins in the Mario world are renewable and naturally occurring, but they still have to be minted. Some coins have a star emblem (SM64), others just the regular I. Think Superstar Saga's explanation with blocks. Some coins can be smelted and their form or colors change (Red coins, blue coins, etc.)
>Bowser, Jr. and the Koopalings come from a royal strain of Koopa that breathes fire. Breathing fire as a Koopa is considered a rare trait. Some exceptions may be the Fire Bros., which are rarely encountered
>Dry Bowser is Bowser's Brother from SMB2JP
>The Golden Statue of Peach from Wario Land 1 became Pink Gold Peach. How? Magic
>The mandate was real, but it was a guideline more than anything else. Basically a list of do's-and-don't's. Sometimes it fluctuates depending on the situation. It's likely still in place. Every company has a 'mandate'

>>719056256
DK Jr. would tear his face apart

>>719056237
Bootlicking fucking scum

>>719056307
Her hair is made out of cheese?

>>719056307
So only female toads can become humanoid?

>>719056324
I am not.

>>719055712
Why should they give that much of a shit about her being Mario's daughter?

Rape this nigger to death

>>719029417 (OP)
Game-wise predictions:
>Mario Maker 3 (costume-shrooms won't be returning, but may feature some elements from Wonder)
>Mario Galaxy 3

General predictions:
>no more hint or indication of romance between any character
>no more saving peach or any other princess
>possibly some attempt to make Daisy and Pauline a bit more prominent

>nearly 8 years since no news of any new 3D Mario game
>developers release a fucking Donkey Kong game instead
>newest game is an iPad app for literal babies about touching Mario's face
It's fucking grim to be a Mario fan nowadays

>>719056693
Because she is Mario's daughter, the daughter of the most important video game character of all time.

>>719056925
We are almost there, the next 3D Mario is going to be announced in the 40th Anniversary Direct.

>>719039084
90s > 00s > 10s > 80s > 20s

>>719056794
Mario Galaxy 3?

>>719057147
Either a new SM Galaxy, or a new Sunshine, I think.
It would also be cool to have a new one in the same style as 64...

>>719056549
Only Toadette can specifically use the Super Crown, so yeah. Kinda like a queen bee in a way.

>>719056383
It's based off this.

>>719055972
And when they don't? What weaselly little excuse will you shit out next to postpone fulfilling your promise?

>>719057394
What if it's both Galaxy 3 and Sunshine 2?
It would have an open-world island with linear challenge levels in space.

>>719057503
I'm not going to make any more promises.

>>719055056
They're just mad that Mario got married and has a daughter while Kratos is eternally cucked and bows down to African gods

>>719057597
But you still haven't followed through with your earlier one.

>>719057539
Would be great, but I guess that might be a bit too ambitious at this point

>>719057664
I kept getting wrong when they would reveal that she is Mario's daughter.
Those weren't promises.
If I said I promised anything, they are no longer promises.

>>719057820
>If I said I promised anything, they are no longer promises.
So you're just a pussy little faggot then.

Imagine if in the next game Daisy breaks up with Luigi

>>719057893
No, you are upset that I am thinking for myself like the developers asked us to.

Mario Odyssey 3 confirmed

Where did she get her doctorate?

>>719056629
Nigger, you want Miyamoto to die, because you think it'll accelerate the creation of the 'Mario but a Girl' game you've cooked up in your sick brain. You're a disgusting little worm who just wants MORE PRODUCT.

>>719058151
Will it be the next 3D Mario, or a Pauline game?

>>719058034
You're not thinking for yourself. You saw a fake text leak months ago and it brainwashed you.

Your schizo theories are gay and retarded.

Mario is asexual, he wouldn't have a daughter anyways

>>719058229
Yale.

>>719058313
I don't want Miyamoto to pass away, I'm just making a point that when he does, he won't have control over Super Mario anymore. We don't want the new developers to make a version of Mario that Miyamoto doesn't approve of, right?

>Speculation
You know what, I've got something bouncing around in my head.
Are power stars, moons, shine sprites, and so on made of processed bananium? Maybe they're the result of high levels of bananium being present in other metals like gold? Regardless, I've got a question: Why is the core of the mushroom planet in a mushroom centric universe whose apparent political center is the mushroom kingdom made of bananium, and not... mushroomium, or something?
In the meta sense it's because we go there in a DK game, I know that, but in universe, I think it's fun to explore possibilities. Is the planet special somehow? Is this stuff at the center of all planets with molten cores, all planets with enough heat and pressure flying around, or what? Is it extradimensional? DK has gone to a banana dimension and met the (singular member of a) local advanced species. If I were a super powerful banana scientist, I could see launching a hunk of molten supermaterial into the early years of a neighboring universe to see what happens.
Also, if Mario ate every star he ran across instead of just vaguely "using" them he'd be getting progressively bigger and stronger, if they are made of bananium.

>>719058313
>Nintendo releasing more games is bad because....it just is okay????!?!!?!!!!!!!
Thanks for outing yourself as a Snoy

>>719058657
That means Donkey Kong is the strongest character in the Mario Universe? He regularly consumes Bananium

>>719058418
I started using the name "Suzanne" because I believed it was a better nane for the leaked Pauline character, because I didn't believe that she would actually be named Pauline.

It was kinda mean for Mario to leave Bowser to die on the moon alone.

>>719058615
Is that what you told yourself when you genned all that AI slop of Miyamoto dying? Face it, bitch. You're not someone who's passionate about an IP for its artistic merit who thinks he understands it on a more serious level like you tell yourself. You're the corporatist endgame. A slop-fed pig who just wants the corporation to get bigger so it can make him fatter. All output is good output in a mind like yours. The vision and people behind it be damned, it just needs to have the name on it.

People think it'd be weird if Marip suddenly had a daughter but I honestly think it'd be a great marketing move for a family friendly company. He can keep rescuing Peach because Bowser has oneitis

>>719058806
Not necessarily. There's clearly tons of ways to be strong, and good examples of them can challenge DK. But DK's collectibles usually skew toward edible, as opposed to Mario's mix of suits, foods, and ambiguous "stuff". If he gets power from eating bananium in one game, why not previous games?
... of course this does all assume my theory is right and power items are generally made of it, and that's probably a bit of a reach.

>>719058992
Why are you assuming things about me that aren't true?
I have only 5 Switch 1 games, and I only rarely play my Switch 1 just to run around in Super Mario Odyssey or try to unlock a new kart in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.
I do not own a Switch 2 or any Switch 2 games yet.
I am waiting for the next 3D Mario.

>>719059070
Bowser has an oneitis for Mario, he keeps kidnapping Peach so he can see Mario

>>719059263
Based gay king turtle dad

>>719059248
>Why are you assuming things about me that aren't true?
Because I've seen your last 5 dozen sperg-threads, you dumbshit.

Why doesn't Mario just kill Bowser and destroy his kingdom?

>>719059330
My threads are productive.

Mario doesn't need lore

>>719059248
Ok, what are the other 3 games you have?

>>719059545
Kirby Star Allies, Splatoon 2, and Super Mario Party.
I finished Kirby Star Allies, never played Splatoon 2, and barely played Super Mario Party.

>>719059070
I think it'd be nice as well, but I don't think there'll be any more princess rescuing at all, which means Peach will not be the one getting kidnapped anymore. I think she'll consistently be a playable character from now on, which isn't necessarily bad, but lets see.

>>719059727
So Anita won in the end?

>>719059479
That's bullshit and you know it. You're some autist who belongs on a fanon wiki, not /v/.

>>719059815
Then what threads on here are productive?

>>719059534
Mario should have lore.

>>719059864
None of them, save for maybe the ones where OC gets made. Yours are just extra faggy and you didn't fuck off like you promised you would.

>>719040928
Give me a single interview where they ever do something like say that Link from BotW will go on to play an Ocarina and travel through time or something like that. Fucking faggot.

>>719060025
Please stop telling me to make promises just because you are upset about a video game theory.

>>719058428
See how he completely ignores this because it kills his tranny theories.

>>719055408
>Mario bing-binged Pauline's wahoo, resulting in Little Pauline.
I can see it happening, but would Nintendo allow it?

>>719059795
100% at least for Nintendo products.

>>719059713
I'll be honest, that's a pretty small list for how big the Switch 1 library is

>>719060185
The developers asked us to think for ourselves.

I'm going to sleep see you tomorrow (not OP)

>>719059795
Ever since the end of Odyssey, I feel like they are trying to distance Peach from the damsel in distress situation, even more so because it would be awkward considering how directly she refused both Bowser and Mario at the end of that game.

Bowser insisting on kidnapping her after that is a big nono now.

>>719060206
They allowed Super Mario Odyssey's ending, so, probably.

>>719059534
Mario has better lore than every Fromsoft title put together and I am not joking

>>719060261
And yet you’ve devoted the last four months of your life to a single fake text leak

>>719060340
Subversive left ruins everything. News at six.

>>719060385
Yeah, but they did that for the purpose of distancing Peach from the Damsel in Distress archetype she once embodied. They didn't necessarily do it to open up Mario's love life to other potential candidates.

>>719054589
>character goes bing bing wahoo in a series where everyone goes bing bing wahoo
Well shit guess you're right then. And while we're at it we can also confirm that Peach is Mario's daughter with pic related.

>>719060623
Are you sure?

>>719060458
I believed that she was Mario's daughter before I saw the "Suzanne" leak.

>>719033643
Bananza is basically implying the Toad Kingodom has a Propaganda Ministry. That when Kongs steal white women, they aren't stealing anything. The women volunteer to be Kong'd.

>>719060714
No, but it seems the most logical outcome. The games have never been all that concerned about Mario's love life, if anything it was usually played for laughs, and then there is that whole interview with Miyamoto (?) about Mario and friends being akin to an actic troupe, which Super Mario Bros. 3 supports with it being a stage play.

>>719061039
*acting troupe

>>719061039
Here's how the Mario characters are actors.

>>719060932
It's also implying that the Blocks and Coins of the Mushroom Kingdom are made from raw materials and ancient magic.

>>719033643
You didn't account for the timeline split. One branch where she accepts the proposal and one where she rejects Mario.

>>719061039
>played for laughs
What about World and 64 where Peach kisses Mario after she saves him?

>>719061094
Hmm...but how do we not know that Little Pauline is the same as Odssey Pauline but played by a younger "actress"? Banana doesn't implicitly state that it is set after Odyssey, right?

>>719061206
I never thought about there being a timeline split.
Maybe Nintendo could make a Mario game later based off of that alternate timeline.

>>719061218
Weren't those just Thank You kisses?

>>719061275
I believe that Donkey Kong Bananza is set 13-14 years after Super Mario Odyssey.

>>719061275
*Bananza

>>719029417 (OP)
Super Mario: Multiverse. A 16-32 player Mario game where players can create their own stages and game modes. It also contains an adventure mode that can be played co-op, official modes like hide and seek, flat guys knock off, etc.

>>719061370
>Odyssey is in le past
They have modern laptop in Odyssey. Get raped.

The fact that Bowser was even an option in Odyssey just tarnishes mario's entire reputation. I don't want to play as an NTR cuck.

>>719061510
I know that, I'm saying that Odyssey takes place in the 2010s, while Bananza takes place in the 2020s.

>>719058428

Look at the wording carefully. Its saying there are 2 Paulines.

>>719061560
Then why do you still treat the 1981 license plate like it means anything but a reference to the year Donkey Kong came out?

they're turning mario into cityslop because Nintendo fans can't play GTA because it's rated M

>>719061557
For real, why did peach even consider the dude?

>>719061321
I've never gotten a thank you kiss. Seems made up.

>>719061601
The "2025" license plate means that the game takes place in the future, and references Bananza's release year.

>>719060708
Guess so. By retard’s own logic, regular Pauline must be Mario’s daughter as well.

>>719061662

GTA is woke slop. You can keep it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJIV02sSYak

>>719061854
OH NO NO!
SUZANNEFAG, DON'T LOOK!

>>719061745
Sounds like a skill issue, anon. Even Quazimodo got one at the end of Hunchback of Notre Dame and he is ugly as sin.

>>719060708
Not even the same pose, you're getting desperate...

>>719060385
That doesn’t even make any sense. How does them denying a relationship ship means they would also approve one? It’s more likely they just don’t want Mario to be in a relationship

>>719061854
I addressed that in another thread.
That seems like more of a reference to "This is a thing that Mario does that we are singing about and celebrating".
My counter-argument is that the developers made this specific render, and went out of their way to make it look identical to the iconic Mario render of him jumping.
This is a separate render.

>>719062269
You don't understand. This man HATES Princess Peach and is DESPERATE for Pauline to have a game of her own. Making Pauline into Mario's daughter is how he's convinced himself that they'll devote an entire spin-off series to Pauline. He needs this to happen.

>>719031228
as a stickler for finishing almost every movie I start, this was terrible. maybe it gets better but i had to switch it off after mario is dancing with the lady goomba

>>719062520
If the next 3D Mario somehow gets Mario and Peach back together, I will be happy with it.
I'm just predicting what happened after Super Mario Odyssey.

>>719062520
>and is DESPERATE for Pauline to have a game of her own
She pretty much does now, she was just the deuteragonist of major new 3D platformer, certainly the biggest role she's had in a game yet. It's just that he desperately wants this all to be a massive, multi-game red herring, and that the real Pauline secretly wasn't even in the game.

>>719062991
I just want to see how the story ended regarding Mario vs. the Koopas.

>>719063615
It doesn't end.
It's not supposed to end.

>>719063615
You think that "story" is going to end?

>>719063615
What an utterly nonsensical response.

>>719063615
You will die before you see that.

>>719062520
Can't really blame him for thinking that, it's clear they're phasing out Peach because of her problematic history

>>719063694
>>719063707
>>719063758
>>719063803
Please consult this infographic.

>>719064116
You're a fucking knuckledragger

>>719029560
Mario Kart World is mainline Mario, please understand

It was kind of funny at first but he's been dragging it out for fucking months. Schizo meltdowns just become fucking boring when they never end. Quit blueballing us and just kill yourself already.

>>719031228
Shasta or Fanta released a line of soda pop for this movie. I loved every one of those cans

>>719064361
It's still pretty funny

>>719042649
It's a dumb 90's action movie, presumably based on an initially completely unrelated script, arbitrarily released under the Mario brand.

It's watchable and has some pretty sick set design.

>>719037604
>Underagefag confirmed
You were not alive during the WiiU3DS era and it shows

>>719064320
Mario Kart World is a Mario spinoff game.

>>719062658
>i had to switch it off after mario is dancing with the lady goomba
You ragequit right before the Marios get their iconic colors.

>>719065375
It's open world and launched the Switch 2, try again

>>719066067
But it's not a mainline 3D Mario platformer title.

>>719061574
Where? point it out to me.

>>719066235
it's a tech demo at best

>>719066512
Mario Kart World is not a tech demo.

>>719063924
>girlbossing and woke shit will kill Peach future in main Mario games because it's too "problematic" for the modern audience thanks to her background
Ohhhhh the irony. Not the i care for that whore Peach tho, that could be a good excuse to have other girls having the spotlight for once

>>719066592
You're right.
Tech demos at least have something interesting to show off.

>>719064192
No I'm not.

>>719036689
The Japanese post from Nintendo Today said they have feelings for each other. It's Nintendo of America who localized it wrong.

>>719067223
Nintendo of America doesn't localize things incorrectly.
Why do people think this?

Reminder that in game canon Mario was never from Brooklyn or the real world. Yes, Miyamoto said it many times that a big city like New York was the inspiration for DK, but the city itself was never called New York in the games. He was born in the Mushroom Kingdom, moved to work in what we now know is the Metro Kingdom and returned when the Koopa army invaded.

>>719067448
That's Mario & Luigi, that's a separate canon.

>>719067514
Every Mario is the same. Even Paper Mario, he's just from an alternate dimension but the characters went through all the same adventures as their non-paper counterparts.

>>719067643
every mario can't be the same, Lou Albano died having no extra mans

>>719067720
Lou Albano wasn't game Mario. Other media adptations are irrelevant to game canon.

>>719029417 (OP)
this nigga said nothing

>>719068290
He told us to theorize.

>>719059713
Buy Persona 5 Royal

>>719067760
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BEFORE YOU DIE

>>719067448
If they were born in the Mushroom Kingdom and did fine there why did he even have to movie to Metro Kingdom?

WHEN ARE WE GETTING A NEW MARIO PLATFORMER NINTENDO

>>719070675
It will probably be announced in the Super Mario Bros. 40th Anniversary Direct.

>>719070368
I think it makes more sense if Mario and Luigi spent their early childhood in the Mushroom Kingdom, and then their parents moved them to Brooklyn a little later.

>>719062658
That part was kino what are you talking about

>>719067514
Mario & Luigi is more canon than Paper Mario

>>719070368
to fuck prostitutes

I'm coming back at 7 AM

>>719071245
Ok.

>>719054987
I'm not sure yet.

>bingo bingo wahoo in 2025
Grow up.

>>719073708
But Super Mario games are fun, unlike games like Expedition 33 and Death Stranding 2.

>>719073708
What else are we going to discuss in a video game board?

>>719073756
Why did Expedition 33 mindbreak so many people in this board?

>>719074325
Because it was being posted all of the time?

>>719058428
They refer to Link and DK like this too, means nothing

>>719074723
So is this a future descendant of Pauline from the far, far future?

>>719074778
Could be.

I'm getting impatient, i hope they release the 40th Anniversary direct any time now

>>719067962
Is Mario masonic propaganda?

>>719034786
Mario will probably stop rescuing Princess Peach from now on because it's "sexist" and Donkey Kong will become even more retarded.

>>719031228
Better than the piece of shit that was the Illumination movie

>Mario dumped his loving girlfriend to chase Peach, then went back to her when Peach rejected him
Wow what a scumbag.

>>719079665
She had a tight pussy, wouldn't blame him

Mario deserves to finally score

>>719077386
Mario 64 is
https://xcancel.com/owenbroadcast/status/1075258475020779520?lang=es

>>719062520
TBF Peach is shit, Mario constantly saves her and she rejects him

>>719074325
For tendies specifically? Mad that it did Xenoblade 3’s core points and tenants in a much smarter manner.

>>719060340
Why would he stop kidnapping her? She has rejected him before

>>719029826
>you will never experience a little girl singing a song about falling in love with you

>>719060714
>good friends
AKA: Fuck buddies

>>719029634
Anon, that's just canon.

>>719034627
>he's too young to have a 13-year-old daughter
He has Italian blood and the blessing of Shinzo Abe, fixing pipes was his calling.

WAHOO

>>719074778
She is the daughter of Mayor Pauline.

>>719085863
Yeah, of Pauline and Donkey Kong

>>719086828
No, Mayor Pauline and Mario.

How did this retarded pauline schizo thread get to 400 posts

>>719074325
>>719082680
samefag

>>719086926
It's a productive thread.

>>719083271
They are just good friends.

>>719076295
The 40th Anniversary Direct will probably be on September 12th.

Mario = GOD tier
Luigi = SHIT tier

>>719086926
we've come to an agreement. he's right about everything

>>719079665
Mario did the right thing.

>>719086926
he's literally 50% of the posts in this thread. Literal no-life tier shit hes been doing this for the past 5 months now

>>719085863
Granddaughter. You think Bananza Pauline would yap on and on about her grandma who loves to sing if she wasn't a relevant character?

>>719086980
That other guy's not me

>>719088682
She doesn't talk about her mother because that would give away the surprise.

Anyway when this fanfiction inevitably gets disproven (again) how legendary do you think the meltdown will be?

>>719029417 (OP)
My god, he should go into politics. Those non-answers are perfect.

>>719088793
His day-to-day autism shits up entire threads for largest video game IP. Board will become outright unusable if he gets angry.

>>719088793
I'm not going to be angry.
Are you going to be angry if it does get proven?

>>719088934
I'm not going to be angry.
I will probably move on, because I can't imagine any other time for them to announce something that is such a big deal as Mario having a daughter.

Will Donkey Kong fuck Pauline in the sequel?

>>719088967
Why do you feel the need to spam this day in and day out? We get your fanfiction already bro

>>719089135
No.

>>719088793
the game already came out with nothing to support the theory, he'll just keep on keeping on

>he thinks Nintendo would ever confirm that Mario canonically fucked
Guffaw.

>>719089181
This board doesn't want to do anything productive.

>>719037507
I think the strongest evidence that Bananza Pauline is Mario and the Pauline we see in Odyssey's daughter is that she has much thicker eyebrows than that Pauline, appearing more like Mario's

>>719029560
>GameCubesnoys
stop trying to force this shit you stupid faggot

>>719089247
They didn't put the big reveal in the game, because it would be better for them to announce it in a special Mario Direct, where everyone watching all at once will be surprised when they announce that Bananza Pauline is Mario's daughter, or reveal a Pauline game trailer that reveals that Mario and Mayor Pauline are her parents.

>>719089359
There's nothing "productive" about posting your headcanon into the void over and over again. Also 4chan isn't supposed to be "productive" in any sense. Not only is your argument flawed but by your own logic you're being hypocritical

>>719089608
Why? What's the precedent for this? What would they gain by doing this?

What does Mario shout when he cums into Pauline's pussy?

>>719089485
That is noted in this infographic.

>>719089689
It would generate more hype.
All eyes are going to be on Nintendo during the Super Mario Bros. 40th Anniversary Direct.

There would be more hype, rather than a few people posting gameplay screenshots of the Mario and Mayor Pauline cutscene from Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>719089725
>bing bing wahoo character has bing bing wahoo maneurisms
I kneel...

>>719089921
>It would generate more hype.
Why would anyone care about that?
>There would be more hype, rather than a few people posting gameplay screenshots of the Mario and Mayor Pauline cutscene from Donkey Kong Bananza.
This isn't a coherent sentence

>>719089979
Mario and Mayor Pauline were in a relationship, and Donkey Kong Bananza takes place after Odyssey, and Peach declined Mario's marriage proposal in Odyssey, and Pauline sang about how she loves him in Odyssey.

>>719089608
why would the big reveal for the plot of a game not feature in that game, but instead feature in a shitty livestream which most nintendo customers don't watch?

i agree with pic related anonymous poster, you would obviously include a big plot reveal... in the game

>>719029417 (OP)
It sounds like they are waiting the fans to make up a story for them.

>>719090284
So Mario dumps Pauline to chase after Peach, and goes back to Pauline with his tail between his legs when Peach rejects him. Got it. Totally the image Nintendo wants to project for their biggest mascot.

>>719090168
I'm trying to say that if the reveal was in the game for each person to discover on their own, it probably wouldn't make as big of a splash online.
Now if they announced Mario's daughter in a Direct, when everyone is watching it live, all of the Nintendo fans and gaming journalists would make it a massive headline.

>>719090285
he's coping about the fact his "Suzanne" headcanon was completely disproven by the game please understand

>>719090759
People lost their shit at the K. Rool reveal when they reached that point in the game since it didn't get spoiled in the Direct. If they wanted Bananza Pauline to be Mario's daughter, they would have confirmed it in the game instead of waiting for the 40th anniversary Direct.

>>719090284
>muh Jump Up, Super Star
What about Break Free (Lead the Way)? Why do ignore the other big original song from Odyssey? Is it because it’s very clearly about Peach?

>>719090959
Holy shit you're right.

They're not going to confirm or deny shit. The stork brings new babies in Mario world.

>>719090959
Because it's evidence that directly contradicts his headcanon

>>719089582
Struck a nerve, cubie?

>>719090926
King K. Rool being in the game and the fact that Bananza Pauline is Mario's daughter are two different things.
King K. Rool was in the game because he's supposed to be the final boss.
The fact that Bananza Pauline is Mario's daughter is something that can be omitted from the game, so that players can spend the next few months theorizing, and then Nintendo can reveal the answer via an announcement in a big Mario Direct.

>>719091239
Okay but why would they do that? You mumbled something about "hype" which is meaningless. Why wouldn't they just put that as a post-game surprise where it would be much more fitting, if they truly wanted that relationship to be confirmed?

>>719091218
I've been a pc gamer since the late 90s you fucking baboon

>>719090959
That one is also about Mario and Pauline.
The 25m theme plays as Peach declines Mario's marriage proposal.
"Jump Up Super Star" is more obviously about Mario and Pauline.

Nintendo just doesn't Mario explicitly involved in that kind of stuff, just like Disney with Mickey Mouse and Minnie.

>>719091406
>That one is also about Mario and Pauline.
not a single thing indicates that is the case. Why do you just lie through your teeth and expect no one to check?
I'm more inclined to believe that
>A miracle in three dimensions
>Follow the brick path straight to my heart
>And we'll grab the flag together
>The fireworks are gonna start
are a refeernce to the prevous 3D game, Super Mario 3D World, in which fireworks are shown at the beginning of the game, and peach is a playable character.

>>719091336
Because that's still in the game.
Nintendo should reveal Mario's daughter when a whole bunch of people are tuned in, not when everyone is playing a game separately, each at their own pace.

>>719090645
Not to mention with how his timeline has to work. Where Odyssey is in the 10s and Bananza is in 2025. Even if you’re generous and say Odyssey was actually in the early 10s and not 2017. Then Mario effectively just rebound banged Pauline and knocked her up right after Odyssey ended. His theory requires Nintendo’s golden boy to be a complete fucking sleaze.

>>719091731
How does Mario going back to his former girlfriend who loves him and wants him back, make him a sleaze?

>>719091927
Immediately dropping your pants for pity sex the moment after the breakup is peak sleaze, but I get that you might be a bit too on the spectrum to understand that.

>>719092264
I do understand that.
I just am not sure if it counts in this case, because Pauline wants him back.

Mario should fuck Yoshi instead

>>719029417 (OP)
Every single interview about these Nintendo games feel like the person being interviewed is on the verge of saying "you know this is for little kids, right?"

>>719092721
They don't have to break the internal consistency.

>>719092473
You’re right, it wasn’t rape. That makes it wholesome.

Man, Bananza really scrambled every lorefag's brain. I kinda enjoy this entire restructuring of the timeline. It feels fresh.

>>719092868
Can you explain what you mean by that?

He’s really dodging lead the way huh

>>719093256
He does that for anything that disproves his fanfiction.

So did Donkey Kong canonically cuck Mario by fucking Pauline?

>>719093256
How does Lead the Way disprove it?

>>719093556
You said that the song is also about Pauline. I asked you to prove it and you ran away.

>>719093180
Bananza doesn't even require restructuring of the established lore to fit. If you accept that Bananza Pauline is Odyssey Pauline's granddaughter and Odyssey Pauline is the OG Arcade Pauline, then everything still fits.

>>719093256
At this part in the ending cutscene, the 25m theme is playing.

>>719091341
So you'd prefer if we called you a Steamsnoy instead?

>>719093637
The Anon you replied to is not me.
I did not run away, I went to go do something else for a few minutes, before you asked your question.

>>719093736
What dose that prove? And you still haven't proved how Lead the Way is about Pauline, like you said here>>719091406

>>719093736
So Peach rejected them for Donkey Kong?

>>719094010
"Break Free" is less explicitly about Mario and Pauline's romance than "Jump Up Super Star!" is, but is still about Mario and Pauline's romance.
However, "Jump Up Super Star!", the song about Mario's journey starting a "new romance" with Pauline, was used in the game's promotion, and Mario and Pauline were on the Famitsu magazine cover.

>>719093823
Why

>>719094054
No?

>>719094319
>but is still about Mario and Pauline's romance.
Proof? Why would a song about mario and pauline's romance be playing in a scene where mario (and bowser) are saving Peach?

>>719094431
He’ll never answer this

>>719094319
You are so obsessed and delusional it’s actually hilarious. Nintendo will never ever confirm a relationship

>>719094431
It's playing as Mario is denied his marriage with Peach.
The 25m melody, a melody that is associated with Mario and Pauline, is playing as Peach walks away from Mario after declining his marriage proposal.

>>719094636
It's sunk cost fallacy. Autists like this can never say they were wrong or that they made a mistake, so he'll keep driving himself deeper and deeper into his mental illness

>>719094841
>It's playing as Mario is denied his marriage with Peach.
Blatantly untrue. You can stop digging the hole deeper at any time

>>719094937
>thinking he'll ever stop

>>719094937
Did you not watch the cutscene?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VouqoMzGZa4

This series is deader than Zelda

>>719095302
No it isn't.

>>719095242
It plays during the entire final gameplay section which is what i'm referring to you disingenuous nigger.

>>719095446
You’re arguing with people who don’t play the games and just read wikis so they can self insert as Mario don’t expect them to understand

So if Peach doesn't love Mario why does she constantly kiss him in the games?

>>719095242
It starts playing after Bowser tackles Mario out of the way and makes his move. Why post evidence that contradicts what you're saying?

>>719095242
this was such a good ending

>>719095446
The song also plays in the cutscene where Peach declines Mario's marriage proposal, and the part of the song with the 25m melody is playing while that happens.

It’s funny how his entire argument hinges on how odyssey was setting up this relationship while ignoring the fact that in the 10 years that odyssey released they’ve literally never expanded on it once

>>719095639
It's playing while Peach walks away from Mario and Bowser.

What about Luigi?

>>719095831
Nigger I have ears. It starts playing around the 45 seconds mark which is when Bowser proposes.

>>719090959
it's about breaking free from Peach, yeah

>>719095798
Critical thinking? Sorry we don't do that here

>>719095798
You don’t understand one badly translated tweet from NoA disproves 30 years of games

>>719095956
Why is the 25m theme even in the song to begin with?
And why is it still playing from 0:58 to 1:01, when Peach walks away from Mario?

>>719096150
post a video of what you're talking about. It's only 3 seconds. Something tells me you're hallucinating something that isnt even there.

>>719096150
It's because the original ending was supposed to be Mario and Peach's wedding, with Peach accepting Mario's proposal, Break Free was meant to reflect that, but something changed during development, and instead Peach ended up rejecting Mario.

>>719096150
>"the 25m theme starts playing when Peach walks away!"
>*gets told it actually starts way before that*
>"W-w-w-well why is it there at all then?"

>>719096335
It’s called the Switch made money hand over fist, so there was no need for anything with finality.

>>719096335
Jews

>>719029417 (OP)
>Let's speculate about Super Mario.
We're going to get a game called Mario & Donkey Kong for Donkey Kong's 50th's anniversary (2031)

>>719096438
Schizo's aren't really known for their intellectual honesty

>>719042649
>Is this movie actually unironically good?
No. It's unironically shit, but ironically amazing.

>>719096237
During this shot, the 25m theme is playing, it continues playing as Peach walks away from Mario and Bowser.
I already linked the video.

>>719096571
I don't hear it.

>>719096560
>HE’S GOT A BOB-OMB!
>Baw-bawm?

>>719096571
Now post the shot where 25m actually starts playing.

>>719096623
How do you not hear it?

>>719096571
So why are all the lyrics in Break Free references to Super Mario Bros games if it’s about Pauline? Isn’t the more likely explanation that the 25m motif is there because it’s the song Mario debuted with?

>>719095663
Another Mareacher cope debunked....

Don't worry, Mario will get Peach back soon

>>719096676
It doesn't matter when it started playing, it's the fact that it's playing as Peach declines Mario's marriage proposal and walks away from him.

>>719096678
Post a mp4

>>719096856
If that were to happen, I would be happy with it.

>>719096863
>it doesn't count because I said so!!!!
kill yourself. "Pauline III" is never happening.

>>719096863
If 25m being in the song was meant to symbolize Mario going back to Pauline after Peach rejects him, you would think it would start playing when said rejection occurs to really drive the point home.

>>719096904
We can't upload videos with sound on here.
I will link to the YouTube video again.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VouqoMzGZa4

>>719097102
Bro we're in a schizo thread, you can't use logic.

Nobody believes in me and you
Just look at the way they stare
So what if we live in a walled garden
As long as I've got you then I don't care

>got btfo in the argument so now he's just falling back on spamming images.
Pathetic. It's okay to admit you were wrong

>>719093681
>you don’t need to restructure any established lore, you just need to have the entire DKC series actually take place in the distant future this whole time.

>>719097568
I did not lose the argument, and I am not spamming images.

>>719097568
>Everybody that likes Mario X Pauline is the same person
Take your meds

>>719093180
Lorefags deserve to suffer. I hope one of them literally kills themselves over this

>>719096969
The amount of huffing and puffing you’ve done the past few months would say otherwise.

>>719097702
It's literally his filename you fucking faggot

>>719097803
Explain your incoherent rambling.

>>719097741
I have not been huffing and puffing, I have been very calm about this.

>>719091724
Get murdered, bootlicker

>>719097624
>you just need to have the entire DKC series actually take place in the distant future this whole time.
Huh?

>>719097919
I am not a bootlicker.

>>719098047
Oh, so you’re instead saying Pauline got knocked up when she was a child?

>>719029417 (OP)
One last rape for the road
*rapes you*

Anyway Pauline II will never be canon. Suzanne fag should kill himself immediately.

>>719098050
And this is meant to prove....what, exactly?

>>719098427
>>Everybody that likes Mario X Pauline is the same person
Yeah its different people that all post the exact same image with the exact same words and filename. KIll yourself and stop defending the spamming autist schizo you nigger

mario if he nigga

>>719098402
Why don't you want Mario and Mayor Pauline's daughter to be canon?

Pauline III will never be canon. Screen cap this

>>719098509
When the direct happens and nothing is shown will you finally admit you were wrong?

>>719098496
In other words, yes, you do believe that everybody that likes Mario X Pauline is the same person, thanks for agreeing with me i guess...

>>719098509
Why do you hate Pauline so much that her getting a major role in the big new DK game sends you into shrieking hysterics?

>>719098282
Nope. I'm saying Bananza Pauline is Arcade Pauline's granddaughter.

>>719098624
We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
Why don't you want Mario and Mayor Pauline's daughter to be canon?

>>719098624
I will shoot my own penis off on livestream.
I promise.

>>719098707
I don't hate Pauline.

>>719098712
Meaning that either DKC takes place in the distant future or Pauline is a twenty-something with a teenage granddaughter. Take your pick.

>>719098784
Why did you reply to yourself?

>>719098731
Why are you always dodging simple questions? Personally i am ambivalent but you are always unable to say anything conclusively

>>719098813
You are so fucking desperate for her appearance in Bananza to actually be a huge rug pull where it’s not her at all but actually a totally new character who replaces her.

>>719098870
We don't know how long it's been since the DKC games and Bananza thoughever.

>>719098890
Kill yourself