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Anonymous No.719035890
>Are you... a real snake?
>Well, technically uh... No.
>Have you ever fooled a politician, like, a real president?
>No.
>Have you ever tried a disguise?
>Well, I...
>Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be liquid!

>Hey!
>La Li Lu Le Lo
>Hey!
>La Li Lu Le Lo
Anonymous No.719036662
Good rottenpost, thank you
Anonymous No.719036856
great rottenpost
Anonymous No.719037986
you stole this from reddit
Anonymous No.719038070
>Now, listen closely
>Here's a pretty good lesson in trickery
>This won't be taught in history
>If you wanna be a Snake number one
>You have to chase a president on the run

>Just follow your genes and sneak around
>Be careful not to make a sound, shh
>No! Don't eat that!

>La Li Lu Le Lo, hey!
>La Li Lu Le Lo
>La Li Lu Le Lo
Anonymous No.719039380
>*clap* *clap* *clap* Now, look at this virus that I just found
>When you whisper "Fox", I'll be ready to shout: "Die!"
>Say it to Liquid, not me!
>Oh! Let's inject nanomachines