Thread 719042967

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Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:21:05 AM No.719042967 >>719043189 >>719043256 >>719044491 >>719044545 >>719044627 >>719044781 >>719047118 >>719049797 >>719051660 >>719051943 >>719052494 >>719052606

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You are now married to the protagonist of the last game you played.
How miserable is your life gonna be?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:25:00 AM No.719043189

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>>719042967 (OP)
>chuunibyou tomboy neet
Honestly not bad

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:25:34 AM No.719043230

>ALTTP Link
Pink hair or no?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:26:04 AM No.719043256 >>719051592

>>719042967 (OP)
I played a round of Tetris about 3 minutes ago. I guess, just like in real life, I will remain unmarried indefinitely.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:41:20 AM No.719044112

i dont play games

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:42:43 AM No.719044184

>my Dark souls witch character
I can never argue with her if I wish to live.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:46:02 AM No.719044350

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He doesn't seem too fond of homos so I don't think this will end well

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:48:17 AM No.719044491

>>719042967 (OP)
>TOTK Link
Not that big into twinks but ok

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:49:14 AM No.719044545 >>719052041

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>>719042967 (OP)
I'm not gay so I would rather marry the heroine since she's also a playable character.
>How miserable is your life gonna be?
BoF is infamous for its NTR but she's a good girl.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:50:54 AM No.719044627

>>719042967 (OP)
>Pyro psyker Rogue Trader wife
>With a goth side piece.
Uhhh...it's complicated.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:53:28 AM No.719044781

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>>719042967 (OP)
>DRG Scout
how do you fix a PTSD drug addict?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:54:57 AM No.719044859

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Ok I guess

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:55:03 AM No.719044865

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well okay robot

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 2:06:00 AM No.719045496

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do you think he'd get mad if i signed a life insurance policy on him

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 2:35:53 AM No.719047118 >>719052483

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>>719042967 (OP)
The last game I played was Minecraft and my skin and is my waifu. My life is maximally improved.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 2:39:01 AM No.719047276

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>the prince from We Love Katamari
I mean, it could be worse, but I'm not gonna pretend he'd be my first choice.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 2:46:38 AM No.719047652

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Not gay but he'd be an okay husband albeit a bit 'tistic

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 3:24:13 AM No.719049797

>>719042967 (OP)
Deadlock, last character I played is the doorman.
Neither of us is gay (I hope) so we just agree to keep it under the wraps and we arrange divorce with no settlement unless it's some fuckass demon marriage or something. Then he probably kills me.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 3:48:50 AM No.719051235

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Could be worse. Figuring out sex with a featureless crotch is going to be weird though.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 3:52:14 AM No.719051413

Being married to fem Chosen One from Fallout 2. I mean I guess I'd be the Davin in that situation, a useless fuck in a post apocalypse while my gigastacy wife mows down armies of raiders. On the bright side she is a sex goddess.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 3:55:14 AM No.719051592

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>>719043256
this thing starts floating around and following your asshole in an immortal snail scenario where if you stay still too long it'll catch up and rape you.

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