Thread 719044629

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>>719044629 (OP)
I hate this new world

xhe's so valid and powerfvll

he's literally a better skateboarder than you irl and it makes your fat ass seethe

>>719046468
hes not skateboarding. anyone here could sit down on a board and roll around nigga

>>719044629 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>719047316
And yet you can't

>>719044629 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRXktD5GOSo
genuinely a really great skateboarder willing to die on that hill

>>719044629 (OP)
The fact he's wearing a shirt advertising a fuckin' shoe brand will never not be funny.

>>719044629 (OP)
I'm disappointed Stumpy isn't playable despite being featured in the intro. People who do things in spite of their disabilities are cool, seething about it is gay:
>>719046267
Like this Anon enjoys penis.

>>719047884
>shoe brand
why is their logo on a shirt then

>>719047862
This is how gorillas would skate if they were real.

peam

>>719047893
he would be a great tony hawk underground 2 guest character with his own limited moveset

>>719044629 (OP)
Call me cruel if you want but it seems like it would be way easier to skate like this than how it’s normally done

Had to read the replies before I realized this wasn’t a graphical glitch

Siding with the libtards on this one. Legless people should be able to skateboard

>>719048126
try it out bro, show those cripples and pugs how its done

>>719047862
hell yeah

lmao chuddoids need something to be mad at, even someone who's a more heroic human overcoming a real adversity
HOWEVER fuck skaters

yawn, anyone else have anti woke fatigue???

>>719047724
My legs get in the way

anyone else have disabled retard fatigue? im so sleepy

>>719048610
sounds like fatigue that afflicts disabled retards, explains your sleepiness

>>719048542
I have anti-anti-woke fatigue and infiltrator fatigue.

anyone hav-*YAAWWN*...sorry didnt get enough sleep last night

Sure, whatever. Make him playable or part of the game, but he served as a replacement for girls you have to impress and this I won't stand for.

hmmmm

>>719048806
chud you have to realize the old game was problematic as hell

>>719047862
Yeah Felipe catching strays just because Tony is fucking woke and the game is ass is not fair at all.
That blind skateboarder is really impressive too. Imagine doing tricks with your eyes closed. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wbbRn4FQbnc

>>719048189
Yes, but they should do it where I don't have see them.
Let's resurrect the "ugly" laws https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugly_law

I have people saying fatigue fatigue

>>719048806
It was that or making the "girls" trannies.
Real women aren't impressed by skateboarding.

>>719047862
i thought they made fun of people who can only flip stuff with their hands

>>719044629 (OP)
Cripples shredding it IRL are cool, more power to them.

>>719047862
THEY TOLD ME IT WOULDN'T WORK

>>719048908
Especially the part where you have to tag walls in Harlem with the n-word.

This would be alot better if he was still in a wheelchair doing wheelchair exclusive tricks.

It would be cool if he was actually playable and they made him work somehow with the gameplay.
As an NPC though it's just zzzzzzz

Replacing Mike Valley (angry skate punk who got famous for fighting haters and security guards) with Andy Anderson (canadian good vibes only flower power guy who's famous for wearing a helmet) is a much better representation of how THPS 3+4 is sanitized compared to the originals. A pro with no legs is whatever.

>>719047862
I feel like he should wear gloves.

>>719049710
>good vibes only flower power guy
wait until you hear rodney mullen speak

>>719049291
your post would be a lot better if you learned to spell

>>719049710
Mike V is cringe and Andy is based, seethe about it

>>719049710
people obsessed with Mike V are even more pathetic than Bam fans.

>>719049816
same.

>>719049710
Vallely is a sanctimonious vegan and appeared in Paul Blart: Mall Cop
https://mallcop.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Vallely

>>719051731
I had no idea there's a Paul Blart Mall Cop fan wiki.

>>719052265
Does it really surprise you, though?

>>719048910
>Tony is fucking woke
afraid to ask because it's better not to know, but it's too late, what did I miss?

>>719052564
There's video of Tony Hawk going outside and touching grass. He's fucking WOKE

>>719049710
yeah he's famous for wearing a helmet and not because he's probably the greatest living skateboarder currently. fucking retard.

>>719049710
Andy's based, don't smear him because of the devs

>>719052564
he hasn't called anyone the n word publicly

>>719047862
>limitless
more like limbless lmao gottem

>>719052976
The n-word is a shibboleth that distinguishes the free-thinkers from the NPCs.

>>719052976
How about *privately*?

>>719044629 (OP)
fighting game character design be like

>>719053450
Does that include Chad Muska?

>>719047862
That's pretty cool.

>>719047862
>flipping the board with both hands
this literally removes all the impressive things about this, not having legs doesnt suddenly make this impressive, it quite literally makes it fucking easier. Im not even saying this to be mean, everything about not having legs makes skating easier

>>719049710
Mike V was too busy hanging around the Ross Dress for Less

>>719049710
>universal fact that when better protective gear is worn, sports become more extreme (and ironically more dangerous)
>but if you wear gear while skateboarding you're a fag
LOL

>>719053959
It's funny that Boxing is technically more dangerous than MMA because of the padded gloves

>>719049710
I have no idea who those people are but replacing anyone with anyone in a remake is fucking retarded
The fact that the remake devs were actively scanning the game for anything "problematic" to replace with their sanitized version is insane to me. Apparently a visual gag of a guitar hero copy in the trash was removed post-release cause they didn't want to risk offending anyone

>>719055676
I'd need to know the context for the guitar hero gag because without context tony hawk making fun of another game with gimmicky peripherals is pretty hypocritical

>>719055676
they made the gag and removed because they were basically shitting on the original devs

I was surprised to find out that Iron Galaxy was behind THPS3+4. They must have fired everyone who was involved with Killer Instinct season 2 onwards.

>>719056192
harmonix made the first guitar hero games while neversoft made all the ones that came after
that includes all the shittiest ones that activision wanted them to make
there were even plans to make some band specific games that never got greenlit (Prince straight up said no fuck off)
harmonix went on to make the rock band series which was better than GH and directly competed with GH
once actjewvision saw decline in the plastic instrument market (which was their fault for making too many games) they cut neversoft loose which was basically their death kiss and they closed

so basically putting in a GH reference is like saying remember when you guys who made these classic skating games got run train by bobby kotick and thrown away like a used rubber

>>719048917
Post face.
You won't because you're hideously ugly.

It was a tone-deaf gag by retards who don't deserve to be touching these games.

>>719046468
oh no *walks up stairs*

>>719047862
>>719053805
He should be required to wear shoes on his hands so he can't simply grab the board.

>>719057235
Ok, but don't share it anywhere...

>>719048589
Kek

>>719057419
Are you suggesting he needs a...handicap?

>>719048917
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugly_law
kek
america is worse then nazi germany

>>719057298
oh no *tre flips over you on the stairs despite having no legs*
seethe nigger

>>719056583
So?

am i the only person who thought 3+4 was great?

>>719047862
real ones know the game
I came into this thread just to talk about this guy

>>719059071
yes, it was garbage
but i never played it or watched any footage of it

>>719059071
yes, iron galaxy-kun, you are

>>719047862
Reddit

>>719047862
I just hate seeing the cutscene every time that's all

>>719044629 (OP)
I watched some video earlier made by some mick retard who said Yuto and Nyjah are only in the game to fill a diversity quota, and in saying that retarded shit outed himself as a culture war faggot who just wants to be like assmongoloid
video game discussion is dead and it's been replaced with culture warriors sucking cock. nobody gives a fuck about THPS or skateboarding. OP is a dickless freak who gets high on being mad at phantoms

>>719052265
there's a wiki for everything and it's usually peak autism
https://icarly.fandom.com/wiki/Seddie

>>719044629 (OP)
I used to work at Woodward and met this guy several times. He's not a DEI faggot.

>>719059769
>>719059694
Reddit

>>719044629 (OP)
>>719047862
Literally easier without legs plus you get to have less weight
Nobody will try and prove it because no one's cutting off their legs for that shit.

>>719060110
East or west? I used to work at east

>>719044629 (OP)
Wtf using your hands is fucking cheating

>>719060392
You're a retard and you're bad at conceptualization.

I guarantee you this guy has broken his wrists like 100 times.

>>719060540
don't reply to shitty bait from fags
there's no discussion of any kind to be had with him. might even be a bot.

you guys are so tuff for picking on some guy without legs on internet

>>719047862
The fact he doesn't wear gloves is nuts. One wrong landing and he'll shred his hands on pavement.

>>719061253
One wrong landing and he'll hit his head and finally kill himself

>>719047862
surprised he doesnt wear gloves, he is really good

>>719060413
East, and Lake Owen

>>719047862
Geodude

>>719047862
Is this guy going to have spine problems down the road because of this? I know it's not as much weight, but constantly landing directly on your ass over and over can't be good.

>>719044629 (OP)
>no vitiligo
weak

>>719053885
kek post it

>>719049823
He's a Mike V fag, I doubt he knows anything about skateboarding.

>>719062092
>Is this guy going to have spine problems down the road because of this?
Doesn't really matter, cripples like that will be riddled with terrible health problems pretty early on in life and will have a shit quality of life before they're even old.

He may as well enjoy it whilst he's got it.

>>719062092
>constantly landing directly on your ass over and over

faggots do that everyday

>>719046267
>>719046437
>>719047316
>>719047608
samefag

>>719047862
isn't that cheating? I can't precisely manipulate the board to that degree using shoes or toes.

>>719047862
>genuinely a really great skateboarder
Genuinely really not. It isn't hard to sit on a skateboard, it sure as fuck isn't hard to flip it with your hands.

What he's doing is literally what kids who can't skate end up doing.

He doesn't even do wild flatland shit which is what his nugget ass would be good at.

>>719062820
how would he be better at wild flatground shit if he can't shift his weight nearly as well because his whole ass is sitting on the board instead of just his feet

>>719062820
flat demands more leg control than anything
did you mean to say lip

>>719062820
Yep, and that's not me agreeing just to hate. There is a hard limit to the amount of tricks he can do. Your arms, hands, legs and feet, are all important, required for the completion of some tricks, and essential for the expression of style. He can shred, but I wouldn't call him great.

>>719062480
Yeah and?

>>719048223
I tried and fucked my knee up doing a hill bomb and sort of stopped