Thread 719045561

While visiting Lowee on a trip, Blanc revokes your passport, makes you a legal citizen of Lowee, and arranges for you to marry her. This cannot be undone, and you can never leave her side.

>>719045561 (OP)
Is it worth to get into the Neptunia games? I only played the Zombie spin off and that was fun.

>>719045910
Yes

>>719045910
Yes, they're simple and fun JRPGs. Perfect for handheld play.

>>719045910
Like other people have said, yes. If you want flawed but fun games with memorable and likeable characters, most Neptunia games are worth playing.

>>719045561 (OP)
That's an objective improvement over my current life.

>>719045561 (OP)
>and you can never leave her side.
Is she going to watch me pee every time?

>>719047605
Maybe. If she feels like it.

>>719045561 (OP)
I love Blanc truly, but I would immediately suspect something is amiss with this, because while I would do almost anything to be with her, Blanc of all people should not be this... easy. It seems very out of character for her. I smell a fake goddess.

>>719048091
This is my made up yandere Blanc from a different version of Gamindistri. Her other personality traits remain, so there’s no major downside. Expect she’ll never ever let you go ever.

I am actually legal propriety of Purple Heart, so this is going to be a problem.

>>719048650
>War breaks out between Planeptune and Lowee over the ownership of Anon

>>719045561 (OP)
Any fellow Uni enjoyers in here?

>>719048470
The yandere diminsion where every CPU becomes a yandere. Except Rei Ryghts. her normal and CPU form just get personality swapped. Poor Peashy

>>719048889
Yes.

>>719045561 (OP)
That's not how passports works

which game should I start with

>>719048470
I don't know, it still seems out of character for her. "Yandere" doesn't mean you throw yourself at the first guy that meets your gaze, it means a deep, possessive and often unhealthy form of love. And Blanc is already known to be pretty jealous and insecure, it's not hard to imagine her being clingy and possessive in a relationship. Especially if other girls start eyeing you, she's liable to go ballistic.

Endless sex with Blanc!
Is the new game any good?

>>719050268
Want turn-based combat? Megadimension Neptunia VII.
Want an action game? Any of the Tamsoft games (that aren't Producing Perfection).

>>719050268
PS3 HDN or Re;Birth 3.

>>719050382
>Endless sex with Blanc
For me only, back off!
>Is the new game any good?
What new game? The shitty motorcycle spinoff? God, Uzume deserved better. Hopefully she has a role in the new mainline, WHEN it gets announced. Seriously, what's the fucking holdup? It should have been announced on the anniversary.

>>719050326
Let’s say she already met protagonist-kun on his trip to Lowee, and became attached. As the time came for him to go back to Planeptune, she couldn’t let him leave.

>>719045561 (OP)
Can it be Vert instead? I'm more into oppai but my life currently sucks so I guess living with Blanc couldn't be too bad.

Blanc is legally married.
Please do not spread lies.

>>719050559
>For me only, back off!
Nah, you have no right.
>
I have no idea what's wrong with Compile Heart. I get they hate Neptunia or something, but at LEAST give it its due. They'd be down in the dirt without Neps.
It still pisses me off what they've done to the franchise.

>>719045561 (OP)
i thought you said she was on a trip to lowes

>>719051150
Blanc needs a new hammer

>>719045561 (OP)
My workplace is notified after I go 48 hours without checking in. My insurance mandates that I be extracted.

This is going to be a diplomatic incident. You could have just asked, Blanc.

>>719045561 (OP)
Why would she do that though?

>>719050894
Vert would keep you locked up in her room while she plays videogames.

>>719051423
The ideal wife

>>719045561 (OP)
Time to introduce regicide to gamindustri.
THUS ALWAYS TO TYRANTS

>>719051096
>I have no idea what's wrong with Compile Heart
The CEO literally said "let's just throw shit at the wall to see what sticks" and now we're here

>>719045561 (OP)
Sorry but my religion explicitly prohibits contact with old hags, I'll take the twins though.

>>719045561 (OP)
Oh no, anything but that. Please don't transform into a literal leotard-clad goddess and have sex with me. That would be terrible. And please don't allow your sisters to get in on the action. Please. Anything but that.

>>719053104
>And please don't allow your sisters to get in on the action.
Blanc would never allow that, she would flip the fuck out at you if you even thought of having sex with her sisters. Can't you fucks keep your fantasies remotely grounded in character?

>>719053438
I'm cuddling with the twins and there's nothing you can do to stop me. NOTHING.

Blanc looks like she’d smell like vanilla cake.

>>719045561 (OP)
A dream come true

>>719048889
I came here just to post her

>>719045561 (OP)
>Another nep thread by the blancfag
Posted it again award

I fucking love Blanc's ass.
Post more of Blanc's ass.

>>719045561 (OP)
>gets me one step closer to ramming rom
yes please

>>719045561 (OP)
Alright, but why is my wife so flat?

Borrowing the Nepper hoodie

>>719054335
I don't know what Blancfag you're talking about, but I normally stick to /vg/ for Nep discussion. Even if I were to make a thread, I wouldn't make one with an OOC Blanc like this.

Blanc shouldn’t wear clothes.

Hate Blanc and her potty mouth.

My mouth is Blanc's potty

>>719057305
I feel Noire is more likely than Blanc to make anon her toilet.

>>719045910
Yes.
Just don't bother with original PS3 trilogy and Producing Perfection, and play VII, not VIIR (you can play it after for VR scenes).
Re;Birth 1 and RB2/RB3/VII are in different dimensions, so don't be surprised when you get to RB2 and see a completely different landmass. RB3 will explain how all the maker girls got in RB1.

>>719045910
No, they're shit
Just play rebirth 1 and you've played them all

>Hey Blanc , did you know breasts naturally increase by almost a whole cup size during pregnancy
And that's how I got to have sex with the Lowee CPU

>>719045561 (OP)
I'm gonna fake my death, change my name and identity and wear a mask at all times.

>>719048957
What would each yandere CPU be like?

>>719045561 (OP)
I'll just sneak out while she sleeps.

>>719063968
Cute, but what kind of fucking hotdog costs $5?

>>719064842
It's gamindustri credits

Unprotected breeding anal with various Neps, especially the small-size ones.

>>719065045
anon no
think of the smell

>>719045561 (OP)
I'll just DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT!

So the new Neptunia game will be a reboot?

>>719065272
With all the different universes, I don't think continuity even matters anymore.

>>719065272
The Rebirth games were reboots.

>>719053438
>Can't you fucks keep your fantasies remotely grounded in character?
Her character is that of a frigid bitch, not much you can do with that. It's too bad because I love her DFC

Blanc's perfect ass in my face

compa will save video games with megadimension sequel
just you anons watch

Pumping and dumping Blanc.

Holding Blanc™ to the moon.

>>719065681
>Her character is that of a frigid bitch
Thank you for showing you are completely unable to grasp more than surface-level traits.

>>719049442
I want to strip off her shoes and suck on her toes.

>>719065868
This but with Neptune.

I should replay some of these games, it's been over a decade now since I played them on my beloved vita (RIP).
Really do love the characters and music, not a fan of the dungeons.

>>719045561 (OP)
What's she gonna do if I leave anyway?

>>719066060
If those are your surface-level traits, you've got issues. Neptune on the other hand is almost just as flat, but she's also cute and funny and has a fat little butt to go with it.