Thread 719048602

>From that day forward our Lord Gwyn could do no wrong... Fire was so HOT... even Seath looked cool.
>YEEAAAAAAAHHHH
>Bless my Soul
>Gwyn was on a roll
>Person of the Age in Anor Londo's opinion poll
>What a pro
>Gwyn could split a Soul
>Point him at a Dragon and it's eating Lightning Bolts.
>He was a no one
>A Hollow, Hollow
>Now he's a honcho
>He's a hero!
>Here was a God with his act down pat
>Hollow to Hero ― in no time flat
>Hollow to Hero ― just like that

Sovlful parody

lol

Now that I think about it, disney animated movies from the 90s had a pretty big impact on developing my taste for ethnic women.

>>719049425
Thats a lion

>>719048602 (OP)
You are about 20 days too early for the musical anon.

>>719049478
out of 10!

>>719048602 (OP)
>even Seath looked cool.

another fucking Seath slander, Seath always looked cool

>>719048602 (OP)
honey you mean

If you can explain a complicated plot with a song, it's a good plot. Especially if the song is a theater production.

>>719048602 (OP)
lmaoo well done

>plays Hades in the movie, TV show tie-in, crossovers and video-games
Whys this guy love playing Hades so much?

>>719049425
>Now that I think about it, disney animated movies from the 90s had a pretty big impact on developing my taste for beautiful women.
Fixed that for you. Unless you just want to fuck uggo spic and niggers then I guess you have a point but ethnic characters in those disney movies are just beautiful women.

>>719051332
In his contract iirc. They can't use Animated Hades in anything without giving him first dibs on the role.

>>719048602 (OP)
>He was a no one
>A Hollow, Hollow
UHM AYCKSHUALLY

>>719049478
an African lion

>>719051440
Good for him, Hercules is only as good as it is because of his performance

>>719051332
He loves playing used-car-salesman characters and also he did the smart thing of securing a contract with Disney that they can't cast anybody else as Hades, ever, up to and including Kingdom Hearts

>>719051332
Why not? Easily his best role

>>719048602 (OP)
fuck you OP, you made me chuckle.

>>719048602 (OP)
>Person of the Age in Anor Londo's opinion poll
Stopped reading here, wrong number of syllables for the line, doesn't work. Put some effort in next time.

OP IS A FAGGOT
>A FAGGOT, FAGGOT
AS LOW AS A MAGGOT
>A MAGGOT, MAGGOT

>>719051332
Because it's literally him. They even got his chin right.

I want the namefaggot ITT permabanned.

>>719051369
If all attractive women looked the same then you wouldn't be able to tell their ethnicity, but you can. The fact that you think this isn't the case tells me you're not a straight man, or at least just retarded.

>>719048602 (OP)
HONEY YOU HUNKYLN

>>719048602 (OP)
Best thread on /v/ RN

>This is effortposting in 2025
Grim prognosis.

Why were black muses fine in 1997 but if they do it now everyone will cry woke?

>>719054151
Afaik Greece wasn't too hot on Hercules because of the whole hollywood musical aspect, since it was effectively an Americanization of Greek pantheon
So they went for what the muses were doing rather than their designs

>>719054151
Because racism is a learned behavior and everyone who uses this website was a small child in 1997.

>>719054151
Because if they did it now, they would be ugly.

>>719055017
it was beautiful because it was in my childhood

>>719048602 (OP)
Bravo

>>719055063
Did you think ursula from little mermaid was beautiful? No, you didn't. Because you don't need to be taught to find attractive women attractive and ugly women ugly.

>>719055331
Even then despite being ugly, Ursula still had a sort of charisma and presence to her.

>>719055502
She was also based on a drag queen, therefore, she woke

>>719055502
>being ugly
All that mattered.

>>719048602 (OP)
Noice

>>719055603
>fat LGBT coded character grooms a vulnerable young minor into a body altering procedure with potential permanent consequences
>is the villain and dies horrifically at the end

Uhh based?

>>719055760
sorry anon you're forced to work with ursula being a fat lesbian and not a fat tranny

>>719051332
>plays your glownigger guardian angel while keeping your brother from getting bummed by Bubba in the showers
Based Toreno

>>719048602 (OP)
AND THEN ALONG CAME GWYN
HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLTS

>>719052774
That namefag is older than you kek

>>719049478
Yeah, so?

>>719054151
Black fatigue wasn't a thing back then. They were used like a garnish instead of the main course and everyone was better for it

>>719055890
Xir has only been here a couple years. I've been here for 20 years.

I have often dreamed.
Of a far off land.
Where a great, warm sunrise will be waiting.

And the dead will cheer.
When they see my sign.
And soapstones are saying.
"Try praising the sun"

I am on my way.
Jolly cooperation.
I will face the boss.
Grossly incandescent.

I know every trial.
Will yield sunlight medals.
I would journey most anywhere.
To be the chosen undead.

>>719052065
Well the song was sung by black women so you could easily just slur opinion into pinon and you'd be fine.

>>719057216
Chel literally shaped my taste in woman. Anytime I see a girl that looks her usually a SEA I act very unwise.

>>719049425
I got that from 70s Blacksploitation movies

>>719057352
Booba

>>719048602 (OP)
Were you gonna do the Gospel Truth but realized all you had to do was change like three things for it to match?

Kinda funny.

>>719057947
No, I just like Zero to Hero better

>>719054151
It was a banger, and Meg was hot

>>719057349
>South East Asians look like Hispanics

>>719048602 (OP)
Alright. When are we getting this ai slopped up

>>719048602 (OP)
Quality thread

>>719048602 (OP)
AND THEY SLAPPED HIS SOULLLL ON EVERY ROLLLL

>>719059963
yeah especially filipinos can have those proportions and darkskin+long black hair

>>719060760
>yeah especially filipinos
Ok that's cheating