Thread 719056220

IT'S UP
IT'S OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qbpwz3hRSE

>>719056220 (OP)
If any adult buys this and it's not for there kids may a curse be upon them for 1,000 years

>>719056220 (OP)
That'll be 79.99 + tax + tip + tariff + foreskin

>>719056220 (OP)
You can't see the guy's face in the video, but you know he's soifacing.

WHAT'S THAT? MY DEVELOPERS MADE A DONKEY KONG GAME INSTEAD? YABA DABA DOO

>>719056340
it's a free download but your point still holds true

>>719056220 (OP)
YAHOOOO

>>719056220 (OP)
Is that the old Mario mario voice????

Sakurai does what Furukawa-era NintenDON'T, makes actual FUCKING video games and not toddler apps.

None of the snoytranny shitposting in the world struck me, but Nintend𐐬 itself just shanked me and twisted the knife what is this faggy shit?????

BWAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA here's your 40th anniversary Mario game, tendies! Enjoy top quality entertainment on your overpriced Fisher Price tablet, bwahahahaahahahahaah!

>>719056828
>Mario is now more infantile than Kirby
Weird time right now

>>719056926
Nintendo realized they've lost the zoomer audience to F2P slop and gachas so they're desperately trying to brainwash a new generation of toddlers into becoming Nlntendrones. No exaggeration

>>719056340
THEIR, YOU FUCKING ESL NIGGER, IT IS THEIR, NOT THERE.

>gamexplain
zoom zoom

>>719057221
You knew what I meant so I win :^)

THIS IS IT, LUIGI!

>>719056220 (OP)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MARIOOOOOOOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU

Hello 𝔐𝔞rio.

>>719056220 (OP)
>>719057116

>>719056220 (OP)
HOLY KEK HAHAHAHAHA

>>719056220 (OP)
this could've been a browser based flash game.

Please don't tell me someone spent money on this

>>719056220 (OP)
I know Nintendo pissing on their legacy of making actual, good games is a bit of a time honored tradition at this point, but making a Mario-themed urinal was a step too far.

>>719056220 (OP)
can't believe they managed to make the SM64 menu soulless
but here we are

>>719058186
this is for literal babies wtf

>>719056220 (OP)
>grown adults are going to download and play with an app made for LITERAL babies

>>719056220 (OP)
Wait, this is fucking real?
I thought this was just a joke some retards were making because of the friendzone shit.

>>719056648
Luigi is a cuck too????

>>719061764
it's for actual toddlers and not /v/ toddlers (12 to 40 year olds)

>>719061549
>>719061670
>>719061764
let people enjoy things

>>719061895
I played Super Mario 64 when I was 3. Sure, I wasn't it good at it, but there's nothing wrong with giving your kid an actual game to enjoy and not just iPad slop.

>Find a grown up to play with you
>Pull

I don't see what is wrong with this?, the app even closes so the kid stops playing with it and does another thing, in a world where the kid is just scrolling Youtube with the worst videos known to mankind it's something nice to have.

>>719056220 (OP)
Nintendo certainly has some HQ Mario head model laying around on their internal servers, I don't understand the decision to make this 2D

90s MARIO IS BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh7S2iz4hkM

>>719058186
How did they make Mario's face phase in and out like that?

>>719062004
it's ipad slop that also hard limits the little brat to 10 minutes of prodding mario and then tells you to fuck off

>>719056220 (OP)
reminds me of the title screen for super Mario 64 D's but infinitely worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6F6gDDQ01E

>>719062042
>>>/vt/ranny

nintendo fucking won

Question. Why give this to a toddler when you as a parent should play peekaboo with them instead.

>>719062797
asking the real questions here. giving this to your toddler unironically makes you a bad parent

>>719056220 (OP)
Soulless imitation

>>719062797
>implying nintentoddlers aren't going to play this themselves
>implying nintentoddlers have children

>>719061897
next thing youre gonna say is let them wear diapers

>>719056220 (OP)
Oh that is cute, kids will love this.
Just let me check the price of owning a Switch 2 plus paid online and the average cost of a Nintendo game while I take a sip of this cup of water
>>719061549
>>719061897
The problem is not that it is for babies, the problem is that the vast majority of the fanbase are grown up men with no children because having a kid is expensive and lil timmy cannot be trusted with a $600 device and Nintendo shows up with a mobile app from 2010.

>>719062352
Yeah man, at least in SM64DS there was some actual interactivity and charm - this new thing feels like they fed Mario’s face through a mobile filter and called it a day. No goofy stretching or dumb voices, just a watered-down PNG puppet. Peak sterile shovelware vibes.

>>719062141
Lets you train or soft-fire your D-list worldwide interns and bad Japanese staffers.

Historically, you'd put them on some GBA/DS shovelware and have them do emulator ports or SM64DS minigames or whatever until they either got better or took the hint that
>hey kiddo, we kinda don't think you're good enough to work on the next 3D platformer with the big boys
>maybe start looking for other companies or study or something in your spare time

Nowadays the best they've got for them is stuff like this and their ios properties.

>>719056220 (OP)
As a zoomer, I remember being shit like this to stim on an iPad when I was like 3.

>>719065197
It's also available for SW1

So they literally just copied the Super Mario 64 face but it's aimed at an even more childish demographic? Very odd choice to make this.

>>719056220 (OP)
>>719056340

>>719056220 (OP)
>seethes about the v-sign because he thinks it makes mario look kiddie
>is okay with a non-game for babies

>>719057221
Pronunciation-based errors are typical to native speakers.

>>719056220 (OP)
what is /v/'s issue with this
it's a baby game. i don't mean your typical family friendly nintendo game, but a literal little baby game as advertised by nintendo.
it's also free and available on switch 1/phones

hello mario

>>719056340
Saaar, nobody cares about your stupid pagan superstitions.

>>719062797
Have you ever looked after a toddler? They would happily play peekaboo for 5 hours straight with only occasional breaks to push fragile things off of shelves and rip pages out of your favourite book. Shit is exhausting.

>>719069124
a game for fetuses

>>719071282
>that moment when the baby/toddler figures out throwing things
It's like having self-propelled artillery in your home and anything light enough is ammunition.

looks awesome

>>719056220 (OP)
this lispy fag is still around?

>>719068621
fake lee will miss this cheese

>>719067021
Switch2snoys lost bigly