Thread 719057794

Paramedic.

Why did kojima do her like that

5 minutes bros

>>719057794 (OP)
>finding out all the fucked up shit she personally did and knows
>but shes a pretty angel faced babe that softly guides and helps you
it confuses my dick and heart

>>719057926
this is how Hitler got into power

>>719058091
Hitler was an angel faced pretty babe?

crack when fellow niggers

How was the genius behind the idea of not having animated codecs in MGS3? Does Delta fixes this?

>>719058091
Hitler didn't had a nice rack.

She cute

>>719058276
Why would radios have animation?

>>719058329
Because it gave supporting characters like Mei Ling, Nastasha Romanenko, Naomi Hunter, Roy Campbell and Rosemary personality when they barely appears on-screen, or didn't at all.

>>719058702
Those were codec, not radio.

>>719057926
The cute ones are always the most psychotic

>>719057794 (OP)
She's absurdly cute in the game, a shame you only see her in person a tiny amount..

>>719057926
What did she do, I only remember her as being one of the patriots or something. I still don't fucking understand what the patriots even are

>>719059743
>tfw no psychotic radio gf to talk about shitty movies with

>>719057846
its hard to find a character kojima didn't do like that

>>719060073
She was retconned in MGS4 into being "Dr. Clark", the doctor who transformed Gray Fox into the cyborg in MGS1.

>>719060073
Soldier named Fox presumably got blown to pieces and "died", except he didn't, his body had been recovered by The Patriots.

Paramedic was the head scientist and was the one behind the decision to revive Fox by grafting that cyber suit onto him, she and her underlings kept him constantly drugged and fucked up to use as a guinea pig for TONS of experiments over several years, fiddling with his genes and whatever.

All this isn't exactly the bad part, the worst part is that for NO REASON, or I guess to keep grey fox on a leash? Paramedic intentionally twisted up and fucked around with Fox's actual nerves, when forcing the exoskeleton onto him. Fox was in agonising mind fuck pain for around 4 whole years, while they had him strapped down 24/7 to pump drugs and whatever through during experiments.

This beautiful SEXY FUCK was a completely irredeemable psychopath that needlessly put a cool character in utter hell PERMANENTLY. The dude was having his nerve endings raped the minute he woke up in that suit, until the end of his actual life, and he did nothing to warrant all that. It made younger me confused as fuck how such a hot woman who spoke soft and looked beautiful was such an actual demon, no wonder fox merked her

>>719060153
>>719060172
and was also the big brain behind the big boss cloning project that he hated the idea of

>>719060073
The Patriots just being your crew in MGS3 was pretty blatantly decided in MGS4 to tie up loose ends for the intended finale, even though it didn't really fit for Para-Medic OR Sigint.

more like para my dick (para means suck in my made up language)

>>719060290
French?

>>719060149
>Zero is a James Bond fanboy obsessed with all things anglo
>Sigint was a gun autist
>Paramedic is a regular kinoplex visitor that is always watching the latest shitty movie by herself

>>719060361
No, Sparglachien

>>719060172
>It made younger me confused as fuck how such a hot woman who spoke soft and looked beautiful was such an actual demon
Based kojimbo, red pilling young boys about women

>>719060361
I never trust a Frenchman.

>>719060172
I CAN FIX HER

>>719060395
>no snake don't shittalk Bond you'll piss off zer-
>OIOIOI SNAKE DID YOU KNOW JAMES BOND IS ENGLISH!?
the Patriots were a bunch of goofs and i can't believe they took over the world

>>719060635
>>719060395
That's what made it harder to swallow they were all evil, they were just a bunch of lovable goofs and the best support team in the series in 3.

>>719060549
>You have a natural firearm for this exact situation

>>719060732
>>719060635
You could call that real character development or just a hack trying to slapdash some shit together to gtfo. People can generally be multifaceted beyond what you can see.

>>719058798
MILK

>>719060732
>entire game is about losing your trust in what you believe
>even your support team is destined to break your trust
How does he do it

>>719060957
He'd have a field day being le creatidve about america's current regime.

>>719060957
They don't call him La Creativdad for nothing desu.

>>719057926
Almost as if all the evil shit was written in post, eh

>>719060914
ANON, NO
THAT'S HOW GREY FOX BECAME WHAT HE IS

>>719061083
Milk truck just arrive

>>719061083
Then start to call me Jack, because I'm about to let it rip!

>>719060172
ok but have you considered:

>>719060635
was the part about from russia with love supposed to be wrong and that was the joke? bond falls hard for practically any broken bird that crosses his path.

>>719061630
Saved

>>719061323
>>719061630
eloquently put

>>719061252
>>719058798
Portable Ops remake dlc for Delta with actual decent gameplay when?

>>719060635
the philosopher's legacy was A LOT of capitol that they could do what they want and both were a misunderstanding of what THE BOSS ment

>>719057794 (OP)
>>719057846
>>719057926
>>719060149
But why did she do it? What was her reasoning? She didn't sound crazy, nor did she ever say anything suspicious in MGS3, as far as I remember.

Makes it feel a bit like an asspull IMO

>>719063294
>Makes it feel a bit like an asspull IMO
because it was

>>719063294
From the above posts, too much milk and not enough outlet.

>>719061252
Portable Ops better be on Master Collection 2

>>719063294
>Makes it feel a bit like an asspull IMO
That's the reason, which is also why MGS4 is a thing

>>719063294
>Why did the weeb/film nerd turn a broken man into a cool cyborg ninja
Probably watched the Ghost In The Shell movie one too many times.

>>719060395
>>719060635
>>719060732
i think it works because Naked Snake is a complete goofball in MGS3 as well but by the time of MG 1&2 he's a mad dictator using child soldiers and holding the whole world hostage to get revenge on his old "friends"
everyone in Big Boss' team either became or was revealed to be complete psychos, himself included

>>719060957
BRAVO GOJIKMOBO

>>719063420
Based

>>719060732

Putting aside the fact that it was all a big retcon, it points to how easily ostensibly good people can be corrupted and warped. Sigint by the military-industrial complex, Paramedic by the limitless possibilities of gene therapy and technology allowing her the type of freedom that only Mengele and Unit 731 had, Major Zero going from being merely a mission lead to having real power (which does in fact corrupt) and Big Boss betraying all of the Boss's beliefs (and HIS OWN ideology with the Venom Snake fuckery) to become a demented warmonger with nuclear weapons and walking tanks.

>>719060732
I'm fine with them turning out to be evil or villainous honestly, them all being the Patriots is stupid though. If they were just cogs in the machine, sure, but fucking Sigint is in this world conspiracy, are you kidding me?

memberberrying the MGS3 radio team into being the Patriots was the most hack writing move Kojimbo ever did

>>719065873
It literally ruined the series. Every Big Boss game after 3 is fucked by this dumbass storyline.

>>719065708
Kojimbo clearly had no intentions on following up the patriots plot point so he just made some shit up on the spot cause his buddy left the writing team

>>719066086
I have to wonder if he regretted that when he started doing more Big Boss games and had to deal the fact that he was locked into a story about a half century secret war where one half was made up of goofy side characters. It's not like he brings them back and develops them much or focuses on them in those games.

>>719065873
I still don't get the recent proliferation of the term 'memberberrying'

>>719066354
nah if he wanted to ignore the msx games he'd easily could've, trying to tie everything together seemed more like it was his own personal vindication

>>719066454
>recent
you just became aware of it

>>719066454
>Recent
That episode of South Park came out 9 years ago

>>719066873
>>719066913
How come I've only seen it being used here recently then?

>>719063294
MGS4 in general is a massive asspull

>>719063294
The cloning codec was pretty weird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=545T5W1Y1AU

>>719067290
he should've gave her his babies

>>719057794 (OP)
Built for horrible mengele-esque experimentation on unwilling human prisoners

>>719067459
I think he's sterile and shit from all the nukes.

>>719060172
Reading this thread just further cements to me that MGS was never good and kojima is a hack

Metal Gear Solid was never good, never had a good story, and Kojima is a faggot who wants Walking Dead guy to turn him into a cocksicle.

How do I check kerotans and how many ive gotten. Dont tell me they remained so faithful you cant even so that?

>>719067575
yup

>>719067582
You can't, it's like the original. I forsee someone making a tool to track it from the memory flags because it's a legitimately retarded thing, when I first did Kerotans on the PS2 I completed a run thinking I hit them all but didn't, it's likely one of the bike chase ones didn't actually get hit. Took me 3 tries.

more

>>719063294
It's because it's two unrelated characters being combined into one.

>>719067620
Doujins quotes are the gifts that just keep on giving.

>>719060172
it's just a videogame retard

>>719060290
para means for in spanish so you could say "for my dick"

>>719061252
I need parazuri

>>719067669
You can you just pause

>>719068275
Pausing doesn't change that the forest bike kerotans are shot while driving by at 70mph, you can't see them move before they're already out of sight AND their sound effect isn't really audible either.

>>719068372
He asked if there was a Kerotan count. You said no. But that isnt true. Shut up.

People kept asking in the other threads this week what the camo effects were for the deluxe camos, since this is the most active thread for the game up I'll drop it here:

Sneaking Suit (PW Ver.) Uniform: A special suit for infiltration missions that reduces the sound of footsteps while moving. Perfect for soldiers who live by the basic principle of "proceed without being detected". Eliminates the sound of footsteps and boosts the natural LIFE recovery rate.

Battle Dress (PW Ver.) Uniform: A special suit specced with high defense for combat missions. The perfect combat uniform for soldiers possessing both combat ability and solo infiltration skills. Greatly reduces all damage taken and boosts natural LIFE recovery rate but descreases movement speed.

White Tuxedo Uniform: A shining, pure-white tuxedo. Move with finesse, silencing your footsteps and doubling your natural LIFE recovery rate. If the jacket gets dirty, the effects are lost.

Crocodile Suit Uniform: Crocodile skin-patterned camouflage. Makes any food taste great while also boosting movement speed when crawling and increasing stamina consumption.

Gold Uniform: Naked and shining gold. Significantly lowers the Camo Index while boosting movement speed.

For context the Gold camo's index reduction is -100% at all times.

>>719067459
Snake's been shooting blanks since that killer whale nipped him in the stones at Seaworld

>>719063294
MGS4 is “I want to tie everything together somehow” the game. It’s awful.

>>719069442
NANOMACHINES SON

>>719060172
>Paramedic intentionally twisted up and fucked around with Fox's actual nerves, when forcing the exoskeleton onto him. Fox was in agonising mind fuck pain for around 4 whole years, while they had him strapped down 24/7 to pump drugs and whatever through during experiments.
I'm pretty sure he was just in pain because he was the prototype cyborg ninja and they didn't quite have the replacing somebody's skin with a powered armor exoskeleton thing down yet.

>>719057846
Because he makes shit up as he goes along. the Kojima of yesterday is not the Kojima of today.

>>719057926
4 isn't canon

>>719057794 (OP)
Hell yeah, motherfucker

>>719057794 (OP)
literally who

>>719057846
People change over time. You are a rather simple person if you are the EXACT same person you were 40-50 years ago.

>>719060254
They both had dialogue in 3 that alluded to their future actions.

I feel like all MGS3 girls got less cute with this remake and didn't get their looks captured quite right

>>719057794 (OP)
Bump

>>719076481
That's just the problem with making them realistic.
Also I'm imagining the reaction to The Boss if she was introduced today and how much cultural warriors would throw shit everywhere.

>>719057794 (OP)
She can fix me

>>719057926
>tfw you find out literally EVERY FUCKING ALLY in Snake Eater betrayed Big Boss

Legit never really knew how to feel about that. It kinda explains why he becomes the main villain.

>>719076481
I think I prefer new Eva
She looks dangerous

I don't think Kojima meant for her to come across as so evil, he just ran out of characters to attribute the Patriots shenanigans to

>>719057926
well, she did love horror movies, no sweet person do
she's not right in the head

>>719060957
Unironically unfathomably KIIIINOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

>>719076481
Why does she look like Cate Blanchett in remake?

>The Boss
>I want a world where there are no more borders and there are no more wars
>literally everyone who heard this came to the conclusion that they needed to kill a shit ton of people
Kojima really is a hack

>>719076481
I'm gonna a be real, Eve always had kind of a man face

>>719085543
>literally everyone who heard this came to the conclusion that they needed to kill a shit ton of people
It's not like all of the real world leaders throughout history didn't have the same idea. An ethno-state is unironically the way to stop confliict.

>>719063539
the children weren't "used" as soldiers, they were just playing and eating rations like in MGSV
reminder that the "good guys" nuked the facility and didn't care the kids would die in the explosion anyway, another reason why Gray Fox changed sides

>>719081809
>The Boss if she was introduced today
the boss is one of the strongest representations of a white mother today: be blonde blue eyed mom who can teach their son to survive in soiciety, also be a golem because the state notices her superhuman powers and makes her do their bidding or else, the son has to destroy their mother figure because the state has orchestrated the entire thing to cause immense pain in the son so that they may never rise against the state.
of course golems would throw a hissy fit at white men wanting their families to not be shattered.

>>719086367
>It's okay because she's white
That's some extreme cope

>>719069541
maybe start the experiment with rats before humans or something?

>>719076481
>>719070164
You're fucking nuts if you think either Eva or Paramedic look unattractive in Delta.

In fact they look better than most women in asian games. They look still pretty but don't have that plasticy doll face look that every asian game gives women. If you look close enough you can see the pores on their skin.

It's commendable that they actually managed to do it right since even Kojima complained that it's hard to not make girls look like sexdolls with face scan tech. Probably because Konami is an actual company and not run by obsessive otaku.

>>719085543
>>I want a world where there are no more borders and there are no more wars
>>literally everyone who heard this came to the conclusion that they needed to kill a shit ton of people
>Kojima really is a hack
surprisingly that is the least hack parts of MGS. no more borders and no more wars is one of the deep tricks of love thy neighbor international judaism. it shows the schizophrenia the boss is hit with after being given gifts like a rocket ride. the unsettling possession of the leaders in MGS to say good things while doing the bidding of their hidden master is one of it's strong points imo.

>>719057794 (OP)
So when is someone going to rip the model and get to work in blender

>>719087108
Patience Anon, wait for the PC release.

>>719069158
Neat. Crocodile sounds fun.

>>719060549
>Paramedic thread?

>>719057846
Because Kojima went full retard with 4 and wanted to give the patriots a face and the only solution that didn’t involved creating new characters was using the crew from 3 even if it doesn’t make sense in the long run.
Or what are you talking about? I just replayed 4 and hated it.

>>719063294
Because cyborgs are cool and shit