Thread 719060692

The debate that shook the internet

>>719060692 (OP)
Reverse order. ToTK is so ass.

Y'know it's funny that the only people praising Genshin are gambling addicts and Elden Ring praise is literally only casuals and fromfags. Meanwhile everybody praises Zelda.

>>719060692 (OP)
>The bait that shook the internet
Fix'd

Genshin has more content than both.

>>719060692 (OP)
>Genshin being artisanal streetfood compared to two Amerilard junk foods
Fitting

imagine being at computers

>>719060692 (OP)
she's not that fat

>>719060771
You mean arrested developed millennial manchildren instead of everyone.

>>719060692 (OP)
>BotW has literally fucking nothing to do so you get bored and eat a bunch of shit food
>gachashitters have no taste and will eat anything
>Elden Ring players would rather play their fun game and only eat enough to keep gaming
Yeah, seems about right.

>>719060740
did you play it?

>>719060692 (OP)
Gachaniggers pretending their thinly veiled gambling simulators are real video games will never not be funny to me.

There should be 1000 chicken nuggets for TotK.
100 of which need to be brought to their dip.

Genshin Impact>>>>>Elden Ring>>>>literal dogshit>>>>>TotK

I actually hate nu-Zelda (BoTW and ToTK)

Shit combat
Like 5 enemy types
"Dungeons" are complete ass
Everything looks the same
No enemies have interesting movesets
Crafting isn't fun
"Press pause and use heal items" is broken by design
Giant empty world

Ocarina of Time is a timeless masterpiece that will still be enjoyed by people hundreds of years in the future as art

BotW and ToTK will be forgotten as generic Ubislop early open-world shit.

>>719060692 (OP)
If you need le shit epic turbo chest loot guarded by shitty reskinned mobs around every corner below every cliff and under every bridge you’re the reason gaming is absolute shit
Comparing elden ring to the ubishit that are nuZelda and genshit gambleslop is a fucking disgrace so please kys immediately

>>719060771
Even nu-zelda fans did not like ToTK, which is a shitty game with disgusting bestiality

What content is there in TotK? There's nothing interesting going on except collect seed slop like a woman.

>>719060959
Just beat LTTP again and its depressing how bad the ubislop zeldas are in comparison.

Open world faggotry is by far the worst trend. No game was ever improved by it. Elden Ring is also way worse than other souls shit because of it.

>>719060692 (OP)
Fixed

Won't get weaponfu threads from TotK that's for sure.

>>719061046
There's tons of exciting and difficult puzzles in the shrines, the fun Hudson sign brain teasers, incredible dungeons, the fairies, the best story yet in a Zelda game, and an ENTIRE FUCKING MAP BENEATH THE GROUND! Meanwhile Eldenslop has empty fields with the same hollow enemies from fucking DS1.

which game?

>>719060931
nta but i did. like 10 enemies and 5 minibosses and that's all you're going to see the whole game. it's fucked for a game that size to have absolutely zero variety

>>719061183
The underground in TotK is just a giant coal mine (literally) save for the two dungeons. No, we are not counting that passage before Ganondorf a dungeon.

>>719061183
>difficult puzzles
kek. Also the map is infested with ubishit towers and 0 interesting dungeons that all play the fucking same.

>>719060820
>artisanal streetfood
>50% deflated bun, 50% crunchy water
you're a new yorker who eats garbage from pajeet food trucks to convince yourself you're smarter and more modern than everyone else

enjoy your food poisoning and aids

>>719061183
Elden Ring gets endless discussion while this slop is forgotten like yesterday's bad fart.

>>719060692 (OP)
>debate
kek. bg3 mogged totk, and both were mogged by ER. no idea what geshin impacts is lol

>>719060771
>Meanwhile everybody praises Zelda.
there are swaths of zeldafags that don't like nuzelda. if you're going to get so reductionist about elden ring, the only ones that like TotK are a mixture of basedlenial tendies and zoomers

>raped by gay bear sex game
Name a more humiliating ritual.

>>719060740
order is fine

burger king sucks fucking ass

>>719061183
So no content but for braindead tendietrannies. Got you.

>>719060692 (OP)
none of these games are good

Genshin fundamentally can't be considered in the argument since Gacha mechanics are anti-video games. Especially single player shit. (No, co-op doesn't magically make it better.)

>>719061442
>>719061585
>comes into thread comparing good games and starts schizo rambling about unrelated garbage

sun must be coming up right about now over in the third world, I suppose

>>719061183
>bait
doesnt even deserve an image

>TotK tendie is also a gacha tranny
figures

I'm not a fromfag. I haven't even played elden ring. But it shouldn't be equated to assassin's creed nuzelda and a fucking phone game. It's obviously superior to both.

>>719060692 (OP)
Nah it's more like this

>>719060692 (OP)
Elden Ring's burger should be on its side, so it can roll.

Another day, another food analogy thread.

>>719060771
Elden Ring won game of the year. TotK didn't.

>>719060794
This

Zelda's burger should easily break and replace the other slop with individual bird seeds to represent the Kokoro seeds.

The swarthiest latinx you know played TotK and went
>DAMN Nintendo COOKED with this game!

>>719062024
to be fair, 1. totk is a sequel and 2. geoff is the biggest fromcock gobbler on planet earth. not saying one deserves it over the other (I've played neither), but it makes sense that all other things equal, totk would be at a disadvantage.

>>719062150
TotK lost because it was literally just an asset flip using the same map as the original. It's closer to DLC than a new game.

>>719062150
If he's a fromcock gobbler then why did he deny Demon's Souls,Bloodborne, all Dark Souls, Armored Core 6 GOTY also never gave SOTE a single award last year?

>>719061784
Both games include disgusting bestiality
All Hylians are now canonically literal goat fuckers

>>719061950
>Chinese pussy vs Nippon whore roast beef

>>719060692 (OP)
ToTK fucking sucked, worst possible direction they could've taken for a sequel.

I didn't read any posts but is this another soulsrager thread?

Tears of the Shartsdom the most mid game ever...

>>719062150
dark souls 2 and 3 are sequels. zelda majora's mask is a sequel. none of these make you explore the same map as the previous with forced gimmick mechanics.
>>719062217
even most DLCs give you a better new map to explore than empty underground caves and empty floating islands.

>>719062150
Geoff is a Kojima gobbler, anon. Get it right.

>>719060692 (OP)
All 3 games are equally shit

>>719061585
>le sour grapes
>grapes are toxic to foxes and can cause them kidney failure
What did he mean by this?

>>719060740
fpbp

>>719060740
fpbp

>>719062402
I agree with this tw**t

>>719060842
Then why did critics and player both rate it better than Elden Ring? All manchildren, right? Anyone you don't agree with is a manchild.

>>719060692 (OP)
What IS that in the middle? And why is the title something about impacting? Is that a scat game? Actual shit is better than Elden Ring?

>>719061580
Nice try, weirdo.

>>719063107
Fromslop is worst than shit yes.

I don't get why Elden Shit won GOTY or any awards that year. It's worse than TLOU2. Same with other Formshitwre games like Sekiro. All the same pajeet trash.

The game that recycled the whole map from the first is the worst by default

>>719060692 (OP)
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

>>719062024
>Elden Ring won the Keighly awards
Maton actually won that year

if theyre going to advertise to us the least they could do is give out some coupons

I'm on a like 1500 cal diet and it sucks, I'm debating having a fast food cheat day so I don't kill myself. 5 weeks of rice, some veggies and boiled chicken is making me suicidal but damn if I'm not losing weight.

>>719060740
FPBP. OP = fag

>>719061183
Good morning sar.

>>719062351
>Nippon whore roast beef
mmm i'll get 2 of them and a pepsi max

>>719060740
Based and correct.

>>719060692 (OP)
Elden ring would be big meal of variety while totk would be junk food played both most content in totk is bare bones and barely unique also building sucks. Elden ring you are actually excited to explore new legacy dungeon in totk you are just bored to death and I did all side quest in totk and explored entire map

>>719060692 (OP)
>TotK
>fries/onion ring container that the bottom half is probably filled with paper or styrofoam making it seem full
>all the fillings fluffed up and put to the front of the burger slathered in polish to make it look like more than it is
>pepsi with faker ice cubes nad topped with fake fizzy foam
>only real thing is probably the nuggets
>genshin impact slop burger
>elden ring fake disproportionate image from a tendie cock sucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbh1UAWLOgU

>>719060959
>reddit frog
Opinion invalid

>>719065787
just start smoking bro

>>719060771
Elden Ring is equally normie as nuZelda you biased retard. I agree about Genshin though.

>food analogy
Tendies are pathetic kek

>>719060692 (OP)
Zelda would be an all you can eat buffet, but nothing is prepared, so you need to assemble the burger yourself.

>>719060692 (OP)
All three are for normie casuals who don't really play vidya

>>719068114
This