Thread 719063781

One of the most powerful weapons in all of Elder Ring. One might be tempted to say you didn't truly finish the game with this weapon, but I'm not that one. Forgive me for liking STRONG weapons, ok?

Nobody cares about this shitty slop series.

>>719064748
how sour those grapes must be

>>719063781 (OP)
>Sword of Myrmidon
Zanzibart...

>>719064814
Everyone hates this slop company now. Maybe Reddit is more your speed.

>soulsslop
Fuck off.

>>719064814
I've probably been playing fromsoft games since before you were born. Elden Ring sucks dick, and Nightwhatever is proof fromsoft has creatively cashed out

Wow, that's crazy.
Hey, check out how cool page 10 is.

>>719064938
Fromslop is bottom of the barrel garbage and sucks regardless.

ZANZIBAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOO~

>>719063781 (OP)
>most powerful weapons in all of Elder Ring
Would be this, makes 90% of fights trivial

>>719063781 (OP)
>>>Reddit

i wanna play nightreign is it good

>>719063781 (OP)
a curved sword you farm off a skeleton in limgrave is literally more threatening than this
especially if you build arcande like a gigachad

>>719065039
You're a retarded Fromslopper and a tranny.

>>719065078
i cant hear you over how much you are gagging on my fat cock

I rather play Diablo or DMC no thnaks. I don't play uninspired trash.

>>719065123
Diablo of far worse than souls. It's one button mash slop
>DMC
Combo slop

>>719064882
>He wants everyone to conform to one opinion
Peak plebbit mindset

>>719065240
Far better than press one button to just roll.

>>719065240
Diablo is fr more immersive than press roll to win.

>>719064748
Is there anything you enjoy in life? Like, at all?

Diablo is actually fucking trash lmao, it lost all meaning when PoE2 happened.

>>719063781 (OP)
Zanzibart, I.....

>>719065491
As opposed to rollslop which is worse than shit and both Diablo and PoE altogether.

>>719063781 (OP)
Damn I should start posting more ER, discord trannies have been mega seething over its success lately lmao

>>719065631
It's like one obsessed guy

>>719065039
yes it is

>>719065743
Yeah he's not exactly subtle with his melty posting style.

>>719065743
>malding
LOL lmao hahahaha wow

>>719065743
People are tired of no taste having troons and rollslop in general.

>>719066015
Preach.

3+ years of 24/7 mindbreak, you LOVE to see it

>>719064748
>slopslopslopslopslop
Saying something is "slop" is like describing game as "fun" without providing anything else to the table

For me its the butcher's knife

Is the world of Elden Ring worth exploring if I don't care about the combat?
DS3 already had no atmosphere and this doesn't look any better, but I haven't seen a full playthrough, maybe there's good level design hiding there somewhere?

>>719066118
>Is the world of Elden Ring worth exploring
Yes, it looks gorgeous too

>>719066072
Slop is run of the mill, samey, and uninspired content which Fromshitware is.

>>719066118
No. It's mostly empty with no sign of life anywhere. Don't fall for the jeet scam.

>>719064748
i do

>>719066163
Every time I check a gameplay video it's just riding a horse across empty spaces or the same caves and castle corridors we've been seeing for 4 (?) games now, without any distinguishing features. Or climbing rocks like in ubisoft games because we have a jump button now.

>>719066118
yeah but it's going to be hard to enjoy certain vistas if you're not going to kill things to get to it though

>>719066317
Seems like you are brown, maybe the game isn't for you after all.

>>719065743
Why does every single even vaguely popular game have one of these types? Usually exactly one.

>>719066059
Why would people spend so much of their time trying to convince others not to like a game? I genuinely don't get it, like if you don't like a game and someone asks you about it then you can say that you don't like it but why obsess over it to the point where it's constantly in your head? Just fucking ignore it.

>>719066367
Shit games like ER or any Fromslopware game don't deserve catalog space.

>>719066367
It simply boils down to
>People can't enjoy things I/we don't like!

>>719066118
Atmosphere and level design were better in DS3. If you found DS3 lacking, then don't even bother with ER

>>719066419
There are always at least a dozen gooner threads on /v/ at any time, and usually there are significantly more. This thread is at least about videogames.

>>719063781 (OP)
>beats your game

>>719066367
Mental illness. Fromsoft's popularity truly brought out the retardation in jealous developers and discord troons. Hell I don't even like ER that much and I still think the schizo here is peak pathetic.

>>719066317
We always had a jump button except in DeS where it was a vault button.

>>719065310
Dark souls also has blocking, parrying, stamina management
Actual weapon variety too unlike Diablo where every melee weapon plays the same. You just click lmb
>>719065385
Diablo is one button mash to win
You lose in dark souls 1 if all you do is roll
Also, isometric view is not immersive
You have not played dark souls 1.

>>719065597
Diablo is one button mash garbage.

>>719066712
DS I is shit

What do you think is next for them? No I don't care about Duskbloods.
Personally I am hoping for a new Kings Fields, but I reckon they would give that to a smaller team as a side project

>>719066183
Dark souls 1 was a fairly unique game at the time

>>719066767
DS 1 is a masterpiece compared to Diablo.
It's still one of the best third person dungeon crawlers.

>>719063781 (OP)
I've used mai waifoo in every Fromsoft title I've played.

>>719066871
>DS 1 is a masterpiece compared to Diablo.
Maybe compared to Diablo. Compared to other Fromsoft games its painfully mediocre.

>>719066712
>>719066749
>blocking, parrying, stamina management
useless things for absolute shit for brains or redundant
>Diablo is one button mash
Still much more to do with it than roll round like a hog. It takes more time to learn builds there than it is in Shart Souls.

>>719066871
idiot faggot. DS1 wouldnt exist without Diablo.

>>719067528
DS1 wishes it was half as good.

>>719066910
Coolest sword ever desu

>>719063781 (OP)
>knight set
>claymore
>banished knights shield
all you need really

>>719066910
>>719067701
>Do some esoteric obscure bullshit
>It unlocks a mysterious door in a forest
>Go through, you wind up on the moon, there's a pale blue glow covering the moon's surface
>And there's Moonlight Swords of all kinds planted everywhere
>Including the ones from King's Field, Bloodborne, Demon's Souls, Elden Ring, and Armored Core
>Walk ahead to find a person in armor looking upwards at the planet
>He turns around and slowly picks up two of the Moonlight Swords
>"King of Verdite, John Alfred Forester"
>Deplete his first health bar, he's not even winded
>He switches to using the Darkmoon Greatsword and the Seven-Branched Sword and his attacks become much more widespread
>Deplete this health bar and he's still not winded, he plants the two swords and takes out his personal one, Triple Fang
>Attacks become extremely quick and hard to evade, block, or parry
>Deplete this health bar to defeat him, and he says that's enough and sheaths his sword, ending the battle
>Talk to him after and he'll thank you for the entertaining battle and say he's been watching over the world since ancient times, occasionally sending one of the Moonlight Swords forged here down to the planet to aid heroes of great worth, and asks you if you'd like a Moonlight Sword yourself
>If you say no he'll insist he gives you something to commemorate the battle, and offers you Triple Fang
>Deny this and he'll say his offer is still on the table for if you should ever change your mind

>>719066091
I love it. With waves of dankness in a magic build it's amazing. The one handed running r2 works wonders against ganks.

>>719065743
Honestly want 4chan to die and we all have to move to the other one so we can have another moment like the /vt/ samefag incident. It'd be great.

>>719065743
why does this site have a resident schizo for every random piece of shit that exists

>>719066970
you are a woman
in ancient times i would rape and kill you

>>719065010
you can let it tickle your back as an hp restoring backpack too, i use it on almost all my builds

i wanna do a wizard run
what builds do you recommend?

Hey Shazamtroons
Your TORtanic failed, and you got raped

Zanzibart...pls...forgive-me