Thread 719073010

2 months later and Switch 2 still has
>no exploits
>no dumped games
>no emulators
Yep, Nintendo piracy is dead.
Miyamoto won.

buy an ad

Poorfags not having acess to new nintendo games is a great thing.

No games

>>719073010 (OP)
It has no games.

>>719073571
is this how you cope? there isn't a console on the planet that has never gotten emulated

>>719073625
>>719075028
Seriously, why couldn't they wait a year or so? Nintendo could attempt to revive dead IPs like Star Fox, Mother, Kid Icarus, or F-Zero. People would eat them up.

>>719075306
It wouldn't resolve the core issue of them being slow as hell now. They should've been ready, with games, to release this thing a year ago.

I remember people posting those day1 cracks and gloating about it

>>719073010 (OP)
this is wrong, people already figured out how to rip games and decrypt it, they haven't figured out how to not be banned and switch bricked, this is why its a slow process.

Tick tock tendie

>>719076525
They did. They got the first step in a day. So it's inevitable, just takes time.

>>719073010 (OP)
>dumped games
>games
this boomer shit has no games

oh no I can't play fucking donkey kong or mario kart noooo

>>719073010 (OP)
You forgot.
No games.

No one wants to hack a console with Zero games. Just look at ps5.

>>719073010 (OP)
Does the Switch 2 have Denuvo built in?

>>719077501
Actually there's already an emulator
Not that functional but it'll be funny as fuck to see the the one thing snoys have been jerking themselves off over taken away at launch

>>719073625
>>719075028
>>719076597
>>719076972
>>719076974
cope and seethe pcvegans

>>719077789
Nintendo fan base is significantly more likely to be vegan than pc

>>719073010 (OP)
switch2 also has no games and a tiny screen

>>719077501
>>719077919
>>719077948
cope and seethe pcvegans

>>719073010 (OP)
a toy for children.
every grown-up owning one of these should be on a watch-list.

My Fold 5 which has a higher resolution display, faster refresh rate, and sacrifices only 0.3 inches of screen space. I emulate switch games on it already and I will do the same with the Switch 2.

Anyone who buys this does it solely to support Nintendo, which is just cruising on its diminishingly relevant IP as 3rd party developers produce the same type of games better for cheaper.

>>719079243
cry more pcvegan

I'm annoyed because I want the Mario Kart World OST

>>719075158
Xbox One
Xbox Series
Sega Saturn

>>719078167
>pc vegans
What's the reference? Is it to imply that somehow having access to the totality of all videogames ever made is not enough and pc gamers are somehow going hungry as a result?

>>719073010 (OP)
Why would anyone even want to emulate this? You’d have to pay me to waste my life playing some fetus game.

>>719081786
The logic is vegans are preachy about their lifestyle being better = PC gamers are preachy about their form of gaming being better = PC gamers are like vegans
Even though the entire thing with veganism is limiting yourself and PCfags have LESS limitations but don't think about it too hard or else the meme falls apart

>>719081986
And how vegans shit on other vegans for what they eat or don't eat, much like PC gamers shitting on people with weaker / more expensive hardware

>>719073571
I hope it never happens just so the poor subhumans of this board cry and shit themselves in rage.

>>719077642
>he fell for the third jeet scam
Kek, I thought pc vegans were supposed to be smart

You know it's possible to still have fun with your Nintendo games while still agreeing the switch 2 is weak and poorly speccd and Nintendo are extremely anti consumer. More power to you if you can have fun with mk world but don't come on here acting like actual effort went into it.

>no games
>no piracy
simple as

>>719081986
If anything PC gamers are closer to omnivores given the ability to emulate. Tendies are closer to vegans, but I would never characterize them as such; a better analogy would be ARFID.

>>719073010 (OP)
can't they just dump the game using a modded original switch?

>>719080802
>PC
>PC
>No games

>>719082442
kys dishonest retard

>>719082651
>>no games
based retard

>>719073010 (OP)
There's no games to dump and why bother emulating a console with nothing to play?

>>719080802
there’s no Saturn emulator?

Ngl this is a bit mental.

>>719084108
For a very long time Saturn emulation was dogshit, but Mednafen/Beetle Saturn is pretty good these days. It is pretty intensive though, you need a fairly powerful PC, definitely not running on a chinkheld or something.

>>719084416
mario strikers bros don't look

>>719084416
Yeah, I would have never expected Switch to become the lead platform for soccer and that's with EA treating that version like shit, I wonder how it will fare for Madden, probs not going to be that big.

>>719084416
no way

>>719084809
Madden was at #2 on the Switch 2 eShop for a bit. I'm pretty sure it's still in the top 10 if not the top 5.

Awww, the poor widdle piwates. I play my tiny bikini for them.

>>719084809
>>719086258
I think the form factor suits games like that, maybe the Dudebros are starting to see it now. A lot of FIFA/EA Sports shit isn't actually playing the game, it's grinding your team. If Deano can do that on a handheld while watching whatever Netflix show his Missus is bugging him about is on the background it just makes sense for the lifestyle.

If they ever find a way for CoD to work on Switch 2 then the market for those games will change too. Very fucking weird times

Those poor pirates are missing out on so much nintendo slop

for it to get broken it needs enthusiasm
for it to get enthusiasm it needs games
there aren't any games

>>719082375
Maxim is the fourth. The "We'll totally post progress after 1k discord members guys (they had 27) only to go "W-we're shutting down guise..." hours later.

>>719073010 (OP)
If we don't get anything by the anniversary, yeah it's over.

>>719086892
Sportsball games in bed might be crack to normalfags now that you mention it.

>>719088949
Those are also technically gachas because of the Ultimate Team modes.

shouldn't have been so cocky about the switch 1 we would've had something available if you niggers weren't flaunting switch 1 exploits

>>719073010 (OP)
More like people just don't care enough to put in the effort. The Switch 2 is an overpriced console with mediocre performance, screen quality and like 2 games.

>>719073010 (OP)
Maybe it's just not as popular as you think it is.

>>719089250
>The Switch 2 is an overpriced console with mediocre performance, screen quality and like 2 games.
Erm, that the ps5 lil bro

>>719084416
Is that physical only? Sportsfags are probably digital buyers.

>>719089310
ps5 has a screen?

>>719089427

Yeah, Sony counts Portal sales as PS5s

>>719077789
Im a huge nintendo guy, and even I can tell you that "pcvegan" ia such a gay and indian response. Deckvegan was the only time this was funny

>>719076597
Maxim is a rugpull btw

>>719089697
The pcvegan spammer is just another shit stirrer.

>>719089310
I don't disagree with you. I'm a PC fag.

>>719073010 (OP)
Is Miyamoto even still alive? How old am I now? How much time has passed?

>>719091929
no. you are already dead anon

>>719073041
I just pirated your ad space, what are going to do about it?

>>719073625
>>719075028
>Even his memes are ports

>>719073010 (OP)
it has like two games
there is simply nothing worth pirating for it

>>719073010 (OP)
No piracy because there's 0 games worth playing. I guess Nintendo really nailed it.

>>719075306
>Nintendo should have tried to revive comercial failures as part of their launch lineup instead of launching with the sequel to the 5th best selling game of all time
Why?

>>719092126
if nintendo doesn't want to be judged harshly then maybe they shouldn't upcharge for cheap to make games and hardware

>it will be pirated/emulated at day 1 hahahaha
>fast forward 2+ months
>no piracy/emulation
>the cope suddenly changed to "i-it has no games worth to pirate/emulate"
you faggots truly are going to seethe for another 8 years lmao

>>719093332
the cope is that you think anyone is getting motivated enough to crack it with the pathetic lineup

>>719093619
worked for the PS5.

>>719084416
Playstationbros... Switchuds took our game...

>>719093923
57 months out vs 3 months out

>>719073010 (OP)
it took switch 1 over a year before it was hackable, and even longer for it to be retard proof. just be patient

>>719081786
>>719081986
also they are vegans who are getting by with pirated media instead of proper consumption

>>719073010 (OP)
But its would be emulated day one Isnt?

>>719076597
Sure snoy, suuure

>>719084416
Wtf? Did nintendo finally conquered europe?

>>719073010 (OP)
no games
no good games

>>719097915
Yeah, that's a good description of the PS5.

>ctrl+F
>no games
>34 results
Holy shit that's a lot of cope. I get it, you're too poor to afford video games, so you claim everything is bad.

>>719097915
> 4 games
> 2 good games
PS5 and SeriesXfags don't understand this.

when xenoblade or fe get another game

this year has been terrible for nintendo next game are crap pokeshit lol another low effort slop mogged by digimon time stranger and palworld, metroid still not news,kirby another slop, sony won so hard

>trying to sell my switch 2
>nobody’s interested in buying it
FUGG

>>719098109
imagine admitting you managed to stupid your way into solipsism

>>719075306
>F-Zero
>Revive

Still waiting on Update 1.7

*Skeleton wait table tapping*

>>719076889
Enjoy your banned bricked consoles

>>719098705
Stop trying to sound smart retard, all of you poors are coping so hard it's ridiculous.

>>719099328
nintendo hardware has no value, all people want are the games of which there aren't any yet

>>719093923
>17 playable games
So like half the library

>>719073010 (OP)
Based

>>719073571
This

>>719099328
My pc with all peripherals is almost 6000 dollars though, your dogshit handheld is for sure overpriced but still

>>719089250
>only stutter in the game, can't pull up any other example

>>719100262
30fps in new games on new hardware isn't acceptable to people outside of your cult

>>719100262
As someone who has played the game the King K. Rool fight at the end can stutter like that as well. But obviously the shitposter doesn't know that and uses the same webm of the Void Kong fight over and over.

>>719100382
You accept it on a Steam Deck, you can accept it here. You act like it's the whole game. Plus, it'll probably be patched eventually anyway.

>>719089250
This looks like fucking trash how is it running so poorly? Any PC game would get annihilated in reviews for running like this in 2025 yet tendie shit is always universally praised even if the games aren't even good either.

>>719100582
deck is a 3 year old device meant to play older and less demanding games, it's not a primary device unless you want it to be one
meanwhile this is what you get from flagship brand new official nintendo hardware, you can't have it any better if you tried

the switch 2 WON
nintendo has WON

>>719100617
PC games tend to run into more problems than the Steam Deck when it comes to optimization. Don't get me started on Sony's and Microsoft's trashes.

>>719100691
their customers are getting FUCKED HARDER THAN EVER
click here to find out why sales are ALL THAT MATTERS ANYWAY

You can tell what caused today's schizo meltdown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B7zgcLApTc

>>719100687
Switch 2 was never meant to be a 9th gen console, it has some future proof stuff in it but it's about as powerful as a PS4/ Steam Deck while being slightly weaker but more efficient than the Steam Deck. Anyone jumping into a Nintendo console and expecting power is a retard, just like those dumb fucks that claimed it would be more powerful than the Xbox Series S, lol.

>>719100382
Like the other anon said, 30fps was suddenly fine with the Steam Deck a few years ago with the recent games back then, such as Elden Ring, Armored Core 6, Lies of P, etc. You're not exactly fooling anyone with your double standards, might as well just admit you're an autist.

>>719100762
This but on PS5 microtransaction market lmao.

>>719100868
it's not the PS5's fault that it's an old ass system with a shitty cpu that they never upgrade for the pro model

>>719100941
no one is buying the deck to play newest shit, pc has an enormous library already
meanwhile that's the whole point of consoles to begin with
you buy the deck for portability, you buy the switch because nintendo wants to play toymaker and is awfully bad and stingy at it

>>719100582
If a game ran this badly on the deck you can stream it from your pc, with switch games you just have to take it

>>719101239
Why would you buy a Nintendo console for anything other than exclusives? You get a PC/Steam Deck for everything else.

>>719076525
>>719076889
Let's be real, the only thing that's been shown is how gullible and desperate people are for wanting a Switch 2 Emulator because 'fuck nintendo' and getting themselves scammed as a result.
I'm just waiting for more of them to come along.

>>719100901
nintendo could've EASILY just slapped a big heatsink on the switch 2 soc, doubled clockspeeds across the board and sold it without the screen or battery
then it'd at least have some power
as it stands this is an awful half measure that doesn't appeal to outsiders, the battery and screen are too shit to be handheld, the soc is too slow to be docked

>>719101346
at that point you might as well ask yourself why you're even buying into their scheme to begin with
their games would play better ported onto anything else

>>719101346
Sorry anon, you have to understand that these people just can not conceive the idea that anyone with a Switch usually has a second platform to play games on as well.
You have to have one or the other, not both.

>>719101239
>no one is buying the deck to play newest shit
uh huh sure keep telling yourself that
The official Steam Deck page literally features the most played games that came out in 2022 ~ 2023 (Diablo IV, Deep Rock Galatic, Baldur's Gate 3, Elden Ring, Hogwarts Legacy) so basically around the hardware's release.
https://store.steampowered.com/steamdeck/
>>719101346
Switch has been my main gaming machine for nearly everything and the Switch 2 is bound to be the same, I don't exactly anything else since the game library on Nintendo alone is already pretty huge.

>>719101650
>shovelware and Nintendo shovelware
No idea how you can limit yourself to only children's games and playing them at 360p 20 fps, man I wish I had such low standards I'd probably be a lot happier in life

>>719100687
Switch 2 is 2022 hardware, nintendo mistake was put it on hold for 3 years

>>719101650
the vast majority of those are either old or low spec, what are you on about

>>719101459
Better box a 5060

>>719101853
So the games you get to play on PC, but that I do on the Switch instead, are "shovelware" now? huh quite the pessimistic guy.
>>719101872
You simply want to ignore that people bought a Steam Deck to play the latest PC releases on it, even if it means having to deal with lower specs and everything tied to it.

why did video games die?

>>719101459
Nintendo doesn't need power, Sony's and Microsoft's failures are a shining example of that.

>>719101626
I understand, anon. They're poor.

>>719101650
>Switch has been my main gaming machine for nearly everything and the Switch 2 is bound to be the same, I don't exactly anything else since the game library on Nintendo alone is already pretty huge.
My man

>>719101557
Nintendo makes fun games that get me to buy their hardware, they even have those games use their hardware features. Nintendo gives you a reason to get their hardware, Valve has that creative spirit within them too. Sony and Microsoft stop caring about these things, hell Microsoft stop creating tech demos which shows how little they care about gaming as a whole and is another reason why I stop buying their products.

>>719102072
people bought the deck because they want something portable and at best are trying to bruteforce shit onto it
that's not the regular usecase and you'd know that if you bothered to actually look at the list

>>719102092
>nintendo doesn't need to make their games not an eyesore to play for age groups above toddlers that know what framerates are

>>719102092
>I understand, anon. They're poor
I just don't like Nintendo games and am not interested in Mario and Zelda, not sure why you tendie faggots find it so hard to believe that maybe someone is just not interested in your games. I spent thousands on my pc pretty sure I can afford to buy a switch 2 except I don't fucking want one

>>719102246
the reason you buy nintendo hardware is because they lock their games behind it
anything else is just cope
if people could pick between portability and just getting a snoybox with actual reasonable performance and could play their games on both you damn well know nintendo hardware sales would tank

>>719102320
What you want is why Sony and Microsoft have been creating the same games since the 7th, less now, and are going third party with their next consoles still basically being 9th gen consoles with the PlayStation getting AI upscaling and Xbox getting NPUs.

>>719102248
The truth of the argument was that people in general don't give a shit about framerate unless it's actually painfully slow (in the 10's and lower) and constantly at that. That's been the case for decades even.
The anon was just disingenuous in trying to shit on the Switch 2 for running games at 30fps when nobody actually cared that the Deck ran videogames at 30fps and at a lower graphic fidelity than a desktop PC too

>>719102587
>Nintendo
>not making the same games
The fuck? Lol

>>719102664
the deck is not the main way to play games on pc, you have to willingly opt into it over the greater performance of desktops and laptops
it's a concession you willingly made
you can't decide to run nintendo games on actually good hardware
the paying customer can't pay enough to not be fucked by nintendo's hatred of the user experience

>>719102348
Then why do you care what Nintendo does with their hardware?

>>719102549
>the reason you buy nintendo hardware is because they lock their games behind it
That's a good thing, I love that Valve locks their latest games behind Steam, I also liked that Valve gave us a cool Steam Deck tech demo game as well. Exclusivity matters, to say it doesn't means you're not a Nintendo player nor are you a PC player, you're just a jaded Snoy or Xbot mad those two retards went multiplat with different excuses on why they did it.

>>719102691
Your argument makes sense when it comes to the Wii era, but it's no longer the Wii era.

>>719102861
you can't possibly be real
the extinction of console exclusivity is why pc has gotten so good in the past decade
i haven't owned a console toybox in a decade now and i'm not delusional enough to shill for them when the only thing that's gatekeeping software is the corporations

>>719102854
>it's a concession you willingly made
Same as playing on a console though.
If you want the best performance and visual fidelity, you stick to an actual desktop gaming PC.
I just want to play games of various kinds including third-parties, so a Switch is far more enough for me

>>719101353
>this isn't just a big step torwards switch 2 emulation, but emulation as a whole
How did anybody fall for this shit when the tweets had pajeetspeak like this?

>>719073010 (OP)
Not really a problem because there are no games yet on the switch 2 that i want to play.

>>719103036
PC was always good, Microsoft tried to kill it but failed. Thanks to Microsoft's and Sony's incompetence, PC gaming will be getting exclusives again like it used to. You claim that exclusivity is bad but then you moved to PC because you know for a fact that's where you need to be, why get an Xbox or PlayStation if they don't have any games. Why ignore the Switch and PC gaming when they get all of the games and their own. You know I'm telling the truth. Nintendo and PC gaming is alive, PlayStation is dying and Xbox is dead.

>>719103050
>Same as playing on a console though.
can i play switch 2 games on a pc? no? it's not a concession then, it's the only option
deck is an offshoot of pc gaming that aims for portability, you know its weaknesses and its strengths and it's completely optional, you can use all the software it can run on any other pc
where's that option for nintendo?

>>719103228
this is delusional
exclusives are a result of bribes
with consoles being x86 it makes the games easy to port, it's a minimal amount of effort compared to making the damn game
sony's bribe money is clearly running out and nintendo studios are completely enslaved hence why they still exist

>>719103252
The concession that you won't get the best performance out of the hardware due of the form factor and specs, you dingus.
You're trying too hard to pretend that the /v/ermins (including yourself) don't have double standards between the Deck and Switch 2 when it comes to the performance of games.

>>719102348
>I just don't like Nintendo games
Acceptable. Then why do you enter a Nintendo thread. To be a bitch?

>>719103507
so where's the option to play nintendo games without the shit performance?
for it to be a concession there have to be options

>>719103385
>exclusives are a result of bribes
Exclusives are a result of creativity. Microsoft destroyed that with bribes that influenced Sony to do the same. Xbox's sales tanked when it lost its exclusives, PlayStation is about to witness the same fate. Devs are barely putting PC games on other stores with Steam having the most games over any PC launcher plus its own Valve games that other PC stores don't have. Exclusives work.

>>719103614
do you think that any of the nintendo's studios, if freed from the shackles of the higher ups forcing exclusivity, would willingly give up more than doubling their customer base because they're unwilling to squeeze out an easy port with fuckloads of hardware overhead?
obviously fucking not

>>719103764
But they're going to continue making games that test Nintendo's hardware so it doesn't matter. You think Valve doesn't do the same when they make new tech? I couldn't be anymore happy that Nintendo and Valve aren't like Sony and Microsoft.

>>719103961
why are you refusing to engage with the thought exercise? because you can't deny that exclusives, especially console ones, are not actually organic?

>>719104094
Why does Nintendo having exclusives make you so angry? Exclusives sell hardware, they also show the capabilities of the hardware. They're not just there for fun but shows third parties that you can do this with our hardware if you really tap into it. This is why Sony and Microsoft are retarded. You can tell instantly that both are suits with no knowledge of gaming instead being built from the ground up for video games.

>>719104285
why do you defend them when the only party they actually help are the shareholders?

>>719104338
They clearly make things for us, over listening to their shareholders on everything which is why their shareholders are happy with them. Sony and Microsoft lie to their shareholders just to keep pushing woke crap failing hard at gaming. Nintendo and Valve earned their respect despite having their corporation moments but hey, they're corporations, what can you do. No one respects PlayStation or Xbox anymore.

Took about 3 years for Switch to get anything interesting going and another 1-2 to get it to a really playable state

>>719104629
can you stop shitting out those paragraphs virtue signalling about how much you hate sony and microsoft and answer how the consumer actually benefits from having to buy an extra toybox that could easily run on pc or the toybox they already have? there's nothing in that game that demands it

>>719104762
>Took about 3 years for Switch to get anything interesting going
Breath of the Wild was a launch title.

>>719104882
>how the consumer actually benefits from having to buy an extra toybox that could easily run on pc or the toybox they already have?
It's portable.

>>719073010 (OP)
god has it been 2 months? I stopped playing it like a week after DK came out.

>>719104957
and if they don't need that like so many of the switch users that only use it docked?
why would you want it over just putting the games on a snoybox or an itx build and being able to play more stuff at greater performance
portability and its upsides and downsides should be opt in

>>719105035
Kirby tomorrow (if you haven't played FL, it seems the DLC content is fairly minor).

>>719105065
>so many of the switch users that only use it docked
Source on this? In my own empiric experience I haven't met a single person that does this.

>>719073010 (OP)
nobody wants to play donkey kong -$64 or fucking mario kart

>>719105184
I do because its battery life is like 1 hour and it's form factor is hideously uncomfortable and it runs like actual shit, it's a useless gimmick in reality because you have to stay tethered to a socketed the entire time or carry around a portable brick.

>>719105184
https://www.gamesradar.com/docked-or-undocked-these-official-nintendo-switch-study-results-are-surprising/
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2020/10/poll_do_you_play_your_switch_more_in_docked_or_handheld_mode

>>719105389
> 8%
Alright, those are the WiiU buyers that still believe that Nintendo is a home console manufacturer.
>>719105353
Anon, what the fuck did you do to your battery? I have a launch model and I still get 4 hours. I solved the ergonomic issue by ditching the JoyCons and getting some Chink replacements.

>>719082442
Any post that’s not slurping Nintendos dick is blasphemy to the average tendie.

>>719105671
anyone that primarily uses it docked could easily justify not having a handheld option if it meant getting more out of the hardware
besides you dodged as to how the consumer benefits from having more than one console and why you'd choose to play those games on a nintendo portable console over an umpc

>>719105845
Keep dancing, monkey.

>>719100691
>paying $70-$80 for indie tier games is a good thing
Grim

>>719102961
Lmao
The same company that released splatoon 2 and its dlc but called it splatoon 3
The same company that released bore of the wild and its dlc but called it tears of the $70 copy paste
That Nintendo?

>>719105876
>anyone that primarily uses it docked could easily justify not having a handheld option if it meant getting more out of the hardware
Yeah, 8% of users so around 15 million guys, that's not enough for a specific console to exist.
> why you'd choose to play those games on a nintendo portable console over an umpc
Price and Optimization. Nintendo games bring their A game, see the Xenoblade series, Smash Ultimate, MK 8 Deluxe or the Zelda duology. Black magic developers.

>>719104882
Buy getting fun tech demos, new ips, and their favorite franchises done in new ways.

>>719106334
Saaaaar
Buy the needful

>>719084727
Battle League was so trash that tendies had to buy sportslop to cope.

>>719106380
But he ain't buying a PS5

>>719106220
They also gave me Mario Odyssey, DK Bananza, Metroid Dread, the first 3D Kirby game, and more.

Was pretty funny when poorfags were tricked into downloading a pride flag virus.

>>719106445
Harsh but true.

>>719106308
>price
Only game company greedy enough to charge $80 for base games that look like switch 1 games. Aka greed

>>719106334
*By

>>719106380
It was a typo

>>719106491
Hey nice cope in moving the goal post tendie.

>>719106334
Indian marketers are a plague

Pirate here, the cringe type that posts pirate hat memes and crashes every thread telling everyone that I pirated the game they bought even though no one ever asked. I can confirm, we lost.

>>719106545
>The system price was $220-$280 for almost 7 years
We had it too good. If youd didn't mind second hand you could nab one for as cheap as $150.

>>719106308
>specific console
they could just take the same damn motherboard and take off the controllers, screen and battery, increase the clocks and stick a big heatsink on it
metal and plastic are cheaper than the peripherals required for portability
and yes, tech illiteracy and financial myopia has always been the selling point of consoles
can you justify why the need for someone who already has more performant hardware to need to buy a console to play games?

>>719073010 (OP)
And no games

>>719106860
>can you justify why the need for someone who already has more performant hardware to need to buy a console to play games?
No, that was never the point. I was justifying the existence of portables.
I don't care bout your crusade against consoles.

>>719106860
>they could just take the same damn motherboard and take off the controllers, screen and battery, increase the clocks and stick a big heatsink on it
Sony tried that with the PS TV and didn't work, only the Vita userbase showed up, so your argument has been tried and invalidated already.

>>719106619
See>>719106565

>Hey nice cope in moving the goal post tendie.
Not cope, they give me fun games, so I purchase their consoles. What does Sony and Microsoft give?

>>719106619
Especially those from Sony India.

>It doesn't need exclusives
>It doesn't need a good battery life
>inadequate storage doesn't matter
>The screen ghosting doesn't matter
>The low brightness doesn't matter
>overheating doesn't matter
>It doesn't need an OLED screen
>Games being €80 doesn't matter

>>719106759
What the fuck are you talking about you little faggot?

>>719107149
>Nintendo doesn’t make the same games
>yes they do
>okay not during the switch period
>gets shown he’s full of shit
>I like their games
Not a cultist btw

>>719076597
can i get the mario kart world OST rip?

>>719107408
>Not a cultist btw
Who said I wasn't one, I'm also a Valve cultist so make that as you will. I simply hate PlayStation and Xbox and that's because I used to own those consoles and know how Sony and Microsoft are.

>>719107131
nintendo doesn't have a home console to compete with itself

>>719107547
Be careful or else he'll force you to watch his favorite YouTube channel

lmao people were right that Snoys were going to start attacking the very idea of exclusives now that Sony has given up on it

>>719076434
That’s the thing. They have games ready for releasing but they figured out how to stagger releases to maximize profits.

>>719107131
It's funny how some games are unplayable on PSTV, like Disgaea 3.

>>719107623
I hate Indians so much, it's UNREAL

>>719107627
Ever notice how it’s only you tendies that mention snoy?

>>719107627
exclusives are literally the only reason why consoles are even relevant to anyone with basic tech literacy
it doesn't take a genius to notice that there's nothing that actually ties them to any system

>>719107547
Congrats on being the first tendie to ever admit it saar

>>719107735
Keep dancing, monkey. Especially since you were laughed out of the other thread you were seething at.

>>719107809
>He finally admits to being an Indian

>>719073010 (OP)
>nintendo derangement losers are so mindbroken they're refusing to see the real world and are cycling back to crying that every nintendo game is $80
are they going to start crying that the console doesn't come with the dock again soon?

>>719106897
it already has more than before the end of the year than lifetime PS5 nigga

>>719107809
Why do you street shitting pajeets always call others pajeets? Is it because I made a typo typing buy instead of by due to typing too fast? I hate your race and your people and I'm glad you're getting kicked out here. Hope one day, one of our nukes just accidently hits India.

>>719107716
It does put into perspective who are the people most willing to defend Sony.

>>719107970
they're selling you 2020 silicon, a glacial screen, a phone battery and low tech controllers and cheap to make games for premium prices

>>719107627
>>719107786
It's not Snoys, faggot, it's the rising cost of developing games, instead of console warring use your brain.

Nintendo sooner or later will also have to port their games to other platforms.

t.pcfag who likes nintendo games

>>719108081
>only tendies are allowed to call others Indians when they make typos
Nah

>>719108107
Odd. They're not selling the PlayStation Portal.
>>719108094
Here's this one too.

>>719073625
>>719075028
eric
you lost
and got raped

>>719107970
I'm getting so tired of Snoys and Xbots, can they rope themselves already.

>>719100762
nintendo fans get games
sony fans dont.

NINTENDO WON.

>>719107970
really fucking sad that there's already basically 3 times more exclusives no strings attached on switch 2 than PS5 jesus christ

>>719108108
nintendo execs would rather have their pinkies chopped off than give the consumers a reason to not buy their toys

>>719073010 (OP)
I'm still wagering the hack will come out arround the same time as Pokemon. Probably going to be a modchip given that the scene is pretty adamant about the software being airtight.

>>719108108
>>719108146
Shut up, pajeets

>>719108179
sony slop is actually expensive to make so their prices are higher
nintendo games are incredibly cheap, the hardest workers are the level designers
the snoybox is sold at a loss
the tendiebox is sold at a premium despite clearly not being a premium product

DANCE FOR ME, YOU BRAZILLIAN MACACO SUBHUMAN.

>>719108427
This is the funny thing tendies refuse to understand. Nintendo makes indie tier games and then has the balls to charge $80 for them.

>>719108501
>mfw "indie tier games" MOGS the entire gaming industry.

nintendo won.
sony went third party and lost.

>>719108283
It's kill or be killed, that's how business operates, it doesn't care about kiddy shit like console warring only about survival.

If there's money to be made, it will be made.

>>719108572
>tendie thrilled he gets to pay $80 for indie games
Grim

>>719108108
Nintendo still has exclusives because they both know how to keep their budgets in check and also know how to make games and IP that people will buy systems for. I don't see that changing soon unless they decide to pivot to only making movie games or GaaS like SIE has.

>>719108672
sony lost to a indie tier game company.

>>719108771
It's what happens when they charge $110 for TLOU for the 9th time.

>>719108685
>Nintendo still has exclusives because they both know how to keep their budgets in check and also know how to make games and IP that people will buy systems for.
This is true.

Although keep in mind that Sony and Microsoft started with the whole port your exclusives during the PS4PRO/XB1 era.

Guess which era Nintendo finally reached with the Switch 2? It might not even happen this generation, but the Switch 3 likely reaching PS5/XBX or more levels of computational power, yea the chances will increase a lot.

>>719108827
How many times has Nintendo rereleased breath of the wild anon?

The September Directs are going to be plenty, one for Mario's 40th Anniversary and the other a general Direct, the Mario one is obviously going to have big titles like Super Mario Maker 3, the first DLC wave for Mario Kart World, Super Mario Bros Wonder Switch 2 Edition with new content, and at least a few other titles slated for later this year/early next.

>>719108921
1 if you count the dlc for some reason.

>>719109014
>tendie hoping for DLC for the most expensive game ever, a game that doesn’t exist, and another paid performance patch since there’s fuck all left releasing
Grim

>>719109093
>wii u
>switch
>switch 2
Seems like tendies shouldn’t throw stones in glass houses anon
>the price of the 8 year old Wii U game actually went up
lol

>>719108685
This

>>719108921
Literally just the switch 2 edition. The wii u and the switch version were released on the same day lol

>>719109212
>he counts same say releases as re-releases
c'mon, macaco. i know you are fucking stupid, but stop being like this.

>>719109310
Lol
Classic tendie “doesn’t count”
>price of 8 year old Wii U game goes up
>doesn’t even come with the DLC
Oh no no no no

>>719109316
hes also trying to count a free patch as a full on re-release
the absolute STATE of snoys

>>719108908
Not him but that was because Sony and Microsoft were retarded, went full corporate, overblew their budgets, put focus on live-service, and went woke. They also went for expensive hardware over cheap hardware like Nintendo does.

I don't care if there's never an emulator. I didn't play a single switch game even with emulation from the beginning, and I wouldn't play tendoid garbage if the switch 2 emulator was perfected today.

>>719109451
https://a.co/d/gCPcdim
>completely fucking lies that this isn’t it’s own release
The absolute state of tendies.

>>719109526
>He says as he gets scammed for the 5th time for an "emulator" that is another virus that opens a video

>>719109568
not clicking your CP link snoy

>>719109568
Keep dancing, monkey. If you keep doing a good job your daddy Cacioppo will give you some of his tit milk.

>>719109663
Lmao sorry Amazon is not viewed as proof tendie
Want me to link it from your friend’s own website?

>>719109663
Yeah, that's a link to CP.

>>719109526
now you dont care, pathetic brazilloid.
suffer more.

Nintendo: this switch 1 game will run on the switch 2, heres an update patch to let it use the switch 2's hardware better, also heres a $10 DLC if you want it
vs
Sony: Give us $110 for this PS3 game we've sold to you 5 other times at full price

>>719108908
TotK already cost about as much as TLoU2 supposedly. The difference is that's THE high outlier for Nintendo's output rather than the norm. 3D Zelda and 3D Mario are the only Nintendo games that are going to be pushing the envelope like that. It's very easy to stay modestly budgeted when you aren't chasing superfluous production value and graphical fidelity.
I'm also a little doubtful Switch 3 will be a portable PS5. Unless software development makes serious strides before then I could see Nintendo being comfortable with a better CPU, a bit more RAM, and a GPU that's not much more powerful but has newer Nvidia tech. Gen 9 is the gen where hardware fully outpaced software imo.

>>719109597
I have a 10+ year old GGn account, I assure you I have 0 issues with piracy and emulation.
>>719109753
I'm a White American with a high end pc. I simply have no interest in playing tendieslop.

>>719108685
>>know how to make games and IP that people will buy systems for
>the same company that made 1-2 switch, welcome tour, and drag x drive

Why do people get angry when you mention that some things can't be emulated?

>>719109862
Saar thank you for doing the needful for Sony saar

>>719109862
>I'm a White American with a high end pc. I simply have no interest in playing tendieslop.

sure you are, macaco.

>>719109909
Did you have a point that you wanted to make?

>>719109862
This dude calls everyone who shits on Nintendo Brazilian
Idk who the fuck lives rent free in his head but I’m glad he’s mentally unwell.

>>719109909
>What are different teams
Everyone knows it took all of Sony's firepower to launch Concord, but please.

>>719109978
cope all you'd like, tendie, but at least try to lose some weight while you're at it.

>>719110040
Good going, monkey. Do you want it, hm? Want some Cacioppo titty? Want a tiny bit of Cacioppo titty milk?

>>719109815
>The difference is that's THE high outlier for Nintendo's output rather than the norm
So are we just gonna pretend like they didn’t just release a new mario kart for $80 (even more than TotK) that took 8 years to develop?

>>719109440
>talking about the amount of times BOTW was rereleased
>"B-BUT DLC AND PRICE INCREASE!!"
Nigga what?

>>719109526
>in case anyone was wondering I am a PC vegan
What causes this happen so much on the Internet?

>snoys try to cry that nintendo is "anti-consumer"
>being anti-consumer is when you don't let third parties release cash grab ports

>>719110110
post hand and timestamp.

>>719109815
>I'm also a little doubtful Switch 3 will be a portable PS5
The technology already partially exists, a RTX 3070ti Mobile is stronger than a PS5. All they need to do is make it more efficient and less power hungry.

>>719110221
post bathroom scale and timestamp first and i will.

>>719110110
He’s been seething in multiple threads. He thinks everyone who insults his friends is one person.
This one time I showed him my copy of DK tech Demo-nanza and he started to cope that it was my friends copy.
I’m glad he’s suffering in his own mental prison and god willing takes his own life.

>>719110314
of course you are bullshitting, subhuman macaco.

NINTENDO WON
sony lost.

suffer more.

>>719110403
i posted my pc specs you illiterate brown 60iq fucktard. fuck sony.

also no games lmao

>>719109909
>what is varied output
>what are experimental games that cost relatively little to make

>>719110318
>Projection as a sign of admission yet again
He's so close to admitting he's a lolcow.

>>719110489
Dude
One time I was shitting on the $70 DK tech demo and after posting proof that I had both a switch 2 and the game he wanted me to prove I actually bought the system.
He is not well.

>>719109959
turdworlders and brownoids mad that they can't get thing for free

>>719110497
Indeed. What makes someone seethe about Nintendo for nine years now?

>>719110631
who's seething? we are laughing at fat faggots with no standards or taste

>>719110676
Looks like you're seething to me, PC vegan.

>>719110676
If nintendo games are shit why do you want to emulate them so badly?

why do stupid people think 2 months is an eternity? i don't even think they found the initial switch exploit for almost a year

>>719110792
refer to >>719109526

>>719110749
What else can they do? They have no games and Sony is going third party.

>>719110842
>coping this much

>>719110842
refer to >>719110186

>>719110885
Tendies acting high and mighty when all these have is a $70 tech demo is hilarious.
And the rest of the year is full of switch 1 games, which don’t count since they’re multiplats.
Grim.

Nintendo games are LITERALLY the only singleplayer games worth playing. That's why snoyggers and pcshitters are so mad about it.

>>719111068
LOL
LMAO EVEN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>719111128
explain the incessant emulator begging and the hate nintendo is getting right now because shitters like you cannot play for free anymore.

>>719110975
Gonna cry? It's all you've been doing for the last decade.
Especially when said "tech demo" is far more successful than Sony's last game. The one that I'd considered the biggest media failure in all recorded history.
Congratulations on beating Atari's E.T.!

>>719111128
>instant seethe to prove the post right

>>719110161
Two is more than one but it's not enough to establish a clear pattern. I doubt the $80 tag is because they needed to but more so that they could get away with it. Bananza also took a long time to make and it was still $70. Mario Kart is also a poor example since empirical data shows it absolutely can sell enough to be profitable on just one platform.
>>719110310
I didn't say it was impossible just that I could see Nintendo not going for a drastic power increase. These past five years have shown that aiming above PS4 level fidelity and power is a fucking disaster. I can see all but the biggest of devs stagnating around the PS4 level. Especially if Switch 2 does really well.

>>719111068
yeah maybe if you're trans

>>719111208
>incessant emulator begging
source: it came to me in a dream
>>719111234
you must be a leftoid, they're the only ones who confuse laughter with seething like this

>>719111370
absolutely mad. pathetic.
Nintendo won. Remember that.

>>719110975
I just think it's funny the game company you all thought was going to go full third party ended up killing both the playstation and xbox

>>719111382
forced fake laughing when asshurt is lefty 101
fitting for snoys

>>719111547
>snoys
is there anyone more buckbroken than tendies? for the 5th time, i only play on pc.

>>719111382
>He says as he seethes 24/7 for 9 years

>>719111429
cool sis, still not buying your shitty tablet enjoy your internet win on behalf of a billion dollar corp

>>719111632
Yeah, snoys like you who pretend to own a PC.

>>719111068
This, only other singleplayer game I'm waiting on is Half-Life 3.

>>719073010 (OP)
there might not be piracy, but I'm forced to play indie games like vampire survivors or tokyo racer x . Too much adhd to sit through story driven exprience with cutscenes or text. Once I see some discounts I might pick dynasty warrior style games more

>>719111652
that's cool. But you will be mad for the next 8 years again.

>>719111717
This, I rather just own a Steam Deck and get a Steam Deck 2, they run Metal Gear Solid Delta without stutter that comes with Windows.

>>719111068
>tendies live day in and day out being this delusional

>>719111806
see >>719111208

>>719111765
Not mad at all, I got a good gaming pc and an endless catalog of video games to play

>>719111869
>He says as he seethes for another 8 years

>>719110975
so fucking what? next week everyone's gonna be playing Silksong and you can play that one on your 2017 Switch 1.

>nintendo games are taking much longer to develop compared to 10 years ago
>even though they no longer have the portable department
>and somehow the games are shittier than 10 years ago and way less innovative

What the fuck is going on?

>>719111869
>I got a good gaming pc and an endless catalog of video games to play
it can't play switch 2 games though

>>719107408
They keep the price frozen for years so it was cheap as fuck to get in. A couple days of flipping burguers for the biggest poorfags there, or a couple weeks for thirdies.
Still the Switch2 is the cheaper option today.

>>719112043
switch 2 games?

>>719107585
And so? The concept failed. Seems like moving a goalpost.
>>719107694
Probably a case of spagetti code.

my pc can play Switch 1 games better than a Switch can and i still went the entire consoles lifespan without playing one because they're all dogshit and/or the worst version of multiplats

>>719112087
yes. the switch 2 has more games in 2 months than the ps5 in 5 years.

>>719112164
meant to reply to >>719111958 this faggot

>>719112032
you just lied 3 times.

>>719112164
We know, vegan. Why are you in this thread?
This is a Switch 2 thread, you can't emulate it yet.

snoyggers tongue my anus.

>>719112082
Them keeping the price frozen for years was greed. Every other console had a discount after far less time.
Your cock sucking is impressive.

>>719112239
why do you randomly bring up the ps5 like I give a fucking shit about that, fucking obsessed, your only defense of your dogshit tablet is against another worthless shitbox it's pretty sad

>>719112487
>Every other console had a discount after far less time.
When did the PS5 or Series X got a discount?

>>719112395
>yet
i never will, lmao

>>719073010 (OP)
I mean, there's only a handful of worthwhile exclusives. The buff it gives to Switch 1 games can be mimicked by the Switch 1 emus.

Once it gets 5+ ww 'lusives then it might be worth emu devs jumping.

>>719073010 (OP)
No wonder, it's for children anad zoomers can't hack shit

>>719112567
I won't bet against it, I never expected an easy Xbox360 exploit and it only took 20 years.
Maybe they get a NS2 emulator in a decade.

>>719112528
nintendo won.
seethe.

>>719109959
Sony has been made fun of for having no games for almost 20 years now
and when the switch came out and in one month had more games than the ps4 and ps5's entire lifetime it triggered the snoys a lot.
their favorite cope was "w-w-w-well switch has no games because i can emulate them!!!!!"
Now switch 2 is shaping up to be another smash hit and the mindbroken snoys can't cry about emulation since there is no emulator, and in fact they've been scammed by fake emulators 4 times in the past month
This image is practically burned into the brain of every sony cultist and is driving them more and more insane

>>719112574
You don't really have a choice since it's never getting emulated

>>719073010 (OP)
Once they reveal the new Zelda the malding will be off the charts.

>>719112602
This is true, the mentally ill fags here forget that the biggest market are kids, woman and normalfags.

>>719112689
I don't think we are getting anything until the movie for some brand synergy.

I am unironically having more fun with the cripple wheelchair game than either MK Woke or DK Trananza

>>719112674
imagine being a fucking snoygger at this point.
it's fucking insane. Not even segafags where like this. At least they had games.

>>719111361
>I didn't say it was impossible just that I could see Nintendo not going for a drastic power increase.
The jump from the PS4 to PS5 was really small anon.

>These past five years have shown that aiming above PS4 level fidelity and power is a fucking disaster. I can see all but the biggest of devs stagnating around the PS4 level.
You don't seem to understand what's going on in the vidya industry at all. We're still make PS4 level fidelity games while requiring PS5 or more computational power.

My biggest example is Monster Hunter Wilds.

Nintendo will need to amp up the power of the Switch 3 to run games that should've been possible on the PS4.

Third part game developers are outsourcing Nintendo/Sony and Microsoft and if you're a PC gamer, they're outsourcing your PC hardware.

>>719112808
>movie
I completely forgot about that.

>>719112689
>botw 1.3
>same map again
>all for $90

>>719113004
>They manage to make underwater levels fun
Would be worth it just for that.

>>719113004
My hope is that we'll at least get a new map since there's no way we're not getting more Aomenus with the rousing success of the last two. But there will be a lot of seethe either way.

>>719112395
the snoy has to stay in the thread playing pretend, he has no games to play

>>719073010 (OP)
Why are people getting this much hardcore fomo for a console when the majority of the games so far can either be played on the Switch 1 or can be gotten later when the console has more games?

>>719113132
people were desperate for a switch upgrade. That and because they know they will get the games they like.

>>719113089
I hope they spit on you cultists again and give you the same fucking map.

>>719113250
I didn't buy BoTW or ToTK, so idk who's the cultist you're talking about here. You sure seem upset.

>>719073010 (OP)
Its only been two months, calm down, zoom zoom.

>>719113089
They already said it’d be a new world didn’t they?

>>719112680
I mean that's fair too. We have so much we can emulate as-is.

>>719113250
Sure, and you will get another TLoU remaster/remake lmao.

>>719073571
To be fair there's only two new Nintendo games, so literally not missing much.

>>719113351
I personally want it to be off-Hyrule completely but I think they said that, yeah.

>>719109212
it came out on the wii u and switch at the same time because it was a crossgen launch.

>>719113250
>snoy is so accustomed to being a good little corpo cultist for sony he can't stop projecting his gay fantasies onto others

>>719113383
But this time it's different! They remade Joel's model and lines so he's just Pedro Pascal for $150!
Don't you like Pedro Pascal?!

>>719113379
Yeah probably stick with what you can emulate

>>719113417
>IT DOESN’T COUNT!
Like I said
>wii u
>switch
>switch 2

>>719113490
>They remade Joel's model and lines so he's just Pedro Pascal for $150!
Don't give them ideas, it's frightening how possible this is.

pointing at sony reselling the last of us for $110 after selling it full price 6 other times really upsets snoys

>>719113601
no, it doesn't count because it released the same day. stop being mentally ill.

>>719112149
>The concept failed.
the concept of a home console? seriously? is that the angle you're taking here?

>>719113132
I never bought a console on launch until the switch 2 when I heard S1 games play better, that was a good enough reason for me to get one now and also to avoid the whole price increase fuckery

I just bought a Switch 2
no cap i got it solely for silksong and kirby air riders lol. savings well spent regardless.

>>719113490
If you think that's bad, they're going to redesign Ellie to look like the little goblin that plays her in the HBO show

>>719114053
>They don't redub the games
>They just reuse lines from the show
>"I'm gonna be a dad!"

>>719112836
My point is that this gen has shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that Yamauchi and Iwata were right when they said 20 years ago that the power arms race could not go on forever. Unless advancements make game development less time consuming and less expensive I think the Switch 2 is already in a good spot.

>>719113987
For a multiplat?

I wonder if all the ragebaiting on social media, FUD on 4chan and the internet becoming more brown and third world and unable to afford them and have no working emulator yet is why there is so much shitposting about the Switch 2

>>719114478
sometimes i think it's chinese shills. Why?
because nintendo is not gacha friendly and they are eating all the market.

that's why we get antijapanese and antinintendo shitposting.

>>719082579
No, PCfags are definitely the vegans of the game world. Vegans also eat the blandest food possible, which matches the Steam top 10.

>>719114478
Yes. It has nothing at all to do with Nintendo being the greediest game company. Not a single bit tendie.

>>719073010 (OP)
still no games worth playing

>>719114478
>>719114630
you people are a goddamn embarrassment

>>719114638
you want to talk about bland when nintendo just releases the same games from the same franchises with different levels?
indies are born on pc

>>719100617
PC has no games since they've all been ported to consoles, so there's nothing to specifically criticize.

>>719114696
I can't buy them being the greediest company when the most basic Playstation online tier costs more per year than the Switch's most expensive.

>>719114749
ok, chang.

>>719114764
>*indians are born on pc
Fixed. Go gamble for some knife skins now.

>>719114869
>This is the average piratefag nowadays

>>719113250
Not quite the same; it could be 66% bigger with two added layers :D

>>719114696
>*raises the price of a 5 year old console in youre path 3 times*

>>719114869
nice response? you got it off your tendie discord?
nintendo's relevance hinges on spamming zelda, pokemon and mario

>>719115124
Don't forget the update that underclocks it!

>>719115124
This is the part when you tell me Nintendo doing the same for the switch 1 and the switch 2 accessories doesn’t count

>>719115124
Just remember you voted for that.

>>719115163
i wish we had mainline zelda and mario every year.

>>719114478
>So the source of all this seething and coping is because they can't afford/pirate it?
You finally figured it out

>>719114869
This is literally no different than Eric trying to paint all Nintendo fans as being the same as some gay Brazilian on Twitter. Anti-PC fags are as annoying as the mustard race itself.
>>719114175
I have to wonder if the behind the scenes of the show has been a little blackpilling for ol' Neil. Besides being faced with the realization that you're only cut out for writing context to justify gameplay you also have to watch, as an outsider to the system, while Hollywood fucks up your work.

>>719115529
Fuck that jew.
And no one is on the same level as tendies pretending everyone who says a bad thing about their friends is the same person.

>>719115529
Don't forget said gay Brazilian is a snoy like him.

>>719114478
as long as the only avenue to play nintendo games is through a pathetic weak tablet they don't deserve any credit
you're getting swindled on shit hardware and are defending it

>>719073010 (OP)
imo, piracy shouldn’t happen on a console until the next gen system arrives
>>719073571
I doubt “poorfags” could emulate switch 2 even if a good emulator for it existed

>>719115659
>Seethes immediately, proving his point
You're the biggest retard in this board's history and that's saying something.

>>719111068
This. I hope MP4 will be great

I think you made him mad bros

>>719115670
show me better hardware for the price of a nintendo switch 2.

and i mean the full package, including detachable controllers and a dock.

>>719115670
No one is defending the Playstation Portal.

>>719114764
>indies are born on pc
And I am eternally grateful that you donated to their patreon and beta tested for me. There's nothing quite like owning games you enjoy.

>>719113834
The concept of offering a desk version of a portable. If you are going to pretend to be retarded you might go to reddit or twitter and get some upvotes.

>>719115163
yes, I'm from the tendie discord
we all hate indians there, they are dirty and snoys

>>719115758
Yeah. It's not a system seller for me, but once I do have an S2 it's a certain buy.

>>719115790
i love how mad the macaco is. i can't wait for the inevitable heart attack induced from pure rage.

>>719115818
>nintendo allows infinite slop
>takes months for pizza tower to come out
this still angers me

>>719115818
that's a nice box.

>>719115790
It's 3 seethe threads now.

>>719115882
Your inevitable suicide will happen before that.

>>719116017
>He says as he becomes more and more of a lolcow

>>719116017
claro, macaquinho.

>>719115803
tell me why paying the portability tax is necessary for a console with docked mode

>>719115815
true
yet people are defending the slowest ips screen this decade, a phone tier battery and silicon contemporary with consoles released 5 years later

>>719115937
Please excuse Nintendo. They were looking for ways to sue the creators for patent infringement before remembering the US courts would fuck them silly. They had to seethe about it for a few months.

>>719115818
>worse unmoddable version later down the line

>>719116017
Not using the inevitable end catchprase?
You mad.

>>719116126
>tell me why paying the portability tax is necessary for a console with docked mode
why should i explain that?
You are buying a hybrid console and the technology, battery, screen, dock and detachable controllers are not free.

if want a desktop machine get a series s.

>>719115818
Kek based

>>719115860
yes, it's totally the same
it's not like sony already has home console lines that make this thing redundant and nintendo has not released a home console in 10 years or something

>>719116237
>Mentally ill tendie now thinks I’m someone else
>again
Jesus how many people am I?

>>719115163
>nice response?
Thanks, but I don't need some thirdie to tell me what I already know.
>>719115529
Feel called out?

>>719116241
>you are buying a hybrid console
no
you're buying a nintendo machine and are forced into a hybrid console that's mediocre at doing both

>>719115882
There's currently another group of Indians shilling the PlayStation and Xbox calling PC players vegans in another thread. lmao, those pajeets are everywhere.

>>719116392
Works on my machine

>>719116464
That was my fpbp. Sorry about your thread PC vegan.

>>719116319
>it's not like sony already has home console lines that make this thing redundant
It wasn't they didn't get the same games and it needed effort to make ports.
>>719116353
I never called you any name, so you exposed yourself all alone lmao. You retard.

>>719116571
Stop shitting on the streets and learn how to use the toilet like normal people, jeet.

>>719116464
>shilling the PlayStation and Xbox calling PC players vegans in another thread
Yes, if you are a PCfag and enter a console thread you are a vegan.
I don't think console peasants go to the PCfags thread to tell you how their "exclusives" are better and shit.

>>719116359
>Feel called out?
I own a PS5, a Switch 2, and a PC. I have no dog in something as idiotic as a console war. I just enjoy laughing at bad business decisions and platform warriors sperging out.

>>719116697
>I don't think console peasants go to the PCfags thread to tell you how their "exclusives" are better and shit.
???????????????????????????
first time here?

>>719116642
Oh I'm white, you don't have to worry about me

Tendies are deranged people. You should all be on a watch list before you hurt someone.

>>719116790
This but PC vegans

>>719115790
>He's so mad in this thread that one of the backup seethe threads he made died immediately
It seems that calling him a jeet or a macaco really sets him off.

>>719116805
Not even close. Look at this thread alone.
Steamies just care about frame rates and whether or not they need to god forbid use another launcher.

>>719116578
and? nintendo has nothing that could possibly eat into that market
that would just be a switch without the handheld mode that actually utilises the hardware
that's an autobuy for anyone who doesn't give a shit about handheld and is way better on price to performance due to being cheaper and faster

>>719116750
I don't enter PCfag threads unless it's the
>yfw 1050
t. 3060 poorfag.

>>719116790
Let's talk about that folder you keep on your desktop, sir.

>>719116790
This but snoys and their pedo VPs

>>719116873
You're not helping your case

>>719116697
PlayStation and Xbox are irrelevant now. Two companies who don't actual care about gaming deserve the bashing.

>>719116914
>and?
Keep moving the goalpost, we are out of the state already.

>>719116943
Chris, the tendies are the target.

>>719117002
>PlayStation and Xbox are irrelevant now.
They are there for the normalfag market but the retards managed to kill themselves by telling their customers that the PC versions are better and cheaper.

>>719116943
There’s a far greater chance of a tendie being a groomer bud. Or did you forget about the smash bros community?

>>719116790
>>719116805
Pajeets are retards that only know how to shit on the street, rape women, and steal everyone's job while they come into countries in droves. They need to be sent back to India and borders walls should be built there to keep them in.

>>719116790
He says while he desperately resists the temptation to threaten to slit people's "throars" again.

>>719117003
you're the one that did it by bringing up an offshoot of an offshoot as an argument
i'm just talking about their primary and sole console being offered in a dedicated home console package

>>719117079
https://youtu.be/O3FT-0FypeM?si=IkFsYbBz7SdUa5y5

>>719117079
It's tricky all the Nintendo deviants are PCfags too (speedrunners, competitivefags) while Sony advertises to troons directly and their executives are pedos.
Don't forget Microsoft that have the indian rapists as main dev force.

>>719117104
I agree

>>719117079
that's like what, 2k people at most?
meanwhile on roblox...

>>719117127
>i'm just talking about their primary and sole console being offered in a dedicated home console package
The Slim points to being primary a portable with the TV function as an extra.
They want the portable experience to be the appeal, probably a japanese touch. They already saw how a barebones box won't suceed thanks to Sony.

>>719117071
Microsoft is literally killing Xbox for AI, those in the know are saying they don't care about Xbox anymore an Xbox UI over Windows and calling it Xbox and calling it a day while pushing AI heavily. Rumors have it that both the next Xbox and PlayStation will be expensive as Microsoft and Sony are shifting to a multiplatform strategy. They're done and they're consoles are dead next gen. Nintendo already beat Sony, Valve already beat Microsoft, it's over.

>>719116790
>laughs in hourly thread screeching about Nintendo

>>719116934
I only enter those threads to collect reaction images desu
t. 4060 Ti slightly less poorfag

>>719117079
>he says while the sex pest PC vegan Ecker grooms sex trafficks children on /v/

>>719115818
I remember when acfaggot used to shill this game constantly but then stopped once the Switch Version was announced.

>>719117330
Yeah, Xbox fumbled their own standing at Micro with the expensive ActiBlizz purchase, they were building something interesting until they went full retard.

Oof. Tendie groomers really didn’t like being reminded about the smash bros community.

The guy calling everyone either a tendie or PC vegan is an pajeet, lmao
>>719115081
>>719116307
>>719116953

>>719117350
Based, I do the same, it's a comfy thread most of the time until some fag (rich or poor, doesn't matter) starts a class war or starts becoming a pseudo /biz/ thread about tariffs and jewvidia lmao.

>>719117541
Just like how you fly into a rage when you're reminded George Cacioppo is a confirmed pedophile.

Ok, ousted snoy vp, George Cacioppo.

>>719117595
All snoys are Indian. It's an open secret.

I'm trying to play online but the connection keeps fucking dropping despite 3 bars of internet. Literally no idea what to do. My PC right next to it works perfectly fine. Is the internet connection capabilities for the Switch 2 just shit? I just want to play some Smash.

>>719073010 (OP)
Because there's nothing exciting happening. Demand for a Switch 1 emulator was amped up from the start because BotW released day 1 and Mario Odyssey came out 6 months later. Switch 2 has an open world Mario Shart that literally no one likes, and Monkey Dong. That's it. No one's begging for an emulator right now. I bet there will be a playable beta shortly after Metroid 4 releases and it will be in good running order by the time the new Zelda comes out several years from now.

>groomtendies really didn’t like the smash reminder
lol why you mad tho

>>719118138
Switch 1 emu only happened fast because of Tegra X1 being well documented. We're never getting that again.

>>719118138
>Demand for a Switch 1 emulator was amped up from the start because BotW released day 1 and Mario Odyssey came out 6 months lat
It was beautiful, but cemu was king for a year or so.

>>719118138
>No one's begging for an emulator right now
>please forget the 4 times already that some scammers have tricked retarded snoys into giving them money by posting a screenshot from the switch 2 direct with a photoshop filter over it and claiming the emulator is already booting games

>>719119340
You'd think they'd learn after the first time.
The only way it'd be funnier was if it was the same guy scamming them over and over.

>>719118128
if your connection is fine then is the other dude's fault.

in any case, play arenas and not quickplay.

>>719115758
too bad its going to get brutally mogged by silksong this year

>>719119475
>I KNOW WHY

>PEOPLE BUY A SWITCH WITH SOME GAMES TO TRY

>>719119475
>mad as fuck
4 actually.
in only two months, btw.


Also remember: NINTENDO WON, sony lost.

>>719119557
>THEY LAUGH AS PS5 GAMES FLY BY TO PC

>>719119475
>ABOUT BECOME 3

>I HAVEN'T GOT THIS FEELING SINCE I BROUGHT A WII

>>719119475
>Having to copy the memes
My condolences, snoys.

>>719119713
nintendo shouldn't have copied the pricing then

>>719119992
>nintendo shouldn't have copied the pricing then
They went further beyond.

>>719114478
Nah it's a large scale antijapan gayop, likely from multiple gubmints even (westoids chinks and gookreans).

>>719120079
Only for Sony to outpace them again.
>$800 for an underclocked console with the worst version of any multiplat available
>Especially MGS Delta

>>719119992
Nintendo was far greedy than Sony. No other company raised their base games price by $20. And on top of that keeping the same indie tier budgets.

>>719119713
I am not pro nor anti Nintendo but I want to keep doing this every time a new game comes out and see how high the number of exclusives gets. Not counting shovelware like welcome tour or DxD

>>719120179
Sony is too dead to be greedy anymore. They're on their way out. The people have spoken. Concord.

>>719120175
Last I checked the ps5 runs that game at a higher frame rate than the switch.

>>719120426
Lmao what fucking cope is this
>this other company is dead so it’s okay when my friends are insanely fucking greedy

>>719119447
Nah, it's definitely on my end, I can't even connect to a match in Mario Kart World

>>719115790
He's been shitting his pants literally all week, the only difference is his "japan has fallen, 2 more weeks for real this time goy" threads are actually getting deleted now for some reason.
My guess is the wombo combo of bad news last week kinda fucking broke him, and the humilliation conga is not even over yet now that hoyo is pulling out of kikestation and those were their last retort to pad out gachaslop numbers and try put chink and gookshit over the JP games like pokemon while technically by a loophole, not legally lying.

>>719117079
i still remember when the caco shilled roblox as more ethical than nintendo and then literally 3 days later the pedobloxgate incident happened

>>719120574
Yeah, I noticed his Shazam attempt was quickly deleted, hilarious. I think even mods are tired of him.

>>719120574
>and the humilliation conga is not even over yet now that hoyo is pulling out of kikestation and those were their last retort to pad out gachaslop numbers and try put chink and gookshit over the JP games like pokemon while technically by a loophole, not legally lying.
qrd? it would explain why the gachaslop reports got delayed again

>>719120527
Nintendo isn't insanely greedy. If they were they would have MTX and lootboxes in every game like valve.

>everyone pretending like Nintendo is going NOGAEMZ when the other publishers are putting out like 1-2 games in an entire fucking generation
I dont get it

>>719120790
TLDR:
>First when PTCG released they panicked and had to put all chinkshit gachaslop servers together to barely be on par with PTCG's "global" numbers.
>Mind you this is when 90% of the revenue for pokemon TCG is literally just japan alone, which we can track on JP app trackers which those companies use for fiscal declarations IIRC.
>Chinkies also start to vehemently refuse to add the JP PTCG server to the list, same with the idolmaster JP only game that was close to doing PTCG numbers.
>It truly was a hummiliation ritual because around that time hoyo was doing really big releases to jew out people.
>Hoyo panics and announces the nasu collab early.
You are likely here.
Now here's from what I could gather from the /r/gachagaming pisscord before they kicked me out for laughing at chinkshit.
>The nasu collab actually lost revenue wise to the global numbers of PTCG.
>The retards panicked and simply increased the "estimate" multiplier to x10 while nerfing the JP games down to x0.25.
>Even their own gacha consolewars fanboys are starting to mock them for blatantly lying.
>Out of ideas on how to pull out bullshit, they started adding the revenue reports from separate steam and PS clients to the "combined" numbers.
>Finally once again chinkshit could pretend to be over PTCG.
And then literally 5 or so days later hoyo announces they are discontinuing PS4 support plus cutting off a lot of low end phone users (a total of almost 45% of their playerbase).

>>719121221
It's just the one Sony India marketer.

Sony winning the home console war is genuinely one of the most pyrrhic victories ever.

>>719121292
>The nasu collab actually lost revenue wise to the global numbers of PTCG.
It doesn't help that, despite announcing it basically a year early and building up hype, the whole Collab could be cleared in about 3 or so hours.
Not to mention that giving Archer away for free kneecapped any potential profit.

>>719081786
It doesn't make much sense. PC has better hardware, more and better games, better services(cloudsaves), superior online and even better emulation. A vegan wouldn't care about the environment and co2 shit, and wouldn't be running super powerful hardware just to run games. Also PC can run nintendo games, the switch can't run pc games.

Besides that, there's way more pc gamers than tendies. Vegans make an extremely small portion of the population.

>>719121673
It's just a petname like tendie and snoy. Don't worry too much about it. It doesn't need to make sense.

>>719121292
>revenue is dipping
>the solution is to kill support for platforms where nearly half your users are playing
??????????????

>>719121673
>Vegan retard on the internet or IRL
Enters the conversation for no reason when no one invited him to talk shit about their superior and more moral way of life.
> PC Vegan retard on the internet or IRL
Appears when no one asks and talk shit about their superior and more moral way of life.
Enters the conversation for no reason when no one invited him to talk shit about their superior graphics and more games way of life.

There, you can stop being retarded.

>>719121839
but tendie and snoy obviously make sense, you can see the root word and the transformation clearly
sticking vegan on it makes no logical sense

>>719121839
>>719121673
It also rests on the premise that Nintendo games are naturally good and that people are obstinately refusing to acknowledge this out of petty spite, which, even as a Nintendofag, is more than a little bit presumptious.

>>719121878
and yet the first few uses of this thread bring it up with absolutely no prior mention of the platform
the users of this nuspeak are projecting and virtue signalling their hate of the platform

>>719121869
hoyo fell for the graphix meme and added forced gaytracing even to phones
picrel are the max settings possible after and before the graphical update respectively, the ps4 straight up cant handle jewtracing so it got dropped
most phone users are getting raped too because even if they can run it, they are suffering from either higher temps, way lower battery life, lower performance, or all three

>>719121996
english doesn't gave a good wordplay for pc players. Some spics call them "PCerdos" (PC + pig)

>>719122165
>bring it up with absolutely no prior mention of the platform
You are incorrect, some faggot was talking about decrypting the game and dumping them which normally is for emulation/piracy.

PC vegan has been a thing for a while, I don't know if post Election (2016) but definitely post Big Coof (2020).

>>719122240
fuck i mean above is before and bottom is after, had a brain fart

>>719121996
I can see "PC" right there anon. It's the first part of PC vegan. Are you telling me to stop saying it? Because I will never do this for you.

>>719122240
>only 4GB VRAM usage
honestly not bad for RT implementations. RIP to SEAmonkey phones doe

>>719122025
It has nothing to do with Nintendo actually.

>>719122276
>Some spics call them "PCerdos" (PC + pig)
i find it fucking bizarre on the famitsu threads and general caco threads there's so many people talking about spic gaming culture, yet i still find it so interesting as fun facts nonetheless

>>719122276
Idk I think people are just uncreative. Though one of the ones I tried using is on the blacklist it seems. Ngreedia being the high mark for plays on Nvidia isn't very encouraging.

>>719122394
it should be PCarnies
because we're swallowning those sizzling tendies

>>719122025
I am a poorfag and only recently bite the bullet on buying a switch 1 to play stuff.
Something I never see people point out but unironically surprised me is how nintendo games invade the "I have nothing to play, can't choose, I will shitpost and doomscroll all day instead" bubble.
This switch was intended to be used exclusively for JRPGs while not giving a shit about first party nintendo games, yet I can't keep myself out of MK8, every time I get as little as 15 mins of free time I grab the thing to run anther attempt to 3 star a 150cc cup.
I legitimately don't know how the fuck can nintendo do this.

>>719122779
Nothing is stopping you from saying PCarnies, PC vegan.

>>719073010 (OP)
>Yep, Nintendo piracy is dead.
Switch 2, sure.

But I own every last NES, SNES and N64 rom, every GC, Wii and Wi U (lol) iso. And they're incredibly easy to play.

>>719112881
*farts on you*

>>719122334
no it's not
>Searching for posts that contain ‘pc vegan’. 2142 results found.
>Searching for posts that contain ‘pc vegan’ and posts after 2006-01-01 and posts before 2020-01-01. 44 results found.
and most of those pre 2020 results are completely unrelated
you people are obviously astroturfing this

>>719122959
Enjoy those amazing Nintendo games, PC vegan!

i have nothing against the concept of PC gaming
steamgoys need to kill themselves due to actively being a cult for the company that created always online DRM, DRM for mods (while being more hostile to workshop rehosters than nintendo is to rom sites) and proliferating lootboxes on PAID vidya like CSGO was when lootboxes were introduced
oh and don't forget glorified NFTs with the durability/wear system on csgo skins

>>719123026
>It is post Big Coof
Thanks for the remainder, getting old sucks.

>>719122831
Makes sense. I'll boot up Mario Wonder just to play a few levels sometimes.

>>719122831
>I can't keep myself out of MK8, every time I get as little as 15 mins of free time I grab the thing to run anther attempt to 3 star a 150cc cup.
Based, I do the same for World. I am a little sad that they nerfed the IA, I wanted to beat it fair and square.

>>719123036
>Enjoy those amazing Nintendo games, PC vegan!
What do you think I'm posting from, retard?
I own all the consoles with everdrives or modded to play the games not to mention I can pirate whatever PC shit is out there, not that there's been anything good recently that's worth it.

>>719123070
>always online DRM
what
>DRM for mods
what

>>719123338
Careful, he's gonna chastise you for being a pirate now.

>>719122831
nintendo stuff (and some AA jrpgs, mostly grid based DRPGs) are the only stuff to be played around 15 min intervals
a lot of zoomies are starting to call this "portable game design" but that's not really true, because not only chink gachaslop loves to waste your time like AAA games with walking talking segments etc, but being designed around 15-30 min segments was also how the best games of the snes-ps2 era were designed around
you would be surprised going back at that kind of game at how short the gameplay segments are while giving you easy exit points where to turn off the game like ending a stage or finishing a race

>>719123338
Have fun!

>>719123426
I already told him that I was playing pirated Nintendo games when he responded the first time?

>>719123481
Thanks, dude. You, too.

>>719123426
No I wouldn't. But would that be a problem for you if I did? Do you get defensive over piracy?

>>719123341
>>DRM for mods
>what
You cannot download mods from the steam workshop without owning the game.
"Mod piracy" sites that used to download and rehost mods that were uploaded to the workshop get constantly glassed with more seething anger than nintendo does to rom sites, as of 2023 those sites barely were up for longer than a few months, these days I don't think anyone even tries anymore.
While in practice this would incentivize people to buy the game to have mods, because most indie games are designed around mod content now, what actually happened is people stopped giving a fuck about mods and the "communities" around moddable games basically fucking died.

>>719123605
I've never heard of workshop rehosts getting fucked with.