Thread 719076191

Try to picture a bandicoot in your head.

>animal nobody cares or knows about
>whoa you think of the popular cartoon character first!
Bugs Bunny is more popular, and yet if you ask people to think of a bunny, they're going to think of an actual rabbit. Same with hedgehogs.

>>719076191 (OP)
>picture jumping in platformers before the crash devs invented it
Dayum it really do be naughty dawg’s world

>>719076429
See anon! Fiction affects reality. That's why we must ban lolis and violence in videogames

>>719076191 (OP)
It's just a rat, it's not hard to imagine.

>>719076191 (OP)
But reality has nothing to do with my imaginary world

Is this dude saying we need more loli hentai to erase real CP?

They look like this

try to picture nero right now

>>719076506
So people could think about actual girls and real gory murder scenarios than 2d girls and fake action scenes?

I don't understand antis
Why spend every waking moment being mad about fictional anime drawings

I can picture bandicoot in my head along with a spinning wumpa fruit

But I didn't eat a bandicoot this morning

>>719076879
woah

Picture a Blargg right now! See how beautiful he is... Fiction.... awesome

>>719076883
>he doesn't eat bandicoots for breakfast
That's why you'll never have sex.

picture you being happy
stupid nigger

>>719076879
woah

>>719076429
>woah
there you are affected

>>719076883
Heh.

>>719076570
No, he's trying to say that what you see in fiction affects reality.

>>719076191 (OP)
A MENTAL IMAGE OF WHAT?

>>719076697
should've googled for Nero burning Rom

>>719076191 (OP)
i guess women should stop having rape fantasies then

>>719076573
share model bro

>>719076191 (OP)
Can someone explain what this means
I really have no idea what this troon is talking about in the slightest

>>719077182
my imagination isn't reality, however. So this example doesn't really make sense. Bandicoots didn't suddenly change to look like a cartoon character, so fiction didn't affect reality, it affected people's imagination.

>>719077369
He is saying that fiction influences your mind. As an example, he's using a bandicoot, an animal barely anyone has actually seen real pictures of, counting on the fact that most people will only have heard of it from the Crash Bandicoot series of vidyer jems

>>719077369
It's just your standard "NO YOU HAVE TO BAN FICTION" take from a mentally ill retard.

>>719077369
Most people imagine crash bandicoot since they’ve never seen a real one, therefore loli rape games encourage targeting children and not having type A/B is trans genocide

>>719077441
He should have said that, then since your mind isn't reality.

>>719077441
So because I can imagine some sad fiction in my head and make myself sad that means fiction affects reality, thats xir point?
Ok I guess
But when people say ficiton doesnt affect reality that is not what they mean, what they mean is stop censoring fiction you stupid cunts

>>719076191 (OP)
I just see the fucking apple.

>>719077479
Which plane of existence does your brain reside in?

>>719076191 (OP)
being stupid is a superpower on the internet.

>>719076191 (OP)
I pictured a hedgehog with no spines and a long nose. After looking it up, I was more or less correct. If you pictured Crash then you're not really a 1 on the apple scale.

>>719076191 (OP)
I know what a bandicoot looks like though. This only applies to people who have only seen the cartoon character.

>>719077539
I'm currently imagining me punching the screen and it hitting you.
Did it work?
No?
I guess my imagination isn't reality huh.

>>719077869
You really imagined it. It really did affect your mind
Thanks for conceding

>>719077821
I pictured an old bandit.

>>719076191 (OP)
but my mental picture is still not reality. what's the point?

what id he actually trying to prove with this argument?

>>719076191 (OP)
I can imagine a hyper realistic naked coco and can rotate her around in my head
How about you anons?

>>719077896
But it didnt affect reality
The inside of your mind isnt reality

Why were so many of those 90's animal mascots based on stupidly obscure animals? No one knows what a bandicoot, a bobcat or, particularly, an echidna is. Meanwhile, everyone recognizes hedgehogs, turtles or toads.

>>719076697
This should be affected by previous search history. I've just tried googling that and I've got a mix of historical Nero and Fate Nero.
Ergo it's likely the professor is an animufag himself.

>>719078015
He's saying that loli fries your mind and you should look at 3D cunny instead

>>719078023
yeah same, and her smell and her long blonde hair short ticklish fur in her cocos and
I need a moment

after looking it up i will never think about crash again this is adorable

>>719077521
The apple in question:

>>719078180
thats a peach

>>719076429
lol hahaha! you lost, chud! we've won the culture war! hahahahahaha!

Of course fiction affects reality.
Look at Communism and how it only knows how to produce famines, skill issues, mass deaths, and abhorrent Muslim-tier military underperformance.

>>719078226
pretty sure peaches are sexier.

>>719078015
idgi either. even if his premis was correct what part of the image in my head is effecting reality?

>>719076697
>try to picture nero right now
Okay?

>>719077473
>and not having type A/B is trans genocide
but slash V slahlsh taught me that A/B body types are the real Total Troon Death option because trannies want to be men/women not bodytypes o algo

>>719077539
the best one

>>719078056
im thinking its possibly:
>has done this class before, or rehearsed it
>sees this anime girl everywhere
>clicks on it to see what wtf it is
>search history now tainted

>>719076697
>Did you know people picture what they know?
Relevance affects reality.

Lets turn this thread into a Crash 4 and why it sucks thread

>>719076191 (OP)
Damn I did it and got an erection!!!
He is right!!!!

>>719078037
So where is your brain right now, also how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning

>>719078056
This is an old pic, they probably forcibly changed the search results because years ago it was exactly like that

>>719078045
Videogame developers are autistic and likely have fixations on animals no one cares about.
Ask Sakurai what his favorite animal is, he probably will say some sort of fish no one knows about.

picture arisu and momoka kissing right now

>>719078045
To stand out you autist

Just because I might visualize Crash doesn't mean I think he's real.

>>719077369
He's implying that censorship is a good thing.

"fiction doesn't affect reality" is that why a certain people have a bunch of laws protecting them?

Try to picture a Jerboa in your head.
;) You know exactly what I'm picturing.

The tranny fiction affects reality too much

>>719077318
hell no

>>719080178
come on brah, did you pay for it or something

>>719078321
There is no culture war you unvaginated axe wound having psychopath.
You have no culture. You're a parasite that got groomed into a cult by another psycho because they regret their life choices and misery loves company.
You voluntarily left the gene pool and ran into the arms of people who said fuck the system, but instead got fucked by it.
And we're all supposed to feel sorry for you because you fucked up and now you ruin everything good in the world because you're unhappy.
Just understand that we still don't care about you.
You fucked up, and now you're bitter and resentful.
No one's gonna give a flying fuck about who did this to their games or their movies or their books they like.
It'll just be a thank god that shit is over with when people realize what you're doing and what you are.

>>719078773
Best Garlean

>>719076573
>See this
>Get boner
holy shit fiction does affect reality

>try to picture a bandicoot
I really wish i didnt have two versions of Coco appearing in my head, I will never forgive Toys for B*b

>>719076191 (OP)
>4.7M
>no blue tick
OP YOU FUCKED UP NO AD REVENUE FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is it really a controversial take on this board that fiction affects reality and vice versa? Fiction, in a sense, is part of reality. The two are intertwined. Of course they're going to interact. What we can't, however, interfere from this fact is how exactly this relationship plays out - e.g., does violent fiction cause people to be violent, do violent people write violent fiction, etc.

>>719076191 (OP)
Yeah I see the animal.
It's not hard.

>>719076191 (OP)
>Try to picture a bandicoot
if you insist

>>719076429
>whoa
kek

>>719078130
Why doesn't Crash have a tail? Did Neo Cortex circumcise him?

>>719078150
>white people can get away with imagining saying "nigger" in their head

>>719078226
t. husband

>>719076697
A whole lot more people search for Fate Nero or FF14 Nero than the historical one.

If you're running a search engine, it makes sense for the Fate and FF14 ones to be the ones that show up the most.

>>719076191 (OP)
>reality
>picture
twittards can't tell the difference, more news at 11

>>719076191 (OP)
What the fuck was he trying to say with this?

>This early in the morning
>currently surrounded by hallucinations of Crash Bandicoot like it's the end of Twinsanity
/v/ come on I got work in an hour.

>>719081502
Based midwit poster.

>>719078773
WHERE is he? Is he safe? Is he well fed and cared for?

>>719080004
That started so well and just got worse and worse as it went.

take a look at that snout

>>719076429
>NYEEEEEH WHATS UP COCK

>>719080019
I actually don't

>>719080019
Dooby?

>>719082132
>That started so well
>i have autism and i'm basically this anime character in real life

no, it really didn't

>>719076191 (OP)
He's not wrong in the sense thinking causes physical changes in the brain but it's so stupidly hyper specific that I imagined myself blowing up my head just to prove him wrong, and as expected, my head is still here.

>>719080004
fake and gay

>>719081221
same

>>719083107
check the mirror retard

>>719083147
WHERE ARE HER NIPPLES

>>719083316
i ate them

>>719080527
lmao chuddy is having a meltdown

>>719076191 (OP)
>reality
Erm actually i'm visualizing it in my head, it isn't impacting my reality.

>>719076697
I always think of Neru instead

>>719076191 (OP)
I did, and it looks like a mix with a fox and a racoon

>>719077539
The 5th layer

Fuck I love the ps1 crash games bros they are so replayable

>>719083316
under the fur

>>719077261
Wow I'm fucking retarded I didn't get the joke until now.

>>719076191 (OP)
>142k
How tf its always some retarded shit getting that much attention

>>719084290
Bots, unironically. Botting has gotten ludicrous on Twitter since last year.

>>719076506
>and violence in videogames
Okay, after they ban violent movies where they kill thousands of human beings in cold blood like if their lives are worth nothing.
Hollywood is most probably a better cause for violent crime in the US than videogames, but that isn't as much politically correct than decrying videogames as the cause because the dude played some random rpg.

>>719084290
There is an invisible threshold and once its over that hill it rolls down spreading everywhere same thing happens with popular indie games for example
>>719084409
Or that too

VIDEO GAMES? I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING ON TWITTER IF I DID I'D BE THERE NIGGERS

>>719078942
LMAO it's real

>fiction believers losing their absolute shit over certified therapists/psychologists overwhelmingly agreeing that fiction doesn't affect reality and that what you enjoy in fiction doesn't inherently reflect your real-life tendencies or actions (including a streamer psychologist who's recently catching heat for coming to the same conclusion)
It's almost entirely high school and college aged kids now who buy into this "fiction affects reality" nonsense. These kids are primed to be extremely dangerous.

>>719084860
SONICHU IS REAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>719081420
Cute swimsuit

>>719084918
THE MERGE

>>719084290
Unironically the global governments are going insane trying to crack down on culture and they’ll just force things like this to get a gorillion likes to try and force it to be the opinion.
But because we have like 10+ years of knowing this shit is fake because of Reddit it doesn’t work lmao

>>719084860
Wtf is this schizo shit

>>719078437
exactly, or look at christianity which does the same but at a bigger scale

>>719078015
It's just "all art is political" 2.0. The statement on a literal reading is uncontroversially correct, just like "fiction affects reality," but people don't want to give an inch to these cunts because everyone knows the unspoken implication of those statements is "and that's why art and fiction have to be censored to remove anything I think is icky, degenerate or problematic."

>>719084860
>kids who grew up living vicariously through their cell phones have no fucking clue how the world actually works
Shocking.

>>719086261
so youre admitting that youre disingenous and fake? pathetic realpolitik cucks
unlike you, im not afraid of the truth just because it may "give an inch"

>>719086376
I think it's a mixture of that (which ramped up during COVID), and living in generally extremely affirmational environments. But it's just funny/ironic that even therapists, who have been instrumental in uncritically promoting delusions like mass transgenderism, still draw a line in the sand to say "fiction doesn't affect reality you fucking dipshit".

>>719076191 (OP)
Damn, she's sexy.

>>719086803
They just haven’t gotten the memo yet, the science will change once it’s commanded to

>>719084860
Stuff like this makes me wonder what the future is actually going to be like. It makes so much more sense when you realize that there is more an more people who do not see the difference between reality and fiction, where indulging in fiction means you longer for it in reality. Now its not just shittalk online where you just clos the tab and its done, the false world of the internet is now as real to these people as if someone was actually infront of them talking shit and they have to do soemthing about it. They are hyper aggitated and ready to go off in real life over someone calling them a libtard anonymously.

I feel like you can basically provoke an insurection if this shit keeps going, just make a campaign of something like "palestinians deserved it lol, we need to destroy them all" and keep running it everywhere and the people against that will froth at the mouth and assume that ANYONE who doesnt support their cause thinks they are actually one of these people saying this and takes it out on them thinking they are fighting someoen who is in support of killing innocents and is actually doing it, where the person actually saying this doesnt give a fuck and is just there to watch the show, and the victims of such attacks just dont want to support Palestine. Seriously, the future is fucked with this shit, people take internet beef way too seriously.

>>719086803
Then explain Dobson in no less than 500 words.

>>719076697
i googled it and all i got was the historical nero. no animes in site

>>719076191 (OP)
>Try to picture a bandicoot in your head.

ok, now what

>>719087102
Tablet children became common about a decade ago, and we're starting to see the fruits of such childhoods.
>>719087125
Undiagnosed moderate-severe autism.

Does said bandicoot have a human bf?

>>719076191 (OP)
>thoughts in my head are reality
oh no, they're retarded

>>719084808
>>719078942
Remember there is no such thing as "planned extinction of white people".

>>719087593
Yeah how fast do I do this thing

A little mouse with a long nose?

>>719076697
Isn't that just saber?

>>719076697
I thought of DMC Nero

>>719077261
the good old times
>>719083892
unless you're an eurofriend you shouldn't be upset

>>719089593
and if it hadn't been DMC Nero good chance it would have been >>719078773
but I probably would have thought of the historical figure before Nasus nonsense

Bandicoots are real?

>>719081221
Why ruin perfectly good lewd shitposting with incestshit

>>719076429
Yeah. Op's example only works because its an animal most people haven't seen in real life because they're not local, and not interesting like lions or elephants.

Most people I know only know of echidnas, bandicoots, and Tasmanian Devils because of the respective mascot characters made from them.

>>719076191 (OP)
Wasn't Bandicoot chosen for Crash specifically because they were looking for animals no one knows shit about?

>>719084860
What is it that brainraped these zoomers so badly that even 5 different professionals with over 50 years of experience telling him he's wrong and he's still refusing to accept he might be wrong.

>>719081632
Stop being schizophrenic

>>719081632
based schizo
Can you hear this WOAH

>>719076697
2018...

>>719084860
>go to therapy
>NOO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAAARRRR

Lmao

>>719076429
Nailed it.

>>719077369
>IF A BANDICOOT IMAGINED IS CRASH BANDICOOT
>THEN YOU MUST ACQUIT AND CHEWBACCA LIVED ON ENDOR!
It's stupid.

>>719084860
As a teen I had phases where I'd get really fucking angry at things. My cure? I hopped onto some Q3 server and killed fuckers for 20 minutes. It calmed me down like nothing else. It was soothing. I never ended up getting the urge to attack people with a buzzsaw gauntlet. But I guess people like the German government were right all along in the eyes of modern retards, vidya just causes violence.

>>719087593
Now imagine sex

>>719087593
>Tenga stockings
SEXO

>>719076191 (OP)
>ctrl+f "italian plumber"
>zero results

AI will rule us soon, and it can't even imagine an italian plumber that isn't Nintendo's trade marked Mario.

>>719076191 (OP)
>>719076506
>"Imagine a naked child right now"
>only thing to come to mind is a fictional drawing, not anything resembling real life
Sounds like fiction affected reality positively

>>719078942
>>719084808
>>719087897
I'd assume it's just a quirk of the algorithm since it doesn't hold up under various permutations of the same thought. For some reason, it interprets that particular phrase as European Black People Art.

>>719080782
It's a slopartist anyway

>>719076429
fpbp
/thread

I get what he's trying to say but I actually pictured a real bandicoot first

Its a jewish rat

>>719078321
what does this thread have to do with culture wars? please stop trolling. this board is shit enough

>>719080527
based

>>719090756
We are all one race. The Mouse race. And it does no good to drive a wedge between us.

>>719091017
>>719090756
My fellow mice: if we do not allow the rats into our society, we will not survive as a species.

>>719091015
This is a retarded response which doesn't address the main point. Fiction absolutely does affect reality. One of the best examples: Religion.

>>719077369
His argument is that Crash Bandicoot is a real bandicoot because you thought of Crash when he asked you to picture a bandicoot.

>>719091179
>fallacy
Retard.

>>719091179
I don't think that's his argument.

>>719090536
Good. Have some more so your mind doesn't stray to real kids.

>>719076879
same but the bandicoot is foot-and-head bouncing between two boxes and the wumpa fruit are rising out of the boxes, until the boxes break with a satisfying wooden smash sound.

>>719091015
Take a look at that snout!

>>719091520
I'M A GUHNOME

>>719076697
Now i'll actually pay attention to history class

>>719091176
No it doesn't, faggot. Action affects reality.

>>719076191 (OP)
Pictured an elephant shrew instead and had to look up what a bandicoot was to make sure I had the appearance right. I didn't. Bandicoots have straight snouts and elephant shrews have curved snouts. Also the shrews are chubbier

>>719076697
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HA- oh

>>719091646
>retard
Concession accepted.

>>719076191 (OP)
I pictured Tawna's bandicooter sliding up and down my big human cock. Now what?

>>719076191 (OP)
Me thinking of Crash does not affect reality. Because reality is that a bandicoot still looks like this. Bandicoots did not slowly morph into orange cartoon bipedal monstrosities with sneakers on just because Crash is popular.

>>719076191 (OP)
I thought it was a bear and Crash Bandicoot was his name
I had no idea bandicoots were a real animal
So no, I will not picture "a bandicoot"

I'm in a kart racing mood so I'm gonna imagine some bandicoochie giving me the trophy for first place.

>>719076191 (OP)
Try to picture yourself as a women in your head. No, the anime pfp doesn't count.

>>719092006
>fallacy
Retard.

>>719084860
>proshipping
What is this zoomerbabble?

>>719092006
>>719091015
>>719090668
How did Crash end up with a black nose like a dog, real one is clearly pink

So is CTR remake ever coming to PC?

>>719090560
>(((quirk))) of the algorithm
lol

>>719091176
His entire point is that people's perception of reality is shaped by fictional stories and characters. While that is a problem that society is failing to deal with, it does not change the fact that the Crash games have zero impact on what a Bandicoot is and what they look like.

>>719092436
Pink on orange would look like shit on a CRT.
For fucks sake the guy is orange, its for looking appealing on the display

>>719092584
>fallacy
Retard.

>>719076429
PICTURE A HEDGEHOG RIGHT NOW

>>719092740
>meaningless buzzwords
Kill yourself

>>719092436
the same reason sonic shares zero features with an actual hedgehog besides vaguely the muzzle shape.
they came up with a marketable design first and foremost

>>719076191 (OP)
WOAH!

>>719076697
Best I can do is DMC Nero

>>719091176
>One of the best examples: Religion.
Religion is not objective truth, it is human's desire to discover truth. The same way how scientists will discover new things and alter future knowledge going forward, religion is the same way on a spiritual/supernatural level.

We know what a bandicoot is. The journey to knowledge for that creature's existence is over.

>cornered
>"waaah! stop shutting me down so easily because i'm a retard repeating a fallacy! b-b-buzzword!"
Easy concession.

>>719092994
>fallacy
Retard.

>>719091502
I can play the entire game in my head, altho sometimes I do still fall in the bottomless pits

>>719093074
>>719092740
>>719092319
>>719092740
We get it.

>>719093164
>We get it
Retard.

>>719092534
>Art of European People
>Art of Europeans
>European Art
The latter two searches produce results that are similar to each other but wildly distinct from the first. If this is an orchestrated attempt at erasing white people, then whoever is spearheading it should be fired for being hilariously incompetent.

>>719093282
It's to fight (((BIAS,))) anon.
Stop pretending to be stupid.

>>719090560
ah yes a quirk that has lasted this long

>>719076429
>I have an example of this thing that happens sometimes
>Well I have an example of it NOT happening, therefore it never happens
retard

>>719081420
sex with Ryne's hebe pussy

>>719093164
Then why do you keep regurgitating that same fallacy...? You clearly don't get it.

>>719084860
>proshipping
Did this retard actually get brain broken because some other autists fantasise about fictional characters being a couple?

Like not even canon stuff? Lmao

picture a video game

>>719076191 (OP)
This is the worst loli thread on /v/ I've ever seen.

>>719093875
Its a crash bandicoot thread

>>719084918
>>719085003
>This "Anime causes pedophilia" bullshit literally revealed there are a bunch of people out there with the same mental wavelength as Chrischan
I want out of this reality

>>719093398
>>719093497
You'd think (((they))) would have expanded upon it by this point if it's that old. Instead, you still have to use that very specific phrasing to get those results.

>>719092436
There are many species of bandicoot. I'm sure at least one of them has a black nose.

>>719093579
>I have an example of this thing that happens sometimes
>Well I have an example of it happening, therefore it happens all the time
retard

>>719084808
>>719093497
>>719093995
why are cumskins so desperate to be oppressed? i fully support white genocide after today yall are annoying

>>719091176
I dont think most of /v/ understands eregores.

>>719094063
where did his tail go

Is Crash supposed to be actually retarded or just goofy but otherwise normal? I'm talking original trilogy, leave nu-crash out of this.

>>719094063
I keep hearing WOAH every time I see Crash
FUCK

>>719091176
Jesus is alive whether you like it or not, sorry about that buddy.

>>719076191 (OP)
>thinly veiled aphantasia thread

>>719092837
I picture a hedgehog. Sonic doesn't even look like one.

>>719094148
retarded but with a good and horny heart

>>719094148
it's Chester Cheetah without the sunglasses

>>719092436
>>719092727
Actually they thought about his color scheme relative both to the blurry, tiny CRTs of the era and the PS1's low rendering resolution, and more importantly the color palettes of their environments. Jungles are heavy on greens, industrial areas have lots of drab grey so orange sticks out and crucially there weren't other platformer characters in orange.
Everything else followed from there, blue pants so you can tell his legs apart, a lighter fur on the front so you know which way Crash is facing and pink on his lips with a black nose to make his facial expressions more readable. No tail because that's extra polygons on something that wouldn't read well on a small screen.

>>719078130
I thought I was being contrarian as shit by seeing this ring tailed coati in my minds eye next to my rotating 3D apple.
Turns out I didn't know what the fuck a bandicoot was.

>>719094063
What number if I pictured CTR remake crash in the kart?

>>719090339
bandicooter

>if I think a thought it's as bad as actually committing it in reality
What causes this brand of retardation? Is it something single mothers impart?

>>719076697
what chinese cartoon has nero as girl?

>>719076191 (OP)
When I was a kid I didn't know bandicoots were an animal so I thought Crash was a dingo

>>719094535
Fate
Its Saber but not Saber
Theres alot of Saberfaces in fate.

>>719094631
>>719094643
ah ok, thanks anon! i never got into fate because people said it was shit and not worth reading so i got into the infinity series instead.

>>719076191 (OP)
These are the kinds of retards trying to tell you what to look at. Good lord social media needs to be shut the fuck down. If you cannot tell and separate fiction from reality in your mind, and furthermore if they're inextricably linked in your mind, you don't deserve an opinion. One exists, one doesn't, end of discussion with full end.

>>719076775
Because righteous men don't like seeing degeneracy in our societies.

>>719094590
I thought they were a fictional animal too. The Simpsons using Crash as the basis for this joke didn't help: https://youtu.be/lq-jcoWW-yA?si=T_pc_fKhrG03n4Ly&t=10

>>719094212
>aphantasia
subjective meme

>>719094886
Literally the only reason that vidya in general isn't still seen as degeneracy is because it became an extremely profitable industry.

>>719094148
goofy with a heart of gold
crash only started to become a drooling retard with twinsanity, then the radical era exaggerated it even more

>>719094148
Nigger cortex made him retarded

>>719095332
he's an Abbo, don't be rude

>>719076697
I'm a weeb who googles Fate related shit often but I just googled Nero and not only did I get the man himself I even saw that render of him with a neckbeard

whoa!

>>719094590
Dingodile must have been very confusing for you

Bandicoots didn’t exist before 1996

>>719086020
>meanwhile the Christian nations are the ones who went on to win against Communism, left Muslims in the dust of history, and are the only ones providing any food security in the World
lmao
Commies can't even win against skyjewfags.

>>719086020
You know absolutely nothing about Christianity

>>719076697
the deadweight?

>>719094108
Thanks for the false-flag, heeb, but I already hate niggers and you already hate goys

that crash bandicoot influenced how bandicoots look like in real life?

>>719094950
>t. can't imagine a realistic apple

>>719097264
Can you prove it to me?
To anyone else other than yourself?

>>719094950
It’s literally a documented neurological condition, anon. Just because your brain can whip up a JPEG of a red apple while you’re on the toilet doesn’t mean everyone else can. “Subjective meme” is such a cope from midwit pseuds who think imagination = inner eye HD cinema.

My brain can only imagine sexy apples, is that a mental illness too?

The only bandicoot I've ever seen is crash

>>719076697
The same happened to Astolfo for a bit

Also hideo kojima was a picture of a nigger for like 3 months

>>719080004
This pasta is so old, I've seen it with P4 and P3 on it

>>719094148
he is the furry version of forrest gump

>>719094148
Chill guy who just wants to nap and play his yoyo but has to put up with Cortex's bullshit.

>>719076429
>whoa
I see what you did there!

>>719092418
Problematic shipping. Adult shipped with little girl and whatnot, all sorts of shipping dynamics that are considered 'problematic'.

>>719105420
Thats retarded and isn't how word prefixes even work.
Do they think that WWE staff is all Problematic Wrestlers?

>>719105609
Don't ask me, it took me well over a year to realize this myself.

>>719084860
retards think this is a wojak generational thing when normalfags across all generations think fiction affects reality because they're ducking retarded normalfags
also reddit screencap so there's a 99.9% chance every single word there was made up for internet semen points

>>719106101
>ducking
mobilefag

>>719106574
semen encrusted laptop actually

>>719089541
>>719091625
the original one was Saber (Arthur Pendragon)
this one is Saber (Nero Claudius)

>>719105420
>problematic
I would have never guessed this, but it unfortunately makes sense given the kind of crowd that uses it. Tumblr ruined a generation.

>>719076191 (OP)
Woah!

>>719076191 (OP)
>bandicoot
all i see is badger cootch...

>>719076191 (OP)
So what I'm hearing is that we should ban Crash for showing an inaccurate depiction of bandicoots.