Thread 719079962

According to sources familiar with the matter, both Triss and Yennefer will be returning in the Witcher 4. Now the important question: Playing as Ciri, who will you be romancing to have lesbian sex with?

The Uninstall Wizard.

>>719080096
You'll choke to death on three pounds of steel!

>>719079962 (OP)
I will be fucking the horse, as is canon, the Ciri autist can verify.

>>719080203
What's canon is Ciri growing a huge futa cock so OP has a valid question

>>719079962 (OP)
Both

Im not interested in that, I guess that routes cool if you want to do it. Theres more to The Witcher than that. Even though Geralt banging the living daylights out of sorceresses is part of the story and has some significance to the plot. Yes, sexed Triss and Keaira in 3, I was actually surprised because they really did it as close as they could get to not showing hardcore sex.

WITCH TIDDIES XD

>>719079962 (OP)
One of them considers Ciri to be her daughter, the one considers her to be her sister.

>>719082351
>he didnt mod the game so he could romance Ciri in the Witcher 3
>>>/r*ddit/

>>719082427
I play on console and the last time I modded a game was gta: sa

>>719082414
Sickos really want an incest story line. Yen fucking loves Ciri more than anything, like Geralt. They're basically her parents.

>>719079962 (OP)
Ciri should be abe to prostitue herself in towns with a reputation system.

>>719082414
Only the wisest of sages can discern which choice is more based here.

>>719082485
I'm really sorry for you, Anon.

>>719082630
Nah, I like playing games as they are. I play unmoved everything, even Skyrim. I enjoy them as they are, I dont need stupid nude or sex mods.

>>719082541
Yen treats Geralt like a servant, refuses to elaborate, then whenever she detects he gets mad, kisses or fucks him to calm him down
Rinse and repeat

>>719082896
Yeah, but im talking about her and Geralts relationship with Ciri.

>>719082713
I'm glad you have something that gives you bliss.

>>719079962 (OP)
How about a romance option that isn't a total cunt?

>>719083086
Youre playing The Witcher so thats going to be a hard one. Madam Toussaint was, kind of nice, but she wanted to get to Dandelions cock soon as possible. Dude had game.

>>719082954
Geralt in the Witcher 1 could fuck two random married woman NPCs, have a threesome with virgin nun nurses, and give food to a starving elf woman and then fuck her
But everyone expects me to believe he draws the line at step incest?

>>719083171
Yes, usually people do.

>>719083086
Chudcel learns that every woman has flaws and isn't a pefect constantly horny perfectly submissive anime girl

>>719083214
No! I refuse to believe it!

>>719083470
People are into some goofy shit. I have no idea how someone would get off to this.

>>719083314
Imagine dating Yen with her snarky cattyness, all the time.

>>719080203
since witcher 4 will be as canon as you're non-canon books that is a possibility and people who care for the REAL CANON ciri will not give you autists the time of day

>>719083714
40% of men would be submissive bitches to her, another 40% would hate it and try to hit her or break up, and 10% would tease her back in equal amounts

>>719083470
You don't need to know
Just that they do

>>719084456
Ok autist, how does Ciri work if you made her Empress and import the save to the Witcher 4?

What even is the appeal of Yennefer?

>>719084881
witcher 4 does not work at all because ciri is not a hideous goblin, empress or not witcher 4 goblin is NOT ciri !

>>719085065
Calm down bro they will very likely adjust the character appearances before the game releases
Go look at pre release Yen and current Yen for example

>>719085036
She awakens conquering instincts in me

>>719084456
>>719085065
Made for big Geralt cock

>>719085036
femdom

>>719088917
u gay

Witcher 4 won't feel like a Witcher game because there's no Geralt and the only reason Ciri is there is because she became a recognizable face in Witcher 3.

Witcher 4 will be filled with "just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't slay all of you" dialogue and enpowerment bullshit. "What? It's 13th century. Women witchers are everywhere. What, you think we live in the Dark Ages?"

>>719090401
rapist

>>719080160
Is it true that northern women bathe but once every three moons?

>>719090670
Yeah, and the romance options will consist exclusively of twinks which Ciri femdoms

>>719090870
Yes. See:
>>719083470

>>719090680
Yes she is

>>719079962 (OP)
Players never cared about Ciri, they cared about Geralt, thus rescuing Ciri was a function of helping Geralt resolve his story. Picking Ciri, the epitome of Mary Sue, for Witcher 4 is an absolutely retarded decision. CDPR should have just picked any of the established female leads instead, if they really wanted a female protagonist.

>>719083139
Dandelion is a 40 year old boomer still pretending hes 20

>>719093480
Wrong
I spent a month rageposting here 10 years ago that I finished the game without looking at any guides or spoilers to find out I cant romance Ciri at the end of it all
My anti polish meme folder numbered in the thousands

>>719083171
>>719083214
They aren't even related so it's not incest. Geralt only spent a little time as Ciri's ward so that doesn't count either.

>>719093664
Ciri as Geralt's ward*, that is.

>>719079962 (OP)
>take witcher out of game
>call game Witcher 4
What did CDPR mean by this?

>>719082427
No such mod exists. Model swapping doesn't count, I mean actual romance with dialogue and all.

>>719079962 (OP)
Neither

>>719093772
They rekt all the chuds by making Ciri a witcher which also renders her infertile

>>719093976
t. romanced the Crones

>>719094717
Never forget the six million Scoiatel who were massacred by the evil dh'oine

>>719079962 (OP)
Why would you play this woke garbage, it's like a sonic game without fucking sonic.

>>719094880
It was their own fault, elves attacked first.

>>719094993
They promised a modkit on release so you better believe Ciri will be fucked by every human and monster there is in short order thanks to mods
I'll personally strip all her voice files and train an AI model on it so I can generate new speech with her voice
I'll try making a new mod where she can go around and call people niggers

>instead of making a brand new character and a fresh new journey they do this
literally whats the point. why even bother "moving on" from the iconic protagonist then if youre going to be dragging in all the side characters back for your "new trilogy". fucking woke fags.

>>719082541
And in the UK they have put out of law the bacon, not this. Imagine what kind of North Korean hellscape it is now.

>>719093630
Anon, Ciri is completely interchangeable with any other good looking woman -- unless you have an incest fetish, and even then Ciri as character is still completely interchangeable.

>>719082896
Even Keira Metz noticed that and told him about.

>>719095137
The Aen Seidhe dindu nuffin dey wuz gettin der lifes bak on track need mo orens fo dem magik programz

>>719096540
Ciri looks like she showers with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 3 in 1 Shampoo/Conditioner/Bodywash Mutant Mango Flavor though

Y'know what the series needs to subvert? Orcs. Instead of evil motherfuckers or downtrodden like the elves, orcs would the smallest but smartest ogroids and would be fucking everywhere and accepted by humans due to being stronger, but not overwhelmingly so, and naturally hating elves. They'd be the Ogre Kingdoms of the Witcher, adopting local cultures and being enforcers: some noble savages, others sneering imperialists, a few disgruntled librarians, and one being basically Kingpin.

>>719099130
No Orcs in the Witcher universe because based Witchers exterminated them all

>>719099241
>tfw we'll never have a prequel game set in the days of high adventure when witchers were still mighty and numerous so you could choose your school and make your own character

>>719099510
AFAIK shit was so fucked with monsters everywhere that humans got together and decided it was a good idea to grab children and make them take a concoction of drugs with a 70% fatality rate + sterilization, then put them through trials which killed off 50% of the remainder just so they could fight monsters

>>719097541
It makes me very happy that I can't parse this.

>>719099742
What they needed was good ol' D&D adventurers for that.