Thread 719083334

how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>719083334 (OP)
Yes I am. Wanna fuck?

thank you
you too!

>>719083334 (OP)
with what dick you eunuch

Hack his brain a little and then shoot him to death, I guess.

uwu smash me daddy :3

>>719083334 (OP)
Say that again.

10100101001110010101

>>719083334 (OP)
cybernetic dragon dildo knows what's up

>>719083334 (OP)
I would not say anything. I would be a fuckable meat and that is what nobody did

>>719083334 (OP)
m-maybe

>>719083334 (OP)
Y-you too

>>719083334 (OP)
Remind him that he's constantly mogged by Morgan Blackhand

>>719083704
>try to take on the racist cops
>die
I guess racism wins in the end...

>>719083334 (OP)
>Pull down pants
>"Yes"

>>719083334 (OP)
>"wait, you still have a cock?"

*blushes*
Smasher-sama....

>>719083334 (OP)
Your move, creep

>>719083334 (OP)
>contacts hr and gets him fired

>>719083334 (OP)
I'm surprised he even has any sort of libido

>>719083334 (OP)
twinkie house

>>719083334 (OP)
Bitch ain't even got a dick.

>>719083334 (OP)
>"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be use against you in a court of law"

>>719083334 (OP)
Just shoot first and the problem should be solved

>>719084271
maybe he just enjoys terrifying women

>>719083334 (OP)
Don't be a fag, dude.

>>719084591
It's what I'd do in his position.

>>719083334 (OP)
You make my meat harder titanium man.

>>719084559
What sort of handicap would smasher have to have for robocop to take him down?

>>719084559
That video was gold.

>"Do you even have any meat left to fuck with?"
>He kills me horribly

>>719083334 (OP)
point out that he looks extremely dickless

>>719083334 (OP)
Do you even have a dick anymore?

>>719083334 (OP)
What did he mean by this?

>>719083334 (OP)
>Uploads Bonzi Buddy to his HUD and vial sensor suite

how would you know mr atom smasher you have no penis now

>>719083334 (OP)
>Laputan Machine

>>719083334 (OP)
this game isn't as good as people say

AGP thread

>>719083805
Why is that joker sequence is animated like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyPEKcGqhfE

>>719083334 (OP)
"THIS CLANKER HAS SOMETHING TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS! WHAT IS IT, CLANKER-MAN?"
How does he respond without sounding mad?

>>719085570
>It corrupts his system due to being for an old OS and now he talks like Bonzi Buddy.

>>719085661
>noooooooo I cant become a sexy lesbian cat woman who can just hop on a train and smash it into a building for a valid ending

>>719085729
he would smash your head down through your pelvis if you said that

>>719085805
Thus making me the victor, he lost his composure and resorted to physical violence, like a braindead ape.

bot thread

>>719085346
breaking the law

>>719083334 (OP)
Shut your clanka ass up before a pour my soda on your motherboard

>>719086597
you sound mad

>>719083334 (OP)
Can you blame him? Imagine how tight her pussy is

>>719083334 (OP)
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.

>>719083334 (OP)
you're a big guy

>>719083334 (OP)
I activate the twenty EMP grenades in my pockets and cause the game to crash instantly because CDPR can't so anything right

>>719083334 (OP)
was he autistic?

>turns into a shitty BioShock boss
Why can't videogames do cool stuff like in the animes

>>719083597
He has a body for that

>>719083334 (OP)
^w^

>>719085661
you lost

>>719085705
what is going on with these kids man

>>719083334 (OP)
Really had to be going some that THIS was the most memorable line in the game.

>>719085861
He didn't even hear you, he was listening to Elvis music while he Smashed you, unaware you even had an existence beyond being smash meat.

>>719086770
Not so much after those moth BDs

>>719083334 (OP)
you're a big guy

>>719083334 (OP)
>"Is that what Morgan Blackhand said to you after constantly mogging you?"
>Get raped
>Cum
>Die in a pool of my own blood and semen

What is Smashers problem?

>named Adam smasher
>smashes Becca
Bravo trigger

>>719083334 (OP)
You don't look like you have meat at all.

>>719086770
>literal prostitute
>tight pussy

Really cringe, inorganic line. People try to praise this game's writing LOL

>>719090238
she tightens her pussy clamps back to spec after every client

>>719090238
That never made sense to me
>is a prostitute
>doesn't have any mods to prevent rape
Cock-shredder 9000 should be every prostitute's first implant.

why would I want to not sound mad? arw you a pussy that is afraid to sound mad?

>>719090707
should have one of these above her pussy

>>719083334 (OP)
Thank you Mr. Smasher, it's been a rough day and I needed a little confidence boost! :3

>>719083334 (OP)
Bro you’re a robot

>>719083334 (OP)
Sounds like a compliment.

Reminder that he moves his brain into a blonde Elvis body on the weekends to go out and get laid. Not even joking, that's canon

>>719090918
lmao

>>719083334 (OP)
Note to him my scanners show he does not have a dick and the only flesh part of his is his face and brain

>>719085346
Robocop gets stupidly OP in his comics.
Shit, there are stories where Skynet from Terminator is literally based off him.

>>719090707
That's something we essentially tried in real life though. Turns out that would-be rapists who activate your Bear-Trap-In-The-Pussy trap card will simply beat you to death in a blind rage instead of meekly slinking off to a hospital so that they can be turned over to the police after treatment.

>>719083334 (OP)
you too

>>719091419
Just have a serial number and registration on each Chinese penis trap device so that when someone goes to the hospital to get a penis trap removed they can call the owner and figure out if she's been beaten to death or not

>>719083334 (OP)
"You ain't that bad yourself, babe."

>>719085661
I've never seen anyone saying it's a good game. In fact, I remember that everybody bashed it every chance they got.

>>719090707
>>719091419
It should be noted that her abusers held her captive and were in complete control over her. If the cock-shredder 9000 is basically standard issue then obviously any snuff rape gang is going to immediately disable it on new arrivals.

>>719091752
>I've never seen anyone saying it's a good game.
I sincerely doubt that.

>>719091752
>everybody

You're seeing tourists and autistic shitposters parrot antiquated launch day memes.

>>719083334 (OP)
Yes.

>>719083334 (OP)
Realistically speaking this is the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week, so I guess I'd thank him.

I'd just kill him
I ain't no punk like david or the other jobbers in his crew

>>719083334 (OP)
Nothing. You don't want to make this guy angry.

>>719085346
only thing i can think of is robocop being able to hack into his cybernetics and keep causing random outages throughout the fight
realistically, smasher would be more likely to do that to him, but nonetheless

>>719085697
ATGM thread

>>719083334 (OP)
Yeah? Well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man

>>719091669
cool, now the guy who killed her with a tire iron will go to jail, that's very helpful
the only way that kind of thing works is if it literally just kills the guy because even something that sliced his entire penis off would not definitely incapacitate him and a sudden penectomy is a guaranteed way to turn rape into murder

>>719086770
hallway level i bet

>>719090707
She worked at Clouds, meaning she wasn't some worthless back alley hooker.

It is ok to be mad in certain situations

>>719093183
ADMSMSHR thread

>>719093782
Lmao seething cuckold

Blow it out your ass.

why does /v/ want to get fucked by a cybernetic abomination?

>>719090238
>he thinks a muscle becomes loose the more its used
tell me you never went to the gym without telling me you never went to the gym

>>719083334 (OP)
Don’t say anything bro smasher is legally allowed to kill everything without repercussions

>>719090707
what if their cock is full chrome?
try shredding that.

>>719083334 (OP)
Am I what?

>>719083334 (OP)
Idiotsaidwhat?

>>719083334 (OP)
Kiiiaaaaa yamete hentai!

>>719083334 (OP)
vroom vroom

>>719096072
Yo!

>>719083334 (OP)
"You look like the opposite"

>>719083334 (OP)
im not your dad