Thread 719085597

>>719086524
>People are still huffing direct copium after the two back-to-back paid obligation shitshows
Switch 2 direct was the final Nintendo Direct. Game announcements have been moved to Nintendo Today.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:48:31 PM No.719086939 >>719091427 >>719091684

I don't know why, but it I think it feels dirty for Nintendo to make a game for literal toddlers. My 6 year old would be bored of this shit in 5 seconds, so they're aiming for the 3/4 year olds.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:48:36 PM No.719086941

>>719086867
Grim

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:48:38 PM No.719086943 >>719089386 >>719092043

https://x.com/Wario64/status/1960202229157097697
So this is what got OP mad this time.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:49:46 PM No.719087009

>>719086867
The last two Directs that I can remember were Air Riders, which looks great, and Bananza, which would be GOTY if E33 didn't exist. Are you, perhaps, a seething Snoytranny?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:49:51 PM No.719087014 >>719087396 >>719088680

Why do tendies deflect so much?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:51:39 PM No.719087092

>>719086661
Drag n Drive. The motion micks that of cripples playing nigga ball. $20 game btw

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:52:36 PM No.719087156

>>719086867
We will get an announcement for the next 3D Mario.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:55:41 PM No.719087341

>>719085597 (OP)
It's better than a SNES game on a disc so overall not his worst anniversary

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:56:38 PM No.719087396 >>719087568

>>719087014
What deflection?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:58:34 PM No.719087527

>>719085597 (OP)

I would expect Mario Maker 3 for the 40th anniversary.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:59:20 PM No.719087568 >>719087703 >>719088680

>>719087396
They always have to bring up other companies when people are making fun of Nintendo.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:00:12 PM No.719087620

>>719085597 (OP)
I keep forgetting this even exists but this board is obsessed with it for some reason

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:01:37 PM No.719087703 >>719088192

>>719087568
Where was that in this thread?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:06:00 PM No.719087954

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And here I thought OP had an epiphany. Oh well, I guess that's what makes a lolcow a lolcow.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:07:49 PM No.719088054 >>719088172 >>719088426 >>719088440

Haha, but for real, I wonder if we'll see anything for the 40th Anniversary at the September Direct?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:09:47 PM No.719088172

>>719088054
I believe that we will get an announcement for the next 3D Mario.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:10:00 PM No.719088192 >>719088290

>>719087703
Don't be disingenuous.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:11:36 PM No.719088290 >>719088364

>>719088192
Why bring it up in a thread where it isn't happening? So much for it "always" being brought up.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:12:43 PM No.719088364 >>719088539

>>719088290
The fact that you're ignoring it entirely leads me to believe you posted it.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:13:57 PM No.719088426

>>719088054
If there is anything, it will be announced on Nintendo Today, just like Splatoon Raiders and the Zelda movie release date.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:14:01 PM No.719088430

>>719086867
I dont believe that Nintendo isnt stupid enough to do all reveals via a message on an app nobody uses... right?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:14:13 PM No.719088440 >>719088704

>>719088054
Why should they, nobody did anything for MY 40th birthday

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:15:59 PM No.719088539

>>719088364
If it exists, I might have it filtered

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:18:16 PM No.719088680 >>719088887

>>719087014
>>719087568
Why do people lie about Nintendo so much?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:18:38 PM No.719088704

>>719088440
is your name mario?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:19:49 PM No.719088781

40 isnt a major milestone

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:21:37 PM No.719088887 >>719090562

>>719088680
Is it lying to post a video of a Nintendo game?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:21:42 PM No.719088893

>>719086661
He's a cripple playing drag x drive

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:24:24 PM No.719089069

what the fuck is this shit
bring back super mario 35 you fucks

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:26:53 PM No.719089227 >>719089349

Can someone explain to me why I should be mad about this. Seems like a silly eshop game for kids and casuals to have fun with

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:28:50 PM No.719089349 >>719089505 >>719089836 >>719090335 >>719091146 >>719091458

>>719089227
https://youtu.be/-Qbpwz3hRSE
what do you feel watching this man giggling and laughing while playing a game made for toddlers?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:29:27 PM No.719089386

>>719086943
That explains it

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:31:38 PM No.719089505

>>719089349
My post explains my feelings on it.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:36:55 PM No.719089836 >>719089936

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>>719089349
>Andre Segers
>""human""
pick one

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:37:21 PM No.719089864

>>719085597 (OP)
Sou desu ka... So finarry the peak of the Switchi 2's power and abirity... have been reveared... trury remarkabre....

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:37:24 PM No.719089869

>Mario is now more infantile than Kirby, a character made for infants
This will never not be crazy

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:38:43 PM No.719089936

>>719089836
that's just /v/ every day

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:45:21 PM No.719090335 >>719090960

>>719089349
I'm not going to cringe every time I pass by a baby section in a mall just because I'm aware of grown ass men who shit their diapers and eat it.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:48:49 PM No.719090527

I wonder if we'll finally get switch ports of Wind Waker HD and Twilight Princess HD or a Mario All-Stars type release for Zelda's 40th next year

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:49:27 PM No.719090562

>>719088887
It's a lie that this is the only game we'll get for this anniversary.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:51:42 PM No.719090704

>>719086614
lmao

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:55:49 PM No.719090960

>>719090335
>baby section in a mall
i have a feeling you don't go out at all

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:57:12 PM No.719091047

IT'S OVER NINTENDO IS FINISHED

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:59:05 PM No.719091146

>>719089349

I feel nothing. If that drives you into a frothing, incoherent baby rage then that's a (You) problem.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:03:24 PM No.719091427

>>719086939
Nintendo is a yakuza company who just happens to own a whimy bing bing wahoo mascot and it so happens it became their most profitable business model
The moment they can make legal profit curbstomping baby skulls they're switching to that

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:03:55 PM No.719091458

>>719089349
Fine?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:04:13 PM No.719091478

>>719085597 (OP)
Still more games than Playstation
*backflips away*

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:06:59 PM No.719091654

>>719085597 (OP)
oldest nintendo fan's hand

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:07:30 PM No.719091684

>>719086939
I agree. I also have a moral objection to this content. Nintendo is a truly evil company.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:13:21 PM No.719092043

>>719086943
in your own words; what about the tweet you posted would cause someone to be upset?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:16:43 PM No.719092259

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