Thread 719086342

ELEPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

wait a minute, her arm...

>>719086538
wait a minute, her armpit...

>>719086342 (OP)
The mods deleted on on-topic thread instead of banning the card-carrying pedophiles. If they had done their fucking jobs early they could have prevented pedos from congregating in the first place. I expect nothing but this is a new low desu

I want to have sex with her so bad

>>719087057
kys

>>719087057
she is the most optainable phenotype irl of any nintendo character

PROOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>719088309
>irl
that's a fucking child

ZEBRA
ZEBRA
ZEBRA
ZEBRA

>>719086624
>>719087057
>>719088309
This place is dead

>>719086342 (OP)
>best form by a mile
>completely trivializes the final boss as an added bonus
Someone in the dev team really likes elephants.

>>719090908
Holy reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3XWRm31zIo
Real theme

>>719091074
I hate that it invalidates the main kong bananza, apart from concrete
It absolutely obliterates levels

I think they should have the full version of the DK rap with the full lyrics

>>719091164
Fucking autism. It's a late-game powerup.

>>719088828
out of 10

>>719091392
but i like big monke

>>719086342 (OP)
this game is so fucking cringe bro wth, whats the target audience age, arnt they banking on nostalgia?

>>719091418
Then use it

>>719091435
>cringe bro wth
How old are YOU?

>>719091164
Who cares about balance in a fucking single-player Nintendo game?

Nintendo is based for not giving a fuck about lorefags this generation.
First it was Zelda and now DK/Mario.
Timeline autists are in absolute shambles and Nintendo heads are just all "don't think about it too hard, just have fun"

Absolutely based.

I love her songs so much

>>719091392
Each Bananza is meant to fill its own niche, not to be a straight up upgrade from the previous one. The frog suit in Mario 3 isn't better than the fire flower just because you get it later in the game right?

>>719092943
You do make a good point when it comes to Mario and DK. Mario is a mascot, and Nintendo has always been upfront about stripping its characters of personality beyond the odd catchphrase, so players project themselves onto the game. Zelda is usually taken more seriously. Yeah the reincarnation thing is just an excuse to recycle the IP but there's no Zelda bowling, Zelda tennis, Zelda Kart Party Jamboree Deluxe Ultra. The IP takes itself more seriously, and it bothers to explain (in a hamfisted way) why the world looks like it does. Mario is just whatever pops into Koizumi's head at the time, and this works for a series that is entirely gameplay-focused. A direct sequel to a story-driven game should make sense within the context of the original.

>>719094176
Who told you this? Do you work at Nintendo?

>>719086342 (OP)
SHUKI SHUKI BADA HEY
(ゾウゾウゾウゾウ)
SHUKI SHUKI BADA HEY
SHUKI SHUKI BADA BADA BADA BADADADADA

>>719093785
Why are they gibberish?

>>719095036
International appeal.

>>719095230
Makes sense. Is there only one set of VAs too? The songs would sound out-of-tone with other voice actresses

>>719095036
They're meant to be in the native language of the animals she's singing for

>>719094176
Kek this faggot shut up quick

>>719086342 (OP)
>WAN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSH

When she steels herself and grabs the mic it's impossible to not see that as her building confidence to grab a dick to suck it

>>719095036
Nintendo can't write lyrics anymore

>>719099635
There is nothing Nintendo can't do

>>719099909
K. Rool approves

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEE

For me it's the HOO HAH HAH HOO HAHAH

>>719099909
cringe teen humor

>>719099909
Based adult comedy

>>719099909
Niger? What?

The best outfit?

>>719094634
RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI!

>>719099909
SHE SAID IT

>>719102145
Lady's Dress

>>719100045
cringe teen humor

>>719098694
Why is this post still up?

>>719102489
TAKE-A-SHITTIE-ON-TELA-VIV

>>719086342 (OP)
Elephant bananza is the best song