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Anonymous No.719087242 >>719087768 >>719087919 >>719087992 >>719088061 >>719088134 >>719088701 >>719089405 >>719090634 >>719090659 >>719093326 >>719093402 >>719097220 >>719102456 >>719105728 >>719112367
Are we going to play this together when it releases, right?
Anonymous No.719087768
>>719087242 (OP)
Sadly I won't be joining until next year because I want the Switch 2 version. But I'll be playing the beta this weekend
Anonymous No.719087919 >>719088393 >>719104021
>>719087242 (OP)
People will play this game for a month then get bored. It wont have the same replay ability as Mario Kart
Anonymous No.719087992
>>719087242 (OP)
I ll wait 3 years for a 70% discount on steam
Anonymous No.719088034
PINGAS
Anonymous No.719088061
>>719087242 (OP)
I'm only going to play the beta
Anonymous No.719088085
Forced Hype
Anonymous No.719088134
>>719087242 (OP)
no? looks at this shit, this is, lol, fucking autictic sonic, riding some car, why would anyone play this? maybe some children
Anonymous No.719088287
Anonymous No.719088363 >>719088393 >>719101190
>snoys think they can force their own Mario Kart /v/eekend with Sonic slop
Enjoy your dead threads.
Anonymous No.719088393 >>719088472
>>719087919
>>719088363
Mario kart world online threads died fast though, hell, tendie mods even removed CTR online threads for being more active than Mario kart threads kek
Anonymous No.719088472 >>719088583
>>719088393
Probably the most delusional snoy cope I've ever read.
Anonymous No.719088583 >>719088728 >>719092895
>>719088472
I hope your daddy janny won't remove sonic kart threads for being popular too
Anonymous No.719088701 >>719089098 >>719090376
>>719087242 (OP)
I hate Sage so much man. What a dogshit character. Reddit-tier ass character. "Aw geez dood what if Eggman had a daughter."

It's just going to make Eggaman job even harder.
Anonymous No.719088728 >>719088827 >>719088831 >>719088928 >>719089542 >>719089965 >>719092973 >>719107586
>>719088583
Crash nor Sonic will ever having 1/4th of the cultural impact or popularity that Mario and Nintendo do. Keep seething, Segasnoy.
Anonymous No.719088827 >>719091398
>>719088728
>cultural impact
Is that you, ABIB?
Anonymous No.719088831 >>719091398
>>719088728
And Mario online won't have the same cultural impact as CoD or Fortnite, yet I'm sure mods would prune those threads too
>Segasnoy
Kek you are the new snoys making because your insecure fanbase needs to remove the competition for having more threads than your games lmao
Anonymous No.719088928 >>719091398 >>719107106
>>719088728
The cultural impact doesn't make any sense since jannies have been deleting popular online games too, sounds to me you are bad losers if you need to abuse your power because some anons are having fun with non Nintendo games.
Anonymous No.719089024
If the setting was more Sega than Sonic I'd care
Anonymous No.719089098 >>719090205
>>719088701
kuudere loli is kino
Anonymous No.719089405 >>719090352
>>719087242 (OP)
Did they list the PC requirements yet?
Anonymous No.719089542 >>719091398
>>719088728
Yeah the cultural impact of being seen as the game obese autists and living basedjaks play on the bus
Anonymous No.719089965 >>719091398
>>719088728
I don't think that justifies deleting threads where anons are playing together, if you need to cheat that means your game is not that popular
Anonymous No.719090205
>>719089098
Don't get me wrong. As a fleshlight Sage is fine. Top-tier even.

As an actual character? No. She's fucking horrible.
Anonymous No.719090352
>>719089405
No not yet, I can't imagine this game taking a huge toll on PCs but I got a 3050 so idk
Anonymous No.719090376
>>719088701
If it makes you feel any better, Metal hates her too
>MET: ...
>SAGE: You seem unusually confrontational. Once I have defeated you, I will analyze your coding to ensure your loyalty programming is intact.
>SAGE: Your rebelliousness should have been patched out. This aggression is an anomaly. After your defeat, I will analyze your coding.
>MET: ...!
Anonymous No.719090634 >>719091345 >>719091871
>>719087242 (OP)
>Cartoon racing game
>Featuring real humans like Ichiban
>Featuring cringe shit like redditbob
>Every lap you have to drop your controller for 10 seconds so it can do its Goatse portal on a long ass straight line
>Fucking Whisps again
>Half of the content on release, the other half come out in 2026
This shit is all over the place, I'm not touching that turd
Anonymous No.719090659 >>719091037 >>719092748
>>719087242 (OP)
how are people already playing the fucking game?
Anonymous No.719091037 >>719091372
>>719090659
Alpha Testers/prerelease events.

Feels like I've seen the whole game.
Anonymous No.719091345 >>719091726
>>719090634
>Featuring real humans like Ichiban
Transformed had a real life person in its roster.
>Half of the content on release
If you mean characters yes, otherwise the game isn't releasing half finished
Anonymous No.719091372
>>719091037
They are trying to bank on smash roster faggotry but no one actually wants to deal with it
Anonymous No.719091398 >>719097097
>>719088827
>>719088831
>>719088928
>>719089542
>>719089965
Anonymous No.719091726 >>719092173
>>719091345
Yea and Yogcast was a fucking awful addition, might as well add h3h3 next
Anonymous No.719091871
>>719090634
>Half of the content on release, the other half come out in 2026
Thats a good thing, at least we can enjoy a full Sonic racing game for a few months before they ruin it with non Sonic trash
Anonymous No.719092173
>>719091726
I was referring to Danica but sure
Anonymous No.719092465 >>719093067
>Another generic Nintendo Vs Sega thread

Have a meme
Anonymous No.719092748
>>719090659
Well, modders have managed to bypass the network check via a tool called ue4ss to play the game offline atm. That's about all I can say.
Anonymous No.719092895 >>719093343
>>719088583
I was there for the crash one's and as fun as those were the game itself being skill based is what killed it. Sonic falls into the opposite camp. Its just a worse mario kart. Anons who played the ps5 beta said it was a worse 8. Its not faring so well. I say this as someone who buys these games everytime
Anonymous No.719092973 >>719095549
>>719088728
I know you faggots pretend to be so boderline retarded for twitter posts and views but snoy is a mocking mispelling of sony.
Anonymous No.719093067
>>719092465
>netflix shit

I never liked the archie.crap, but it never raped and damaged sonic like the idw comics and netflix show
Anonymous No.719093326 >>719094323
>>719087242 (OP)
Only because Cream is in it.
Anonymous No.719093343 >>719093516 >>719095324
>>719092895
Most people who played the beta said they just needed to tune down the items, and in more recent gameplay they have, it'll be fine
Anonymous No.719093402 >>719107429
>>719087242 (OP)
Lol no. I'm not paying 70 dollars for a cart racer you money wasting nig
Anonymous No.719093516 >>719093615
>>719093343
We'll see. As I said I'm still buying it, but I don't see it staying alive for long
Anonymous No.719093615
>>719093516
To add to this, I wouldn't mind seeing kirby air riders taking the /v racing spot
Anonymous No.719094323
>>719093326
Why do they keep telling me to Cream the Rabbit?
Anonymous No.719095324 >>719095415
>>719093343
It wasn't just the items that were. The horrible trick spam was just as annoying. The game is balanced around online play so the item spam will persist.
Anonymous No.719095415
>>719095324
I think they at least added more invincibility frames to the characters so it won't be as bad
Anonymous No.719095549
>>719092973
Apparently a popular thing to do with how often I see other retarded shit like ootsnoy, gamecubesnoy, etc
Anonymous No.719097097
>>719091398
Not only snoys dislike you you know
Anonymous No.719097220 >>719097889
>>719087242 (OP)
I'm not playing the game unless they add NiGHTS
Anonymous No.719097405 >>719102445
Any other Stormchad?
Anonymous No.719097889
>>719097220
Already got leaked
Anonymous No.719100293
I played it and It's mid
Anonymous No.719101190 >>719101323
>>719088363
do people even still play mkw? nintendo fucked up so hard that sonic actually has a chance as long as its not incompetent I kinda expect it to be, but nintendo gave sega a hell of a layup
Anonymous No.719101323 >>719101759 >>719102510
>>719101190
Yes. You find a full lobby in less than 10 seconds. Youtube and ragebait= equal reality. I say this as someone whos also buying crossworld
Anonymous No.719101759
>>719101323
Don't =

Sorry
Anonymous No.719102445
Since World was meh, definitely hyped for the public beta.

>>719097405
Omega is the best heavy.
Anonymous No.719102456 >>719102606 >>719103373 >>719107721
>>719087242 (OP)
can someone tell me how this makes any sense? why is sonic and shadow in a car? they are already faster than vehicles.
Anonymous No.719102510
>>719101323
I only say it because I got sick of the game incredibly fast but played mk8 and ctr for months when they came out by comparison.
Anonymous No.719102513 >>719103481
the soundtrack dropped and every song is a fucking banger
wonder museum is my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lf6W4Ozg5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz6b8N08rCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ_zcShOPTw
Anonymous No.719102606
>>719102456
if they werent in cars then the only viable racers would be like 3 characters also sonic likes cars you dumb faggot
Anonymous No.719103373
>>719102456
They like competition enough that Shadow refused to cheat against Sonic with Doom Powers. Them being in cars means they can lose to someone besides each other.
Anonymous No.719103481
>>719102513
Kraken Bay, Wonder Museum, and Magma Planet were always good.
>the salsa bit in Apotos
Probably the best part
Anonymous No.719104021
>>719087919
>It wont have the same replay ability as Mario Kart

Weren't a bunch of MK Youtubers saying MK World online was dead because no one wants to drive in straight lines. Sonic Crossworld will probably be better just because it has turns.
Anonymous No.719104314
>mario kart tendies vehemently denying their 500 + 80 dollar game (plus tip) isn't glorified slot machine slop at this point and buyers remorse STILL hasn't kicked in yet
holy kek
Anonymous No.719104537
>no vanilla
dead game
Anonymous No.719105282 >>719105849 >>719106484
A huehueBR found this on Bluesky. Better start datamining the DLC.
Anonymous No.719105728
>>719087242 (OP)
I don't play with browns. Sorry OP.
Anonymous No.719105849
>>719105282
Kek classic Sega
Anonymous No.719106143
WNDR Museum is a real place in San Diego
I wonder (heh) if they took inspiration for the name of Wonder Museum from it
Anonymous No.719106228 >>719106374
I'll try the demo, but am I allowed to do so on two different platforms?
Anonymous No.719106356 >>719106793
Doom when?
Anonymous No.719106374
>>719106228
Probably
Anonymous No.719106484
>>719105282
>Harper
https://youtube.com/shorts/VO19wEPQrEE?si=RKiiojUMfLr_2k5U
Anonymous No.719106689 >>719106754
>$80 for walmart brand mario kart
They can go fuck themselves. The last sonic racing game cost me like $20.
Anonymous No.719106754
>>719106689
It will get cheaper unlike Mario Kart. 25% off by Christmas.
Anonymous No.719106793
>>719106356
2big4kart.
Anonymous No.719107106
>>719088928
Wasn't one of the jannies that got doxxed revealed to be a hardcore nintendie fan?
Anonymous No.719107429 >>719107770 >>719107905
>>719093402
Here's for you then:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2269950/The_Karters_2_Turbo_Charged
Anonymous No.719107586
>>719088728
I mean, just look at CTR cast lmao.
Anonymous No.719107721
>>719102456
Anonymous No.719107770 >>719108450
>>719107429
based, that game is pretty fun.
Anonymous No.719107905
>>719107429
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1537830/Disney_Speedstorm/
*ftfy
Anonymous No.719108450
>>719107770
wtf samus from smash? sorry sonic
Anonymous No.719109298 >>719110436
Anonymous No.719110436
>>719109298
what curves?
Anonymous No.719110657 >>719112272
>what curves?
Anonymous No.719111014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeVx3o0Kk_A
The second verse is ever cheesier lmao.
Anonymous No.719112272
>>719110657
that's not how she looks like in-game
Anonymous No.719112367
>>719087242 (OP)
I'm already playing it
Anonymous No.719112571
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE