Thread 719092969

ITT: Games nobody talks about.

what game even is that old man?

>>719092969 (OP)
This supposed to be Golden Axe?

>>719092969 (OP)
Proportions are all messed up here but I've always had a few questions about Golden Axe:
1) Why does no character in Golden Axe, not even the enemies wear clothing?
2) Why is his name Ax Battler despite not using an Axe?
3) What the fuck are those things that steal your shit when you camp between levels?

>>719093937
whyd you have to dig this up, man

>>719093732
idk that game was always a mystery to me but it was pretty rad

>>719093732
>1) Why does no character in Golden Axe, not even the enemies wear clothing?
Barbarians esthetic, check films, comics and other games of the time.
>2) Why is his name Ax Battler despite not using an Axe?
Because he battles the axe.
>3) What the fuck are those things that steal your shit when you camp between levels?
Kenders or goblins.

Code of Princess. People acknowledge it for 2 minutes to a.) comment on Solange's outfit and b.) briefly shit on the gameplay. It then goes back into obscurity until the next instance of this sequence.

>>719094245
>Because he battles the axe.
I guess that checks out.

>>719094306
Good. That game is painfully shit. I could only ever see it being passable as a timewaster on the 3DS because every single fucking thing about it sucks.

>>719092969 (OP)
What is there to really talk about? Its a simple beat em up series that hasn't had a good game since the 90's. Most played the first two games. The third game is a bit polarizing though still a decent game. Then there is Revenge of Death Adder although I don't think people played that one as much as the Genesis games. Its one of the first good arcade beat em up games with the first one.

Do we talk about its story? Its characters? Its a dead franchise until Sega's shitty revival, again, with the game currently in development. Again because they tried to revive it with that garbage PS2 game called beast rider or some shit.

Sex.

>>719095194
I talk about Sex 2 all the time.

>>719092969 (OP)
The skeleton general boss from Revenge of Death Adder is bullshit. He just swipes you from across half the screen in a split second.
How are you even supposed to beat that guy without dieing?

>>719092969 (OP)
I've seen /vr/ threads about it, but there's nothing new and Sega hasn't said anything about the next game other than that it's being made at least as far as I know

>>719094245
>>719093732
Lt Bitters was the only one who wore proper armor and he was easily the coolest and most badass character in the game except for his weapon.
I guess if everyone is either Conan or, in case of the women, a prostitude, even the most generic armor set will make you look rad in compairson.

>>719092969 (OP)
One step from eden
very fun and I like the character designs, pretty sure the dev is gay or something since he references RWBY and some other stuff as flavor text for items. it's enjoyable and the sequel is cool too but it's less of a sequel and more of a multiplayer pvp thing. the other game has skins referencing touhou and some other cool stuff like other obscure indie games so that might counteract the gay shit idk

>>719092969 (OP)
Technically, Idolmaster. The few people who care about it on 4chan sure like to repost anime/game webms of them they got from someone else, almost exclusively of U149, but they never talk about any of the games. Apparently, they gloat about something, but I don't know what it is.

>>719095961
https://steamcharts.com/app/1046480
https://steamcharts.com/app/960690
Just look at that. IM@S has LESS players on their latest non-gacha release when compared to even this one.

I have a bunch that are because they're pretty obscure, but I assume OP wants games that are somewhat known.