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Anonymous No.719101527 >>719101580 >>719101620 >>719101659 >>719101698 >>719101910 >>719102101 >>719102149 >>719102394 >>719102446 >>719102519 >>719102719 >>719102903 >>719102927 >>719103030 >>719103075 >>719103194 >>719103680 >>719103727 >>719103813 >>719105497 >>719105502 >>719105809 >>719106628 >>719106770 >>719108234 >>719108520
How am I supposed to decide which class and race to pick?
Anonymous No.719101580
>>719101527 (OP)
thats the neat part
Anonymous No.719101620
>>719101527 (OP)
Not that one
Anonymous No.719101656 >>719101752
get a refund if it hasnt been two hours yet
Anonymous No.719101659 >>719101706 >>719102268 >>719103480
>>719101527 (OP)
albino lizard lightning sorcerer dark urge
Anonymous No.719101698
>>719101527 (OP)
Simple you pick an oath of devotion half elf paladin and roleplay as the ultimate hero redeeming the evil you can and smiting the evil you cannot.
Also you bang Shadowheart
Anonymous No.719101706 >>719103070
>>719101659
>default durge
cringe
Anonymous No.719101752 >>719103297 >>719104870
>>719101656
I bought it last year and haven't gotten past the goblin fight because I can't stick with one race/class
Anonymous No.719101910
>>719101527 (OP)
Duegar are the best meta pick but you have to accept that you're deep in the short king experience
Anonymous No.719102040 >>719102949
HUMAN. MALE. TWO HANDED SWORD.
Anonymous No.719102101 >>719102949
>>719101527 (OP)
>Not picking human male

You'll never be a real gamer
Anonymous No.719102149 >>719102284 >>719102949 >>719104362
>>719101527 (OP)
Human, because you're human
You'll be the face of the party, so that means a CHA focused class
The hero is always a melee fighter, meaning, paladin, a class that uses CHA
Human male paladin, there you go
Anonymous No.719102268
>>719101659
based
Anonymous No.719102284 >>719109261
>>719102149
Paladin in 5E is cringe, because for some reason nogs are Paladins in modern AAA games.
Take Fighter. Sword and Shield.
Anonymous No.719102339
>race: human
>class: evil
>sex: yes
ez
Anonymous No.719102394
>>719101527 (OP)
Oh that's simple
>Human
>Cleric
You get to waltz around in heavy armor and smash skulls with a mace while self-buffing and being a walking anti-undead murder machine
Anonymous No.719102446
>>719101527 (OP)
just listen to your inner voices retard
Anonymous No.719102519
>>719101527 (OP)
you seriously saw that creature and was like "daym i'm feeling like a total bitch ass fag today gonna play as a purple gay dwarf"?
Anonymous No.719102540 >>719105195
>open game
>"I should play a CHA class since I will be doing the talking and I wanna pick a class that looks friendly"
>halfling sorc
>everyone has to KNEEL to hug me (I only let Minsc hug me)
>as a bonus, I get Lae'zel to sit on my face every day
It's that simple brehs
Anonymous No.719102719
>>719101527 (OP)
>BG3 on console
nigger what are you doing?
Anonymous No.719102880 >>719103028
do like me and spent 50 hours in character select screen and extra 20 playing till grove to realize i'm too dumb to pick a class harder than Barbarian and finally stick to it for the rest of the game.
just make sure you are comfortable with what you see and stick with it

(next run i'll pick something else though)
not sure what to pick for my durge run
Anonymous No.719102903 >>719106091
>>719101527 (OP)
It's simple really. Short races are trash, gith are trash, elves are trash, dragonborns are for scalies, tieflings are for fags, and half-orcs are trash. Magic, ranged weapons, sneaking around, and musical instruments are for fags
Anonymous No.719102927
>>719101527 (OP)
Use a dice
Anonymous No.719102949 >>719103006 >>719106256
>>719102040
>>719102101
>>719102149
>human
>male

You're missing the most important thing.
White.
Anonymous No.719102968
Tiefling Warlock is the way to go.
Anonymous No.719103006
>>719102949
OP is brown tho
Anonymous No.719103027 >>719104996 >>719106008 >>719108129
You only have like 3 options. Paladin, Warlock or Sorcerer. Those have charisma as their main stat, and you usually want charisma for your partyleader so you can do speech checks.
Anonymous No.719103028
>>719102880
my race was dragonborn btw, after trying so many types of humans, figured i wanted to look different like an actual different race
Anonymous No.719103030 >>719103101
>>719101527 (OP)
Who does this game appeal to? I bought it because of all the hype at the time but it was so lame that I refunded it.
Anonymous No.719103070
>>719101706
wait you can customize them??
Anonymous No.719103075
>>719101527 (OP)
>human
>judge inquisitor
>aeon
Anonymous No.719103101
>>719103030
Thats because you are retarded and cant form your own opinions. You should just end yourself sooner than later
Anonymous No.719103172
use your brain you subhuman npc
Anonymous No.719103194
>>719101527 (OP)
Pick the ones you like, play for 10 hours then get fed up with your choices and reroll
Anonymous No.719103297
>>719101752
You can make your allies any class you want, so you can experience a lot of different classes all game. Especially with multiclassing.
Anonymous No.719103347
>white

>knight/paladin

Oh yeah its gaming time
Anonymous No.719103480 >>719103538
>>719101659
Durge is the cringiest fucking shit ever. The writing in this game is so fucking bad. People who like the gameplay? I kind of get it. It's decently put together and has retarded good production value, but the writing is below the average faggot fanfic. This is also obviously many people's first fucking crpg because they're all lemmings who follow the next most marketed, grassroots or not, thing. It's ridiculous.

Also people have made sex mods for this shit game, but no hot bitches mods? What's the fucking point?
Anonymous No.719103538 >>719103618 >>719108441
>>719103480
name an rpg with better writing
Anonymous No.719103618 >>719105292 >>719105354
>>719103538
Name one without better writing.

Also name your favorite 3 books.
Anonymous No.719103680
>>719101527 (OP)
tiefling warlock is the correct choice
Anonymous No.719103727
>>719101527 (OP)
I never ever have this problem because I always just pick the melee class. If there are more than one melee classes, I go for huge weapons and big damage over defense.
Picking a class is often as simple as:
If(there is barbarian) {
Pick barbarian
}
else() {
Pick warrior or fighter
}
Anonymous No.719103745
The only correct answer for this cringe game is drow durge being as cartoonishly evil as possible because that's the only fun to be had.
Anonymous No.719103813
>>719101527 (OP)
Human fighter. Or if you're cool, human wizard.
Anonymous No.719103889
Duergar is retardedly strong, duergar tavern brawler monk is like a monk version of giant barbarian, except you have on demand invisibility too.
Anonymous No.719104362
>>719102149
wrong, the best choice is wood elf for that sweet sweet movement bonus
you haven't lived until you're run 60ft in a single turn
Anonymous No.719104365 >>719104978
>drow, but not that faggot seldarine shit they added for people who want to play drows without actually being drows? What the fuck?
>durge because this is baldurs gate 3, not tav's bitch hut 3.
>level 2 warlock, rest shadow sorc because durr eldritch blast hurr
>every cartoonishly evil option when allowed, because that is literally the only fun to be had.
>kill every faggy companion because they're worth exactly nothing. Just get the mod that lets you make custom hirelings because the default ones look like troons made them or something.

There. You're now playing the game in the best possible way.
Anonymous No.719104870 >>719107409
>>719101752
Wow was this game made by chuds or something?
I can't believe they're so unthoughtful about i-our identity fluid people.
Anonymous No.719104978 >>719105536
>>719104365
>just play the game like a tranny
no thanks
Anonymous No.719104996
>>719103027
I play as the wolf druid who can't talk so the game automatically switches to the vampire for speech checks.
Anonymous No.719105195
>>719102540
halfing storm sorc *is* a lot of fun, but it pretty much depends on you wasting points on distant spell metamagic because the movespeed is sooooooooooooooooooooo fucking bad
Anonymous No.719105292
>>719103618
The Bible, Ulysses, Moby Dick
Anonymous No.719105354 >>719105619
>>719103618
Baldur's Gate probably has the best writing in the genre.
>favorite books
The Old Man and the Sea
Catch 22
The Rats in the Walls.
Anonymous No.719105497 >>719105583 >>719105898
>>719101527 (OP)
>race
Always Human
>class
Always Fighter
Anonymous No.719105502
>>719101527 (OP)
Pick half wood elf, it's good for anything
Don't autistically obsess over class, you get the ability to respec after the first dungeon-like zone
Anonymous No.719105536
>>719104978
You're a faggot, have fun with your bitch tier companions and 5e slop, fairy bitch short boy.
Anonymous No.719105583
>>719105497
Absolutely based.
Anonymous No.719105619 >>719105750 >>719107917
>>719105354
Retard with basic bitch taste. Unsurprising. You sure you don't wanna scan some more book lists to scrape a better top 3 with?
Anonymous No.719105750
>>719105619
Post your top 3, immediately.
If I can smell Harold Bloom's cockstink on your breath as I read it, you forfeit your right to post for the rest of the thread.
Anonymous No.719105809
>>719101527 (OP)
Human Fighter.
Anonymous No.719105898 >>719106205
>>719105497
It's not even a controversial take to point out that human is the worst race, I admire your conviction
Anonymous No.719106008
>>719103027
In a way, this is true, but outside of RP and avoiding a few boss fights (why would you want to?) it doesn't matter if you pass speech checks or not. It's just flavor, and desu wisdom is the more useful stat for critical dialogue checks
Anonymous No.719106091
>>719102903
Duergar is actually the best race in the game if you want to powergame and turn invisible for free
But I guess you're going by RP value
Anonymous No.719106205 >>719106443 >>719106460 >>719106510
>>719105898
aha and how so anon?
Anonymous No.719106256 >>719106430
>>719102949
I thought that was obvious with the race Human.
Anonymous No.719106430
>>719106256
Good point.
Anonymous No.719106443
>>719106205
Ah.. Uhmmm... It's not blue! and is not a misunderstood race oppressed by society (just like me fr fr)!
Also humans are boring! They have no personality!!!!
Anonymous No.719106460 >>719106615
>>719106205
They just have the least useful bonuses, you're most likely getting weapon/armor proficiencies from your class and the extra skill proficiencies are nothing compared to the shit other races get (Not to mention many of them get free extra skill proficiences anyway)
Anonymous No.719106510
>>719106205
Because the only thing you get is proficiency in one extra skill. That's it. What fucking retard at Larian thought that extra carry weight is something worthwhile in a game where you can just send shit and instantly travel to your camp and back?
Anonymous No.719106615
>>719106460
It wouldn't be so fucking sad if the mutt elves didn't also get their proficiencies f9r free but also whatever extra shit they get on top
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
Anonymous No.719106628
>>719101527 (OP)
just roll and stick with it letting fate choose always feels better
Anonymous No.719106770
>>719101527 (OP)

>role playing as a deep gnome so Mistress Minthara can femdom your sissy ass

Based honestly
Anonymous No.719107409
>>719104870
there's a shapechanging mask for young bucks like you that want to put on other identities
pretty funny you gave me the opening to bring it up
you could be a be-dicked she-drow one moment and a cloaca'd gith warrior the next
Anonymous No.719107917
>>719105619
It's funny because it literally didn't matter what three books they said.
You knew exactly what you were going to say.
Anonymous No.719108129 >>719108180 >>719108198 >>719108861
>>719103027
I am a wizard
I RP as a wizard
Anonymous No.719108180
>>719108129
nerd
Anonymous No.719108198
>>719108129
Have you tried acting, my dear boy?
Anonymous No.719108234
>>719101527 (OP)
@grok
Anonymous No.719108441
>>719103538
Witcher 3
Anonymous No.719108520 >>719109785
>>719101527 (OP)
Paladin Dark Urge, it’s like your fighting against your own nature to be a better person which I like. Default character or one of the predetermined is lame since it basically guts their character.
Anonymous No.719108861
>>719108129
Based. After the first playthrough I stop giving a shit about face and I'll fight whoever I have to if I fail to persuade them.
Anonymous No.719108889
Love Gale
Play as Gale
he is me but Wizard
Anonymous No.719109261
>>719102284
>nogs are Paladins in modern AAA games.

That's been going on since Diablo 2.
Anonymous No.719109785
>>719108520
Paladins in this setting are not strictly good guys, Minthara is a vengeance pally for example. I think a cooler spin on durge is the swords bard: you're someone who technically entertains people but actually you're a sociopathic murder machine.