Thread 719102772

Deep

hes not wrong

>>719102772 (OP)
data? you mean 5 vocal redditors with 8 hours of playtime complaining about shit in their silver rank ass existence?

>>719102772 (OP)
>corporate lizards in suites don't understand originality and human soul
Shocker.

>>719102772 (OP)
>the overwhelming consensus of the data demands that you need to make more dog sex games
do it faggot

>>719103012
I never actually met a corporate lizard. What are they like in person?

>>719102772 (OP)
I know it's obvious but the fact that it needs to be pointed out to them is an even more serious problem.

>>719104029
They are clean and well-dressed, exude power and confidence, and regard you like you would a dog.

b-but indie games aren't following games industry best practices! what's their ui/ux policy? where are their qa testers? their sensitivity consultants?!

>>719102772 (OP)
It's all GDCshit, these soulless bugs

Aren't these the incompetent faggots that have never released a finished game after years of them being in early access? Even with all the data and direct feedback in the world they can't make a single good or complete game, so why the fuck would their opinion on anything be worth more than the dirt a dog shit on?

>>719104218
You say that but we literally regard them as subhuman so the feeling is mutual

>>719104713
the average anon is becoming more and more schizophrenic

Let me guess. This "dev" is again the publishing team lead posting in xitter?

Nah, AAA is just fascinated by Soulslikes. No one actually cares about indies

>>719104652
>Kratos will "suck" his target

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>>719102772 (OP)
Maybe AAA Devs should stop sinking millions to billions into developing a movie game and just develop a good game. It worked in the 80s and 90s.

I work at a company like this, different industry. We are fascinated that someone could truly love something and not just consume it. They let that thing become their whole life. We don't know how to attain that level of dedication and it is frustering.

>>719105208
lel

>>719105308
eh who cares just fucking ignore those losers that have shit like "passion" and just throw a billion at concorde 2 or something, what the worst that could happen?

>>719105487
Hundreds of people lose their jobs, and despite what you might think, that is a bad outcome.

>>719102772 (OP)
Ih yeah sure they don't follow data and have super really creative ideas like your run of the mill metroidvania, card deck, turn based, isometric survivor #38789590, does the dev also get fascinated by how cheese is made?

>>719106751
The data shows that people actually like them. Which is the key issue. Because they want to be liked, and their data shows that they are not liked.

>>719102772 (OP)
I don't think a lot of players understand how unbelievably bloated and corporatized modern game development has become. Analytic, sales, and social teams fucking run rampant making what should take 2-4 years actually take 6-8.