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this is absolutely correct. this is why all hornyslop games have 0 impact on vidya culture in the long term
Anonymous No.719104159 >>719104340 >>719104557 >>719105563 >>719106252 >>719106279 >>719106985 >>719107509 >>719108835 >>719109204 >>719109245 >>719109710 >>719109832 >>719110057 >>719111896 >>719114164 >>719114783 >>719115194 >>719118778
>>719104051 (OP)
>this is why all hornyslop games have 0 impact on vidya culture in the long term
Tomb Raider?
Anonymous No.719104270 >>719104445 >>719108323 >>719114414
>>719104051 (OP)
This isn't really true, the important lesson to learn here is that more goes into a sexy character than just the design. Nobody wants to see a living sex doll on screen they have to have goals, a personality and desires beyond pleasing the player if they are a playable character.
Anonymous No.719104340 >>719104552 >>719105579 >>719106362 >>719106940 >>719108165
>>719104159
tomb raider was a high quality game that existed during a time when games weren't made by the average asshole so there wasn't an oversaturated market
tomb raider would have been a success even if you replaced lara with a fat guy with a jetpack powered by his own sweat
sexy didn't come into it but the devs sure did heavily lean into it with all of the official shit they did in magazines and adverts
it was a different time
a better time
sex didn't sell because sex was everywhere
just like aaa games don't sell today because aaa games are everywhere and once you've played one you've played them all
Anonymous No.719104445 >>719104953
>>719104270
but OW don't have that, they are walking tropes and still seen and still seen as the peak of sexy
Anonymous No.719104453
>>719104051 (OP)
kill all gay people
Anonymous No.719104475 >>719105207 >>719105417 >>719106157 >>719106603 >>719110230
>Character who is hot actually isn't hot
That's hot that works
Anonymous No.719104552 >>719108815
>>719104340
>Words words words
Shut the fuck up puritan larper
Anonymous No.719104557 >>719104859 >>719110720
>>719104159
not hornyslop doe
Anonymous No.719104589
>>719104051 (OP)
this is the kind of retarded idea that at first glance seems to have some credibility, so retards will spam it without thinking.
Like the β€œa character must be recognizable by its sillhouette” meme.
Anonymous No.719104782
>>719104051 (OP)
Medic > All the other mercs
Anonymous No.719104859 >>719105859
>>719104557
>Not hornyslop
>One of the earliest internet rumors was if there was cheat code to see Lara naked
>game magazine ads actually did have her naked at times
Shut the fuck up zoom zoom
Anonymous No.719104865 >>719104950 >>719105019 >>719105718 >>719110796 >>719117116
Frankly, if your character is just wearing a skintight bodysuit then it's lazy character design.
Anonymous No.719104950 >>719105461
>>719104865
t. actual faggot
Anonymous No.719104953 >>719110228
>>719104445
Many of them do have personalities, they're just limited to Marvel quips which are enough for some people. They aren't like Chinese gacha game characters where they are actual voids of personality the bulk of the time, save for a lot of the bigger games.
Anonymous No.719105005
widowmakers tits and ass are too small. initially she was the anal character because of the ass glitch.
Anonymous No.719105007
>>719104051 (OP)
The important lesson here is gay people are so annoying and degenerate they dream about arguments with their friends over what they want to fuck. At some point you realise all online discourse is ruled by catty gay people.
Anonymous No.719105019
>>719104865
Nah, it fits certain kinds of characters. Bodysuits are usually a pretty clear reference to those kinds of kitschy spy movies where characters would often wear them or possibly related to sci fi
Anonymous No.719105151
>>719104051 (OP)
this picture is unrelated
tf2 is popular because it was a game where you could make friends and play with them and people were allowed to play how they wanted and segregated in fun groups and try hards and nobody was really a hyper nigger and if they were they got kicked out but general gay niggers were kept if they were cool and funny and not just haha racism

then after a few years everyone left
all that remains is the haha racism niggers, mentally ill people, and mentally broken people that never got any of their lives together and continue to play this game chasing the watermark of their 10 year old childhood but theyre 30 in a basement somewhere yelling about someone's ai drawings at 3am in the fucking morning on the steam forums

overwatch was popular because it ignited this glimmer of hope in people's mind but ultimately the game mechanically was dogshit and their systems encouraged user harassment so that became the meta and everyone left once they got bored of it and only jerk off to the hot girls and dont actually play game and it literally exists in the idea of these people as: "What burgers?"
Anonymous No.719105207 >>719105301 >>719105417
>>719104475
I think it's the trying is cringe millennial logic, it's dumb but many people think that way
Anonymous No.719105287
>>719104051 (OP)
>"ready to meet sharpie?"
>*unzips dick*
Anonymous No.719105301 >>719105489 >>719105545
>>719105207
"Trying is cringe" is millennial logic? I was under the impression that all groups after the silent generation had that phase effectively.
Anonymous No.719105371
"You're not sexy if you're trying to be" is only true of men, not women.
Anonymous No.719105417 >>719105731 >>719105813 >>719105936
>>719104475
>>719105207
Basically it's just saying generic character designs are boring, and that being boring takes away from the sexiness. There's a million gacha girls that are "hot" but most of them don't have any impact on people because they're boring.
Anonymous No.719105461 >>719105635 >>719106020
>>719104950
t. Artlet
Anonymous No.719105489
>>719105301
It's a universal thing, ignore the generational warfare nonsense. Mostly a teenager or underachiever point of view, a way of coping I think.
Anonymous No.719105545
>>719105301
I was under that impression I don't really know who does it the most, I didn't mean to bring the generations war into it kek
Anonymous No.719105557
>>719104051 (OP)
>this is why all hornyslop games have 0 impact on vidya culture

I loathe tumblr retards.
Anonymous No.719105563 >>719105642
>>719104159
So what was the actual impact?
Anonymous No.719105579
>>719104340
Not it wouldn't retard. Lara was literally the main selling point of the game and was plastered all over it's adverts.
Anonymous No.719105620
>>719104051 (OP)
>left
>perfection
>right
>some aus dude
faggot
Anonymous No.719105635 >>719105693 >>719105825
>>719105461
the reason ai can't draw hands is because you cant
Anonymous No.719105642
>>719105563
Blue Tank top + khaki shorts
Like how Indiana Jones ruined fedoras
Anonymous No.719105684
>>719104051 (OP)
The TF2 fanbase doesn't get mocked enough. I have never seen a group of "people" who overanalyze a dude wearing a red or blue shirt so much and praise it as much as these faggots.
Anonymous No.719105693 >>719106471 >>719106727 >>719106850
>>719105635
not him but what artist is regularly adding 4 or 6 fingers to hands
Anonymous No.719105718 >>719105879
>>719104865
its lazy character design because shes literally just kerrigan with a gun not because i want to have sex with her (i do)
blizzard is incapable of new ideas
or more accurately they shy away from them because anything new blizzard tries ends up some unremarkable sexless beige blob because theyre terrified of committing to any kind of characterization in anticipation of it limiting marketing potential
Anonymous No.719105731
>>719105417
I think Widowmaker wasn't so generic back in 2015 when it released, nowadays she's still a more recognizable face in a sea of hornyslop
Anonymous No.719105813 >>719106184 >>719109925
>>719105417
Funny you mention gacha girls
Blue Archive probably has some of the tamest gacha designs outside of hoyoslop and yet dominates doujins while most of the BA threads are people talking about how ravenously horny they are for the girls.
Anonymous No.719105825 >>719106471 >>719107364
>>719105635
>immediate AI derangement
Zoomers are cooked
Anonymous No.719105859 >>719106136
>>719104859
so there was nothing actually hornyslop about the game itself but the discussion around lara was horny? that literally proves the op retard
Anonymous No.719105879
>>719105718
Yeah but it seems like these days Blizzard just wants adaptable characters that they can use for anime skin crossover events so I'm not sure where this is going to end up.
Anonymous No.719105936 >>719106117 >>719106467 >>719106578
>>719105417
That's not how this works. If a character is attractive and people latch onto them, then their design isn't generic. This is LITERALLY how gatcha games make their money, but hiding good looking characters and aethetics behind pay walls. If it didn't, they wouldn't be making money. You can shit on gatcha games for a lot of reasons, but you can't say their characters don't look good

And by what metric does a character "make an impact" even fucking mean? Lots of characters make an impact, for lots of different reasons.
Anonymous No.719106020 >>719106126
>>719105461
t. actual artlet and character designlet
Anonymous No.719106035
>>719104051 (OP)
>wife walks up to me, asks how she looks
>tell her that since she dressed up with the intent of being sexy, she is not actually sexy
>lose my house and half of my money
wtf bros
Anonymous No.719106106
>>719104051 (OP)
So you’re a faggot that’s using retarded zoomer words to say that a man is sexier than a woman? Remember that 90% of the retards that complain about coomers and shit are jacking it to gay porn.
Anonymous No.719106116
Steamies are retarded.
Anonymous No.719106117 >>719106206
>>719105936
>hiding good looking characters and aethetics behind pay walls.
Are gachafags retarded? I've never understood paying for that.
Anonymous No.719106126 >>719106306 >>719106803
>>719106020
>a human in a skintight bodysuit is a "character design"
Art school really draining creativity out of artists
Anonymous No.719106136 >>719106234
>>719105859
The fuck are you talking about? The original TR games were horny as 3D graphics would allow at the time. The entire game has her in the shortest fucking pair of shorts possible and getting a good view of her ass while climing.
Anonymous No.719106157
>>719104475
I can understand what he's trying to say but the argument is "only trannies want hot women in games" tier
Anonymous No.719106184
>>719105813
>yet dominates doujins
Astroturfed
Anonymous No.719106206 >>719106578
>>719106117
>moving the goalpost
Anonymous No.719106234 >>719106520 >>719108654
>>719106136
you are arguing that this is hornyslop lol
Anonymous No.719106252
>>719104159
OP BTFO here in 1 post
Anonymous No.719106279 >>719107979 >>719110720
>>719104159
Tomb raider was an actual game where one day the devs were horny and left it as a joke.
Hornyslop is like camwhore wank bait telling you there’s hot milfs in your area.
Anonymous No.719106306 >>719106504
>>719106126
that's how the character is designed, so yeah
how many trinkets and unsymmetrical socks does she needs to make the character design threshold
Anonymous No.719106362
>>719104340
It's funny watching anons bend over backwards with mental gymnastics when you point out video games were always bad and generally nothing has changed.
Anonymous No.719106467 >>719106892
>>719105936
>but you can't say their characters don't look good
Nigga, if you go into any gacha thread, you would see people not pulling on a character because they look bad, they aren't meta, or they don't have a fun playstyle. There are also people who fell out of love with their gachasloppa because the recent characters don't look as good as the characters that brought them in. Don't you dare post Nep with a retarded take like this again.
Anonymous No.719106471 >>719106645 >>719109860
>>719105693
>>719105825
I literally just googled starwars and this is like the 3rd image that came up and luke's hand is fucked up

it has 3 knuckles
4 fingers
1 of the fingers has some like...external nub finger growing on the middle of the finger when the hand is in a fist

"Iconic fantasy and science-fiction illustrator Greg Hildebrandt passed away yesterday at the age of 85 from being unable to draw hands correctly."

Hildebrandt's reported last words were: "After 70 years drawing fart, I realized ultimately that I didn't know what a hand looked like so I died of overwhelming gay. Ahh I can feel the gayness over taking me. It is a good pain. UGH."
Anonymous No.719106504
>>719106306
>how many trinkets and unsymmetrical socks does she needs to make the character design threshold
A helmet, chunky gloves, an absurd ponytail and big spiky boots. There, it's now an actual character design.
There is exactly one (1) well designed "person in a skintight suit" and that's just because they did it first and used good colors.
Anonymous No.719106520 >>719106926
>>719106234
This was the best they could do at the time, if had the ability to give herbig, round, heaving breasts they would have done it
Anonymous No.719106578 >>719107129 >>719109156
>>719105936
>That's not how this works.
It's entirely how it works. A character's role in the game or personality can elevate a generic design, but a perfect girl who's just hot in a bikini with nothing else going for her isn't going to be as big as a more interesting design. Even little touches like giving her cute fangs helps.
>And by what metric does a character "make an impact" even fucking mean?
Memorable character designs that inspire tons of fanart, cosplay, etc. The ones people will talk about for years.
> Lots of characters make an impact, for lots of different reasons.
Of course.
>>719106206
I'm typing out a separate reply, just wanted to get that out of the way. Please explain when you have the chance.
Anonymous No.719106603 >>719106719 >>719119509
>>719104475
The point is they're trying too hard to be sexy, not that they are or aren't
Sexuality is used by devs without taste as a fidget spinner or jingling keys to get attention
It's making too much of a point to be sexy that it's kind of dangled in front of my face like I'm some sort of brainless monkey and at some point just comes across as insulting
Like I really don't know how people find the woman from Stellar Blade attractive. She has all the necessary parts, but I can just tell the artist leaned in on trying to check boxes of "hot character" instead of just making one.

You'll have games drawing so much attention to a woman's curves with skinsuits and DSLs and garbage when what I really want is a cute girl in mostly regular clothes with skirt that shows off pantyhose clad ass once every one to five minutes that I want to ravenously chew like a feral dog.
Anonymous No.719106645
>>719106471
Greg Hildebrandt passed on?
Anonymous No.719106719
>>719106603
Exactly, this anon gets it
Anonymous No.719106727
>>719105693
Zoey has 3 hands in the No Mercy poster
Anonymous No.719106803 >>719106936
>>719106126
Anon. Bodysuits are a real thing, they are worn to take full advantage of flexibility
In a practical sense, a character like Widowmaker would need to wear one because she's speedy and an assassin who would need to get in and out of places quickly.

Character designs serve more than one purpose, they're supposed to communicate who the character is just by looking at them, you fucking clown.

If a character is wearing a skintight bodysuit, then it's supposed to say they're fast and athletic
Anonymous No.719106819
>>719104051 (OP)
honestly i think all of us have imagined what it's like to be on the receiving end of sniper's big kiwi cock at least once
Anonymous No.719106850 >>719107557
>>719105693
I really want to trick zoomers/Gen A into thinking GTA 6 is using AI for a poster.
I doubt any of them would recognize this image.
Anonymous No.719106892 >>719107267
>>719106467
Cool, that has fuck all to do with what I was talking about
Anonymous No.719106926 >>719108035
>>719106520
the actual game itself is so very clearly not hornyslop that you have to reach past the material reality and speculate about the intentions of the devs and what they would have done if they had better technology.
Anonymous No.719106930
>>719104051 (OP)
when did being gay start being socially acceptable?
Anonymous No.719106936 >>719107293
>>719106803
Yes bodysuits exist.
Anonymous No.719106940
>>719104340
it wasn't the devs that leaned into it, it was the publisher
Anonymous No.719106985
>>719104159
Lara Croft is the main character and the only thirst trap in her games.

Overwatch is coomerbait woven into wokeslop
Anonymous No.719107090
>>719104051 (OP)
Tbumrl is 4 chin for wemen
Anonymous No.719107129 >>719107945
>>719106578
>Local retard tries to sound smart
Okay. I'm happy all you can do is give vague answers about a character being "generic" or having a personallity, or can "inspire". Because clearly artists aim for their characters to be forgettable, or some don't want them to inspire anything.
Anonymous No.719107267 >>719107398 >>719107829
>>719106892
Clearly people don't pull for a character just because of their looks, and most of the time gachasloppa don't have good designs or just stop having good designs that appeal to people that downloaded the game, but I guess that is too hard for you to understand.
Anonymous No.719107293
>>719106936
Yes, and they serve a function. I'm so glad you're learning, I expect an essay after, be sure to show your work
Anonymous No.719107364
>>719105825
Once you realise zoomers have crazy AI anxiety from it destroying all entry level jobs it makes sense why they never stop bringing it up
Anonymous No.719107398 >>719107995
>>719107267
We aren't talking about the "meta" here dipshit. Yes, gameplay and stats factor into this too, but they have fuck all to do with what we're talking about now.
Anonymous No.719107420 >>719107995
>zoomers will claim THIS isn't hornyslop
Anonymous No.719107509 >>719107995 >>719108508 >>719110720
>>719104159
tomb raider didn't have an impact. it didn't introduce any new technologies or ideas.
saying tomb raider had an impact is like saying horizon zero dawn had an impact.
it's just a game that was popular. there's nothing revolutionary or new about it.
Anonymous No.719107523
>>719104051 (OP)
>dreaming about fighting your friends to prove how much of a faggot you are
Anonymous No.719107557
>>719106850
Honestly that'd work way too well. Just slap some fake AI-generated gibberish text in the corner and a few uncanny reflections and it'll spread like wildfire on TikTok. Zoomers see a slightly off-looking hand and immediately scream "AI crap". The perfect psyop.
Anonymous No.719107614 >>719107804 >>719108537
>>719104051 (OP)
>Sexy is not sexy. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
Anonymous No.719107765
if something gives me an erection it's sexy. any man with a working dick understands this. if someone is trying to tell you that something is or isn't sexy they're either virtue signalling or trying to gaslight you.
Anonymous No.719107804
>>719107614
>
Anonymous No.719107829 >>719108078
>>719107267
>and most of the time gachasloppa don't have good designs
This is just an actual lie
Anonymous No.719107945 >>719108297
>>719107129
Brother, I'm not going to type out a full essay for you about this when the meaning is obvious. You disagree, that's fine. No need to throw a fit at me over it.
>Because clearly artists aim for their characters to be forgettable, or some don't want them to inspire anything.
It sure feels that way with a lot of characters. And a lot of them are designed to check off boxes rather than out of any real passion.
Anonymous No.719107979
>>719106279
>Hornyslop is like camwhore wank bait telling you there’s hot milfs in your area.
Marvel Rivals out of nowhere
Anonymous No.719107995 >>719108172 >>719108594 >>719108670
>>719107398
>We aren't talking about the "meta"
We are, though. Talking about character design, which is "meta" in itself, and plus, I'm only replying to one part of your shitty post.
>>719107420
That's only in the ads. Tomb Raider was very light on the coomershit.
>>719107509
Literally every modern Western and sometimes Japanese game is Tomb Raider or has Tomb Raider's climbing mechanics in it.
>Asscreed
>Uncharted
>Horizon Zero Dawn
etc.
Anonymous No.719108020
>>719104051 (OP)
Its correct in a way. there is such a thing as natural beauty in men and women and rugged beauty for men.
Anonymous No.719108035 >>719108654
>>719106926
Yes, clearly sex was nowhere on the studio's mind when making these games
Anonymous No.719108078 >>719108667
>>719107829
Shartrail, Wuwa, and some shitty gacha game that failed to be even remotely popular.
Anonymous No.719108165
>>719104340
>i-it doesnt c-count
All the adverts were about sex appeal. You lost.
Anonymous No.719108172 >>719108371
>>719107995
>climbing
wow you press a button and go up. how tf else would you do climbing?
Anonymous No.719108275 >>719109482
>tumblr screenshot thread
Anonymous No.719108297 >>719108830
>>719107945
It's not a matter of disagreeing, it's a matter of you knowing jackshit about character design when you know anything about it, spouting empty platitudes about a character being "inspirational" to elivate them beyond generic slop, when that's a vague concept no artist can actually make intentionally.

Shut your pretentious ass up like you know anything about making a character of any kind
Anonymous No.719108314
I like /v/ cause one thread they'll say the lack of graphical fidelity makes older games sexier, cause you have to use your imagination, but now in this thread, they're no way Lara Craft is sexy cause "how could you find two triangle boobs sexy?"
Anonymous No.719108323 >>719111756 >>719115280
>>719104270
>Goals
Making life better for you the protagonist
>Personality
Kind
People want this not some girl boss Mary Sue character
Anonymous No.719108353
>>719104051 (OP)
Right isn't sexy at all. What is this faggot talking about?
t. actual fag
Anonymous No.719108371 >>719108816
>>719108172
Thank you for agreeing with me. Anyways, literally most games that have climbing in them really have the same climbing mechanic as the early Xbox Tomb Raider games (not the reboot).
Anonymous No.719108487 >>719108681
>>719104051 (OP)
you think they'd fuck if they met?
Anonymous No.719108508
>>719107509
>tomb raider didn't have an impact. it didn't introduce any new technologies or ideas
We're reaching levels of zoomerism that shouldn't be possible.
Anonymous No.719108537 >>719108915
>>719107614
it's the difference between fucking a scantily clad prostitute beckoning to you at a dirty intersection vs fucking your wife in sweatpants and a wifebeater at home. one is infinitely more sexy
Anonymous No.719108594 >>719108783 >>719108915
>>719107995
>We are, though. Talking about character design, which is "meta" in itself,
That is not what we're talking about, and you fucking know it

>That's only in the ads. Tomb Raider was very light on the coomershit.
https://youtu.be/T3Tz_ZU9knE?si=YQ3LagkyF_9FC5_B
https://youtu.be/u3GEb6gmLQ8?si=QX7PAcIy2fqgDpO2

Get the fuck outta here zoomer
Anonymous No.719108621
sniper is, in fact, pure sex
Anonymous No.719108654
>>719108035
>>719106234
lol
Anonymous No.719108667
>>719108078
And? Doesn't mean they have bad designs in any sense of the word
Anonymous No.719108670
>>719107995
>Tomb Raider was very light on the coomershit.
if you hold the walk button while climbing up to a platform lara does a handstand
this has zero practical utility within the game
Anonymous No.719108681 >>719108917
>>719108487
sniper would want to. widow would not
Anonymous No.719108732 >>719108862
>>719104051 (OP)
Who ever made that image is clearly either a woman (fat piggy) or gay.
In what world is a woman with an hourglass figure, in a skintight bodysuit, and is french not sexy?
There is over 26,000 posts on rule34 right now of Widowmaker. And for reference there are over 16,000 posts of TF2 as a whole on rule34 and that includes fan-made characters like Fem-Pyro and Mimi-Sentry.
Anonymous No.719108770
>>719104051 (OP)
Widowmaker is actually pretty ugly, yeah.
Anonymous No.719108783 >>719108871
>>719108594
>18 second video where an ugly 3d model has 3/4 of her body covered and she doesn't even shower
lol ok
Anonymous No.719108815
>>719104552
you might be clinically retarded anon
Anonymous No.719108816 >>719108915
>>719108371
saying tomb raider invented climbing is like saying mario invented walking. this was not some impossible feat that nobody could figure out. if tomb raider never existed, we would still have games with climbing. ooh and btw mario did climbing first.
Anonymous No.719108830 >>719109000 >>719109156
>>719108297
I really struck a nerve with those short posts I suppose. My posts never used the word "inspirational" btw. It's not like your posts are saying anything of substance either, habibi. Put up or shut up.
Anonymous No.719108831 >>719109125
>>719104051 (OP)
Why do people make shit up like this? Just say you thought of something funny. Why is everyone afraid of being themselves?
Anonymous No.719108835
>>719104159
fip bip
Anonymous No.719108862
>>719108732
>ugly ass outfit
>ugly visor
>extremely ugly rifle
>hideous metal boots
Anonymous No.719108871 >>719109454
>>719108783
>D-doesn't count
>again
I'm getting tired of this game
Anonymous No.719108915 >>719109041 >>719109348
>>719108537
This doesn't work because the prostitute might have some rare, never-before-seen STDs.
>>719108594
Not a coomer game. Senran Kagura, Leisure Suit Larry, or anything else is more of a coomer game than Tomb Raider.
>>719108816
It invented this specific style of climbing, which is still being used to this day.
Anonymous No.719108917 >>719109075
>>719108681
Widow would absolutely Sniper she's a french blue freak and you already know how Sniper is
Anonymous No.719108967 >>719109473
>>719104051 (OP)
it's possible to go too far when trying to be sexy and end up just looking comical (for example, most of the early NIKKE designs),
but this is a rare case, and most trying-to-look sexy characters actually are sexy (2B, Bayonetta, Lara Croft, the OW girls, etc.)
Sniper, meanwhile, is only attractive to gay men and sweaty fujos, but they'll fuck anything with a pulse and a dick, so that's not really saying much of anything.
point being, OP is just talking out of their ass to justify liking TF2 more (which is a perfectly respectable opinion, but you don't have to pretend TF2 has sex appeal on its side).
Anonymous No.719109000
>>719108830
Looking back, I guess I did say
>Memorable character designs that inspire tons of fanart, cosplay, etc.
Not quite the same but whatever. I stand by that part.
Anonymous No.719109003
>>719104051 (OP)
>this is absolutely correct

Stopped reading, OP is illiterate
Anonymous No.719109041 >>719109095
>>719108915
and that style is what? pressing a button to goo up? not impressed.
Anonymous No.719109075 >>719109820
>>719108917
really? i thought she would have high standards for an assassin. plus sniper is camper.
Anonymous No.719109095
>>719109041
Yeah.
Anonymous No.719109125
>>719108831
>Why is everyone afraid of being themselves?

Younger generations are afraid of being called cringe because they grew up online and are oversocialized. It happens to old people when they go online too much too. Sincerity honestly and genuine things are seen as cringe too. Everything has to be irony poisoned.
Anonymous No.719109156 >>719109256 >>719109364
>>719108830
I'm not the one pretentiously saying this shit
>Memorable character designs that inspire tons of fanart, cosplay, etc. The ones people will talk about for years. >>719106578

Again, this isn't a difference of opinion, it's you not understand what character design actually means
Anonymous No.719109204
>>719104159
FPBP
Absolute BASED
>>719104051 (OP) BTFO
Anonymous No.719109223
>>719104051 (OP)
No it's because Overwatch is a miserable game with its social interactions inhibited and limited to the competitive scope.
TF2 is an old game with more positive memories and embraces goofy shit more often than not.
Widowmaker's beauty is skin-deep and her character is predictable and stiff. Sniper's character is far more interesting as one of the more "sane" people in the merc group while still having his fair share of odd lore. He's just built to be far more interesting. If widowmaker had even half the personality of sniper tf2 people would be going full "I can fix her" and she would probably have approximately 1.5 times as much pornography and twice as many marriage proposal fanart.
Anonymous No.719109245
>>719104159
Anonymous No.719109256 >>719109634
>>719109156
How is that "pretentious?" Just because it made you feel stupid doesn't mean it's pretentious. It's a very simple statement.
Anonymous No.719109348 >>719109420
>>719108915
>Once again moving the goalpost
>Thinks TR and SK don't share the same space
Anonymous No.719109364 >>719109790
>>719109156
>you not understand what character design actually means
Alright, tell me where I went wrong. Put some substance into your posts so we have something to work with here.
Anonymous No.719109420 >>719109872
>>719109348
You are baiting. Try harder next time.
Anonymous No.719109454 >>719109951 >>719115775
>>719108871
you keep showing me things that are barely even sexy let alone "hornyslop" and keep wondering why I keep saying the same thing
Anonymous No.719109473
>>719108967
>it's possible to go too far when trying to be sexy and end up just looking comical (for example, most of the early NIKKE designs),
This.
Anonymous No.719109482
>>719108275
we go together!
Anonymous No.719109573 >>719109693 >>719110668
>>719104051 (OP)
Why are all tumblrinas TF2 fans, and vice versa?
Anonymous No.719109634 >>719109760
>>719109256
It doesn't make me feel stupid projector-kun. It makes me made, beacuse it's the midwit ass fucking take one could say about character design. The vague notion that an artist can intentionally create those things within a character, and other less talented or sellout artists just can't don't for whatever fucking reason.

You don't know dick about character design on any level.
Anonymous No.719109649
>>719104051 (OP)
That's completely nonsensical retardation.
Anonymous No.719109693
>>719109573
Good character design makes for easy fanart
Anonymous No.719109710
>>719104159
tomb raider having big tits was a bug that they didn't bother fixing. the game wasn't built around coom
Anonymous No.719109751 >>719109840
>>719104051 (OP)
people like this who can't be geuine and always need to be contrarian must live very sad lives.

Widowmaker isn't sexy? Really? So if someone gave you an ice cold glass of water you'd say it was actually quite warm just to be an asshole?
Anonymous No.719109760 >>719110208
>>719109634
>The vague notion that an artist can intentionally create those things within a character, and other less talented or sellout artists just can't don't for whatever fucking reason.
>he doesn't think artists can intentionally make more interesting characters
>he doesn't know that corporate slop can churn out generic designs
Ha, you really are stupid.
Anonymous No.719109790 >>719109852 >>719109934
>>719109364
The burden of proof is on you dipshit. You can't tell me what makes one design good and the other bad besides vague platitudes on the audience's reaction after, as if the artist can control that.
Anonymous No.719109820
>>719109075
Sniper is one of canonically the best assassins out there in the TF2 universe as he's a professional after all. She might not like him on the surface but through straight up shooting skill and taking her out of camping trips I guarantee they would be a couple
Anonymous No.719109832
>>719104159
OP status: gaped and raped
Anonymous No.719109840 >>719109987
>>719109751
>Widowmaker isn't sexy?
Yes. She's really off putting. Same thing with whatever her face is in Stellar Blade.
Anonymous No.719109852 >>719110208
>>719109790
Again, I have no intention of elaborating on the obvious for you.
Anonymous No.719109860
>>719106471
wait there is 5 fingers.
its a very very very thin line at the bottom that splits the bottom finger into a pencil thin finger

but that still makes his hand in this really awkward high angled pointer finger position where hes doing some weird C shape crip gang sign instead of just holding a bat/pipe like a normal person
Anonymous No.719109872
>>719109420
>I disagree therefore it's bait
>Wan Piss reaction image
You couldn't be more zoomer if you tried.
Anonymous No.719109925
>>719105813
the opinions of seamonkeys mean very little in discussions of hotness
Anonymous No.719109934 >>719110208
>>719109790
>the audience's reaction after, as if the artist can control that.
You seriously think artists have no influence over whether their designs are successful with audiences or not?
Anonymous No.719109951 >>719110223
>>719109454
You seem to have trouble grasping the concept "at the time" and ignoring the intention
Anonymous No.719109987 >>719110651
>>719109840
do you understand that you might be the weird one in this scenario?
Anonymous No.719109997
>>719104051 (OP)
This is why Mei and Winston are the two hottest characters in Overwatch
Anonymous No.719110007 >>719110194 >>719110309
>>719104051 (OP)
>Tumblr still thinks WidowMaker is the pinnacle of sexy
Wait until these retards see shit like The Last Origins.
Anonymous No.719110030 >>719110074 >>719110173 >>719110460
>ur ragebaiting
>ur moving the goalpost
>that's a strawman
>i accept your concession
>stay mad
hehe
Anonymous No.719110057 >>719110720
>>719104159
what is the enduring impact on vidya culture from tomb raider? People know what Tomb Raider is and that Lara Croft's pyramid-shaped titties were an early wank for boys who hit puberty during the PS1 era, but what is the actual impact of it on the broader culture?
Anonymous No.719110074
>>719110030
Classic pattern
Anonymous No.719110145
>>719104051 (OP)
>Overwatch
>0 impact on vidya culture in the long term
Don't go full retard
Anonymous No.719110157
>>719104051 (OP)
>this is why all hornyslop games have 0 impact on vidya culture in the long term
>OW
>hornyslop
Uh-huh, it has such 0 impact OW pops in all sorts of places. Or WoW. How much did it affect things, huh?

Maybe if SOME PEOPLE didn't make PORN all the time it wouldn't be called slop.
Such bullshit, Anon.
Anonymous No.719110173 >>719110248
>>719110030
>When you lose so badly, you resort to baiting to hide from the fact that you lost
Anonymous No.719110189 >>719110496
sex appeal comes in many forms
Anonymous No.719110194
>>719110007
these type of people can't comprehend ultra horny designs like this. They never ventured outside reddit/youtube so they have no experience seeing weird or fetishy stuff without it being presented to them by an algorithm or someone telling them what to think.
You'd have a hard time explaining that this design is from a real game in the first place.
Anonymous No.719110208 >>719110248
>>719109760
>>719109852
>>719109934
>Providing no evidence to support their claim or make an arguement
>Artists can totally make iconic and interesting characters because....they just can
>n-no u
Fucking designlets
Anonymous No.719110223 >>719110383
>>719109951
that argument doesn't work. hornyslop in games is tied to the technology to actually make characters realistically attractive. it doesn't matter if that was the best at the time, it isn't fucking good enough if the tits look triangular and the ass looks like a box
Anonymous No.719110228 >>719110396
>>719104953
>They aren't like Chinese gacha game characters where they are actual voids of personality the bulk of the time, save for a lot of the bigger games.
You're courting death, junior!
Anonymous No.719110230
>>719104475
Anne (with an e)!
Anonymous No.719110248 >>719110460
>>719110208
see >>719110173
Anonymous No.719110309 >>719110542
>>719110007
post her in 3d. oh yeah 2d game. apples to oranges mate
Anonymous No.719110345
>>719104051 (OP)
TF2 characters aren't sexy at all and people only like wildly exaggerated fanart of them
Anonymous No.719110383
>>719110223
>No, designers could've totally warped what was possible in 1996 to make it more realistic it was really supposed to be horny!
Anonymous No.719110396 >>719110736
>>719110228
I'm not saying that Chinese gacha games have bad characters as a rule, many of them come across as stronger characters that games made outside the region by a fair margin. Hoyo games put a lot of effort into making the player bond with their rosters.
What I'm talking about is the absolute fuckload of games you haven't heard about filled with characters that are sub-generic in their boringness.
Anonymous No.719110460 >>719110496
>>719110248
See >>719110030
Anonymous No.719110474
stop trying to salvage this thread, resetgender tourist
Anonymous No.719110483
>>719104051 (OP)
Are you retarded? It's literally the only reason Overwatch and the Overwatch characters are still relevant.
Anonymous No.719110496 >>719110605
>>719110460
See >>719110189
Anonymous No.719110542 >>719111434
>>719110309
I don't really care about Gachaslop outside of the coomer designs. If you want something similar to Last Origins but 3D, there is Horizon Walker.
https://files.catbox.moe/j33fgm.mp4
Anonymous No.719110605 >>719110671
>>719110496
>furfag opinion
And opinion discarded
I'm done here
Anonymous No.719110651 >>719111328
>>719109987
No, I'm not. You people are. They're an uncanny valley between porn designs and more normal designs.
Anonymous No.719110662 >>719111608
>>719104051 (OP)
How desperate are we to repost from tumblr?
Anonymous No.719110668
>>719109573
Tumblr is the other side of the coin of 4chan
Anonymous No.719110671
>>719110605
I thought you'd like it.
>I'm done here
Okay I love you goodbye
Anonymous No.719110720
>>719104557
>>719106279
>>719107509
>>719110057
Prude zoomer retards BTFO
Anonymous No.719110736 >>719110760 >>719110795
>>719110396
I didn't actually disagree with you, I just wanted to meme about it.
^_^
Anonymous No.719110742 >>719110818 >>719110937 >>719111057
you are all wrong
Anonymous No.719110760
>>719110736
fair
Anonymous No.719110795
>>719110736
<(^_^)> --[[No harm done!]]
Anonymous No.719110796
>>719104865
>Frankly, if your character isn't just wearing a skintight bodysuit then it's lazy character design.
FTFY.
Anonymous No.719110818 >>719110897 >>719110937
>>719110742
Left
Sexy
Right
Ironic Discord troon sexy
Anonymous No.719110894
>>719104051 (OP)
Tumblr sexymen are hornyslop for women
Anonymous No.719110897 >>719111037
>>719110818
dont you have kids to fuck on an island somewhere
Anonymous No.719110937 >>719112123
>>719110742
This proves it.
>>719110818
There is nothing ironic about wanting to fuck Neco Arc. Especially with that voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GoWIfpqJ7c
Anonymous No.719110945
>>719104051 (OP)
SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP!
MMMMMMM YUMMY BUZZWORDSLOP IN MY TUMMY!
MORE BUZZWORDSLOP, MOMMY!
MOOOOOOORE!
BUUUURRRRRRP!
Anonymous No.719110953 >>719111035 >>719111037
Hornyslop relied on woke to contrast. Now that light wokers are becoming dark woke and edgy, what will the chuds do? Asmongold himself advocated for global internet ID held up by the peter thiel gang
is /v/ going to submit to global OSA?
Anonymous No.719111035
>>719110953
>Asmongold himself advocated for global internet ID held up by the peter thiel gang
I hate those guys.
Anonymous No.719111037
>>719110897
>>719110953
Broken bots. Someone needs to fix them.
Anonymous No.719111057
>>719110742
>not original Arc VA
Nasu!!!
Anonymous No.719111328
>>719110651
If you think that's porn then you're the one with a problem.
Anonymous No.719111335 >>719111549
>>719104051 (OP)
>tf2: inspired countless hero shooters and reinvented the genre
>ow: inspired lots of porn
checks out honestly
Anonymous No.719111415
>>719104051 (OP)
>It's another "faggot says sexy woman is bad character design" episode
Anonymous No.719111434
>>719110542
shes already naked? why would i try to get her clothes off? plus i did it. didnt care for the gameplay
Anonymous No.719111451
>>719104051 (OP)
I still see 2B everywhere and Nier Automata came out almost a decade ago.
Anonymous No.719111549 >>719111659
>>719111335
>Overwatch gaave us a reason to use our dicks and fight against butthole cancer
>Troonfortress2 gave us decade worth of shitty games
OW clears no diff
Anonymous No.719111608
>>719110662
It feels like forever since I saw a tumblr post
Anonymous No.719111659 >>719111763
>>719111549
>TF2
>troons
At least put some bread on that hook!
Anonymous No.719111665
>>719104051 (OP)
Seems like the kind of person who'd argue asexual, aromantic, etc are all a real spectrum of sexuality instead of just mental illness and/or personality traits.
Anonymous No.719111756
>>719108323
so you want your mother anon?
Anonymous No.719111763 >>719111872 >>719112025
>>719111659
???
Anonymous No.719111872 >>719112084
>>719111763
>Playing on Community Servers.
See, that's your first problem.
Anonymous No.719111896
>>719104159
>OP totally BTFO and forever assblasted with a single post and the very first at that
B A S E D
Anonymous No.719112019 >>719112120
>>719104051 (OP)
Wrong and wrong.
Anonymous No.719112025 >>719112084
>>719111763
This insanity is not native to tf2.
Or to any video game in particular.
Popular games are just more likely to have all sorts of people as per standard distribution.
Anonymous No.719112084 >>719112352
>>719111872
>>719112025
Anonymous No.719112120
>>719112019
WTF Metroid is a GIRL!?
Anonymous No.719112123 >>719112275
>>719110937
tfw no necoarc lioness gf that can sing me soothing lullabies and go RAAAAAAAAAAAAA when its time for battle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ50NC15-x0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swZA8CAoCv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzehu40ajFI
https://rumble.com/v55jq0y-neco-arc-in-a-dream-ai-cover.html?e9s
Anonymous No.719112220 >>719112568
>It's another episode of dopamine fried pajeets calling you gay
Anonymous No.719112275
>>719112123
Pure sex
Anonymous No.719112352
>>719112084
>creator got banned for life
>cosmetic was changed to remove the flags
I don't see what else could've been done. Valve maybe could've sued the guy who made it, but I doubt it'd have been worthwhile.
He lost $15,000 worth of Steam games for this stunt. Good riddance.
Anonymous No.719112568
>>719112220
>It's another episode of dopamine fried mutts calling everything 'Indian'
Anonymous No.719112575
>>719104051 (OP)
Genshin has quite literally made each and every single gacha game have these horny girl designs and skins to become the most sought after model in the industry nigga
and they will forever be like this from now on.
Anonymous No.719112662 >>719113168 >>719113412
>>719104051 (OP)
TF2 has 0 impact on current gaming culture
Anonymous No.719112794
Anonymous No.719112846
Overwatch is quite fun nowadays with the perks and stadium mode, a thing that that Jeff Kaplan would have never allowed on the first place.

There's a Cowboy Bebop collab rerun right now
Anonymous No.719112913 >>719112978
TF2 is literally irrelevant nowadays, it was never even a particularly big hit outside the US to begin with, so this whole "long term impact" doesn't apply to TF2 either
Anonymous No.719112978
>>719112913
This. I can count on one hand the number of times I've ever heard of anybody even knowing what TF2 was. It's the most niche of niche games.
Anonymous No.719113168
>>719112662
the most glaring example of tf2 culture is cosmetics overload.
Anonymous No.719113412 >>719114316
>>719112662
Are you serious? TF2 invented the fucking loot box. It looked like a dumb idea back then but the game was big enough to support whales. And why not? TF2 wasn't going anywhere but upwards. More players, more content, more game modes, more shit everywhere. It was awesome.
Anonymous No.719114164
>>719104159
FIPI
BIPI
Anonymous No.719114316 >>719114691
>>719113412
>loot box
Not korean cash shops in MMOs?
Anonymous No.719114414 >>719115168 >>719115280
>>719104270
>Nobody wants to see a living sex doll on screen
Low T
Anonymous No.719114525
>>719104051 (OP)
ok but im not gay
Anonymous No.719114532 >>719115396
>>719104051 (OP)
A man can never be sexy because the opinions of women and faggots hold no value.
Anonymous No.719114604 >>719116071
>>719104051 (OP)
I'm a bit counterculture from 4chan, in that I don't inherently give much of a shit about gays. But what does piss me off is when they try to pass their gayness under the radar, like it's just a little joke or an innocent portrayal of the male form. I especially hate when they fixate on ugly, brutish men like the ones in TF2, and when they make endless fucking memes about it.

TF2, thugposting, "gender equality fanservice", and so much more, all of it gets under my skin. If the dudes were hots or thirst-traps it would be one thing, but stop doing it about the ugliest, least-sexual men on the fucking planet.
Anonymous No.719114691
>>719114316
I played original Maplestory back in 2006
They never actually gave you clutter box shit that you could unlock with real cash. The cash shop was an entirely separate entity and you could play the game for free without ever giving a shit about it. No monster would ever drop something locked behind a payment. Looking back that's pretty decent of them. But all their cosmetic shit had a lot of rental and limited use shit instead of gambling for stuff you owned permanently...
You could gamble for shit in f2p though. There was a market for shitter gloves (any class could use them). For items like it you have 5 "enchantment slots" and each GOOD enchantment that was tier had a 60% chance of working. So if you succeeded that 60% chance five times in a row you were golden. That may have been paypig shit actually, I'm not sure. Nowhere near as cool as say a gun with motherfucking Christmas lights though
Anonymous No.719114783
>>719104159
OP status rekt & kekt
Anonymous No.719114789 >>719115127 >>719117557
>>719104051 (OP)
>A guy who throws piss at people is considerated sexy.
What's wrong with women?
Anonymous No.719115127
>>719114789
something something asserting dominance
I'm more interested in how someone even came up with combat piss idea.
It's a testament to Valve's skill that they made it work.
Anonymous No.719115168 >>719116469
>>719114414
Nah. Your turn.
Anonymous No.719115194
>>719104159
fippy bippy
Anonymous No.719115280
>>719108323
Yes, but it's important not to limit your scope to just this. Even if we're going the fanservice route lots of people want anime archetype characters that don't fit inside this scope such as the tsundere.
>>719114414
You think you want that but you don't. Most characters that leave an impact on people; even sexy ones still seem somewhat human and complicated even if its only a touch.
Anonymous No.719115396
>>719114532
I'm so much more manly than you that you're basically a woman to me. So me finding you sexy isn't gay, and therefore my opinion holds value.
Anonymous No.719115775
>>719109454
>it's not hornyslop because it didn't use the word "parakeet" anywhere in the ad SO THERE
this is how schizoretarded you sound
you are truly BTFO for all time
Anonymous No.719116003
>>719104051 (OP)
That's retarded, tons of people think Widowmaker is sexy.
Like I can agree it's kind of a shit design as well as there being tons of overly horny designs that fail to be sexy or memorable because their idea of sexy is actually offputting but I'd be a moron to imply that there aren't tons of intentionally sexy designs that are both sexy, good, and memorable.
Anonymous No.719116071
>>719114604
Why are you pinning thugposting on gays? It's very standard straight zoomer humor or doesn't really belong to any group at all.
>haha I jumpscared you with two gay niggas kissing haha
The whole point is that it grosses you out and looks silly and ridiculous. Nobody is posting 4x speed black gay orgies set to Roddy Rich to "pass gayness under the radar" or whatever you're talking about.
Anonymous No.719116469 >>719117181
>>719115168
hmph....
Anonymous No.719116663
Maybe the "standard" beauty ideal persists because it's simpy what most men are attracted to. That's not really something you can change through social manipulation or shaming. Calling it goonerslop or objectification or sexualization won't make it unattractive and it's crazy that we're still having this discussion, 15 years later.
Anonymous No.719117116
>>719104865
I agree, they should be skin tight thigh revealing unitards instead
Anonymous No.719117181
>>719116469
Anonymous No.719117557
>>719114789
gay men*

ive never met a woman that has tf2 in her recently played games list in like 20 years
Anonymous No.719118680
>>719104051 (OP)
>artist intention doesn't matter
that same person probably has a thousand rants about "respecting" artists too
Anonymous No.719118778
>>719104159
>all the trannies seething in the replies
Anonymous No.719118945 >>719119059 >>719119328
>>719104051 (OP)
He has a point but I would have worded it differently. It's more like desperate tryhard sexiness vs confident casual sexiness.
Anonymous No.719119059 >>719119328
>>719118945
considering the terabytes of WM porn, he absolutely does not.
Anonymous No.719119328 >>719119810
>>719118945
>>719119059
The specific example is bad, but there's something to the point he's trying to make.
Anonymous No.719119509 >>719120443
>>719106603
she is hot your just a faggot
Anonymous No.719119810
>>719119328
it sounds smart in his head because "wow opposite is actually true :O" contrarianism
but is absolutely retarded if you think about it for more than 1 attosecond.
An objectively attractive character literally is attractive, and trying to subvert conventions won't change this.
Meanwhile, forcing a normal design (Sniper) to suddenly be "sexy" won't magically make it sexy. You're just trying to artificially declare your contrarian opinion as fact.
An inverse of this was when people had this obsession with making Velma the more attractive character than Daphne, just because she was an "underdog"
Anonymous No.719120443
>>719119509
Widowmaker is the least attractive woman in the original OW cast. She remained the ugliest woman in Overwatch until they released that african centaur robot.
Anonymous No.719121402
>>719104051 (OP)
>Sniper
>Not meant to be attractive