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Anonymous No.719104750 >>719105796 >>719106612 >>719106641 >>719108460 >>719110165 >>719110402 >>719110602 >>719110936 >>719111239 >>719112023 >>719112375 >>719112407 >>719115314 >>719116575 >>719116771 >>719117358 >>719123580 >>719123754 >>719125861 >>719128670 >>719128773 >>719129018 >>719129271 >>719131048 >>719133171 >>719134486 >>719136070
>new game comes out
>I PIRATED THIS I PIRATED THIS I PIRATED THIS!!!!!
What the fuck is with you vegans? lol
Anonymous No.719104975
EXO-SKELLY-TEEN
Anonymous No.719105098
I eat meat though?
Anonymous No.719105710
I'm going to pirate MGS:Delta btw XD
Anonymous No.719105796 >>719108163
>>719104750 (OP)
YEE YEE
Anonymous No.719106052
Stop being such an ass Haze
Anonymous No.719106559 >>719111248 >>719111701
What was this dude's problem?
Anonymous No.719106612
>>719104750 (OP)
i pirated your picture
Anonymous No.719106641 >>719106816
>>719104750 (OP)
The whole damn gaming industry is my enemy
Anonymous No.719106816
>>719106641
Then it's a fair fight.
Anonymous No.719108163
>>719105796
(YE)
Anonymous No.719108460 >>719108885
>>719104750 (OP)
I mean how would you feel if you spent every waking moment trying to get people to become PC vegans, only for them to still prefer to play consoles? You'd probably spend every waking moment coping and seething like them. They'll list every single benefit for PC over console and people will still opt to play console over PC...and they continue to chimp out over it. It's actually hilarious, no matter how much they chimp out or scream or shit their pants people will continue to do what they want which is play consoles.
Anonymous No.719108885 >>719109176
>>719108460
Which console is your favorite, anon?
Anonymous No.719109176
>>719108885
1. Dreamcast
2. SNES
3. PS2
If you're talking about modern platforms I play: PS5/PC/Switch 1.
Anonymous No.719110165 >>719128579 >>719128924
>>719104750 (OP)
Every time I see someone reply with their elaborate murder fantasies, I think of them as Haze, but underage, harmless and mildly retarded.
Anonymous No.719110305 >>719110376 >>719116591 >>719116848 >>719117073 >>719117121 >>719123872 >>719134176
I love how mad paypiggies and consolefags have been trying to make "PC vegan" catch on for YEARS but it simply doesn't work.
Anonymous No.719110325
Smoothie time :)
Anonymous No.719110376
>>719110305
Keyed post
Anonymous No.719110402 >>719110934
>>719104750 (OP)
Don't mind me, just pirating your thread.
Anonymous No.719110602 >>719110664
>>719104750 (OP)
get bent
Anonymous No.719110664
>>719110602
JJ&E No.719110934
>>719110402
Wow that's so hot. Wanna come over my house and play pirated PS3 games with me?
Anonymous No.719110936 >>719111071
>>719104750 (OP)
Maybe if they sent more than rookie cops to my house to stop me I wouldn't be able to pirate everything.
Anonymous No.719111071
>>719110936
>Licensed by Tameem
>FUCK YOU
Anonymous No.719111203 >>719111315 >>719111449
I WILL pirate videogames
I WILL brag about it
I WILL be pretentious and annoying
I WILL shit up your 4chan catalog with my bullshit
I WILL tell you all about everything I do with a sense of superiority and smugness
I WILL insult you and make you feel irritated if you say something that makes me mad
I WILL ban evade and be even more egregious because of it

And I will be happy :)
Anonymous No.719111239
>>719104750 (OP)
Your post would be better spent on a goat
JJ&E No.719111248
>>719106559
He lived in a society.
Anonymous No.719111315
>>719111203
I don't remember making this post
Anonymous No.719111449 >>719111560
>>719111203
Rent free
Anonymous No.719111560 >>719112251
>>719111449
>indian doesn't understand
Anonymous No.719111701 >>719113958
>>719106559
There is nothing more cringeworthy than an author's self insert. Especially if said author is a drooling imbecile who was raised as a girl.
Anonymous No.719111993 >>719112351
>new game comes out
>I PIRATED THIS I PIRATED THIS I PIRATED THIS!!!!!
Anonymous No.719112023
>>719104750 (OP)
I'm not your enemy, OP!
Anonymous No.719112251
>>719111560
Anonymous No.719112351
>>719111993
Kek this
Anonymous No.719112375
>>719104750 (OP)
The best part of pirating a game isn't playing it. It's telling everyone online that I did.
Anonymous No.719112407
>>719104750 (OP)
YE YE
YE
Anonymous No.719112464 >>719112513
YE YE
Anonymous No.719112513 >>719112664
>>719112464
ASS
Anonymous No.719112664
>>719112513
TAXI
Anonymous No.719113958 >>719114339
>>719111701
If you think Haze is the creator's self-insert you're a retard. Haze constantly gets shit on by other characters for being a loser. If you read the leaked script, it's way more obvious that the other protagonist who was supposed to be playable in later chapters is the author's self-insert.
Anonymous No.719114292
Pirated a few games like Vampire Survivors and Palworld before buying them because pirate sites be slow as hell when it came to updating them assuming they got updated ever. If you really want to feel useless ask on IGG for an update on a game, they will basically tell you to buy the game so they can upload it. Like what is the fucking point??? Not that it is a real site anyway. Putting a game into a pre-made copypasta folder from another pirate site isn't exactly enough to hide the fact of what they are doing even if they rename the main game folder to "Game" pointlessly just forcing me to name it back so I know what ver I have. Pirate sites are so awful that simply having devs update the game once a week is enough to get people willingly to pay for it. Hell pirate sites basically act as free hosting for a demo for a lot of games. Steam is great because not only you are buying games but you buying the service of the platform itself that shitty pirate sites simply can't keep up with. Like you have shit like fitgirl and steamunlocked but just like IGG most sites just steal from another site.

Like sure you got the game for free but by the time you play it I already play the updated ver on time while you are weeks behind. Like unless it is GOG ver of Rimworld or something I wouldn't hold your breath if you going to pirate any game that have massive updates.
Anonymous No.719114339 >>719114918
>>719113958
>If you think Haze is the creator's self-insert you're a retard. Haze constantly gets shit on by other characters for being a loser.
Not mutually exclusive, dumbass. Two words: Self loathing
Anonymous No.719114918 >>719116712
>>719114339
Once again you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. You've just watched the mandalore video and regurgitated his opinions.
Anonymous No.719115251 >>719116468 >>719129529
What's the deal with this Haze guy? Should I play his game?
Anonymous No.719115314
>>719104750 (OP)
I saved $80 I can use on two orders of Taco Bell instead.
Anonymous No.719116045
For me it was THPS 3+4 most recently, felt good playing through the whole game before actual paypiggies even got to.
I also pirated the most recent pre-censorship version of Ready or Not to spite the devs, probably won't even play it.
Anonymous No.719116468
>>719115251
Yes, it's a unique experience
Anonymous No.719116575
>>719104750 (OP)
Cry about it
Anonymous No.719116591 >>719116754
>>719110305
>Bomberfag
post ignored.
Anonymous No.719116712 >>719117630
>>719114918
>Once again you clearly have no idea
And you are trying way too hard. Even for a Haze thread
Anonymous No.719116754 >>719117239
>>719116591
>acknowledges post and comments on it
Yeah you really ignored it little guy
Anonymous No.719116771
>>719104750 (OP)
>vegans
Huh? If anything PC are anti vegans because we get to eat everything
We're like onnivorechads
Anonymous No.719116848
>>719110305
And yet PC vegans stuck because most of the OTHER insults have been word filtered on this site. All the other console-based insults COMBINED don't have as many filters as vegans do. Why do we need to protect their fragile egos so much if they're so great?
Anonymous No.719117073
>>719110305
if its been used for years, doesn't that mean its caught on?
Anonymous No.719117121 >>719117234 >>719117840
>>719110305
As an idort, it's a valid statement.

It's awesome that people can emulate Switch games but holy fuck man, it's insane that you can't mention the Switch half the time without someone pointing out that you can emulate it. We know. We ALL know. It's cool that we can do that, yeah. We were talking about Metroid Prime 4s trailer though.
Anonymous No.719117205
so when? when is MGS Delta fitgirl edition come?
Anonymous No.719117234 >>719117835 >>719118056 >>719119580 >>719123938 >>719133597
>>719117121
>. We know. We ALL know.
That's the thing though, normalfags don't know
Anonymous No.719117239
>>719116754
I'm not reading any post from a bombertard
Anonymous No.719117358
>>719104750 (OP)
Why do consoomers seethe so badly when people don't want to perpetuate the pozzed, predatory practices in the medium?
Anonymous No.719117630 >>719119131
>>719116712
I'm sorry that I'm an oldfag who's actually both played the game and seen /v/ streams of it AND gone as far to be so autistic about this stupid game that I'll read an entire leaked script.

I even bought the game on steam and bought copies for my friends just to meme them into playing the game before the game was made free. You do not know my levels of autism.

Haze isn't Jake Caro's self-insert. Even though Haze gets his way a lot of the time, he constantly gets shit on and made fun of by more competent characters. A lot of characters treat him with respect but a lot also treat him like a complete joke. Sure Jake probably put some of himself in Haze, as any writer would do, but if Haze were a blatant self-insert he wouldn't get as made fun of as he does. Also Jake does not have self-loathing, from what other devs have said Jake has a massive ego.

Samson (the game's other protagonist) comes off way, WAY more like a self-insert. He's the doctor who's always constantly saying stuff that's trying to come off as deep and every other character takes him seriously and all of the parts with him suck because of it and leaves you wishing Haze was the protag again.
Anonymous No.719117835
>>719117234
And they shouldn't know, they should keep paying so we can emulate in peace without videogames getting even worse. You fucking idiot. Have you never heard of gatekeeping? Why do you want things to get popular so bad?
Anonymous No.719117840
>>719117121
>idort
It's funny how each generation this turns more and more into an insult.
Anonymous No.719118056 >>719119212
>>719117234
It was a thread on /v/, talking about the new Metroid trailer at the time. What do normalfags have to do with it?
Anonymous No.719119131 >>719119370
>>719117630
>he constantly gets shit on and made fun of
not all self inserts are mary sues you autist
Anonymous No.719119212
>>719118056
yeah man ignorant normalfags never post on /v/
absolutely unheard of
Anonymous No.719119370 >>719119490 >>719121127 >>719129329
>>719119131
Give me some actual evidence Haze is a self-insert beyond "he's edgy and he talks back to his parents"
Anonymous No.719119490
>>719119370
I'm not the one saying he's a self insert, but his flaws, a lack thereof or how other characters treat him wouldn't have anything to do with that
Anonymous No.719119580
>>719117234
>normalfags don't know about pirating and slash or console emulation in >2k12+13
yeah alright
Anonymous No.719119724 >>719133616
that nigga Nieve grew on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiAL5HsHQyY
Anonymous No.719121127 >>719121936
>>719119370
the project lead behind the lolcow game is 1:1 haze. which asserts the central pedo plot with even more red flags then it originally was
Anonymous No.719121936 >>719129431
>>719121127
He isn't. Jake Caro is a retarded egotistical junkie who spent most of the kickstarter money on crack and gacha rolls and somehow had enough charisma to get a bunch of people to work for him for free. The only thing similar between him and Haze is that he apparently tried catfishing pedos when he was younger. Haze is a massive moralfag while Jake doesn't seem to be one and Jake also has a charge for child endangerment, take that as you will.

Anonymous Agony makes a lot more sense when you realize it isn't "edgy guy making a self-insert wish fulfillment story" and it's just some guy trying to make an edgy MGS ripoff with a persona-like skin.
Anonymous No.719122528 >>719123451 >>719123654
AA bros... Is it really over? I need more Caro Kino
Anonymous No.719122571
YE YE
YE
Anonymous No.719123451
>>719122528
There's always the "leaked" script. I say leaked but Jake officially posted it few years back. It has good and funny shit in it, I recommend giving it a read through. Despite being a complete crackhead Jake is a very entertaining writer, and I'm honestly sad some of the hilarious stuff in File 3 will never be made into an actual game with voice acting.
Anonymous No.719123580
>>719104750 (OP)
Well it'd be lying to say you bought it.
Anonymous No.719123654 >>719125438
>>719122528
he's too self aware now there's no way it won't poison his work if he ever did actually finish it, but he probably never will

by his own admission the majority of YE YE threads for the last few years were all made by him genuinely trying to shill his game
Anonymous No.719123754 >>719129019
>>719104750 (OP)
Can't tell whether you are mad goycattle or you can't afford a VPN to pirate, lawl noob
Anonymous No.719123872
>>719110305
but if it stuck for years then it did catch on. thoughtless post.
Anonymous No.719123938 >>719126571
>>719117234
Good, they shouldn't know, because they'll ruin it like they ruin everything. Remember what happened to Vimm's Lair?
Anonymous No.719124264
I miss the original AA threads long ago. Those playthroughs with anons were fun.
Anonymous No.719125438
>>719123654
It's already pretty much finished even if the script is missing some parts. He's more like TGT's lazerbot in where even though he's self-aware now he still just wants to tell his super autistic story.

That said he's never getting a team to continue things, and unless a group of even more autistic fans get together the script will probably be all we'll ever get.
Anonymous No.719125861
>>719104750 (OP)
I'm surprised there isn't more porn of his little sister
Anonymous No.719125969 >>719128389
How long ago was Haze's game?
Anonymous No.719126571
>>719123938
>this was a whole ass year ago
shit, feels like just yesterday
Anonymous No.719128389
>>719125969
a more soulful game, from a more civilized age
Anonymous No.719128579
>>719110165
PORNO-CHAN
Anonymous No.719128670
>>719104750 (OP)
indeed, true men of the seas don't go online to preach about ti
real g's move in silence like lasagna
Anonymous No.719128773
>>719104750 (OP)
Retards that constantly brag about their piracy and emulation practices are why rom sites keep getting shut down.
Anonymous No.719128812 >>719128931
Exoskeleton status?
Anonymous No.719128924
>>719110165
Anonymous No.719128931
>>719128812
checked thoroughly
Anonymous No.719129018
>>719104750 (OP)
Haze is literally everything /v/ fantasizes of being
Anonymous No.719129019 >>719130552
>>719123754
gofile link por favor
Anonymous No.719129126 >>719129171
WTF even happened to this game, did Haze ever stop the Patriots?
Anonymous No.719129171
>>719129126
It started getting to close to reality so they shut it down.
Anonymous No.719129271
>>719104750 (OP)
I really only mention it when someone like you brings it up to complain, because I can't pass up a chance to live somewhere rent free. And vegan is like gay in that it's really only insulting to insecure kids, because an actual vegan would just say you're labelling them accurately
Anonymous No.719129329 >>719129904
>>719119370
The monologues he puts out regularly through out the game where it is very clear it is some kind of daydream fantasy, the hooker scene as an example.
Anonymous No.719129431 >>719129904
>>719121936
>The only thing similar between him and Haze is that he apparently tried catfishing pedos
And how many other people have done that? That is as SIMILAR to Haze as you CAN be.
Anonymous No.719129529
>>719115251
RPG Maker walking VN about a teen looking for a predator after his sister was assaulted. Somewhat inspired by Persona aestherically and has some comical lines and memorable NPCs.
Anonymous No.719129904
>>719129329
Or maybe that's just because that's Haze's character and Jake's writing style. Half of the freeflow conversations are characters going on massive MGS-style monologs to another character that just listens.
Saying Haze is a self-insert is like saying anyone in Tails Gets Trolled is a lazerbot self-insert. Yes, lazerbot has put events in the story literally based on his life experiences, but none of the characters are literally him. And yes I know there's a literal lazerbot self-insert in the recent chapters shut up that doesn't count

As I've said before, the doctor protagonist later in the script comes off way, way more like the character is just a mouthpiece for Jake Caro. I genuinely do not think Jake was writing Haze and expecting people to go "wow he's literally me he's so cool", he was just trying to write an edgy but entertaining character.

>>719129431
There are literally entire youtube channels focused around that. It's not exactly an uncommon thing.
Anonymous No.719130552 >>719130939
>>719129019
gamedrive org
Anonymous No.719130587 >>719130757
El Donte > Haze
Anonymous No.719130757
>>719130587
Fuck you!
Anonymous No.719130939
>>719130552
>We're experiencing higher than normal traffic at the moment.
thanks anyway bro
Anonymous No.719131048
>>719104750 (OP)
>mocks niggers for posting their illegal antics on social media
>proceeds to pirate
>talks about it fucking EVERYWHERE
>replies to official game publisher accounts "i pirated it, thx"
You guys are literal niggers, thats why piracy will die off for good. I laugh as it gets clamped down on so hard that it will become so difficult and inaccessible for the average person (you) to do.
Anonymous No.719131096
Anonymous No.719133171
>>719104750 (OP)
Video game piracy and veganism have literally nothing in common. Schizo post somewhere else retard.
Anonymous No.719133597
>>719117234
Normalfags knowing is why Ninty went nuclear on Switch emus, dumbass.
Anonymous No.719133616
>>719119724
Nieve is unironically underrated
Anonymous No.719133636
fuck paypigs supporting cancer
pirate is the way of life, test before buying always. preordering cucks
Anonymous No.719133917
vegans?
Also why waste money you don't have or you don't want to spend?
Anonymous No.719134176 >>719135215
>>719110305
I'm pretty sure it's one guy trying to force this meme.
Anonymous No.719134486
>>719104750 (OP)
>implying that people that pirate games were ever going to buy them
>implying that the number of said instances of piracy amount to the equivalent of even a small percent of sales
>implying that Gaypass is not an order of magnitude more harmful to the production of good video games
Anonymous No.719135215
>>719134176
I think it may be the same guy attaching the term "snoy" to every nintendo thing (like gamecubesnoy or n64snoy or OoTsnoy). Started appearing around the same time and has the same speech mannerisms.
Anonymous No.719136070
>>719104750 (OP)
Not all of us can afford $100 steaks for our dogs bro