Thread 719107062

So let's just say I'm someone in the know who knows when the next Nintendo direct will be and what will be in some of it:
Fire Emblem 4 remake (finally)
Metroid Prime 4 releases November 6
Hyrule Warriors releases December 14
Kirby Air Riders trailer
Mario Movie 2 Cast reveal- Hunter Schafer is Yoshi, Danny Devito is Wario and others
Death Stranding Directors Cut for Switch 2
Witcher 3 Switch 2 edition
Marvel's Spider-Man and Miles Morales coming in 2026 to Switch 2
Marvel Ultimate Alliance 4 announced for Switch 2
Native versions of RE2/3/4 Remakes and 7/8 for Switch 2
Super Mario Galaxy 2 HD will release on the eshop on October 18, the 40th anniversary of the NES releasing in NA
Mario Kart World DLC announcement
NSO update- Dreamcast coming to NSO same day and DS in fall
Final Fantasy VII Remake trailer/date
Elden Ring trailer/date
The Duskbloods new trailer

>>719107062 (OP)
Nice fanfiction retard
*rapes you*

>Mario Kart World DLC announcement
is k rool really getting added?

When will we get new main pokemon?

>>719107062 (OP)
>So let's just say
fake

>>719107062 (OP)
>complete yawn fest
Pretty believable!

>>719107062 (OP)
Honestly probably one of the most believe ND larps I’ve seen in a while.

>Metroid Prime 4 two weeks before Kirby

You stupid fuck. You absolute buffoon. You bumbling retard.

>>719107062 (OP)
>Hunter Schafer is Yoshi
I think most people missed this part of the joke.

>>719107062 (OP)
>Dreamcast coming to NSO
Too good to be true.