Thread 719128548

>game boy, chocolate cake, and milf sex
I can't believe this was how nintendo marketed the gameboy in the 90s. times really were different.

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!

>>719128592
Doesn't matter, had sex.

>>719128548 (OP)
The joke is that he could care less about food or sex and just wants to play his Game Boy. Sad to see the irony fly over your head.

>>719128548 (OP)
I miss pre-cancel culture so much

>>719128548 (OP)
She looks like she's grooming that minor

>>719128548 (OP)
Lauren Holly is a fukken goddess.

Sometimes I wish I were still a boy. Life was better back then.

>>719128548 (OP)
/ss/ is justice

https://civitai.com/models/1837744/choclate-cake-gameboy-and-me-concept?modelVersionId=2079640

you can make your own OP

>>719129115
She even aged alright.

>>719128548 (OP)
I genuinely don't find her attractive and I hate those high string bikini bottoms, I don't know what it's called but you used to see them all the time and now I feel like I see them all the time in video games, too, and they're super unsexy, they make your hips look narrow.

>>719130416
>I hate those high string bikini bottoms,
You know, I used to feel the same way when I was a kid, it looked weird. But as I grew older, I realized that they're meant to be appreciated from the back.

>>719130561
I have too much appreciation for normal hip bikinis desu when they jack all that shit up it just looks weird

>>719130416
I hate those style bottoms as well. They just don't look good. Low will always be better

If you reversed the genders, you would all be singing a different tune

>>719128784
You speak of this like it's a bad thing

here's a nintendo ds ad from 2007
she's his aunt

>>719128784
Shut the fuck up.

>>719128548 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5mYLt_OoDY

>>719130416
Back to the kitchen

Shotaphile

>>719128548 (OP)
where my Mandela effect bros? this bitch said "or."
"chocolate cake, gameboy, OR me?"

i remember. i remember it and when the world made sense. i'm not wrong.

>>719131291
officers that one

>>719131685
She said which one first, the implication is he gets all of them one at a time

Boy this aged well

>>719131775
no, man, in the only version of this ad i can find she says "chocolate cake gameboy AND me" now
but look at this >>719131884
this artist remembers how the line went, like i do: she said OR.

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>>719132710
The scene is a dream sequence where he's getting all his favorite things, there's no "or". If you've never seen it (and just saw the meme), you could easily assume she's asking him to choose one.

>>719128548 (OP)
Ruined by the cake

>>719128548 (OP)
this is pedophilia

>>719130816
>If you reversed the genders, you would all be singing a different tune
Stop being a bitch, none of it was ever a problem, stop letting your karen mother ruin your life

>>719133385
Explain how without sounding insane

>>719128548 (OP)
>cake lasts 10 minutes
>sex lasts 30 seconds
>gameboy lasts 12+ hours
why would you not pick the gameboy

>>719133535
he's a child and she is an adult woman, its sick. it should be a girl his age in a bikini instead

>>719128548 (OP)
The game boy advance ads were pretty clear that you should have sex with her and then play game boy in bed afterwards. The only question is cake before or after sex & game boy (probably before)

>>719131136
jewish degeneracy

>>719128784
>he could care less

>>719128548 (OP)
Idk who keeps posting this shit or why but that is a fine looking woman so good taste.

>>719133570
>he's a child and she is an adult woman
That's not pedophilia, it's sexualizing the woman, not the boy and the point of the ad is that he isn't interested in sex even at all.

>>719133558
>sex lasts 30 seconds
i see you’re a quick shot, lil bro

>>719133570
that's retarded. go to the doctor and tell him to unjew your brain

>>719133620
Explain how without sounding insane

>>719133786
you lack media literacy

sex with kids is ok

>>719133886
No, pedophilia is sexualizing the child, the ad clearly sexualizes an adult woman for PG rated comedy

>>719133786
this was never an ad you gullible dumbfuck it's a scene from a movie

>>719133385
>>719133570

>>719134083
>this was never an ad you gullible dumbfuck it's a scene from a movie
Incorrect, it was a product placement advertisement for a Nintendo product, a common industry tactic for advertising.

>>719130416
>>719130759
What’s the problem?

>>719128784
That is not the joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSJAu2MTqGo
The scene plays on a running gag where he has a crush on this lady who is a deputy (his father is the sheriff).

>>719134141
now instead of the guy wearing a shirt that says he likes little anime girls, instead put the reality that it's actual cheese pizza instead. no lolicon ever cares about this and the projecting comes from the real ones

>>719130416
>I hate those high string bikini bottoms
low test

>>719130416
You seem to have a case of extreme gay

>>719133617
Cake during sex and gameboy for post nut clarity.

>>719134721
Have you ever tried eating during sex? I feel like it'd make me want to take a shit

>>719133840
Can we stop pretending sex itself doesn't last 2-5 minutes. The whole online discourse around this has been reshaped by pornography.

>>719131685
>>719132710
She says AND me, and then asks which one would he like FIRST. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSJAu2MTqGo&t=25s

>version of this ad
It's not an ad.

>this artist remembers
His reimagination of this scene does not inherently mean he remembers it one way or the other. Just kill yourself.

>>719130816
It wouldn't make sense if you reversed the genders, girls don't play video games

>>719134212
god damn

>>719133570
>it should be a girl his age in a bikini instead
Admit it, your a pedophille

>>719134878
Not that anon but it depends, I would say generally speaking, if it takes you too long to orgasm when fucking a girl, your body is telling you it's the wrong girl.
I think guys like >>719133840 get an ego because they last 45 minutes with Asylum Demon, not realizing that physical compatibility is what makes men and women orgasm quicker, it's telling on yourself.

>>719134928
>It's not an ad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Product_placement

For me, it's the baseball card she pulls from out of her ass

>>719130816
Huh? /v/ would like that even more

>>719134354
>I can't believe this was how nintendo marketed the gameboy in the 90s. times really were different.
That's not true, modern ads are like that too.
https://litter.catbox.moe/8ytp98yzsj0psuja.avi

>>719135252
Now produce the evidence that Nintendo actually paid for it.

>>719135335
Oh shit!

>>719135335
>853MB
That's a lot of dolphin porn.

>>719135285
The card's not mint anymore if she pulled it out of her butt, it's got her butt sweat all over it now. At best it's probably a B or C grade. She lowered the value thousands of dollars by doing that.

>>719132894
I have frogeposter fatigue

>>719135518
It's one hour long after all.

>>719134141
The guy on the left is more likely to be a redditor who hates anime.

>>719135350
US copyright law states that works for the expressed intent to make money that use an identified product must get the expressed consent of the copyright owner.

Fair use would work if it were a review, or if is wasn't making money.
Nintendo specifically product placed that Gameboy during an active advertisement campaign for their latest product.

>>719133896
Anon...

>>719134212
Lordosis Stacys keep winning.

>>719135335
I didn't know dolphins could cum that hard.

>>719133863
You have to understand that almost every major game exec in the '90s looked like this suck fuck, fresh out of the Los Angeles porn valley, running on cocaine and arcade cigarette haze. If Bobby Kotick had it his way it would all be the same.

>>719135663
>Fair use would work if it were a review, or if is wasn't making money.
>source: dude trust me

>>719128548 (OP)
every straight boy had at least one older chick who made him feel funny and wanted to do stuff with that he didn't really know about or understand. A teacher, friend's mom, sister's friend, etc.

>>719135335
Literal cp kill yourself.

>>719135335
You know I had a hunch after seeing the file size but I downloaded it anyway. Serves me right I guess.

>>719128548 (OP)
>you will never be a shota at the mercy of older female perverts again
Dammit, why did no hot mature lady ever did anything to me back then? I was really cute as a kid too...

>>719133570
Post it.

>>719135881
So true. Friend's mom, literally walked around in the nude after a bath while we were playing in the living room. (friend turned into an ass-spreading degenerate, whoda thought)

>>719133535
Explain how a woman having sex with a child ISN'T pedophilia without sounding insane

>>719136074
>(friend turned into an ass-spreading degenerate, whoda thought)
Cado reference

>>719136026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
I love Stacy.

>>719130416
Based. I love panties but hate these bikinis that clearly were meant to be looked at.

>>719135335
What is it?

>>719136117
Idk it’s just passionate sex between a very young man and an older woman is kino. I don’t make the rules

>>719133570
High IQ bait, very nice.

>>719135867
Harvey Weinstein did nothing wrong, everything he did was consensual and his absence from the industry since his ouster has been a disaster for Hollywood.

>>719136246
Girls playing videogames.

>>719136298
cunny is not video games, though

>>719135875
>source: dude trust me
Correct, that is how Fair Use works.
You cannot use licensed products without consent if you are making a profit from your production without it being tied to Fair Use.

>>719132958
why is one of his fantasies presumably his mom?

>>719136346
Are you sure?

>>719136117
>Explain how a woman having sex with a child ISN'T pedophilia without sounding insane
Pedophilia is the sexualization of a minor, not whatever you want it to be.

>>719136462
>Pedophilia is the sexualization of a minor,
Holy shit zoomers are cooked

>>719136387
>why is one of his fantasies presumably his mom?
He's white.

>>719136387
you know goddamn well why

>>719135335
>Girls by themselves
>Not boys with women
Kinda a stretch don't you think anon?

>>719134313
nice

>>719136520
Yes, Pedophilia is specifically the obsessed sexualization of a minor.
In the OP and the video presented here >>719134313, the minor is not sexualized.

>Pedophilia, adult woman/child male: BASED, BASED BASED!!!
>Pedophilia, adult male/child female: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! DIE PERVERT PREDATOR, DIIIIIIIIE!!!!

????

>>719136117
A woman is not having sex with a minor. The woman is just sexy

>>719135663
The fact that Nintendo okayed it doesn't mean they've paid for it.

>>719136775
Men and women aren't the same. Shocking I know.

>>719136775
yes? it's the same reason virgin women are more desired than virgin men

>>719130561
I would motorboat that ass ALLLL NIIIIIGGHT LOOOOOOONG

>>719134878
2-5 minutes of sex is 4x-10x longer than 30 seconds, just to be pedantic and also im retarded so my math might be wrong.
but not all sex is the same. having one night stands can make you last longer, at least in my experience when I would last 20+ minutes. it sucked because I just wanted to coom, but with my girlfriend we can go at it for 2-5 minutes and be done with it.

>>719136775
men/women and boys/girls are different

>>719128548 (OP)
the first pokemon also didn't have any FUCKING gender selection, you played as a boy because you are a boy and 95% of all players are boys

>>719136275
Shut up kike, all jewish billionaires are pedophiles and support woke shit, any denial is simply cope.

>>719136768
>"officer it's okay, she was wearing sweatpants!"
Stay away from children

>>719136775
>Pedophilia
Nothing in the OP is represented as such.
That is a PG scene in a coming of age TV serial.

>>719136926
>>719136849
>men/women and boys/girls are different
lol >>719135335

>>719136793
Product placement typically shows the label front and prominently so audiences know what the product is when they see it elsewhere.
This is a common industry practice.

>>719136849
>>719136926
>This same dumb old cope
Non-argument

>>719136948
Hollywood turning gay and lame and Harvey Weinstein thrown out of Hollywood are completely related.

#metoo was a powergrab by incompetent women in Hollywood.

>>719137119
Saying a company OK'd a blatant product placement but didn't pay for it during the active marketing campaign for the Gameboy is stupid on your part.
You did not reach this conclusion logically, and just want to argue.

>>719136849
>>719136926
Defend your baseless assertion.

>>719136775
>Pedophilia, adult woman/child male: BASED, BASED BASED!!!
>Pedophilia, adult male/child female: BASED, BASED BASED!!!

>>719128548 (OP)
This is the milf from NCIS I think

>>719135335
MODS!