Thread 719129396

This game is fucking stressing me out with all the day/night cycle and timer and events.

>>719129396 (OP)
That's ok, just relax with Jas!

>>719129396 (OP)
If fucking Stardew Valley is stressing you out, then I would suggest some sort of medication.
Early game just focus on farming and making money while talking with the villagers you like and save doing the events and fairs for later years. You aren't going to miss out on fuckin anything. You can take as much time as you want.

>>719129396 (OP)
This game is awesome because if someone even hints at being filtered by having to do basic time management and feeling stressed by the game in any way I know they're not a functioning adult worth engaging with and never will be

>>719129396 (OP)
If somebody tried to tell you this is a “cozy game”, you were told a lie. go play animal crossing or something.
It’s a time management game.

>>719129396 (OP)
Take the Joja Pill.
>grow whatever you want
>sell whatever you want
>never worry about whether or not you need something for a bundle before the season ends
>fuck over that cunt Pierre
Did you know if you sell vegetables directly to Pierre, the next day villagers will say they bought the same vegetables from him and say Pierre told them he grew them himself?

>>719129396 (OP)
I get that feeling, people will just say "relax and do whatever you want at your own pace bro" but the fact remains that everything's timed and you only have so much time and stamina in a day and then there's seasons so I need to be efficient and FUCK
Maybe my mindset just doesn't work with this kind of game.

>>719129582
uuuoooooooohhhh

>>719129582
Jas-sama, I kneel.

>>719129906
Can't wait for Animal Crossing: New Horizons 2

>>719129601
>You aren't going to miss out on fuckin anything. You can take as much time as you want.
H-haha, yeah no pressure...

>>719129582
Holy JASED.

>>719129396 (OP)
Just have Emily fuck you in the forest and have all your stress melt away!

It's fine, the game is an infinite loop and you can't ever miss out on anything.

>>719130306
that motherfucker

>>719132035
Emily is high on Mushrooms she ate in the forest.

>>719129396 (OP)
How the fuck can Stardew Valley stress you out? The game is designed with no pressure.

Your character can live for two hundred years and still farm the plot of land.

>>719132820
thats the best part

>>719129601
Nah I agree with him. anything with long term timers stresses me out. metroid having timed ending cutscenes stresses me out.

the short day timer isn't even the bad part, it's the goddamn stamina system
it gets better later but during the early game you have to stop doing shit before the day's even halfway over

>>719129582
>>719130872
>>719130938
>>719131854
why are you a pedophile

Comfy game.

Mods exist for this reason. Just cheese all the elements you think are BS.

You are supposed to ignore the stupid town shit.

>>719134048
If only there were foragables and fish fucking everywhere to restore your energy

>>719134048
anon stamina stops mattering after you unlock few easy recipes.

>>719129396 (OP)
this game should induce the polar opposite of stress

you might have serious mental issues if you get even a modicum of it playing SV

>>719129396 (OP)
>This game is fucking stressing me out with all the day/night cycle and timer and events.
the game repeats forever, if you miss some event just do it next year
there's no need to rush stuff like exploring mines, you can do that in the winter when nothing grows and use that time to upgrade tools
don't be afraid to cheat and just give yourself infinite energy so you can have fun building and laying out your farm instead of constantly refilling your meter so you can actually have fun for more than 10 minutes or spawn in items like grass or fences to delete the monotony of building a million of them to zone out your farm for food/animals/orchard/etc.
for me 100% of the fun of this game is building a massive farm on a modded map, not running around for god knows how many hours waiting to collect star berries or whatever it was that gives you more energy and permission to have fun, fuck that time wasting shit.

>>719129396 (OP)
I'm just starting the game, got any more maps like this, so I can get some ideas for my own farm?

>>719129396 (OP)
Don't stress out too much, honestly if you're anything like me you'll over do it and you'll finish everything by year 2, when you get Grandpa's judgement on year 3.
Automate the farm as much as possible and focus on making it look nice and getting a variety of different things, rather than going full hardon for cash production.

>try Stardew Valley
>stamina limits what I can do each day
And people call this shit comfy? That is some Pikmin-level game-ruining shit.

>>719129601
>>719129742
T H I S
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OP, seek professional help

Well?

>>719138831
It limits the early-early game, only. You have infinite stamina through food items.