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Anonymous No.719130706 >>719130891 >>719131065 >>719132203 >>719132432 >>719135069 >>719136527 >>719137756 >>719137841
This can't be good for me, but I feel great!
Anonymous No.719130747 >>719131047 >>719136569
What is this?
Anonymous No.719130891
>>719130706 (OP)
I've gotta stop smoking this crap.
Anonymous No.719130960
Remember to by the upcoming Postal 2 remastered (it’s got the secret pigeon mission this time)
Anonymous No.719131019
bot thread
Anonymous No.719131047
>>719130747
Crack
Anonymous No.719131065 >>719131159 >>719137597 >>719137664
>>719130706 (OP)
You guys ever notice FTMs and tomboys are fucking obsessed with the postal dude? They especially love cosplaying him. Food for thought.
Anonymous No.719131159 >>719136325 >>719138493
>>719131065
You know what, I think you're onto something. I knew a chick in college that loved Postal and she was considering going ftm. I told her she should just be herself and not change her body or hormones just because she had boyish interests. She agreed and just dropped that whole angle like instantly.
Anonymous No.719131336 >>719133882 >>719138897
>going into health pipe withdrawal
>pick up a health kit right before withdrawal voice line happens to go off
>"I feel better already! I feel like shit."
I love Postal 2 so much
Anonymous No.719132203 >>719139171
>>719130706 (OP)
What was this meant to represent?
I'm not into drugs.
Anonymous No.719132432 >>719132550 >>719132794 >>719133662 >>719136132 >>719136536 >>719136628 >>719139340
>>719130706 (OP)
Friendly reminder that Postal got ripped off from Amiga game Damage: The Sadistic Butchering of Humanity. Postal 2 makes it especially evident with open world and healing with drugs, as well as developing an addiction to them that kills you over time - all this were in Damage back in 1996.
Anonymous No.719132550 >>719132669
>>719132432
Are you shilling a video game you made 29 years ago?
Anonymous No.719132669
>>719132550
Nah, the dudes who made it has been long off the radar once the remake sadly flopped.
Anonymous No.719132794
>>719132432
>Amiga
LOL, LMAO even
Anonymous No.719133662 >>719133737
>>719132432
retard
Anonymous No.719133737
>>719133662
bitch
Anonymous No.719133882 >>719134145 >>719135547 >>719138573 >>719138735 >>719138897 >>719139325 >>719142161 >>719142547 >>719143003 >>719145567
>>719131336
What's your favorite Dude line? For me, it's:
>I bet you thought you weren't gonna die today. Surprise!
Makes me laugh every time.
Anonymous No.719134145 >>719134946
>>719133882
what else makes you laugh
Anonymous No.719134946 >>719135019
>>719134145
kek
Anonymous No.719135019
>>719134946
cock
Anonymous No.719135069
>>719130706 (OP)
it's not good for you, and it's fucking awesome
Anonymous No.719135547
>>719133882
I don't know why but "hey chico I need an alternator for an 87 de-fuck you" always gets me
Anonymous No.719136132 >>719136410
>>719132432
>looks like dogshit
>plays like dogshit
>it's on the fucking amiga of all things
>ending is nuke everyone
2 things being edgy =/= one ripped off the other.
If anything hatred ripped it off.
Anonymous No.719136325
>>719131159
And everyone clapped
Anonymous No.719136410 >>719138207
>>719136132
You have shit taste + didn't play the game or read my post. Knowing what Postal fanbase is like nowadays, it's no wonder.
Anonymous No.719136494
I... I kinda want to pay the kickstarter option where I get put into the redux you guys..
Anonymous No.719136527
>>719130706 (OP)
Crack is much smoother and more relaxing than powder cocaine.p
Anonymous No.719136536 >>719137608
>>719132432
>vee will go to these lengths to be contratian
Anonymous No.719136569
>>719130747
It's a health pipe.
Anonymous No.719136628 >>719136806
>>719132432
Extremely disturbing cover but the gameplay looks super fun. Too bad Amiga is impossible to emulate.
Anonymous No.719136687
1st one was better
Anonymous No.719136751 >>719139195 >>719142041
crack sucks, it just makes you pissed off for a couple of minutes and then the high is gone
Anonymous No.719136806 >>719139715
>>719136628
Damage works perfectly fine on WinUAE. The only issue is that you have to use only one floppy drive and swap the disks when the game asks - if you emulate two and insert both diskettes the game may not load past the intro text screen.
Anonymous No.719137069
https://youtu.be/zp1PCCh9TiE listen to this for a trip
Anonymous No.719137597 >>719137894
>>719131065
he's the epitome of masculinity in the way that anime girls are the epitome of femininity, i.e. both are exaggerated and untrue representations of their respective sexes. it's the inverse phenomenon of mtfs dying their hair pink and dressing in frills because they think that that's what being feminine is – the ftms do the inverse and think that being masculine is being an asshole and pissing wherever you like (both literally and metaphorically)
Anonymous No.719137608 >>719138314
>>719136536
You can tell nigga knows he's wrong when he starts to call you a contrarian.
The healing/addiction mechanic works near same in both games (except in Damage it's more complex), and it hasn't been done in any other game apart from these two. This can't be a coincidence, among other things, like the setting, tone, and both games being openworld, with shops and vending machines that sell weapons and consumable items.
Anonymous No.719137664
>>719131065
>You guys ever notice FTMs
No? Never seen one.
Anonymous No.719137756
>>719130706 (OP)
Me, out loud to myself at my computer as I play EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME THAT HAS AN INHALER AND EVEN SOMETIMES INJECTED HEALING ITEM

I'm not even much of a Postal 2 fan but when it's right it's right
Anonymous No.719137841 >>719139243
>>719130706 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYrx-NR9Des
Anonymous No.719137894 >>719139530
>>719137597
>he's the epitome of masculinity in the way that anime girls are the epitome of femininity, i.e. both are exaggerated and untrue representations of their respective sexes. it's the inverse phenomenon of mtfs dying their hair pink and dressing in frills because they think that that's what being feminine is – the ftms do the inverse and think that being masculine is being an asshole and pissing wherever you like (both literally and metaphorically)
mentally ill faggot delusions
Anonymous No.719138207 >>719138306
>>719136410
I read your post it's just fucking retarded, because you're a retard.
Drugs as consumables that give you addiction isn't a novel concept by any means.
Anonymous No.719138306 >>719138361
>>719138207
No, you did not, or are dyslexic and did not understand me well.
Both games have an ADDICTION mechanic. Name me a game released between 1996 and 2003 that had it, apart from these two.
Anonymous No.719138314 >>719138576
>>719137608
>pretending to be black now
man your shilling is pathetic
glad the reboot flopped immensely, keep being mad abou tit
Anonymous No.719138361 >>719138480 >>719138661
>>719138306
Fucking fallout?
Nigger?
Anonymous No.719138480 >>719138702
>>719138361
Fair point. Still, Damage done it a year earlier and it has way too much similiarities with Postal 2 than Fallout.
Anonymous No.719138493
>>719131159
Wow same happened to me but my dick is 1 inch bigger than yours
Anonymous No.719138573
>>719133882
>the gene-pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine
Anonymous No.719138576 >>719138759
>>719138314
Are you a redditor who got lost or something?
Anonymous No.719138661
>>719138361
Besides, I don't remember addiction in Fallout exactly killing you - just damaging your stats. In both Damage and Postal 2 it does drain your health, and in Damage kills you, eventually.
Anonymous No.719138702 >>719138823
>>719138480
fucking retard lmao
it's a concept that's almost as simple as smoking cigarettes in a game lowering your health

It wasn't hard to come up with it even back then.
It's not fucking hard at all to come up with the concept of a mentally ill loonie going on a rampage that ends in nuking everyone either. Once again hatred did it and the devs behind that mess probably never even LOOKED at Damage.
Anonymous No.719138735
>>719133882
For some reason it's when you hit Tora Bora and look at the map. Dude always has a funny lil' zinger for any situation and the only thing he says is just
> I better get outta here.
Anonymous No.719138759
>>719138576
yeah nigga like nigga your samefagging is pathetic and so are you fo sho fo sho
SHEEEEESSH
Anonymous No.719138823 >>719138903
>>719138702
Yeah, Vince, keep coping. I know you played the shit out of Damage on your A500 when it came out and can't take responsibility of ripping it off.
Anonymous No.719138897
>>719131336
>>719133882
The first time I ever played I didn't know about the withdrawal and the "I feel like shit" line just happened to go off right after I blasted a woman's head off and I thought Dude was judging me
Anonymous No.719138903 >>719138957
>>719138823
This is the post that confirms you made Damage and have been malding for 25 years.
Anonymous No.719138957
>>719138903
Sure.
Anonymous No.719139171
>>719132203
When you inject a marihuana pipe into your arteries it feels good but you can go into cardiac arrest from too many drug so postal dude is worried about his health.
Anonymous No.719139195
>>719136751
crack is fucking awesome I just lay down and feel good for a bit
I honestly don't get why people think that
the fuck are people putting in their crack, it's like three fucking ingredients
Anonymous No.719139243
>>719137841
Still surprised that it doesn't have more views
Anonymous No.719139325
>>719133882
>Today is the first day of the end of your life!
Anonymous No.719139340 >>719139398
>>719132432
The fuck is wrong with the finns?
Anonymous No.719139398
>>719139340
Finns are white Japs.
Anonymous No.719139530
>>719137894
i never once said that either thing was good, just that it's an observable phenomenon
Anonymous No.719139715 >>719140420
>>719136806
>Windows United Arab Emirates
Anonymous No.719140420
>>719139715
longhorn
Anonymous No.719142041
>>719136751
No. Crack is chill. Powder coke is way more fiendish and has a miserable crash.
Anonymous No.719142161
>>719133882
>Hey ayatollah, how about some service over here?
Anonymous No.719142547
>>719133882
Postal 2 has some of the best voice performances ever IMO, I have so many lines living rent free on my head

>"Gold what?? Hey man, there's no gold master here, there's not a gold master within a hundred miles, Vince is just crazy and insane"
Anonymous No.719143003
>>719133882
>I know what you are thinking but the funny thing is, I don't even like video games
Anonymous No.719145567
>>719133882
>Ugh, my nads...