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Anonymous No.719132246 >>719132601 >>719132869 >>719132916 >>719133382 >>719133513 >>719133994 >>719134962 >>719136589 >>719137624 >>719137774 >>719137971 >>719138989 >>719139451 >>719140250 >>719140467 >>719140695 >>719141524 >>719143387 >>719144239 >>719144263 >>719145084 >>719146439 >>719146691 >>719147938 >>719149936 >>719150796 >>719156625 >>719156634 >>719156736 >>719157936 >>719158143
>STILL the best vidya controller ever made
Fucking amazing. It's a shame Nintendo adopted the inferior Xbox layout for the Switch Pro controller.
Anonymous No.719132348 >>719132472 >>719132534 >>719132849 >>719132869 >>719133261 >>719134901 >>719135031 >>719135701 >>719135901 >>719139978 >>719140309 >>719140702 >>719143903 >>719150796 >>719158143
It's good for its time but lacking today.
>missing shoulder button
>missing select button
>no clickable sticks
>no gyro
Anonymous No.719132472 >>719132869 >>719136589 >>719137975 >>719141208 >>719143903 >>719164879
>>719132348
>>shoulder button
>>select button
>>clickable sticks
Unnecessary for most games.
>>gyro
Complete meme.
Anonymous No.719132534 >>719132869 >>719133210 >>719142220 >>719145181
>>719132348
https://handheldlegend.com/products/gc-ultimate-controller
its finally out
Anonymous No.719132601 >>719132869 >>719136739 >>719143903
>>719132246 (OP)
>dogshit dpad
>missing 4 buttons
>worthless knub as a right stick
kek why do cubies always shill for the most worthless shit
Anonymous No.719132809 >>719132869 >>719132890 >>719143903
It's goofy as fuck and it's outdated by todays standards, games these days are using not just 4 shoulder buttons but 6 (the pro controller on switch 2 has paddles by default) and r3/l3 thumbstick clicks

i recently bought a 8bitdo mod kit for one and it just doesn't feel right compared to my ps5 or pro controller
Anonymous No.719132849
>>719132348
>>missing shoulder button
not really, it's just at the end of the analog trigger pull, functionally different since you can't press it without pressing the triggers but still the same amount of buttons on top
>>missing select button
Z makes up for it
>>no clickable sticks
correct it's missing L3 and R3
>>no gyro
correct, old controller so it's understandable
Anonymous No.719132869 >>719133034 >>719138523 >>719157919
>>719132246 (OP)
>>719132348
>>719132472
>>719132534
>>719132601
>>719132809
Why does it have only one shoulder button, anyway? Adding another one seems so obvious some guy at Nintendo must have brought it up.
Anonymous No.719132890 >>719132982
>>719132809
>games these days are using not just 4 shoulder buttons but 6 (the pro controller on switch 2 has paddles by default) and r3/l3 thumbstick clicks
And games these days fucking suck. Not a coincidence.
Anonymous No.719132916 >>719132943 >>719143903
>>719132246 (OP)
I never understood why people like this hunk of shit.
Anonymous No.719132943
>>719132916
Smash autism.
Anonymous No.719132982
>>719132890
wow great opinion as we all know there is no possible way to play old games as all ps2, n64, gamecubes etc were remotely bricked by a targeted emp cannon at Nintendo/Sony HQ

don't fucking speak to me
Anonymous No.719133034 >>719133216 >>719133381
>>719132869
Because nintendo was peak lazy during the shitcube era
>dogshit controller missing a second Z button, select button, clickable sticks, and has the worst D-pad known to mankind. it's literally only good for smelee
>can't play N64 games like the PS2 can play PS1 games
>can't use N64 controllers like the PS2 can use PS1 controllers
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>SSX tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the controller is missing 4 top buttons. Just 1 example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered on the shitcube because of the lackluster controller
>can't play DVDs or CDs like PS2 and Xbox
>PS2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
>its best game first party game, F-Zero GX, had its development outsourced to Sega because Nintendo was too busy shitting the bed that gen by rushing out Luigi's 2 hour hump-dressers-in-a-mansion tech demo and Shit Waker
every about the shitcube is fucking trash and anyone who shills its dogshit accessories or games is a zoomer faggot
Anonymous No.719133041
>the d-pad
>the z-button
>b-button stops clicking after a while

SHUT THE FUCK UP
Anonymous No.719133210 >>719133542
>>719132534
Has anyone received one yet?
Anonymous No.719133216 >>719143235
>>719133034
You've been malding every day about the GODcube for weeks now.
Anonymous No.719133241
>can hear the metal springs on the shoulder buttons of a brand new gamecube controller

cant believe they rolled out this piece of shit
Anonymous No.719133261 >>719134636
>>719132348
>>missing shoulder button
The PS2 had it, The Xbox didn't have shoulder buttons but has extra two front buttons like the Saturn to make up for it.
>>missing select button
>>no clickable sticks
The PS2 and Xbox had those, it was shit even for its time
To give it some credit, they at least weren't as retarded as SEGA trying to get away with only 1 joystick.
Anonymous No.719133381 >>719133447
>>719133034
>pic
Anon, I hate to break it to ya, but trannies are pretty much everywhere in tech that hasn't been occupied by a jeet.
If your criteria for judging something is that a lot of trannies are involved in it, you'll become a fucking caveman.
Anonymous No.719133382
>>719132246 (OP)
the z button
Anonymous No.719133447 >>719133705
>>719133381
>cubie can't read
>cubie immediately sees his fat ugly trooned out jewfro head in the pic and starts seething
can't make this shit up
Anonymous No.719133513
>>719132246 (OP)
I prefer xbox series x. It's probably #2 but it's not good for most games.
Anonymous No.719133542
>>719133210
For the kickstarter backers, pretty much everyone except the fucking leafs, who are getting extorted by customs/tariffs, got them already.
Anonymous No.719133705
>>719133447
Why would you that pic anon? It seems pretty obvious to me that you're saying Smash tournaments are filled with trannies and THAT's why it's bad.
Do you have another reason to hate Smash tournaments, anon?
Anonymous No.719133970 >>719138936
>Switch 2 version of the controller works perfectly for GCN NSO app, the 3DAS version of Sunshine and Smash Ultimate
>Regular games suck ass not only cause of missing buttons, but also for some asinine reason the triggers function as bumpers and vice versa and you can’t remap them.
I would love to play Prime Remastered and the TTYDmake with it but it’d probably not be fun thanks to the weird trigger/bumper swap.
Anonymous No.719133994
>>719132246 (OP)
This is Nintendo adopting the Xbox layout but getting drunk with the buttons.
Anonymous No.719134636
>>719133261
This. People are judging the GC controller for not following the norm when the norm didn't exist back then and everyone was trying different shit.
Anonymous No.719134746
Gamecubesnoys have to be the most delusional and deranged of their kind. Their Switch seethe is delicious though.
Anonymous No.719134901
>>719132348
>gyro
Nerrel, stop being fat.
Anonymous No.719134962
>>719132246 (OP)
How can it be the best if the D-Pad is just decoration?
Anonymous No.719135031
>>719132348
>missing shoulder button
Do you mean the Z button? Yeah I guess it should be on both sides. ZL/ZR would be nicer
>missing select button
not needed. In fact, having one is slightly worse because it never does anything but causes me to look down at the controller to make sure if I'm hitting start
>no clickable sticks
Actual devil shit. Who the fuck likes clickable sticks? It's so uncomfortable. Metroid Dread used it for boosting when they had like 4 other unused buttons. Fuck off. It would be better if it didn't exist.
>no gyro
I am indifferent because if you're gonna have motion controls it's better to use a controller like joycons that are shaped like sticks. No point in half-assing it. It wouldn't hurt to have it I guess but I wouldn't discount it for its absence either.
Anonymous No.719135314 >>719135898 >>719137385 >>719145640
Why was the Gamecube the only time Nintendo ever did analog triggers? It's been standard for Playstation since the original Dualshock and Xbox since the first controller.
Anonymous No.719135669
>absolute fucking dogshit dpad, like one of the worst in industry history
>no click-in for sticks
>weird nipple-like right stick feels like shit and no games used it in any decent way
>only one shoulder button for some fucking reason and it feels like shit
>absolutely retarded button layout
It's fucking garbage and anyone who says otherwise is just blinded by nostalgia or is a stinky smashfag who hasn't touched another controller in over two decades.
Anonymous No.719135701
>>719132348
the switch GameCube controller has gyro
but you can't use it for splatoon because they don't let you remap things of the useless midget Z buttons
Nintendo is a nigger company
Anonymous No.719135898
>>719135314
>It's been standard for Playstation since the original Dualshock
Wasn't it only implemented on DS3?
Anonymous No.719135901
>>719132348
Made for feminine Japanese hands
Anonymous No.719136589 >>719142593
>>719132472
>>719132246 (OP)
>I want less buttons that intuitively ergonomically fit in the base controller layout as it is
This is retarded. Controllers already limit and casualizes AAA games because they have to be made to be played on controllers on your couch for the average dad gamer.

Arguing for less buttons just make you look like a mouth breather
Anonymous No.719136739
>>719132601
Nintendo was fixated on 3D so they never really had a heavy use of DPAD usage in the GameCube console. It was limited to inventory switches or emotes. Timed cool down abilities. Or menus in RPG.

Therefore it was seen as a massive direct upgrade to the N64 controller and there really wasn't a feeling that they needed more because the games were tuned for it.
Anonymous No.719137385
>>719135314
Nintendo found little or no use for analogs in most of the games they develop and did away with it
Anonymous No.719137624
>>719132246 (OP)
i always hated it cuz it feels like i'm holding lego
also if you disagree you're already brown and esl i'm calling it first so haha I WIN
Anonymous No.719137774
>>719132246 (OP)
the d-pad sucked dick, no clicky joystick
analog triggers should have become a defacto feature on most controllers
Anonymous No.719137815
>cubies think because they have only played smelee from the last 20 years that the shitcube controller is good
l mao
Anonymous No.719137971
>>719132246 (OP)
It's good for RE4, but bad for everything else.
>b-b-but Smash!
Straight men don't play smash bros.
Anonymous No.719137975 >>719138387
>>719132472
>Unnecessary for most games.
I bet you said the same shit about pic related, when people brought up the 6 button controller.
Anonymous No.719138387 >>719138424 >>719138461 >>719138490
>>719137975
Too much bloat.
Anonymous No.719138424 >>719138590
>>719138387
Isn't that the same amount of buttons?
Anonymous No.719138461
>>719138387
>even the nes controller had a select button
you know cubies really are pathetic shit eating vermin when the console 20 years before their had more options
Anonymous No.719138490 >>719138527
>>719138387
too much bloat
Anonymous No.719138523 >>719139789
>>719132869
It's got two, what the fuck are you talking about? Do you mean why doesn't it have four?
Anonymous No.719138527 >>719138643
>>719138490
Too much bloat!
Anonymous No.719138590
>>719138424
>he doesn't know about the Genesis controller's 5th button
Get a load of this fake gamer.
Anonymous No.719138643 >>719140187
>>719138527
Too much bloat!
Anonymous No.719138936
>>719133970
You’d think more GC fans would have been up in arms about this when they started testing this for normal games. It’s a shame, at the very least it’s suitable for 2D platformers and racing games.
Anonymous No.719138989
>>719132246 (OP)
Best ergonomics from that era imo.
Anonymous No.719139350 >>719139475 >>719139927 >>719139959 >>719144189
ahead of it's time
Anonymous No.719139451 >>719140396
>>719132246 (OP)
The dpad sucks
>lol 2d games
YES 2d games, thinking that they're unnecessary when talking about Nintendo is the dumbest attitude anyone could have
Anonymous No.719139475
>>719139350
As a 3 armed person born after 1996, I agree.
Anonymous No.719139789 >>719139894
>>719138523
It was one shoulder button (Z) and two triggers (L and R). Where Z is on the right there's no equivalent button the left. The Wii Classic Controller actually rectifies this.
Anonymous No.719139894 >>719140082 >>719140114
>>719139789
no prongs?
Anonymous No.719139927 >>719140137 >>719143196 >>719145671
>>719139350
The entire left side is completely useless.
Anonymous No.719139959 >>719140536
>>719139350
this works as a dildo
Anonymous No.719139978
>>719132348
>shoulder button
meme
>select button
useless ost of the time
>clickable sticks meme
>gyro
the NSO controller has gyro
Anonymous No.719140082
>>719139894
"please buy more accessories"
Anonymous No.719140114 >>719140243
>>719139894
That was for the Wii Classic Controller Pro. However, they kinda fucked up the shoulder buttons. They made the L/R into the smaller buttons and ZL/ZR were turned into "triggers," but in doing so removed the actual trigger function since no games actually took analog ZL/ZR inputs. This change carried over to the Wii U, Switch, and now Switch 2. That's why there's no analog triggers anymore.
Anonymous No.719140137
>>719139927
The logic was Nintendo thought there might still be a bunch of high-quality 2D games to play. Maybe 3D would be a stupid gimmick. So you'd use the left prong when you play in 2D and use the middle prong when you play in 3D. But for good or for bad, Super Mario 64 singlehandedly revolutionized gaming and basically nailed how to make a 3D game on the first try as a launch title.

Some games still used the left prong but not a lot and sometimes games made you use it for menuing or something even though it's totally unnecessary.
Anonymous No.719140187
>>719138643
wow why does my head hurt imagining the apple
Anonymous No.719140243 >>719140521
>>719140114
so what are my choices then? no prongs or no analog triggers?
Anonymous No.719140250
>>719132246 (OP)
I preferred the big ass og Xbox controller and I was a Nintendo fanboy. The gamecube controller gives me hand cramps.
Anonymous No.719140254
the one thing that sucks about this controller is the dpad.
Anonymous No.719140309
>>719132348
Those are all useless unnecessary gimmicks
Anonymous No.719140396 >>719140487
>>719139451
Here's your 2D gaming machine, anon. You can even play them on the big screen with an accessory.
See, Nintendo noticed there were barely any 2D games for the N64 and reserved them for their handheld, where those kinds of games made more sense. The GC wasn't even supposed to have a dpad originally.
Nintendo didn't forget about 2D, they just moved it to the other console you're expected to also have at the time.
Anonymous No.719140437
did the tranny screaming cubies forget to dilate again?
Anonymous No.719140467 >>719140514
>>719132246 (OP)
most third party games skipped the shitcube because of the lacking buttons
Anonymous No.719140487
>>719140396
too few buttons
Anonymous No.719140494
>best game on the system only uses the control stick
Anonymous No.719140514 >>719140545
>>719140467
most third party games are shit.
Anonymous No.719140521 >>719143926 >>719146204 >>719155371
>>719140243
That or a Gamecube controller. At least the Switch version of it adds a tiny ZL button, even if it's missing clickable sticks and a Select button.
Anonymous No.719140536
>>719139959
>Chad_Warden.jpeg
Anonymous No.719140545 >>719140617
>>719140514
most sixth gen third parties are better than the dogshit cubies pretend is good
Anonymous No.719140593 >>719145509
Console manufacturers should be forced to keep making controllers for their previous systems. I don't want to have to use some greasy mexican's secondhand controller.
Anonymous No.719140617 >>719140678
>>719140545
uh oh, cranky. must be naptime.
Anonymous No.719140678 >>719140729
>>719140617
uh oh, copey. have a quick dilation session xissy
Anonymous No.719140695 >>719141018
>>719132246 (OP)
It has many shortcomings as previously mentioned, but
>asymmetrical face buttons
>pressure sensitve triggers
>plus shaped Dpad
>octagonal gates
These should all be standard.
The handles are also comfortable.
Anonymous No.719140702
>>719132348
>(((gyro)))
Anonymous No.719140729 >>719140782
>>719140678
>calling others xissies because you forgot to dilate today
Anonymous No.719140782 >>719140841 >>719140868 >>719141089
>>719140729
>telling others to dilate when the shitcube’s only game is paper mario with the troon ghost
Anonymous No.719140841
>>719140782
>getting upset because xe forgot to dilate xer neo-snatch
Anonymous No.719140868 >>719141089
>>719140782
>troon ghost
No such thing on the original North American release, which is the only one that matters.
Anonymous No.719141018 >>719144080
>>719140695
>>asymmetrical face buttons
Only beneficial for Nintendo games.
Anonymous No.719141089 >>719141347
>>719140782
>>719140868
there's nothing about vivian being "trans" (not a real thing btw) in the original jap version either.
it was added by westerners to promote their insanity
Anonymous No.719141208 >>719141514
>>719132472
What fucking games are you playing that don't make use of both shoulders and click sticks?
Anonymous No.719141347 >>719141398 >>719141513 >>719141643 >>719144806
>>719141089
Why do you lie?
Anonymous No.719141398 >>719141513 >>719141643
>>719141347
Anonymous No.719141513 >>719141687
>>719141398
>>719141347
>wikipedia article obviously written by insane westerner
lmao. all you need to do is read the original script, you stupid cunt.
Anonymous No.719141514
>>719141208
cubies only play sponge bob shovelware and shitshine
Anonymous No.719141524
>>719132246 (OP)
I know someone who can only play with Gamecube controllers because they have some kind of advanced dyslexia, and the fact that the gamecube controller's face buttons are different shapes and sizes makes it possible for them to remember what each one is without looking at the controller.
The fact that there isn't another controller with varying shape/sizes of face buttons is crazy. Literally every controller is a fucking Xbox controller or a Dual Shock. Except for the rare 6 button controllers like the Octa.
Anonymous No.719141643 >>719141747
>>719141347
>>719141398
The cultural concept of trannyism didn't exist in Japan at the time of release. Different crossdresser concepts existed of course but every different crossdresser culture is it's own thing and tranny shit is it's own can of worms and psychosis.
Anonymous No.719141687 >>719141845 >>719142223
>>719141513
Stop trying to pretend that trans characters are something invented by Blue Hair Liberal Westerners. Japan's been doing them for decades, some of them with actual respect.
Anonymous No.719141747
>>719141643
This. People forget that before like, fuckin 2016 or so, "Trans" ended in "Vestite".
This gender nonbinary shit is so fuckin modern it's practically brand new.
>inb4 erm there are textbooks from the 70s
Yeah and Jetpacks technically exist but it doesn't matter until there's mainstream adoption.
Anonymous No.719141845 >>719141972
>>719141687
a guy dressing up as a woman does not make him "trans."
guys have been crossdressing since forever, but idea that a guy who wants to be treated like a girl is an actual woman is most certainly a blue haired liberal notion.
i read the original japanese script and there is not one line of dialogue calling vivian a girl. not one.
Anonymous No.719141972 >>719142059 >>719142081 >>719142246 >>719143182
>>719141845
God you're retarded. Japan is not your beloved anti-woke paradise, it's a country with different cultural perceptions to your WASP bullshit. They were doing LGBT stuff in kids shows when pearl-clutching Americans were still crying about cute little magic animals being satanist.
Anonymous No.719142059
>>719141972
japanese do not consider otoko no ko to be women.
you're a stupid cunt.
Anonymous No.719142081
>>719141972
That doesn't change the fact that the concept of "Transgender" as it exists today literally didn't exist when they made Paper Mario 2.
Anonymous No.719142169
The C stick is fucking garbage
Anonymous No.719142220 >>719142826
>>719132534
>$125
Convince me to buy this piece of shit
Anonymous No.719142223 >>719142575
>>719141687
What's the context of this scene
Anonymous No.719142246 >>719142280 >>719142328 >>719143848
>>719141972
trvke nvke. the shitcube was literally by for an american troon audience by nips. theres a reason why every single cubie looks like this
Anonymous No.719142280 >>719142456 >>719143848
>>719142246
they're all playing on Wiis though, chuddie
Anonymous No.719142328 >>719142456 >>719143848
>>719142246
>The world only started existing in the last 10 years
Also if that's a Smash tournament, they play on Wii.
Anonymous No.719142456 >>719142529 >>719143848
>>719142280
yeah because you'd have to be a retard to still keep a shitcube around when the wii is literally shitcube1.5
>>719142328
even back in 2001, the 5 people that bought shitcubes were hermaphrodites and fags. you don't make a purple console, paper mario with a tranny, and nothing but mario party shovelware unless you're trying to attract sodomites.

despite the shitcube being one of the worst selling consoles and a massive flop, over 96% of cubies are lgbt
Anonymous No.719142529 >>719143164
>>719142456
You are not a real human being
Your brain is completely infested with worms from the internet. You don't know anything outside of buzzwords and snarl phrases you learned from the internet.
I mean this with complete sincerity, you need to touch grass, or a railroad if you're Indian.
Anonymous No.719142575 >>719142636
>>719142223
It's from Dirty Pair, a reasonably popular sci-fi anime from Sunrise back in the 80s. In this case, this guy here is at odds with his father because of his fiancee. It is revealed in this scene that the source of his disapproval is the fact that said fiancee was once a man. This comes as a surprise to the main characters, but they accept it pretty much immediately and even say that it's commonplace for people to change their gender nowadays, and that the old man's opposition to her is outdated as fuck.
Anonymous No.719142593 >>719148623
>>719136589
Unnecessary complexity is for midwits
Anonymous No.719142636 >>719142714
>>719142575
Ok but in the context of the show's world, people "change their genders often".
Is there a mechanism in-universe that actually allows them to do that, or is it entirely a social construct?
The idea of someone changing genders in fiction isn't new, and it used to not be some kind of dogwhistle for progressive politics.
In fact, it used to just be for fetish reasons.
Anonymous No.719142714 >>719142778 >>719143027
>>719142636
Best I can tell it just means that both trans acceptance and medical technology have advanced to the point that trans people can access reassignment services with ease, so it's not even hot-button issue for anyone but the old fucks from before this time.
Anonymous No.719142778 >>719142946
>>719142714
Ok but in the timeframe of when this anime was created, there couldn't be a concept of "Trans acceptance" because that was literally not a social concept at the time. It couldn't be a hot button issue because if you went back in time and told someone about the "trans" they would assume you were talking about transvestites.
Anonymous No.719142826 >>719143037
>>719142220
Its cheaper than a phob and is usable outside of smash.
Anonymous No.719142946 >>719142983 >>719143001 >>719143492 >>719144881
>>719142778
Mate trans people have been around for... basically ever. There are documented cases of people being born one gender and choosing to present as another, complete with insisting on appropriate pronouns, for centuries. Hell, there was a doctor in the 1800s who was only found to have been born female after he died and they examined his body, because he spent decades successfully passing as a man in both professional and home life.
Anonymous No.719142983 >>719143175
>>719142946
YWNBAW
Anonymous No.719143001 >>719145131
>>719142946
Alright show me the evidence of it
Anonymous No.719143027
>>719142714
What does "reassignment services" mean in the context of the series? Actually changing the body down to the chromosome, or genital mutilation followed by a cocktail of hormones? Because the latter is what 90% of people opposing the trans movement have a problem with.
Anonymous No.719143037
>>719142826
>phob
>$300
Do smelee players really?
Anonymous No.719143052
It's so fuckin convenient that nobody in day to day life heard of a "trans" person for hundreds of years outside of specific colleges teaching specific pseudoscience in the west and now that trannies are fucking everywhere, infesting every single media company, suddenly there have ALWAYS been trannies and to suggest otherwise is just history denial
Anonymous No.719143164 >>719143212
>>719142529
an im going to be completely sincere with you cubie
-you're not a woman
-chopping your cock off and getting your taint inverted doesn't make your flesh wound a vagina
-the shitcube is a dogshit console with dogshit games made by retards and loved by troons
-the shitcube controller is a lackluster, lacking, barebones hunk of dogshit made specifically for one shitty party fighting game
-paper mario the troons' years door is shit
-turning Metroid into an shitty bulldyke backtracking simulator console FPS with awful shooting mechanics was a mistake
-shitshine is the worst mario game

go take your meds and i don't mean the estrogen pills you vile disgusting cockchopping faggot
Anonymous No.719143175
>>719142983
Gee, how did you figure that out? Was it perhaps the fact that I don't want to be?
Anonymous No.719143182
>>719141972
When you refer to something as trans you are referring to a specific culture and way of expressing a nonconforming gender identity. Different cultures have different ways which they express that and many of them have beliefs and practices which controdict eachother. Many of them don't practice genital mutilation or social suicide like trannies do others do. There are levels and kinds of crazy and some are much less harmless than others.
Anonymous No.719143196
>>719139927
You didn't play any FPS games? Or Star Wars Racer?
Anonymous No.719143212 >>719143284
>>719143164
I'm just a nigga lookin at some kind of homonculus have a goddamn meltdown about the gamecube and it mixing with his hate for trannies
I didn't even read your post faggot LMAO
Post a 3rd picture of that freak so I can report you for avatarfagging
Anonymous No.719143235
>>719133216
Weeks? That bait sounds decades old.
Anonymous No.719143284 >>719143301
>>719143212
typing in ebonics like your a big sassy sheboon on twitter wont make us think you're not a child molesting troon, cubie
Anonymous No.719143301 >>719143378
>>719143284
LOOK OUT ANON THERE'S A TRANNY WITH A GAMECUBE BEHIND YOU
Anonymous No.719143368
>Saying nigga is ebonics now
Anon is truly lost
Anonymous No.719143378 >>719143415
>>719143301
>TRANNY
>WITH A GAMECUBE
as if that needed to be specified
Anonymous No.719143387 >>719143495
>>719132246 (OP)
Anonymous No.719143415
>>719143378
>Kill a Level 1 Tranny in the starting dungeon
>Drops a Gamecube
Why do they always do this it's so played out
Anonymous No.719143425 >>719143612
Blocks your fucking path
Anonymous No.719143492
>>719142946
Those are not "trans people". Try insisting to a two spirited person they're trans for example and see if you don't get your tranny ass kicked. Your disgusting practices and culture are your own and nobody else's. From your weird ass forced feminization fetishes to your hormonal manipulation to your grooming of children that is what trans is and none of those other cultures will ever be trans.
Anonymous No.719143495
>>719143387
People don't recognize it but for 3D games you're right. Try playing F-Zero X on any other controller. You can't, at least if you're playing normally and not doing speedrunner slide strats and even then the N64 controller helps a lot.
Anonymous No.719143612
>>719143425
should have had a select button
Anonymous No.719143848 >>719147790
>>719142246
>>719142280
>>719142328
>>719142456
>dumb fuck kept spamming this pic for at least a week without realizing they aren't actually using a GameCube
God, I fucking love it when insufferable retards make a fool of themselves online.
Anonymous No.719143903 >>719144715
>>719132348
It could use another shoulder button and another menu button, but a clickable stick is only usable for the right analog stick and it just ends up messing with your movement input.
>>719132472
Motion controls are necessary if you want to play 3D games with free cameras, there is no other way to get full motion from your shoulder on a handheld controller other than motion controls and that is the kind of accuracy and snappiness you need, gyro is just the cheapest and simplest option.
>>719132601
Dpads are retro shit for 2D games, get a 2D controller.
It is only missing 2 at most, you're not counting the dual stage triggers.
Inputs should be sized according to their importance and the right analog stick is Notemportant, it should only be used for controlling secondary characters (Pikmin), for additional miscellaneous inputs or for nudging the camera, not the modern mental illness of 24/7 camera control.
>>719132809
All controllers are outdated by 2000s standards.
>>719132916
Feels good in the hand and first party games were actually designed around it, instead of hastily fudged into place like on every other controller.
Anonymous No.719143926 >>719144127 >>719146204
>>719140521
What's the "c" button used for?
Anonymous No.719144080 >>719144423 >>719144660
>>719141018
No, it's good for any game where ABXY are not pressed equally. The primary action button should be the easiest to press no matter what, and having all other buttons around that is ideal. The cross shaped face buttons are only good for something where the face buttons function like a secondary Dpad.
Anonymous No.719144127 >>719144691
>>719143926
Nintendo made the questionable decision to include a dedicated button for activating the Switch 2's video chat on all new controllers. This chat only works when a separate camera setup is bought and linked to the console. The button does literally nothing else. It's seriously the dumbest design decision they've made on the Switch 2.
Anonymous No.719144189
>>719139350
They should have lopped off the left side and just used this imbalanced design as the Gamecube controller.
Anonymous No.719144239
>>719132246 (OP)
The best thing about it is the 8-directional notches on the analog sticks. Circle gates are a cancer to modern controllers. Everything else about it is pretty terrible, especially ergonomics of anyone over the age of 12. This controller, made for children will literally destroy your hands and why so many professional melee players commonly develop carpal tunnel and arthritis in their hands by 30.
Anonymous No.719144263
>>719132246 (OP)
Good one...
Anonymous No.719144423 >>719144620 >>719147986
>>719144080
>it's good for any game where ABXY are not pressed equally.
So, Nintendo games. Pretty much any other type of game uses 2 or 3 face buttons with the same frequency and mapping that to an asymmetrical layout just doesn't work well.
Anonymous No.719144483 >>719144540
Clickable analog sticks were a mistake.
Anonymous No.719144540
>>719144483
the duck of death...
Anonymous No.719144620
>>719144423
So then the logical choice is to go back to the drawing board until this is no longer the case, since otherwise the game likely isn't suited to a handheld controller anyway and would be better on KBM or a simulation setup like HOTAS.
Most games should be able to pick one button to perform an action that is fun, important and can be done idly if they're designed for handheld controllers.
Anonymous No.719144660 >>719146030 >>719147751 >>719147850 >>719150616
>>719144080
Absolutely not. What makes the diamond layout superior is that it is easy to press any combination of buttons. Let's use gamecube controller autists favourite game Melee as an example. The gamecube layout makes it more difficult to quickly press the x or y button and then the b button. This makes doing things like wave-shining unnecessarily more difficult whereas with a diamond layout you could simply slide your thumb from the jump button down to the special button. How the gamecube controller does it is just a shit layout with no advantages.
Anonymous No.719144691
>>719144127
It's practically the only design decision they made on the Switch 2. Almost everything else besides making the Joycon 2 magnetic is exactly the same as Switch 1.
Anonymous No.719144715 >>719146030
>>719143903
>Motion controls are necessary if you want to play 3D games with free cameras, there is no other way to get full motion from your shoulder on a handheld controller other than motion controls and that is the kind of accuracy and snappiness you need, gyro is just the cheapest and simplest option.
Anonymous No.719144806
>>719141347
I distinctly remember that German at least in part preserved the trannyism. Unlike Bush-era Anglos they didn't try to pretend it didn't exist, but rather downplay it because of politeness.
Anonymous No.719144881 >>719145236
>>719142946
Some trans people existed. Not at the rate of today. If you, today, point at a trans person and say the sentence "this almost certainly is a case of social contagion", you are almost certainly right. Read Irreversible Damage. The rate of teen girls exploded 40 fold.
Anonymous No.719145084
>>719132246 (OP)
https://youtu.be/tpqtQFKql_w
Anonymous No.719145131
>>719143001
Anonymous No.719145181 >>719145285 >>719145708
>>719132534
>came after AND is more expensive than the new ns2 gcn controller
>ugly
>needs assembly
Anonymous No.719145236
>>719144881
>trans people before the trans acceptance movement
Anonymous No.719145285
>>719145181
if you want a controller to actually be good it will need to be the way it is
Anonymous No.719145509
>>719140593
Most 3rd party controllers for old consoles nowadays are better than the originals. Gamecube is one of the only ones where the knockoffs don't cut it.
Anonymous No.719145640 >>719146030
>>719135314
https://youtu.be/99sIU335Ypg?t=532
Anonymous No.719145671
>>719139927
Nope
Anonymous No.719145708
>>719145181
>the new ns2 gcn controller
Its fine if all you play is nso gamecube or use the procon2 enabler to play dolphin or smash-likes on pc. It has all the same failings as the original cube controller other than having a slightly better dpad and being wireless.
Anonymous No.719146030
>>719144660
Maybe pressing Y and B is a bit more fiddly, but not that much worse and the tradeoff is being able to go from A to every other button faster.
>Makes it easy to press any combination of buttons
How about pressing X/Square and B/Circle at the same time? It's almost like avoiding stuff like that is exactly the same thing you'd do when not making the player press X and B at the same time on the Gamecube.
>This makes doing things like wave-shining unnecessarily more difficult whereas with a diamond layout you could simply slide your thumb from the jump button down to the special button.
You're making an argument for an inverted triangle layout, not a diamond layout.
Wavedashing also wasn't something that the controls were necessarily designed around (even if leaving it in was intended) and Melee autists use modified controllers and fightsticks because they are effectively not playing the melee for which the controller layout was conceived, so it's normal that a different controller may be more suited.
>>719144715
>Needs a walk button for switching between accurate and fast camera control
>Needs aim assist
>Can't look at things to interact with them, instead just need to hover near them and wait for context sensitivity to pick them up
>Can't make rapid and accurate adjustments to your heading to change your movement angle
>Needs verticality to be heavily reduced so that the player can focus on just moving the camera horizontally
>Needs gameplay to be simplified to avoid crosstalk with aim assist
>Often paired with slow-motion, stealth elements, takedowns or other shortcuts to give the player the impression that they are actually accurate
It's not enough and the rapid degeneration of 3D videogames in the 2000s and beyond has shown this.
>>719145640
>Patents remain the literal worst legal thing ever
Trademarks are almost as bad and that's only because they're literally obsolete as a concept.
Anonymous No.719146204 >>719146362 >>719162192
>>719140521
>tiny ZL button
why not making it a normal button?
>>719143926
cease and desist
Anonymous No.719146362
>>719146204
So it still looks like a normal Gamecube controller from the front. That's why all the other Switch system buttons are at the top and the face remains so barren besides Start.
Anonymous No.719146439
>>719132246 (OP)
>small ass d-pad, unusable for 2D platformers
>c-stick is also small and unusable for games with heavy camera control like FPSes
>Z button on one side of the controller but not in the other
>no 'select' button
>face buttons arrangement is absolutely gay
even the N64 controller made more sense than whatever that thing is
Anonymous No.719146691
>>719132246 (OP)
>get some virtual console classics on the wii
>only have the gamecube controller to play them with
>barely play any of them because of how dogshit the dpad and weird fisher price buttons were for 2D games
I had SNES-defining games like SMW, ALttP, and Kirby Super Star and wouldn't actually finish any of them until years later. Super Mario World was flat out unplayable with a GC controller unless you used a claw grip. I also had SMRPG but got stuck on the sunken ship puzzle. FUCK YOU NINTENDO
Anonymous No.719147751 >>719150616
>>719144660
>combination of buttons
1. A + any other face button is very easy on a GameCube controller
2. Inputs that require multiple buttons to be depressed simultaneously fucking suck on anything other than a fight stick or keyboard. If you're not making a traditional fighting game, don't put that shit in.

>difficult to quickly press the x or y button and then the b button
B is right next to Y, how tiny are your hands that you can't easily move between the two?

>could simply slide your thumb from the jump button down to the special button
Except diamond layouts make it so the bottom face button is almost always uncomfortable to press, because you have to stretch your thumb out. Even if the buttons are close to one another, they're in unergonomic positions.
Anonymous No.719147790
>>719143848
>the shitcube is so bad, even the troons who like thie piece of shit play it's best game on a better console
did you think you had something here, cubie? this just makes the shticube look worse
Anonymous No.719147850 >>719150616
>>719144660
>What makes the diamond layout superior is that it is easy to press any combination of buttons
Press circle and square at the same time with your thumb and then try to say that again.

>but you can just use your index and middle finger!
Pathetic.
Anonymous No.719147938
>>719132246 (OP)
> No hall effect or TMR sticks

Nope
Anonymous No.719147943 >>719149362
we need to go back to the true savior of controller design

give me one, ONE reason why we aren't using the b a l l
Anonymous No.719147986
>>719144423
>So, Nintendo games. Pretty much any other type of game uses 2 or 3 face buttons with the same frequency
Almost none of them do, are you high?
It's pretty much only fighting games that this is true for. MAYBE an FPS that has the face buttons bound to coms or weapon switching or something.
Anonymous No.719148070
>n-noo the dogshit dpad for 2d games doesn't matter
>n-noo 3d games that control with the right stick don't matter
>n-nooo mapping extra buttons to the sticks doesn't matter
>n-nooo ssx 3 removing 25% of the tricks because the shitcube didn't have a second Z button doesn't matter
Do cubies literally only play smelee? How could their standards be so low
Anonymous No.719148623
>>719142593
One gigagenius controller for the attention-seeking retard coming right up! Enjoy playing anything modern on it.
Anonymous No.719149362 >>719149627
>>719147943
Why would you want a ball? you're missing one down there? LOL.
Anonymous No.719149627
>>719149362
you can never be too ballsy in this day and age
Anonymous No.719149726 >>719149789
>Digital triggers
>Best controller
Anonymous No.719149789
>>719149726
They're analog, anon
Anonymous No.719149936 >>719150637
>>719132246 (OP)
Take a shower
Anonymous No.719150616 >>719152202 >>719156507 >>719157427
>>719147751
>>719144660
>>719147850
you guys are retarded. you have 3 adjacent buttons rather than 4 with a diamond pattern and you only have to claw for two button combinations rather than 3. It's numerically and objectively superior. The distance between the buttons being more than twice as big means it takes twice as long to get from one to the other and you're losing frames there is a huge fucking A button directly in between the y and b button as well as the x and b button so you can't consistently slide without risking misinputs. In a diamond face button layout your thumb joint sits on the bottom button and the tip of your thumb sits on left button and you move your thumb so that the joint is sitting on right button and the tip is sitting on the top button. I sometimes forget that I'm talking to complete incompetents who can't even hold a controller correctly and need it explained to them like they're a child. When you slide from top to bottom or left to right button you slide your thumb through the empty fucking middle because there's no giant A button there to get in your way. Novel concept I know.
Anonymous No.719150637
>>719149936
It's too cold, man.
Anonymous No.719150796
>>719132348
Z is select on GC
>>719132246 (OP)
I don’t get this meme, it’s decent but it has lots of problems, the dual stage triggers are just hindrance how long it takes to press all the way down
Anonymous No.719152202
>>719150616
>you only have to claw for two button combinations rather than 3
The only button combination you need to claw for is BX.
>The distance between the buttons being more than twice as big means it takes twice as long to get from one to the other
Your thumb is is covering the entire area anyway unless you have tiny hands.
>fucking A button directly in between the y and b button
You can just roll your thumb if you want to hit B and Y at the same time, the A button isn't actually in between those two buttons, so there is no obstacle if you move your thumb slightly off-line with the A button.
>well as the x and b button so you can't consistently slide without risking misinputs
If you slide from Circle to Square you still need slide your thumb over Cross, just like you'd need to slide your thumb over A when going from B to X.
>When you slide from top to bottom or left to right button you slide your thumb through the empty fucking middle because there's no giant A button there to get in your way.
And on the GC your thumb is resting on the A button anyway, so you're always sliding off it, not through it.

The C-Stick being smaller also means that you can actually use the C-stick at the same time as the face buttons with the base of your thumb without even using a claw grip, so that makes the layout clearly superior.
Anonymous No.719152318 >>719152617
The best controllers have always been the Xbox line since they've first been made
Anonymous No.719152617 >>719153404
>>719152318
>Xbox line with its, useless retro DPad, useless retro face button layout, uncomfy triggers, pointless dual analog controls that were always far behind mouse and keyboard control schemes and stubborn refusal to adopt any motion controls even as they became cheap as dirt to include.
At least the GC knows what its weaknesses are and didn't ruin gaming by pretending to be something it wasn't.
Anonymous No.719153404 >>719153581
>>719152617
>motion controls
>good
Also the GC controller has all of that shit AND a stupid button layout
The A button being big is stupid
Anonymous No.719153581 >>719155228
>>719153404
If you want to play games without tank controls, then you sort of need motion controls to get the necessary fine and gross motor control. You can't control a camera well with just your thumb.
>Also the GC controller has all of that shit AND a stupid button layout
It also doesn't pretend it can do everything that the Xbox controllers pretended to be capable of.
>The A button being big is stupid
The A button being big is genius.
Anonymous No.719155228 >>719157164
>>719153581
Yeah I wanna have to move the controller around like a retard to control the camera
Good idea
Anonymous No.719155371
>>719140521
what i hate is that now LR and ZLZR are inverted and that makes a lot of games annoying to play on it
Anonymous No.719156035 >>719157167
Nintendo almost had a universal controller on their hands with the GC controller but it lacks click sticks and a Select button.

They gave it a Zl button for whatever reason but not the other buttons used by a Pro controller.
Anonymous No.719156507
>>719150616
Your hyperbolic speech patterns are really obnoxious.

I have both types of controllers in my house right now. The gamecube layout is more comfortable. End of.
Anonymous No.719156625
>>719132246 (OP)
Nice cock
Anonymous No.719156634
>>719132246 (OP)
>gamecube dpad
it's absolutely horrendous. if you swapped out the dpad with something a bit better like the xbone or something for menu inputs only like the ps then it would be fine.
Anonymous No.719156736 >>719157949
>>719132246 (OP)
The only reason why you β€œpeople” suck off this Fisher Price abortion is because it was the first controller you used growing up. The GameCube controller was never good, you were just young and impressionable.
Anonymous No.719157042
This is the same thread with some of the exact same replies as one posted sometime in the last week. What a strange obsession.
Anonymous No.719157164
>>719155228
Instead you just pretend to move the camera around while the game gives you retard assistance.
Anonymous No.719157167 >>719157469
>>719156035
And they gave it analog triggers, but not the pro controller. Very strange.
Anonymous No.719157427 >>719157506
>>719150616
On a GC Controller I can easily press
AB, AX, and XY with one thumb. With a bit more effort I can press BY with one thumb. The only combination I have to claw for is BX.
On a Playstation controller, I have to claw for Triangle + X, and Square + Circle.
Clawing for Triangle + X is massively uncomfortable and pressing X on a PS controller is more uncomfortable than any face button on GC.
Anonymous No.719157469 >>719158073
>>719157167
Can the Switch 2 recognize the pressure sensitivity?

Also what do we need to get the GC controller working on PC?
Anonymous No.719157506 >>719158257
>>719157427
And the only game ever that actually heavily requires this is Tekken, and you can remap to R2 or whatever
Anonymous No.719157604
I can't decide if I liked the B button as it is or as it was on the prototype controller.

If it were like this it would have still complied with the GC controller's design language (that each button can be recognized by feel) but would have also been more substantial to press as well.
Anonymous No.719157706
Did any game use the click triggers? I heard some theoretical applications for it (such as using the trigger as a throttle in a racing game then clicking it in to activate a turbo) but I don't recall any game that had a specific function assigned to that.
Anonymous No.719157919 >>719158895
>>719132869
I assume it's because Nintendo was basing it's design on N64 controller which had 3 triggers. That's also why right stick is called a c-stick, because it's a replacement for c buttons.
Anonymous No.719157936
>>719132246 (OP)
If it had ZL and ZR instead of just a right-side Z-button, the C-stick wasn't retarded, and the D-pad wasn't a complete and utter joke and unusable due to how stiff it is, it would be. Organizing the face buttons by frequency of use is actually brilliant.
Anonymous No.719157949
>>719156736
Not even close. I had a Genesis, PS1 and N64.
N64 was the worst by a lot, GC is the best by far.
Anonymous No.719158073
>>719157469
>GC controller
Buy a non-dogshit USB adapter
Install custom drivers
Test on Dolphin
If it fails to connect next time, unplug, delete device from Windows devices list, then connect again
Anonymous No.719158143
>>719132246 (OP)
all this >>719132348

and don't forget the stupid face button layout: in a normal controller you can press both 2 rows of buttons at the same time with your thumbs which is useful for tons of games, like fighting games, action games, but even games like classic mario where you yould run and jump at the same time without remapping any buttons
Anonymous No.719158257
>>719157506
And again, button combinations in general are shit.
GC is still more comfortable.
Anonymous No.719158895
>>719157919
Aaaand why would that forbid them from having four triggers, other than simply trying to avoid admitting the Dualshock setup was good?
Anonymous No.719159925 >>719164937 >>719166759
the fact is that the optimal controller layout was discovered nearly 30 years ago and everyone has just been trying to pretend otherwise
Anonymous No.719162192
>>719146204
The ZL button on the controller exists to bring up the NSO menu when using the emulator, all of the NSO controllers have tiny extra button(s) for that purpose.
Anonymous No.719164879
>>719132472
Based. Gyro is for complete fags and Wii ruined vidya.
Anonymous No.719164937
>>719159925
>optimal controller layout
>sticks slapped on without an afterthought in the shittiest location possible
nope
Anonymous No.719166759
>>719159925
That stick layout is cancer and always has been. I had a fucking hand cramp within a single Ace Combat mission.