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Anonymous No.719136386 >>719136602 >>719136708 >>719137310 >>719137519 >>719138771 >>719139101 >>719142561 >>719144780 >>719150096
In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failingsβ€€β€€β€€
Anonymous No.719136602 >>719140014
>>719136386 (OP)
RIP Wayne June. fucking sucks, man.
Anonymous No.719136708 >>719137095
>>719136386 (OP)
Anonymous No.719136742 >>719136970 >>719137128 >>719137994 >>719139829 >>719142696 >>719145504 >>719145649
>second game isn't nearly as good as the first
They had everything, it was the perfect formula, and they threw it all away.
Anonymous No.719136963
Anonymous No.719136970
>>719136742
to their credit, they didn't want to just make the same game again, i guess.
less to their credit, Oregon Trail was not the way to go.
Anonymous No.719137095 >>719137694 >>719137814 >>719137881 >>719139118 >>719145693
>>719136708
it really is all his fault, dude is just comically evil for no real purpose
>hey so Mr.Ancestor we’ve been travelling the world to bring you incredibly vile just mortally indefensible shit
>pretty sure not only did we lose men on the last delivery, their very souls were devoured
>we’re gonna have to increase our rates
>No. *drowns them all using evil magic that raises them as undead*
>Now I need to go make wine out of vampire blood to see what happens
Anonymous No.719137128 >>719137915
>>719136742
>game has a unique 2d artstyle
>sequel is 3d
Anonymous No.719137310
>>719136386 (OP)
Gay amorous ruined the series.
Anonymous No.719137519 >>719137889 >>719137961
>>719136386 (OP)
I restarted this game so many times. It always ends with me having no money and everybody being too fucked up to tackle the available quests
Anonymous No.719137694 >>719137938 >>719150012
>>719137095
Did he start being a twirly mustache evil man before or after he saw the darkest dungeon?
Anonymous No.719137814
>>719137095
that's the thing anon, he was such a fuckup the vampire lady came to tell him not to fuck things up further in exchange of power
Instead he shanked a bitch and made wine from her blood for shits and giggles
Anonymous No.719137881 >>719138240
>>719137095
>>Now I need to go make wine out of vampire blood to see what happens
I like him for his creativity, guy was probably fun to be around
Anonymous No.719137889
>>719137519
why? once you have fully upgraded the Hamlet it takes little time to make an end-game party
Anonymous No.719137915 >>719138046
>>719137128
Literally the most faithful 2D - 3D transition in all of video games.
Anonymous No.719137938 >>719137974 >>719138059
>>719137694
Before, seeing the DD make him kms
He was also fairly young when he started doing all the crimson court shenanigans, he was completely fucked up head to toe from the start
Anonymous No.719137961
>>719137519
First you rush a bank like there's no tomorrow, then you get 100k, after that you just cruise
Also don't touch books
Anonymous No.719137974
>>719137938
to be fair, having a life of paper, bitches and nothing else does get rather boring...
Anonymous No.719137978
Anonymous No.719137994
>>719136742
>game is called Darkest Dungeon 2
>there is no Dungeons
Anonymous No.719138046 >>719138198 >>719138205
>>719137915
it doesn't pass
Anonymous No.719138059
>>719137938
Local man ruins everything, for everyone, forever
Anonymous No.719138198
>>719138046
This one has become vestigial, useless.
Anonymous No.719138205
>>719138046
and neither are you
Anonymous No.719138236
>Virgin pampered A team who go on missions overstocked and will flee if the vesta breaks a nail, only to spend days being pampered at the inn and the sanitarium.

>Chad ragtag group of FOBs who go in with no supplies, grab whatever they can, fight to the last man and the lone survivor returns only to be discarded
Anonymous No.719138240 >>719138295
>>719137881
No you don’t. Man was a unrelenting cunt, a random farmer asked him to stop being comically evil for once in his life (out of genuine concern for him) and he bought his land out from under him and dropped a meteor on his house that turned him into a zombie, and his only regret about it was dying before he got to see the meteor hit
Anonymous No.719138295 >>719138375 >>719138608 >>719145731
>>719138240
The Miller came to him for help, not for the Ancestor's health. The Ancestor said he smelled like shit and meteor-bombed his land.
Anonymous No.719138375
>>719138295
Not much better
Anonymous No.719138412 >>719138485
Truly the Ancestor's voice lines made the game.
Anonymous No.719138485 >>719138552 >>719149924
>>719138412
>top tier turnbased combat
>excellent artstyle
>amazing narrator
>incredible music
DDis great because it's great, not just the narration.
Anonymous No.719138552 >>719138650 >>719138676 >>719138905 >>719139104 >>719139684 >>719149924
>>719138485
Take the Ancestor away.
Is it still DD?
Anonymous No.719138608
>>719138295
Couldn’t even be bothered to say fuck off had to drop a meteor on him, man was just doing shit at some points of the plot.
>this homeless guy is publicly shouting weirdly accurate things about the evil I’m doing
>have him stabbed and drowned
>oh he lived?
>alright show him the heart of the universe, cheeky little fuck
Anonymous No.719138650
>>719138552
The game is lesser if you were to remove any of those elements.
Anonymous No.719138676
>>719138552
Absolutely, the writings still there. Gameplay is still there. The narrator was flavour and really helped popularize it, its nice to hear him comment on fights and situations
Anonymous No.719138771 >>719139038
>>719136386 (OP)
Is.... Is..... IS THAT COLOR PURPLE AND TENTACLES??!! AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.719138905
>>719138552
:(
No it isnt
Anonymous No.719138913 >>719139510
Anonymous No.719138959
I liked him for a bit bit he was a fucking asshole when changed the orphan for money, fucking cunt i'm happy he died on the Game
Anonymous No.719139038 >>719149250
>>719138771
I-Is that a meme traced over another meme AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE so kino so based it's just like my favourite 4chan greentext youtube channel
Anonymous No.719139101
>>719136386 (OP)
>like 30 weeks in
>no berserk charms
this game fucking suckes sometimes
Anonymous No.719139104
>>719138552
Yeah, as much as I like the narrator and think the game would be much worse without it DD2 has taught me good narration doesn't make a fun game
Anonymous No.719139118 >>719145801 >>719152990
>>719137095
>comically evil for no real purpose
Decadence corrupts universally. This is something America is learning the hard way. You become numb to pleasure, and only increasingly disturbed displays of another's pain can tickle that itch for entertainment. Know what the fucked thing about Rome's coliseum was? It wasn't the fact that crazy shit happened there. It wasn't the fact that they'd feed people to lions or have convicts fight to the death with sadistic weapons. It was how many people eagerly attended.

That's our true face. It's the face of fat indolence and rancid sexual morals.
Anonymous No.719139270 >>719139489 >>719139517 >>719139608 >>719139698
Is it okay to play on Radiant Mode?
Anonymous No.719139489
>>719139270
Games pretty boring on Radiant IMO Darkest is the best but make sure you download some speed mods for the combat animations, I don't think I'd have the stomach to beat this if it weren't for those
Anonymous No.719139510
>>719138913
lol
I named one of my occultists just like that (0critnbleed or something alike, character restriction) and he was the very best occultist I ever had
That motherfucker had more accuracy and crits than my fated Dismas
Anonymous No.719139517
>>719139270
hell no
but hey, it's just a videogame you're free to play it like you want (but your opinion is beyond useless to me)
Anonymous No.719139569
One of the few games that I'm genuinely disheartened at being so bad at. I love the artstyle, the narrator, the gameplay, the music... but the structure has me messed up. I always end up not making any good progress and since difficulty increases as time goes on, I'm left with underleveled heroes replacing dead ones and just treating water.
Anonymous No.719139608 >>719141867
>>719139270
if you have to cheese the end of each encounter to get in as many heals and stress relief abilities as you can, you might as well make the game easier. if you don't have to do that, you're either on the right difficulty level or it should be harder
Anonymous No.719139684
>>719138552
he's half the reason people gave a shit about the game to begin with
Anonymous No.719139698 >>719141867
>>719139270
As long as you eventually do a Darkest playthrough, sure
Anonymous No.719139732
They made a tabletop version of Darkest Dungeon and it still involves him fucking up despite it being a rather crunchy game instead of lore stuff. I'm almost convinced that he probably only killed himself to see what hell awaits him
Anonymous No.719139829
>>719136742
I gave my two cents when Redjew released DD2, but I'll never pass up an opportunity to shit on it.
>Release a half-baked game
>Charge people money for TWO fucking characters.
I can only pray that BR gets more updates.
Anonymous No.719140014
>>719136602

There is no Darkest Dungeon without him.

I read that the developers never actually met him in person, everything was done remotely.

F
Anonymous No.719140264
Dude was the cornerstone of the game, who knew that a good narrator could vastly improve a game to such degree
Anonymous No.719141867
>>719139608
>>719139698
Guess I'll start with Radiant first.
Anonymous No.719141872 >>719142514 >>719150341 >>719150625 >>719151342
WE
Anonymous No.719142162
roguelites need to die
bring back the blobber dungeon crawler as the bottom of the barrel game design at least that's fucking fun
Anonymous No.719142460
blob deez nutz
Anonymous No.719142514
>>719141872
he wuz a king n shit, but my boi leper has never known disgrace
his only failing was he hugged a leper so hard that he caught leprosy
Anonymous No.719142561
>>719136386 (OP)
I wish i could like this game but i really ahte everything about it but the style. The fact that the sequel is ass too just makes me not even want to tough it out
Anonymous No.719142696 >>719143184
>>719136742
DD2 is more fun to actually play

HOWEVER, total failure and being dicked over is an integral part of why DD is memorable
Anonymous No.719143184 >>719143323
>>719142696
only because redhook has nerfed everything even remotely strong so you can't skirt the precipice with good play and be punished for your hubris but just eat shit
Anonymous No.719143323 >>719143835
>>719143184
Can you shut the fuck up with this retarded narrative already? You've been parroting this shit for a literal decade now and it was never true. The ONLY major nerf they did was fucking the Jester's Finale.
Anonymous No.719143338
WTF he's LITERALLY me
Anonymous No.719143835
>>719143323
I hated that
>NOO, you can't just skip boss phases by buffing Jester and having him do Finale over and over again. YOU GET IT ONE TIME
I feel like he should have allowed you to do multiple Finale, but you have to use all the other skills at least once. That would have been too hard to program for him I guess. Then I look at modders and the fucking crazy shit they did with character movesets and holy hell Redhook didn't try hard enough. I mean look at the fucking Kamen Rider Kuuga mod. Transformation based on if you Virtue or Afflict? Trinkets allow you to access more attacks? Attacks give different buffs depending on what position you used them from? Camping skills give unique buffs that actually feel thematically appropriate and have good costs for use? I swear, I would take Kuuga on every team if I didn't have that 5% chance of running into Deguva every Champion level dungeon. Every single fucking time it happens, my party almost dies except for Kuuga. I don't want to see him anymore, it isn't an actual fight, I want to remove his encounter completely.
Anonymous No.719144312 >>719144505
What are your favorite character mods? I love the Knight (Hollow Knight), Kuuga and the Dungeon Meshi characters. Very powerful, but have some flaws. Knight has very little HP and can be brought to deaths door in a single attack, but I love his movement skills and the fact that he can heal himself. Kuuga can hit some absurd damage, especially with Pegasus, but if he gets hit, it will auto crit. So the character is all about timing. Dungeon Meshi characters all get boosts to food and find extra food, so they can sustain pretty well between fights without a proper "healer", but their heals are better then other classes if you can stand to gain some stress. I remember taking the Dungeon Meshi characters into the battle against the Miller and Marcile hit the Miller for an 88 crit with her big fireball after using a Mandrake root and her buff skill, along with Chilchuck using the move that gives extra damage to everything. Absolutely freaking stupid the damage you can get. I've got to finish up that run once of these days.
Anonymous No.719144505 >>719144575 >>719144847
>>719144312
>Dungeon Meshi characters
Can they eat monsters?
Anonymous No.719144575 >>719144847
>>719144505
Yes, Senshi can use a skill that clears corpses and gives him back his limited use skills, which include a meat shank and some rice ball snacks. Rice balls are a party wide heal, Meat is a single one that removes blight. You get a big healing buff if you consume corpses and it also heals Senshi, like a lot! I once went from deaths door to full on Senshi after he got a 100 crit heal.
Anonymous No.719144780
>>719136386 (OP)
I really tried to like DD but the lack of variety was just too much for the amount of grinding. Same areas but bigger, same enemies but harder over and over gain. Oh you beat that boss? Now do it 2 more times. Gave up after the first DD raid, it's just not for me.
Anonymous No.719144847 >>719144908
>>719144505
>>719144575
Reminder that Darkest Dungeon is "canon" to Dungeon Meshi and is the dungeon that Shuro's brother ended up at. It's the perfect time to get into a new modded run of Darkest Dungeon and start it with the Dungeon Meshi character start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhfn9hIAUMs
Anonymous No.719144908 >>719144953
>>719144847
>Darkest Dungeon is "canon" to Dungeon Meshi and is the dungeon that Shuro's brother ended up at.
I think I've miss that in the manga.
Anonymous No.719144953 >>719145052
>>719144908
It is an omake thing. Here.
Anonymous No.719145052 >>719145287
>>719144953
Neat, never knew about this. How old is this?
Anonymous No.719145287 >>719145558
>>719145052
Probably about 2 years ago or more. I guess Kui got into Darkest Dungeon while the end of the manga was still being published and then posted that to her blog. Honestly kind of strange how it fits. The whole idea of the Darkest Dungeon does kind of work the same as how the Dungeons of Dungeon Meshi operate. I can also totally see Laios wanting to eat the Heart of Darkness.
Anonymous No.719145449 >>719145538 >>719145570
Bloodsuckers returning tomorrow.
Anonymous No.719145504
>>719136742
The gameplay loop for DD1 was far from perfect, anon.
Anonymous No.719145538
>>719145449
The enemy variety in DD2 is so bad and each faction having only 4 enemy types is laughable.
Anonymous No.719145558
>>719145287
>Laios wanting to eat the Heart of Darkness.
Stop it, Laios! Don't!
Anonymous No.719145570
>>719145449
>Virago
>Chevelire
>New Abomination faction
OH BOY, I can't wait for that to get backported to DD1. Imagine attacking a group of bandits, when you crit the one in the back and instead of it dying, it transforms into a fucking Abom, who charges and stuns your healer.
Anonymous No.719145612
Anonymous No.719145649
>>719136742
I had no issue with that, what I had an issue with is to win you have to grind 5 billion unlocks to evne have a chance
there is no strategy, nothing
you either have the stuff needed from grinding unlocked or you get dicked
Anonymous No.719145693
>>719137095
he made me love shitty ancestors, rogue trader has a similar figure that also fucked things up and I love her
Anonymous No.719145731 >>719146203
>>719138295
this, the miller did nothing but say that they are starving because the land is polluted (but didn't blame him)
he hates him the most, he hates him more than the prophet for this which I find hilarious
Anonymous No.719145801
>>719139118
I never saw rome this way, nice
Anonymous No.719146065
The pros
>Combat is better, token system is a straight out improvement over the first game
>Massive build variety with paths, some paths feel like different characters altogether
>3d art works with the vibe of the game. Thats the part i was most concerned with, i probably still prefer the 2d chibi-like of the first one but at least the new art "fits"
>They work hard on the game, they have been releasing quite a lot of content and the new modules system is a decent change from the "acts" system on release
>The bosses are better than in the first one with the act 5 boss acting like a magnificent set piece to end the game with

The Cons
>Everything else
>Literally, every change other than the combat has been at best a sidegrade at worst a befuddling mistake.

With all that said i wish they just had made the same game again, with the new combat and new art if they feel like that change was a must but keeping the exact same gameplay formula.
Gimme a new base location, new dungeons, and just count the money.
Some people might commend them on taking a chance with making such a different game, im not one of them, sometimes risks pay, this one didnt pan out imo.

Thats all thanks for reading my blog.
T. biggest dd1 dickrider in this board
Anonymous No.719146203 >>719146718
>>719145731
I think he just hated how bad he smelled and thought he deserved it.
>I got an idea, I can get rid of the stink from that place and bring another eldrich being from beyond the stars to the planet.
>Why do this? I don't know, power, or something? I mean, I fairly sure I'm not even real at this point, we are just flesh puppets for the Heart. Will the two beings fight? Mate? Cease to be?
>Don't really care and so should everyone else. Time to have some fun before the end of the world. Where is more of that blood wine I made? It was a good vintage!
Anonymous No.719146285 >>719146567
Anonymous No.719146567 >>719146669 >>719146838
>>719146285
It is kind of funny, because the only reason he wanted to kill her was because he realized there was something wrong with her and she was a predator among prey. It was after this point that he started to slip completely into madness. He might have been able to walk back from the horror if he had actually seen what the Beast below the manor was before he accidentally ingested the blood, but once he did, it was too late. Can you imagine going from a mostly normal aristocrat, killing an esteemed guest because she tried to murder you, realizing that the people you invited to your lavish parties are all terrible people that must be punished and your reward is a slow decent into madness?
Anonymous No.719146669
>>719146567
we need an image of the ancestor behind the keyboard because I am 100% this is him typing
Anonymous No.719146718
>>719146203
The fucker would rather concoct a ritual to pull an FF7 instead of throwing soap at the fucking farmer. Hell, just having guards decapitate the dude would've been enough, but he just had to summon Tiberium
Anonymous No.719146838 >>719147390
>>719146567
>It was after this point that he started to slip completely into madness
He drinks a single drop of her blood which grants him knowledge.
Until then he was just a hedonist aristrocrat, sure more on the hardcore side of hedonism but thats the point where the plot starts.
Anonymous No.719147383 >>719147424 >>719148136 >>719148136 >>719148431 >>719153676
This guy looks like he came straight out of Warhammer Fantasy.
Btw, I should disable Crimson Court on my first run, right?
Anonymous No.719147390
>>719146838
I did not know that
Anonymous No.719147424
>>719147383
it's just a gothic look, which warhammer is in general
and yes, you should disable it
but if you have ever played dwarf fortress, and have an understanding of what the term !FUN! means you should keep it on
Anonymous No.719148136
>>719147383
>>719147383
>Btw, I should disable Crimson Court on my first run, right?
It adds a couple extra mechanics that are a bit cumbersome if you are havign trouble grasping the rest of the game, but its not back breaking.
If you plan to play the game a second time or w/e then you do you, but if you aren't the type of person to revisit a game might as well leave it activated
Its an extra layer of difficulty but i believe in you anon
Anonymous No.719148431
>>719147383
>Btw, I should disable Crimson Court on my first run, right?
It's either that or tolerating the "reduced stress heal" town event for weeks, which blocks most of other town events, until you feel confident enough to start CC
Anonymous No.719148650
why have japanese people swarmed the workshop and made this game into a dungeon crawling porn game
can't even look for hero skins without a barrage of ass and pussy
Anonymous No.719149145 >>719149246
no, stop, i dont want to play this old shit again
Anonymous No.719149246 >>719149297 >>719149590
>>719149145
Yes you do.
Anonymous No.719149250
>>719139038
Assraped beyond recognition…
Anonymous No.719149297
>>719149246
WHY DID HE REDEEM
Anonymous No.719149590 >>719149982
>>719149246
no, i have too many "new" games i haven't launched even once
Anonymous No.719149924
TOWERING
FIERCE
TERRIBLE
NIGHTMARE MADE MATERIAL
>>719138485
>top tier turnbased combat
No. No, no, no.
>>719138552
No.
Anonymous No.719149982
>>719149590
A handbreadth from becoming unwound.
Anonymous No.719150012
>>719137694
Way before that. The crimson court happened because he decided to shank some fancy hoe for fun.
Anonymous No.719150096 >>719150153
>>719136386 (OP)
>*pick up a torch*
>WEALTH BEYOND MEASURE! AWARDED TO THE BRAVE AND THE FOOLHARDY ALIKE!
C'mon, man.
Anonymous No.719150153
>>719150096
That torch can mean the difference between being surprised or not.
Anonymous No.719150341 >>719150625
>>719141872
King Baldwin was not a nog
Anonymous No.719150625 >>719151291
>>719141872
isnt that one of his many skins? or is that canonical now?
>>719150341
yeah but he was in north africa at one point that means he must be duh
Anonymous No.719151291
>>719150625
It's his Origin skin.
Anonymous No.719151342 >>719151783
>>719141872
>it’s not real
Oh thank god
Anonymous No.719151783 >>719151902
>>719151342
>denial already
Anonymous No.719151902 >>719152467
>>719151783
Prove me wrong
Anonymous No.719152251 >>719152491
Is the game still a rougelike with gameplay like slay the spire?
Anonymous No.719152467 >>719152632
>>719151902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_eR_NbNr3c
Anonymous No.719152491
>>719152251
Kind of? It’s definitely not how it was in it’s original game, but it is a roguelike. It’s kind of on rails now.
Anonymous No.719152632 >>719152886
>>719152467
>it’s a skin
Thank god the in game art shows he’s white
Anonymous No.719152886
>>719152632
thats from his disease...
Anonymous No.719152990 >>719153171
>>719139118
>Know what the fucked thing about Rome's coliseum was? It wasn't the fact that crazy shit happened there. It wasn't the fact that they'd feed people to lions or have convicts fight to the death with sadistic weapons. It was how many people eagerly attended.
this is retarded christian propaganda. Coliseums where fucking sport stadiums, you think people civilization that build these amazing, complex buildings that stood for millenia where intertained by looking how ugly semitic cultist freaks form the middle east being eaten alive? Yeah, probably right after the bear and eagle had their way with all these poor christians too. They probably runned christians to death in hippodromes also right?
Anonymous No.719153171
>>719152990
Shut up, Romaboo. If you lived back then they'd throw you to the lions or have you killed in some other "entertaining" way regardless of how much you simped for them.
Anonymous No.719153676
>>719147383
I think DD1's DLC actually detracts from the core game for the most part. I can't outright say you should disable it because the DLCs do provide fun challenges to take on and they don't really get too much in the way of the base game, but by and large the Crimson Court is a drain on the rest of the game until you're ready to take a few in game weeks to power through it.

I don't really like that it infects the rest of the game with its status and pretty quickly results in your heroes wasting away from a debuff you can't protect against unless you focus on clearing out the latest courtyard boss. It doesn't quite pace well with the rest of the game, ramps up too quickly and distracts from crawling the regular four zones. I think it should go inactive after killing a major boss there until you attempt it again, after that it should start ramping up.