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Anonymous No.719141216 >>719141537 >>719141596 >>719141616 >>719142536
Worst Video Essay on a video game ever.
According to this guy Cyberpunk is bad because.

> It was buggy 4 years ago
> Its story has no defining moments
> It's storyline is 'corporations bad'
> The city is built around cars
> The game doesn't feel like a cyberpunk game because there's no traffic.
> It gives you a car at the start, removing any sense of accomplishment in the world.
> Your boss murders an entire European Council just for shits and giggles.
> It's map should have been more like Resident Evil 2 or Deus Ex: Mankind Divided.
> The districts are more like suburbs
> There's nothing in between driving to your next objective.
> The car centric city has no parking.
> There's no other way to get around other than walking or driving.

Yes ... these are all things said in the video. And I thought DSP had some bad takes on game design.
Anonymous No.719141368 >>719141587
what compelled you to make an entire thread about some worthless youtuber opinion about a worthless game?
Anonymous No.719141372 >>719141983
I dunno who this is but these are all valid points
Anonymous No.719141537 >>719141983
>>719141216 (OP)
these all make perfect sense. You just hate him because he has an accent.
Anonymous No.719141587
>>719141368
autism, the answer is always autism
Anonymous No.719141596 >>719141983
>>719141216 (OP)
that's all true tho and more than enough reason for anyone to complete despise a game.
the fact that you eat turds for breakfast, lunch and dinner doesn't change that.
Anonymous No.719141616
>>719141216 (OP)
/v/ browns made a video version of their seethe threads?
Anonymous No.719141743 >>719142286
> The city is built around cars
> The game doesn't feel like a cyberpunk game because there's no traffic.

Soooo game is bad because there are cars, and the game is also bad because there are not enough cars.

Huh?
Anonymous No.719141848
There are literally no good video essayists any more since Matthewmatosis and Running Shine quit
Anonymous No.719141983 >>719142697
>>719141372
>>719141537
>>719141596
contrarianism has ruined this board. op is a fag for making this thread, but he's still right that those points are retarded.
Anonymous No.719142286 >>719142417
>>719141743
Yes you fucking mongrel. Its half baked just like you said yourself. Are you seriously so stupid you couldnt have made that connection yourself. Tell me, why the fuck did you write your post without thinking for 1 second. Did you think you had an amazing gotcha and got some reddit karma. You are Indian go back to slaving for your Masters and wash your fucking ass dirty shitter
Anonymous No.719142417
>>719142286
uh oh melty
Anonymous No.719142536 >>719142697 >>719142717
>>719141216 (OP)
That dude has hilariously shit takes. He's a gay liberal NAFO schizo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6gREHxxVIs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esGr0kfpWWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raeOKTEC3qc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijtYJrVBG_M

He deleted his latest Ukraine war update. Dunno why, it wasn't worse than his previous cuck drivel.
Anonymous No.719142697
>>719141983
cyberpunk is a shit game, and will always be.

>>719142536
go back to your contaiment board >>>/pol/ turd
Anonymous No.719142717
>>719142536

so the play here was to make a tangentially video game related thread to shill the rest of your garbage videos?

die