Thread 719144047

You thought it couldn't be done, but here it is. A list that appeases everyone, even /v/ and doesn't cause any controversy. This is the most ideal canon possible

well i didnt like perfect dark so FUCK YOU. delete this list NOW

>>719144047 (OP)
>literally the worst gen of Pokemon
and dropped
>too many johtomons locked behind kanto
>johto gym leaders don't use johto pokemon
>besides a few mons, the most competitively unviable of all gens
>most available johtomons have unappealing stats/learnsets even for a normal playthrough
>awful wild pokemon distribution
>pathetic level curve
>strongest wild encounter is mid lv 30
>encountering lv 3-5s on your way to the 16th badge
>uninspired, linear map
>only 4 branching paths in the johto map, the fewest of all games
>routes are decorated hallways, only one route has a reason to revisit
>cringe tier team rocket plot
>killed pokemania
>created kanto pandering
>by far the most insecure and schizophrenic fanbase here
>loved by reddit and shilled on /vp/ by discord group
>doesn't make use of the gbc's full color pallet
>half of the game is an afterthought to gen 1
>other half of the game is copy-pasted gutted down gen 1
>neutered Mt. Moon
>neutered Rock Tunnel
>removed Cerulean Cave
>removed Silph
>removed Pokemon Tower
>removed Kanto Legendaries
>neutered Victory Road
>removed Seafoam Islands
>removed Power Plant
>neutered Cinnabar
>removed undergrond
>removed old rocket hideout
>gave up on level progression and plot halfway through
>poor implementations of new features
>shallow attempt at open world
Johto is poorly designed dogshit and Crystal is easily gamefreak’s laziest singular release. Fixed fuckall flaws from the original GoySlop, added some little gay animated sprites, removed Mareep, and gutted half the Japanese exclusive content before localizing it (gs ball, online support, etc). Shit games with trash pokemon in a boring region made up entirely of small linear grassy routes and unrewarding caves, full of underleveld Kanto mons from the first route to just before you’re fighting Red, awful encounter methods, horrible evo stone distribution. The only people who defend these trash games are fat balding troonlennials who played it when they were 3.

>>719144047 (OP)
Half-Life 2 doesn't deserve to be here, add this kino instead and then we are talking

>>719144047 (OP)
On this entire list, I've only played Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Mega Man X, DKC2, Super Mario World. DKC2 is the best of all of them. What does this say about me?

>>719144047 (OP)
>all those shitty rpgs
Play a real video game for once

EOSD isn't the best Touhou, that's 15

>>719144437
>No Utena
>No KEY
>No Haibane
This is outdated

>>719144047 (OP)
>all those tendie games
>Chrono Nigger
>lmao chicken/tuna sandwiches
>sanic
>kiseki

>>719144047 (OP)
no man, you don't get me. if you can't shoot an MP7 in it, it's not even a video game.

>>719144047 (OP)
>Came here to call you a retarded faggot
>Look at the games
>Perfectly fair and reasonable
For once, OP is not a faggot. Bravo!

That one dude who makes threads on /vr/ just to bitch about links awakening dx compared to the original has been summoned.

>>719144437
I don't recognize the green one on the bottom left.

Lain is overrated. Mushishi is overrated. 1996 berserk is overrated. NHK is straight up a bad anime only neet schizos would appreciate.

Evangelion is kino especially the original run (fuck the end of Evangelion the original engine is perfect)

LotGH is somehow both overrated and underrated today.

Texnolyze is absolute kino of the highest order

Turnmybacktowhatsup

>>719145591
Bottom Left is Tatami Galaxy. Based shitting on Lain and Mushishi but Eva is no better.

>>719145214
Ever17 is the only VN good enough to not cause any controversy for it's inclusion.

>>719144047 (OP)
>This is the most ideal canon possible
>alll that tendie toddler trash
disgusting

>>719144047 (OP)
>troonhou 6
Deal breaker.

>>719146745
Name a better Touhou game