Thread 719144068

>oh wow this guy literally looks like me
>check the game out
>the game is literally just dota in 3rd person
Why is modern Valve so obsessed with this League clone? no one but virginest of virgin plays this sweat ass game

>>719144068 (OP)
I tried it and had a terrible time losing for 45 minutes

>oh wow this guy literally looks like me

Post cock or fuck off

>>719144068 (OP)
you do NOT look like him

>>719144096
all good online games should be like this

Post pic faggot

>oh wow this guy literally looks like me

Post hole or fuck off

>>719144068 (OP)
why would you admit to being ginger
disgusting

>>719144068 (OP)
because ICEFRAUD is the chud in charge and he wants to make another death ball brooling slop game

>assfaggots mechanics
>locked in 40 minute games
>terrible balance
>shit tier low trust community
>closet cheaters
yeah nah

>>719144463
>death ball brooling
A what?

>>719144550
death ball = everyone moving as one big blob of death and obliterating anything that isn't another death ball
brooling = assfaggots term for teamfight i think

>>719146023
brawling is when teamfights go long because heroes have lots of mobility and defensive skills on short cooldowns

pangolin and primal beast are brawlers for eg.

>>719144068 (OP)
>League clone
LoL is a Dota 2 clone.

>>719146023
dota levels of brooling is a teamfight that lasts so long the people who died have time to respawn and rejoin the fight

>>719146814
I haven't played dota in years, guess it only happens in high level play cause how the matches usually turned out was that someone finishes farming and wipes the floor with everyone. Then again I'm shit at assfaggots and only played casually.

>>719146023
Brooling is picking fights for no reason at all and result is usually some stupid ass death.

>>719144068 (OP)
Same but for Victor.
My interest in Deadlock hinges entirely upon whether or not there will be more casual alternative game modes.

post cock or add me
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198083638995

>Get Ivy/Haze/Anyone with an automatic weapon
>Dump everything into gun and vitality items
>Turn brain off for half an hour and push objectives and use get out of jail free cards whenever.
It is amazing how fun ratting is in this game.

>>719144068 (OP)
League is a clone of Dota.
Infact League is such faggotry they created the nonsensical term moba just so it wouldn't be called a Dotalike.

yeah but deadlock is fun because it has stuff like aim and mobility

i always liked dota's kits and complexity but it being a one-unit RTS always put me off, there was never anything viscerally fun about it. deadlock is just fun to control on top of having some nice depth to it

>>719147194
>someone finishes farming and wipes the floor with everyone.
“Brooling” as a meme is used to refer to how Valve started making aggressive changes to force people to constantly team fight instead of doing that

>Play Dynamo because I love Enigma
>Get a good singularity off in the middle of a crucial team fight
>...
>Team is gone and I'm left with 6 enemy niggers on my ass
WHY DO PEOPLE RUN AWAY WHEN BIG FUCK YOU BLACK HOLE GOES OFF?! I EVEN GOT HEALS FOR YOU IF THE ULT ISN'T ENOUGH AND YOU NEED A TOP UP!
Truly the Enigma experience.

>>719154554
>aim
league of legends has more aiming than deadlock
>mobility
league of legends has more micro than deadlock's jank

>>719144068 (OP)
just make a fucking capture the flag mode or something

Still playing viscous
>>719154151
>not EU
sad

>>719155295
and yet it's still not fun to play on a basic level. sad

>>719155395
CTF would be pretty easy to implement, urn running has all the basic mechanics for it already.
I personally want KOTH or PL.

am surprised there isn't a lot of Vyper Ivy lanes, the bonus by tether is bonker

>>719155472
Vyper has a low winrate, ivy is a support, your never going to see the two together

>>719155506
sad because I love playing bomber Ivy, wish I was good enough with slides as vyper because her lines are hilarious

>>719144068 (OP)
>Ginger
Damn, sorry about that.

behead talon users

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>719144068 (OP)
>game puts white dude
>/v/trannies immediately circlejerk it despite ot being total garbage with near battleborn tier artstyle and character design

>>719144068 (OP)
So what is this character supposed to be?

A theater usher? A bellhop?

>>719158074
Bellhop who may or may not be a minor elder god.

Any yuro wants to play? I can open a lobby

>>719144068 (OP)
>>oh wow this guy literally looks like me
youre no 10/10 ginger twink and it fucking shows

im feeling awfully horny right now /v/ros

I hate to say it, but the new characters/art direction smell of “safe horny”. This was suppose to be the freak game with Hellboy like characters. Hell, only Lady Geist was the only conventional attractive woman compared to Haze, Vindictia, etc. now there’s goth loli and a ginger bookworm. Even the monster men look attractive on purpose.

>League clone
Uh, the guy who made Dota 2 was working on the original Dota mod before League was even in pre-production, and is also rumored to have contributed to League's development. Why are gamers a subspecies nowadays?

>>719162128
>Loli
In what goddamn universe is she a fucking loli

>>719162128
>iphone file name
>retarded post
every time

>>719162530
Goth Lolita is what I should have said, I’ll admit.

So what is it about bellhops that make people think "portals"? Because this isn't the first character with this design to have a portal power. Paranatural also had one literally also called Doorman.

>>719154810
>Truly the Enigma experience.
My nihilism increases.

>>719163372
Because Elevators are a portal to another world

What's are the easy support characters? I need to focus more on observing fights.

GET CANCELLED GET CANCELLED GET CANCELLED GET CANCELLED GET CANCELLED GET CANCELLED GET CANCELLED GET CANCELLED GET CANCELLED GET CANCELLED GET CANCELLED GET CANCELLED

>>719165172
>finally updated
>player counts hit decent numbers for a released game while still in alpha
it's not getting cancelled retard

>>719162128
Hate ugly-worship eunuch freaks like you

>>719144068 (OP)
>dota in 3rd person
wow I didn’t realize dota was an FPS

>>719166545
The classic third person first person shooter

>>719164184
Paige is basically the only one atm
>>719165172
pretty huge ass for a gargoyle

>>719144068 (OP)
But can you farm hats for trade?

>>719144068 (OP)
FunkE seems to like it for its movement abilities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjMn2kt5Tgs

>>719167262
>le e-celeb
kys

>>719144068 (OP)
nigga you do NOT look like that

>>719163056
Of course you'd complain about safe horny and then post off-model Ηex Maniac

>>719167262
I'm not a tranny so I don't know who is this

>>719144068 (OP)
okay but if you look like this hit me up immediately

>>719155295
League of Legends has exactly 0 micro unless they reversed the decision to remove their extremely basic summons.

>>719144068 (OP)
>3rd Person Dota

We call them Monday Night Combats (MNCs) round these parts.

>>719155295
>league of legends has more aiming than deadlock
There is not a single hard skill shot in League
>league of legends has more micro than deadlock's jank
>MICRO
>IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
lol

>>719158074
bellhop that can knockback with a luggage trolley. also has a mordekaiser ult on standby

>>719158074
He's supposed to be the doorman.

>>719170957
if the client is king can I order him to you know... strip?

>>719161261
If only he had hooves.

>>719162128
People who say safe horny should be lined up and shot.

>>719171304
it's /v/, it's full of outcast saying dumb shit to get (you)s. Just ignore him

>>719171017
are you kidding me?
that shit's downright guaranteed

>>719166545
no one calls birds eye view 3rd person you obtuse cunt
punctuation omitted for your displeasure

>>719155472
Outclassed by Paige's ability, Ivy is irrelevant now.

>>719172639
??? I can still do stupid dmgs

>>719171984
was about to complain about drifter but aside from door no one is cute