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Anonymous No.719149115 >>719150412 >>719150879 >>719152035 >>719152121 >>719152790 >>719153102 >>719153635 >>719153673 >>719153850 >>719153946 >>719153973 >>719154003 >>719154147 >>719154184 >>719154407 >>719154558 >>719154581 >>719155041 >>719157449 >>719157545 >>719157672 >>719160938 >>719164092 >>719166259 >>719166885 >>719167015 >>719170936 >>719171645 >>719174510 >>719176676 >>719177198 >>719178307
>teammate posts "gg ez" in the post-game chat, even though it was a close game
Anonymous No.719149442 >>719152407 >>719154973 >>719161219 >>719161473 >>719165942 >>719166127 >>719172131 >>719176841
>beat player in game
>send them msg "gg 2ez lol"
>spam me a bunch of hate mail saying I'm trash and they weren't even trying
>report them
>try to search their user later
>nothing comes up because their account has been temp banned for 2 weeks
get baited faggot
Anonymous No.719149517 >>719172616 >>719181502
>make fun of other team before match starts
>get humiliated, violated, and lose for entire match
Anonymous No.719150412 >>719150670
>>719149115 (OP)
I do this to break their spirit
Anonymous No.719150670
>>719150412
Bro is a psychopath
Anonymous No.719150879 >>719151441 >>719160591 >>719177939
>>719149115 (OP)
Γ¬s the point of this video that its pointless or what the fuck is it
Anonymous No.719151441 >>719153127 >>719154117
>>719150879
It's a video of a panic attack, chuddie
Anonymous No.719151779
>never go out of my way to shittalk people
>some guy sperges out after I kill him a couple of times
>get near-uncontrollable urge to egg him on with the most surface level bait
Anonymous No.719152035 >>719152649 >>719157014 >>719178902
>>719149115 (OP)
>type "gg all me"
>We lost
>I was on the bottom of the score board.
Anonymous No.719152121
>>719149115 (OP)
A personal favourite is "Try harder next time" it does genuinely seem to make people upset.
Anonymous No.719152267 >>719152759
>play like shit the whole game
>almost cause my team to lose the match
>somehow get carried and win
>type "gg ez nt dogs"
Anonymous No.719152407 >>719163403 >>719176062 >>719179285
>>719149442
Anons only absolute faggots do that. You basically said look how much of a faggot i am.
Anonymous No.719152649
>>719152035
Devious
Anonymous No.719152759 >>719167342
>>719152267
it's honestly insane how much hate you can generate from saying "ez" when you have a bad game and go 3-12 or some shit. Both team mates and enemies alike will unite in their hatred of you.
Anonymous No.719152790 >>719152898
>>719149115 (OP)
Who is this guy and what is happening here? Is he dying?
Anonymous No.719152898
>>719152790
His boss is making a fool of them and he's trying to think of what cope they can use to spin the shitshow.
Anonymous No.719152937 >>719153052 >>719153209 >>719153550 >>719153661 >>719162057 >>719163492 >>719165578 >>719168473 >>719176048
if you're a sam hyde fan in 2025 you might just be retarded
Anonymous No.719152968 >>719153034
everyone in this thread outed themselves as subhuman nigger dogs who shouldn't be allowed to play online games

i hope you get aids from being raped by the biggest blackest dumbest dark of the night vantablack gorilla nigger alive
Anonymous No.719153034
>>719152968
gg ez
Anonymous No.719153052
>>719152937
Why?
Anonymous No.719153102 >>719153237
>>719149115 (OP)
Wouldn't know. I'm not an edgy teenager or a chud or an incel so I don't play multiplayer slop trash
Anonymous No.719153120
>get finished off by some shitter who immediately teabags
>spend the rest of the match singling him out and dunking on him
>starts getting flamed by his own team
Anonymous No.719153127
>>719151441
a heckin' realistic panic attack???
Anonymous No.719153209
>>719152937
Isn't that Jason Goldstriker?
Anonymous No.719153219 >>719154243 >>719154324
>mute text chat
>mute voice chat
>mute pings
Anonymous No.719153237 >>719153365
>>719153102
>Wouldn't know. I'm not an edgy teenager or a chud or an incel so I don't play multiplayer slop trash
Anonymous No.719153365 >>719153396
>>719153237
is that a drawing of sam hyde?
Anonymous No.719153396 >>719153440
>>719153365
Who?
Anonymous No.719153440
>>719153396
escaped gorilla
Anonymous No.719153550
>>719152937
I applied to be on Fishtank and if Dan ended up bailing I swear I would have been his replacement.
Anonymous No.719153610
>team is losing bad
>i glitch the game and get behind the walls
>enemy team trash talks but rage quits after a while
>game counts this as a win
Anonymous No.719153635 >>719153946
>>719149115 (OP)
I think sam deliberately does stunts like this to isolate the people that work with him so they have no other options.
Anonymous No.719153661 >>719168632
>>719152937
thats not "Sam Hyde"
Anonymous No.719153673
>>719149115 (OP)
>writes gg
>it's not a 1v1 game

I hate zoomers
Anonymous No.719153850
>>719149115 (OP)
>Team kill
>Flashbang teammates
>Tell other team where everyone is
>Listen to chuds seethe and rage
>Win
>Go back to actual games
>Laugh more
Anonymous No.719153862 >>719165802
Think the last time I ever chatted to randos in online was way back in MW2. I was hammered and just running around with a riot shield in TDM and every time I bonked someone to death I'd say "I am the law". Then the other team and my teammates started doing it and it turned into a tardfest of everyone running around only using riot shield to get kills and everyone going "I am the law"
Good times. Wouldn't do chat outside of friends these days. Everything's way too fucking faggy and sensitive and censored now
Anonymous No.719153903 >>719154001
>play fighting game
>get a match against some 99999 hours gamer
>get a lucky 2-1 match i could tell after first game other nigga wasnt playing seriously
>one and done him
>type in lobby: lol you play so much and still trash at this game
>exit game
>new steam friend request from the enemy gamer
>ignore
Anonymous No.719153946 >>719154485
>>719149115 (OP)
>>719153635
qrd ?
Anonymous No.719153973 >>719154210
>>719149115 (OP)
>play bad on purpose
>bait others in insulting me
>report them
>user action has been taken
>mfw
Anonymous No.719154001 >>719156229
>>719153903
>Things I made up in my head, part 182837277
Anonymous No.719154003 >>719154448
>>719149115 (OP)
>my team gets absolutely shit on, me included
>they're all bitching in chat
>type gg ez
Anonymous No.719154117 >>719161114 >>719166381 >>719180830
>>719151441
It's so gay that people started calling every time you're slightly uncomfortable PANIC ATTACK. Unless you're actually fainting it's not an attack, you're just awkward
Anonymous No.719154147
>>719149115 (OP)
Of course retard, the first person to type "gg ez" has won the psychological war. Every "gg ez" that comes after the first hits like a wet towel.
Anonymous No.719154184
>>719149115 (OP)
>close games are the most fun thing ever, always
>SBMM keeps forcing steamrolls instead
what did they mean by this
Anonymous No.719154210
>>719153973
>Play bad on purpose
>Other team gets ahead
>Wait till 2/3 of game is over
>Turn on hacks
>Prison rape other team and win
>Tell them they're trash and go back to animal crossing GGEZ
>Get private messages calling you a faggot
>Report
>Thank you for your report
>2 days,, action has been taken
Anonymous No.719154243 >>719157192 >>719174981
>>719153219
Kek what a coward
Anonymous No.719154324
>>719153219
BASED
Anonymous No.719154407 >>719172152
>>719149115 (OP)
>Close game
>We lose and they gg ez us
>I say if it was ez we wouldn't have been fighting on point 3/overtime
Usually gets them to start fumbling trying to double down their smack talk, pretty reliable. Either that or
>Yeah feeding all game and getting hard carried by your team WOULD feel pretty easy huh
But it's hard to type all that without sounding like you're choking back tears so I employ it sparingly
Anonymous No.719154448
>>719154003
kek love doing this
Anonymous No.719154485
>>719153946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_DyGqsOHQ&list=PLFpYGEFippwdOee4GWLyrWVbLT0h6aPNq
Anonymous No.719154558
>>719149115 (OP)
Sam Hyde is an unfunny kike
Anonymous No.719154581
>>719149115 (OP)
>losing in game of rocket league
>guy on the other team going off in all chat with never ending trash talk
>asks multiple times why no one is responding to his trash talk when no one answers him
>shuts up for the rest of the game
It was kind of sad to watch honestly.
Anonymous No.719154624
>backfill a game
>lost within 10 seconds of joining
>type "gg I assume" or "baka wow I carried for nothing"
Nobody ever laughs but it's showbiz
Anonymous No.719154973 >>719163403 >>719176062
>>719149442
MAJOR DWEEB DETECTED
Anonymous No.719155041
>>719149115 (OP)
was there a gorilla in that room or what?
Anonymous No.719156229
>>719154001
t.enemy gamer
Anonymous No.719156332 >>719156535
Right here?
Anonymous No.719156535
>>719156332
right now
Anonymous No.719156847 >>719156917 >>719157273 >>719161269 >>719161434 >>719161609 >>719161957 >>719162746 >>719163164 >>719163352 >>719165590 >>719166631 >>719167026 >>719167481 >>719169805 >>719170085 >>719173553 >>719177071 >>719179643
>/v/ hates Sam Hyde now
What happened?
Anonymous No.719156917 >>719157001 >>719161185
>>719156847
Sam Hyde has a dedicated group of butthurt haters who are desperate for any sort of win
They're really hung up on the gorilla nest incident because they think it's a bigger deal than it actually was
Anonymous No.719157001 >>719157034
>>719156917
>gorilla nest incident
What's that?
Anonymous No.719157014
>>719152035
This is always funny
Anonymous No.719157034 >>719157117 >>719167238
>>719157001
he got in a gay sweaty wrestling match with a washed up boomer comedian
Anonymous No.719157117 >>719157150 >>719158413
>>719157034
Sounds like something Sam Hyde would do. What's the issue exactly?
Anonymous No.719157150
>>719157117
Exactly lmao
Anonymous No.719157192
>>719154243
Didn't hear/read that
Anonymous No.719157273 >>719157307 >>719163780
>>719156847
sam hyde thinks you're a worthless human being because you dont make a million dollars a year
Anonymous No.719157307
>>719157273
Source?
Anonymous No.719157449
>>719149115 (OP)
What did the Ghost of Kyiv do now to have Roachfort sweating like that?
Anonymous No.719157545
>>719149115 (OP)
>lose game
>post "very ez gg noobs lost"
>enjoy faggots raging
Anonymous No.719157664
>why is annoying faggot who spams multiple boards hated
Anonymous No.719157672
>>719149115 (OP)
Did chud constructiongod relent o Chamonix Hause
Anonymous No.719158413 >>719161840 >>719167238 >>719181996
>>719157117
the boomer spent the whole podcast basically calling sam and his friends retarded faggots to the point where sam got visibly butthurt and started asking when things were going to get serious
the boomer didn't ease up though so sam tried to trash the studio and wrestle him and lost that too
lots of great cringe, would recommend watching
Anonymous No.719160591
>>719150879
Do you like nature?
Anonymous No.719160938
>>719149115 (OP)
more like
>teammate friend gets raped in a 1v1 match by a vet but you gotta play friendly because otherwise you are next.
a gg ez would be a welcomed relief.
Anonymous No.719161079
>The heavier set guy in the friend group hasn't logged on in a while after complaining about shortness of breath
Anonymous No.719161114
>>719154117
Very true, I used to have "real" panic attacks due to binge drinking and you basically need to isolate yourself low to the ground and just endure waves of fear for about 20 minutes. You can't be in a room with other people, especially strangers, and you can't even remotely keep your shit together enough to sit in a chair and look around
Anonymous No.719161185
>>719156917
This but the opposite. He is astroturfed all over /tv/ since like 2022. The gorilla nest incident this anon is referring to was a manufactured rage bait designed by one of Sam's failed normie fat retard zoomer minions
Anonymous No.719161219 >>719176062
>>719149442
whether this is based or not depends on the race, sexuality, and/or political leanings of the person you did it to.
Anonymous No.719161269
>>719156847
gcj raiders and other assorted faggots are not /v/.
Anonymous No.719161434
>>719156847
he stopped being funny. simple as
Anonymous No.719161473 >>719176062
>>719149442
Would say go KYS (kick your shelf). When they respond by telling me what it stands for, report and let the phrase detecting algorithm ban them in seconds.
Anonymous No.719161609
>>719156847
>now
he was always an annoying cunt but now he’s a violent grifter too
Anonymous No.719161840 >>719162148 >>719167238
>>719158413
Just watched it. Definitely cringe but worth a few chuckles. I feel bad for Nick and Charles though. Get shit on by some boomer and rather than keep a cool head, your retard friend just makes you look more retarded.
Anonymous No.719161957
>>719156847
his appearance with harlan was legitimately autistic
he also has the same opinions brown people have about women and men the only difference is that he got lucky genetics
Anonymous No.719162057
>>719152937
I am more of a Nick and Carl fan
Anonymous No.719162148 >>719162294 >>719162327
>>719161840
>Is there a gorilla in this room?
Anonymous No.719162294
>>719162148
CODEWORD: gorilla nest
Anonymous No.719162327 >>719162579
>>719162148
You'd think Sam would have just own the gorilla jokes given his behavior towards the school shooter meme and goblin posting. Should have just run with it.
Anonymous No.719162579
>>719162327
>whole career is making fun of other people
>gets outdone by someone better
>chimps out
many such cases

his whole crew was useless too except for the bald guy
Anonymous No.719162746 >>719162797 >>719162814 >>719167202
>>719156847
He went from funny comedian to retarded lifecoach grifter with his target audience being fatherless teenagers.
Anonymous No.719162797 >>719163549
>>719162746
holy shit how can people watch that
Anonymous No.719162814 >>719162917
>>719162746
what is this video
Anonymous No.719162917 >>719162972 >>719163020
>>719162814
You know the TV show Big Brother? Yeah the video is from Sam Hyde's own version of that, called Fishtank.
Anonymous No.719162972 >>719163002 >>719163004 >>719163042 >>719164348
>>719162917
why are they doing that?
Anonymous No.719163002
>>719162972
Because money.
Anonymous No.719163004
>>719162972
For the content.
Anonymous No.719163020 >>719163331
>>719162917
The first season wasnt as nasty as this which I assume is second or third season?
Anonymous No.719163042
>>719162972
because the whole premise of the show is to put socially retarded people in one house but they realized it was actually reallly boring so they constantly go in and make them do dumb shit
Anonymous No.719163164
>>719156847
i never liked him, mainly because i've always been extremely antisemitic.
Anonymous No.719163331
>>719163020
Wasn't as nasty as this? Did you forget airsoft fatty shitting in a toilet and then reaching into said toilet to grab his shit and take it into the living room???
Anonymous No.719163352
>>719156847
The webm in the OP happened. It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen a comedian do.
Anonymous No.719163403 >>719163512 >>719176062
retards who got baited and banned:
>>719152407
>>719154973
Anonymous No.719163492
>>719152937
I feel so bad for Nick. All he had to do in that interview was not be a massive, unfunny sperg but nooooo, HE has to be in control 100% of the time.
Anonymous No.719163512
>>719163403
>teammates start sucking up to the enemy team in post game chat
fucking hate worms like this
Anonymous No.719163549 >>719163825
>>719162797
what's the matter anon? can't HANDLE it? looks like we got a woke tranny over here, fellas!
Anonymous No.719163780 >>719164376
>>719157273
If you had worth, you would have something that reflects that in your life.
Anonymous No.719163825
>>719163549
he literally put retarded people in one household thinking it would create content and he constantly needs to bring in guests and make shit up because, to the surprise of no one, retards are actually really boring and annoying, especially when you force them into a room with nothing to do

what's the point of a reality show like that if you need to create the content yourself, might as well just hire anyone at that point
Anonymous No.719164006 >>719164264 >>719164908 >>719172346
jesus harland fell of so hard after the hyde hype bump.
he should be pleading on his boomer knees to have him back on again asap to build him more gorilla nests
Anonymous No.719164092
>>719149115 (OP)
>when you realize you've attached your career to a psychopathic self-hating Jew.
Anonymous No.719164264 >>719164615
>>719164006
At least he got that one bump. Most remain irrelevant forever.
Anonymous No.719164348 >>719181487
>>719162972
hot dog eating competition
they ate too much and now they are throwing up
Anonymous No.719164376
>>719163780
i have a wife and kids but i've never once had success career-wise and am currently jobless.
how am i worth a family but not the means to support them? make it make sense
Anonymous No.719164615
>>719164264
Do you even know who he is
Anonymous No.719164908
>>719164006
he lives a perfectly comfortable life
the dude is old and already made a career
sam hyde, on the other hand, fucked up his only real chance to make a name for himself in the mainstream by sperging out
Anonymous No.719165105 >>719165223 >>719169226
MDE detractors are all gay as fuck. A number of them ironically nu-MDE fishtank fans.
Gay ass niggas. The kind that use chud unironically. Bitter obsessed queers that think they know people on their screen better than the people themselves.
https://youtu.be/lVng107zkpQ&t=121
Anonymous No.719165223 >>719165365
>>719165105
Using 'detractors' unironically might be the gayer than choking on cock.
Anonymous No.719165365 >>719165446
>>719165223
Give me a better word fag.
Anonymous No.719165446 >>719165540
>>719165365
"anti-MDE autists"
Anonymous No.719165447 >>719165516
>someone tries to rage bait
>say nothing
>they cave under the pressure of silence and leave 5 seconds later
if only black people realized this one simple trick, they'd never be called niggers again
Anonymous No.719165516
>>719165447
some people value the attention of others over their own lives
Anonymous No.719165540
>>719165446
That works. I just went with "detractors" because it's concise.
Anonymous No.719165578
no one cares about your hate of sam, no one even talked about hin until this post >>719152937

you will literally DIE without accomplishing anything against sam, in spite of 24/7 posting him here or in tv.
how does it feel?
Anonymous No.719165590 >>719167202
>>719156847
He's not funny anymore and has pivoted into some kind of pathetic replacement-father grift. The idubbbz video gave his career a second chance and he's done nothing but fumble it time after time.
Anonymous No.719165802
>>719153862
https://youtu.be/W7TRF7jrSM4?si=LYfn0yrwlgNjOkhG
Anonymous No.719165890
>Sniper mid
>EZ mid
Anonymous No.719165942 >>719176062
>>719149442
beta bitch behavior, bet you look like this irl lol
Anonymous No.719166127 >>719166480 >>719166571 >>719167443 >>719174238 >>719176204
>>719149442
Did anybody else report people by mistake? It turns out I was breaking some unspoken rule in Dark Souls because I was playing blind and wanted to farm covenants by invading and I found a lot of people in Anor Londo or whatever. It turns out you’re supposed to duel people and not use estus but I would use estus and destroy everyone. Then I’d get a lot of weird hate mail, nobody was explaining what I did wrong though it was just hate, and I reported it and got people suspended and banned and I even got thank you messages from psn. It was only years later that I found out in random youtube videos that you’re not supposed to heal in Anor Londo when fighting people online. It’s never mentioned anywhere in game and many people don’t want to participate in fan forums and don’t want to get spoiled. But if anyone just explained to me that I’m not supposed to use estus then I would’ve understood but all I got was racism, sexism and discrimination.
Anonymous No.719166259
>>719149115 (OP)
dude this is literally me on the drug haha
Anonymous No.719166381 >>719166659 >>719177623 >>719180830
>>719154117
Yep, had a panic attack on I-40 once. Didn't realize I was having it. Body seized up, tunnel vision, didn't know where I was, only that I needed to get out. Barely make it to the side of the road. Heart pounding, like a million miles an hour, scared, struggling to breath. Get outside of the car finally. Sit on the barrier and begin to calm down. Weirdest thing that has ever happened to me. Went to a doctor thinking there was something wrong with my innards. Nope. Just a panic attack apparently. Still not sure what triggered it.
Anonymous No.719166480
>>719166127
that shit is so gay
I hope they shit and piss their pants in anger because you broke their fake and gay "rules"
Anonymous No.719166571
>>719166127
based, fuck em and their made up rules
Anonymous No.719166631
>>719156847
I like his videos, but I also don't really give a fuck about politics at the moment since nobody is going to fix anything. Left just wants everyone to be miserable, and the right just wants to control everything (and be miserable). I sleep.
Anonymous No.719166659 >>719166737 >>719177623
>>719166381
Shame you didn't crash and die though, weak ass faggots like you shouldn't exist.
Anonymous No.719166737
>>719166659
Nobody cares what you jews think.
Anonymous No.719166885
>>719149115 (OP)
>worst player in the entire lobby types "gg ez" after being carried
Anonymous No.719167015
>>719149115 (OP)
>play multiplayer game
Anonymous No.719167026
>>719156847
Some of his skits are funny I guess. But his podcasts or whatever are so fucking lame, like he's trying to be andrew tate but 'cool' or something, you can see right through it.
Anonymous No.719167202
>>719165590
>>719162746
This pretty much.
Anonymous No.719167238 >>719181708
>>719161840
>>719158413
>>719157034
>Harland Williams
>some boomer comedian
Anonymous No.719167342
>>719152759
Teammates are annoyed because they had to deal with you all game, other team is annoyed because you're bad and still get a free win.
Anonymous No.719167443
>>719166127
You were right to report them. You made no mistakes.
Anonymous No.719167481 >>719169920
>>719156847
>Extreme Peace is hyped up, delayed for years, flops badly
>Fishtank S4 is clearly a low-effort, lazily made season, despite this it's received well and fans are enjoying it until it crashes and burns purely due to production fucking up basic legal stuff such as "get a permit to film a TV show before filming a TV show" after 2+ years of making the show
>Harland appearance is unfunny at best and incredibly embarrassing at worst
All of this stuff happened around the same time, he's going to get clowned on until he can somehow pull a funny prank on someone more famous than him and redeem himself in the eyes of his fans
Anonymous No.719168473
>>719152937
truee
Anonymous No.719168632 >>719176837
>>719153661
>Goes from twink to ogre
How did he do it?
Anonymous No.719168680
hows the fishtank game coming along anyway? has it had any updates?
Anonymous No.719168815 >>719173174
> suicide bomb myself into the objective 20 times as a "how long till they get to kill me" challenge while the rest of the team is trying to do their thing
> it somehow always actually works
> "let all martyrs be consecrated on this holy day, let no one be forgotten"
Anonymous No.719169226 >>719170727
>>719165105
The best part of MDE was always the intermissions and the soundtracks. If there was an actual thing that describes "the 2010s" as an aesthetic, those ones would be pretty close. The actual humor is kinda shit. If Hyde started being the cool kind of artsy faggot instead of trying to be edgier than Adult Swim, he could've gone far and make Cruelty Squad back in 2016 or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6cMYszJxV0
https://youtu.be/7ENMpzR54us?si=lhxXq67Lf0pVvE4a
https://youtu.be/hpnKPz0Ja-Y?si=xtFkPPjX-58UGsA6
https://youtu.be/OvAS8Ba5o1w?si=-caenW5_Idq7JirG
https://youtu.be/kT8vPNsrACo?si=i6I1G6W-FrN8TGju
Anonymous No.719169376 >>719169594
All this cia shit is so gay
Anonymous No.719169594 >>719169857 >>719170461
>>719169376
The world is gay. It ended in 2022.
Anonymous No.719169805 >>719170108
>>719156847
I think hearing him support AI for art like a covert Palantir employee is what did it for me. He wants AI to take over not just producing visual art but also stuff like writing and music, all because he'd prefer to spite a few people than actually enjoy a creative thing ever again. Somehow le redpill man doesn't understand that he not only allowed horrible people to subvert creative culture into the Weimar mess it is now, but also wants to help pull the trigger so they get away.
Anonymous No.719169857 >>719170956
>>719169594
No it didn't you just got older.
Anonymous No.719169920
>>719167481
All they need to do is make a good S5 or BG2
but jet is too busy flying out 18 year old egirl fans, so they just host streamslop now
Anonymous No.719170085
>>719156847
He's 40 and doesn't have kids. That tells me that he has no willingness to put any skin in the game.
Anonymous No.719170108 >>719170318
>>719169805
Why would a guy who is into vaporwave in 2025 like art?
Anonymous No.719170318 >>719170425
>>719170108
As a supposed Christian Sam should recognize the beauty of the human soul, and how it is reflected through art. I'm not strictly antiAI but I do think fully embracing it further leads to the micdonaldification of art
Anonymous No.719170425 >>719170617
>>719170318
Hyde comes off like a guy who views art as a vessel to make money and not something inherently beautiful or valuable
Anonymous No.719170461
>>719169594
2008*
Anonymous No.719170617
>>719170425
I agree. But I also think that these are the only type of people who make a lasting impact on any given medium... maybe not Hyde though.
Anonymous No.719170727
>>719169226
I don't agree that their humor is shit. I think it's just something a lot don't get, but I agree that the aesthetics of their stuff is some of the best things about it. MDE and Word Peace I don't think it something that could ever be recreated, it was a special time, and a special phenomenon.
Anonymous No.719170936
>>719149115 (OP)
i don't tolerate my teammates doing that shit, i'll start teamkilling
Anonymous No.719170956 >>719171524
>>719169857
I'm only 20. I've watched all the things I liked die, and I see nothing new to like. I've also watched all things which oncer had an element of realness to them become monopolies of fakery, centered around fake things. You can't really have culture if it's defined in fakeness, and I see nowhere that isn't affected. Society as a whole is a spook and the internet's realest places are ghettos. I've watched cultures die and empty memes raplace them.
Anonymous No.719171524 >>719172219
>>719170956
Sucks to be you I guess
Anonymous No.719171645
>>719149115 (OP)
>worst player in the team taunts the enemy team
>gets carried
>still manages to throw the game
>starts ragespamming chat and absuses the report function
What's wrong with performative gaymers? It's bad enough that they behave like locausts and ruin one game after another, in any given game they behave as if they weren't just dropped but slammed into the ground in their infancy. They are only distingushable from bots because they perform worse and are more vocal.
Anonymous No.719172041
I still think MDE was one of the greatest comedy skit shows of all time. What's happened to Sam since has just been a mess. I suspect the whole crypto shit is the reason for it. He's not struggling anymore. He doesn't have the hunger. Trying his best to reclaim that sense of being from 2016 that simply won't come back ever again.
Anonymous No.719172131 >>719176062
>>719149442
Fpwp, obsessed behaviour
Anonymous No.719172152 >>719179409
>>719154407
And then everyone clapped. Nigger.
Anonymous No.719172219 >>719172861 >>719174869
>>719171524
It wouldn't be an issue if I knew things weren't just in perpetual shared decline, or if I knew that there was a way, or a place real and good things could develop again, but the problem is, if you are starting fresh, where are you beginning from? If you are starting in the shadow of what's been corrupted or passed and died, how can anything good come from it? I don't know. Maybe I'm looking at it all wrong.
Anonymous No.719172346 >>719172386
>>719164006
I don’t know why he doesn’t just make more cartoons. Puppy dog pals made good money.
Anonymous No.719172386
>>719172346
Maybe he likes doing this?
Anonymous No.719172616
>>719149517
I love that. I always say GG before a match to get humiliated or a giant ego boost
Anonymous No.719172690
>team plays silly the entire game
>they're so fresh that they dont even know how an anti-tank gun operates
>lose 4 out of 5 objectives because of cluelessness
>win the final one and the match because it's in a corner surrounded by open fields and the enemy started to play even dumber than us all of a sudden
what is this feeling called
Anonymous No.719172861 >>719172939 >>719174869
>>719172219
It's also a personal problem. Part of me wants to do great things myself to make up for the void I perceive but no skills or talents have been nurtered in me and I've been formed in debilitating circumstances in my upbringing and I wouldn't even have a clear idea, or concept of what I want to bring about, certainly nothing that makes me feel a true drive, and will, and even if I did, where would I begin? What if I will never be anything more than a 4th rate fuck up, and will never fulfill the future I once had a pure, uncertain, yet hopeful conception of. Maybe I struggle with my own perception of the time passing by, the limited time I have in my life, and the fruitlessness of it thus far. It almost feels too late. Sorry to deviate, I guess it's a cry for help.
Anonymous No.719172939
>>719172861
I'm a stupid fucking retarded faggot. Sorry.
Anonymous No.719173071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l6vD7OHYVY
Anonymous No.719173174
>>719168815
This is me during rush in Battlefield, I managed to kill a handful and sometimes even plant before I'm killed more often than not forcing the enemy to pivot and allowing my team to make more headway or get in the point proper.
It's fucking incredible how one many can change the tide in the smaller BF game modes, but also extreme infuriating.
Anonymous No.719173553
>>719156847
he's more interested in being an influencer and social commentator now than a comedian, and his unfiltered commentary is retarded
Anonymous No.719174203
Anonymous No.719174238
>>719166127
Your only mistake was not reporting the youtube video for misinformation too
Anonymous No.719174461
Anonymous No.719174510
>>719149115 (OP)
>my team loses
>second half of the match one of my teammates suddenly plays notably better
Anonymous No.719174741 >>719175452
My favorite flavor of rage is aircraft-sissies in Battlefield. Every time anybody competent runs anti-air, they have an absolute shit fit in chat. If I get an AA vehicle, they will throw the whole game trying to kill me. They'll fly out of bounds and ignore points and do whatever it takes to try and kill me, and still get blown up and blow a fucking fuse in the chat.

If I have a friend with me, we'll simply both run the AA launcher at opposite ends of the map, and people will lose their minds. The update that added the anti-air launcher to BF5 was EASILY the best time to play that game because of the salt. Their rage is one of the main reasons I still play those games and it is so easy to incite.
Anonymous No.719174869 >>719175535
>>719172219
>>719172861
>fake, gay and retarded verbose blogposting
aif you'd spend a fraction of the time that you're wasting finding and mulling over excuses to be a turbofaggot, to actually do something (excersise, learn a skill or language, w/e), then you'd improve your life thousandfold.

In the name of everyone who has had the misfortune humoring your willful miscarriage of your existence: quit being a turbofaggot. When you show people that you willfully waste your potential, they'll turn away from you -- you can't force help upon others, especially if they enjoy self-pity and suffering.
Anonymous No.719174981
>>719154243
Don't him but you don't understand the level of subhuman nuggers I've had to deal with
Anonymous No.719175260 >>719179640
>i post GG WP easiest game of my life
>every time
>doesnt matter if win or lose
>if im bottom i throw in a Its so fucking easy i dont even have to play the game and we still beating you
Anonymous No.719175452 >>719176728
>>719174741
>My favorite flavor of rage is aircraft-sissies in Battlefield.
Roughly 9/10 pilots in Battlefield (no matter the iteration) are former infantry-only shitters who are used to farming their witless brethren.
That said, the 1/10 pilots who've played competitively (i.e. clan matches or regularly against teams) will render any unsupported AA useless.
Battlefield has been, is and always will be most fun when played as a team against a team.
.t former vehicle whore shitbucketeer
Anonymous No.719175510
>join game
>team is getting destroyed decided to shittalk enemy team
>some of them get so caught up in spewing hate at me they just stop playing
>we win after some time type "lol" and leave
Anonymous No.719175535 >>719175931
>>719174869
I don't enjoy it, I'm just stuck in self refferntial Hell. You are right though. What can I possibly do but just shut the fuck up and persue something, so I will. My stupid faggot emotions attack me all the way through but I will try to ignore it.
Anonymous No.719175931 >>719176164 >>719176483
>>719175535
>he keeps on whinging
Good lord, at this point I am only interacting with you to counteract your radiant, osmosal suicidal ideation.
>My stupid faggot emotions attack me all the way through but I will try to ignore it.
If you take drugs, decay in sedentary bliss, stuff your face with nutritional waste coated in industrial waste, there's a good chance you're also an incubator and real estate of parasites (helminths, protozoa, fungumi) and suffer clinical hormone imbalances.
You can't fix your mind, unless you fix your body -- and all that takes is a bare minimum of discipline.
Anonymous No.719176048
>>719152937
If you were a Sam Hyde fan in any year then you're retarded.
Anonymous No.719176062 >>719176326
>>719172131
>>719165942
>>719154973
>>719152407
Get baited stupid faggots kek if you're dumb enough to fall for it then you deserve the temp ban retards.
>>719163403
>>719161219
>>719161473
Based
Anonymous No.719176164 >>719176795
>>719175931
>there's a good chance you're also an incubator and real estate of parasites (helminths, protozoa, fungumi) and suffer clinical hormone imbalances.
>You can't fix your mind, unless you fix your body -- and all that takes is a bare minimum of discipline.
Thanks. I will bare it in mind. Never really considred how hormones might fuck you up. If I had to guess my testosterone is fucked. I'll look into it. Thank you for at least providing me with that. I will try to stop being a fag.
Anonymous No.719176204
>>719166127
MASSIVELY based. Dark souls PVP fags are the lowest form on this planet.
Anonymous No.719176326 >>719176585
>>719176062
>fall for it
>implying calling a colossal faggot a faggot isn't worth it every single time
ngmi
Anonymous No.719176483 >>719176604
>>719175931
>nutritional blanks coated in industrial waste
Pardon me, faggot.
Anonymous No.719176585 >>719177145
>>719176326
>getting baited into getting banned
kek
>worth it
worth what? you took an L in the game and then got banned on top of that...that's back to back Ls mouthbreathing retard.
Anonymous No.719176604
>>719176483
Goyslop. He's saying things with 0 nutritional value topped with manufactured sludge. Think seed oil twinkies or something.
Anonymous No.719176676
>>719149115 (OP)
i do that as a joke
imagine taking it seriously and getting mad
Anonymous No.719176728 >>719177604
>>719175452
>will render any unsupported AA useless.
Depends on what you consider useless. I recognize when a pilot understands how to disable AA, and I'll change my strategy because of that. My whole goal in the AA gun is to prevent the pilots from tearing up the battlefield, and I can do that without killing them. If they are smart enough to not get killed, I'll troll them and keep them focused on ME the entire match. I'll run lock on missiles and smokes and hide around corners, and my favorite, in 2042 playing as Irish and putting down trophy systems. I have encountered pilots who still kill me semi-frequently, but it takes A LOT of match time away from doing anything significantly more useful, like killing armor that is actually taking and defending points, or worse, if my aircraft recognize they have dedicated AA, maintaining air superiority.
Anonymous No.719176795 >>719176983
>>719176164
Parasites and environmental poison (heavy metals in exhaust gases if you're in a city, or amalgam fillings for that matter) have detrimental cumulative effects on virtually every facet of your hormone systems and also inhibit a variety of enzymes. Parasites (especially fungi and helminths) leech nutrients and even secrete their own myriad hormones while heavy metals surpress your immune reactions.

If anything, fighting buttworms should be one of the best motivations that not you, in your current turbogay state of mind, can jeopardize.
Anonymous No.719176837
>>719168632
steroids commonly make you gain a lot of fat on your face, thats why a lot of buff guys have really fat puffy faces like someone who's just fat
Anonymous No.719176841
>>719149442
Based, look at the angry fags replying lol
Anonymous No.719176983 >>719177881 >>719178218
>>719176795
I don't want to burden you with questions, but do you have any tips on where to begin with that? I've hear a number about it but I don't know the first thing. I've heard that cleansing parasites can give you cancer if done wrong, with an improper regimen.
Anonymous No.719177071
>>719156847
He had a case of roid rage
Anonymous No.719177145 >>719177361
>>719176585
>getting baited
bait implies the other person doesn't know what's happening
I know what's happening, and the joy I get from calling you a faggot trumps anything
Anonymous No.719177198
>>719149115 (OP)
Literally me
It's quite funny
Anonymous No.719177361 >>719177893
>>719177145
oh wait you actually are retarded kek got it
Anonymous No.719177604 >>719179030
>>719176728
>Depends on what you consider useless.
Depends on title and form of AA. Infantry AA like the Fliegerfaust, Stingers etc are useless unless coordinated and supported. Vehicle AA doesn't survive more than two strafing runs unsupported either, especially in titles with bombs -- good pilots approach perpendicular, disale, fly a loop and end it then and there.
>My whole goal in the AA gun is to prevent the pilots from tearing up the battlefield, and I can do that without killing them.
Then you're a 1/10 -- most AA players camp in their spawn, rely on lockons, spam their guns revealing their position without any benefit, generally engage targets at bad ranges expecting kills instead of deterence and, worse of all, never move with their allies.
Few players realize that countermeasures can be shared, like APS and flares.
Anonymous No.719177623
>>719166659
>>719166381
Nah i had that once and it was very similar i was just hanging out at my house and just felt like the world was crashing down around me. Not sure what started it. And its never happened again. That was 11 years ago.
Anonymous No.719177881 >>719177961 >>719178218
>>719176983
The safest bet is changing your diet and starting to excersise, whilst searching for a hollistic practitioner who's not a pharma merchant. Any therapy (chelation and antiparasitics) take a toll on kidney and liver and, in cases of excessive exposure (e.g.: Amalgam fillings, which also need special removal) can cause strokes by mobilizing to much poisons out of your tissues.

In any case, don't rush it.
Anonymous No.719177893 >>719178391
>>719177361
>he doesn't care for his mental well being above all else
faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot
Anonymous No.719177935 >>719178891 >>719180035
It's funny how the way Sam behaves now makes all of his previous stuff less funny retroactively, because you realize he has zero self awareness and was always coming from a place of spite and anger
Anonymous No.719177939
>>719150879
Yes
Anonymous No.719177961
>>719177881
Thank you.
Anonymous No.719178218
>>719177881
>>719176983
>I've heard that cleansing parasites can give you cancer if done wrong, with an improper regimen.
Glanced over that. On the contrary: cancer is speculated to be a consequence of
>immune reactions: your body attempts to encapsulate parasites
>parasite lifecycle: e.g.: Echinococcus multilocularis
>a byproduct of infection: e.g.: death, procreation, defecation of paeasites
Ascerasis often have cameos in breasr cancer related mastectomies. Now you may ask, what came first:
>the parasite or the debilitating terminal disease
However, as you may imagine, with the exception of kommensal gut bacteria, parasites are always detrimental to your health.
Anonymous No.719178307
>>719149115 (OP)
>gg ez no matter if our team won or lost
Anonymous No.719178391 >>719178660
>>719177893
i can tell by how you're seething and chimping out you've been baited like this before kek what a retard
Anonymous No.719178660 >>719179543
>>719178391
>you've been baited like this before
I've told you like 3 times I'm always going to reply to faggots to let them know of their own faggotry
who gives a shit about getting banned : it makes me happy :)
Anonymous No.719178891 >>719179997
>>719177935
I cant imagine being so unemployed that you enough time to endlessly come up with reasons why you dont like a niche internet comedian. Sam Hyde haters are FAR more pathetic than Sam ever could be.

Like, what the fuck is
>he has zero self awareness and was always coming from a place of spite and anger
even supposed to be? What is this woman brained, armchair psychologist bullshit even based on? You dont know what Sam thinks, you dont know how he relates to the rest of the crew, you dont know what any of them are thinking and spinning your wheels for years on end with these gay little posts is just insane. Youre an insane queer trying to psychoanalyse a guy who doesnt know you exist. And youre talking shit about self awareness? Do you even have the IQ to know what that entails or are you just parroting some other retard?
Anonymous No.719178902
>>719152035
Kek
Anonymous No.719179006
Who the fuck is still playing comp slop Iin 2025, brother you are a boomer in front of a slot machine
Anonymous No.719179030 >>719181003
>>719177604
>Vehicle AA doesn't survive more than two strafing runs
Pilots rarely get two runs on me, if they can't do it in one, I usually get them unless they pull away prematurely, which saves me a lot of damage as well.
Anonymous No.719179285
>>719152407
Cry more, you absolute faggot. Sounds like you fell for something similar and are still mad as all fuck about it.
Anonymous No.719179409
>>719172152
What the hell is unbelievable about any of that? Is there an e-version of "touch grass"?
Anonymous No.719179543 >>719179797
>>719178660
>seething like a mouthbreathing retard makes me happy :)
cope however you must tard.
Anonymous No.719179640
>>719175260
Based and Brazilian pulled
Anonymous No.719179643
>>719156847
>trying to become a social commentator with milquetoast alt-right takes about immigration, jews and women's rights, complete with buddying up to complete faggots like fuentes
>completely uninterested in fishtank despite it being his biggest cashcow. let's jet run it into the ground by not planning anything in advanced and not doing basic legal work to actually film the show, resulting in the complete disaster that was s4
>wp2 was a flop that no one watched
>the marky shit was proven to be real, meaning he actually did traffic high schoolers across state lines to fuck them
>got completely embarrassed by some literal who boomer comedian who exposed him as some thin-skinned roid raging faggot who can't take a single joke at his own expense
Anonymous No.719179797 >>719180054
>>719179543
>anon's entire worldview hinges on his alleged ability to manipulate others online
>literally cannot conceptualize how someone would willingly be angry at a faggot
you're one of those "apathy means I'm mature" guys aren't you
truly the king of reddit
Anonymous No.719179997 >>719180113 >>719180114
>>719178891
I have followed Sam since he was just uploading weird videos of him talking to himself in the mirror prior to MDE

He's clearly very insecure. It's on full display in this video. His rhetoric is just retarded when you realize he actually means it and isn't playing a character.

For some reason in his most recent arc he has picked up a lot of retarded impressionable zoomers like yourself. I don't really get it. At least Nick is legitimately funny and doesn't hide behind a bunch of homogay masculine posturing
Anonymous No.719180035 >>719180359
>>719177935
>a human got mad once I now need to hate him forever and try to shit on everything he has ever done
you internet schizos are so far removed from being human that it's a mystery how you manage to stay alive out there
Anonymous No.719180054 >>719180256 >>719180460
>>719179797
>still seething
>still coping
>literally cannot understand how mad of a faggot he must be to get baited like this
Anonymous No.719180113 >>719180279 >>719181084
>>719179997
Wow, superfan to superhater. What an original thing that totally doesn't happen to everybody with any amount of fame who sticks around for a while.
Anonymous No.719180114
>>719179997
I’m San Hyde’s brother, trust me when I say it’s all An act. He’s very on control of his emotions and him and his wife get along very well. He has 5 kids.
Anonymous No.719180256 >>719181310
>>719180054
>still didn't get I'm enjoying this too
Anonymous No.719180279
>>719180113
I mean he puts very little effort into his stuff now, even if I bought into his really gay unironic life advice there are better avenues for that. He was literally mindbroken by Tim Hiedecker (who is funnier btw)
Anonymous No.719180359
>>719180035
You don't get to pull "waah I'm a human" shit when you are unironically a huge racist and hate women lol. Get thicker skin
Anonymous No.719180460
>>719180054
you're missing a couple of buzzwords there, king
Anonymous No.719180830
>>719154117
>>719166381
I remember one time I was playing a JRPG then became increasingly uncomfortable over a period of like half an hour until I legit had trouble breathing and my hands felt like they were rattling. Then I went to the kitchen and just sat there trying not to die for like another half hour. Never had a panic attack since and I have no idea what triggered it so I’m not even sure if it even was a panic attack or some sort of health issue
Anonymous No.719181003
>>719179030
Then the vast majority of pilots you've encountered are of the 9/10 former infantry-only shitters who've learned flying out of pure spite and in public lobbies in which they rarely ever face competent vehicle players. The number of, as you put it: air sissies, who approach targets horizontally while flying jets or wasting range while flying helis is actually disgusting. Worse yet are their infantry-only brethren who still suck at countering them...

Take BF3/4 for example: any good pilot will approach you from the direction of the sun (it's impossible to see a jet in the sun, unless already spotted) and open up from directly above you and turn before you've got the chance to move and get the angle (if he didn't get a critical hit by that point anyway). Especially a BF4 attack jet has an easy time killing unsupported AAs -- you can get two JDAM hits at range and finish off with a strafing run. Likewise any competent heli duo will just TOW and TV you, any good pilot may even finish you off with Zunis at long range, too. From BF1 onwards you have even less chances at solo'ing AA against good pilots, because the ttk is much lower. In general the rule holds: the #1 counter to pilots are pilots, the #2 counter is teamplay.

I can't speak about 2042 other than hearsay from friends, I've not touched thar dumpster fire, but I'd imagine rule holds. I know that infantry gets TV missles in 2042, so I'd imagine that teamplay in a 128 lobby may turn any air gameplay into a challenge, even in public matches.
Anonymous No.719181084
>>719180113
His complete inability to take it on the chin is grating after a while
Anonymous No.719181120 >>719183374
>playing Halo Reach
>”that one guy” keeps killing me over and over
>legit can’t get a single kill on him
>game ends
>unironically report him for being too good. Xbox Live had an option to let you soft block players for a variety of reasons, one of them being a player being β€œtoo skilled”
>he randomly sends me a DM like a minute later saying β€œgg”
I genuinely can’t tell if Xbox somehow told him I basically praised his skills or if he just randomly decided to DM me. I did make it kinda obvious how much I was seething at his skill I guess but it’s not like I was actively cussing him out in voice chat
Anonymous No.719181310 >>719181526
>>719180256
>I'm enjoying seething like a retard
sure you are
Anonymous No.719181487 >>719182376
>>719164348
>eat too many hot dogs
>force fingers down my throat to vomit
never done that as a response to eating too many hot dogs but sure
Anonymous No.719181502
>>719149517
>Double down like it never happened
Anonymous No.719181526 >>719181816
>>719181310
ye because at the end of the day, I can call you a faggot a bunch of times while you're stuck in your feminine passive aggressive ways worried about getting banned yourself
I'm freedom incarnate, you're a little bitch
Anonymous No.719181708
>>719167238
>posts a pic of literally who
Yeah, some boomer.
Anonymous No.719181816 >>719182126
>>719181526
>feminine passive aggressive ways
>blatantly calling you a mouthbreathing retard this entire time
yeah it's retarded.
Anonymous No.719181996
>>719158413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU
For the anons who want to watch
it's kinda sad how hard sam has fallen, dude use to take jokes to the chin maybe the roid rage memes were true
Anonymous No.719182126
>>719181816
>I can call you what I want when there are no consequences!
ye, I know, that's why you're a feminine faggot
Anonymous No.719182376
>>719181487
there were more hotdogs they had to eat :(
Anonymous No.719183374
>>719181120
Nothing is random in life.