Thread 719149137

>>719149137 (OP)
>muscle miquella grappling you for a kiss

>>719149137 (OP)
i'd take this fight over Promised Consort. However, Gods are more like INT/FAI caster / schemers. Lords are more the STR/DEX fighters (placidusax, radagon, hoarah loux, tarnished, radahn)

>>719149137 (OP)
>>719149189
i currently have an erection, gentlemen.

>>719149137 (OP)
you know, I'd respect the gods more if they actually did their own dirty work instead of having to manifest through lords or whatever the fuck
its the only reason I like the greater will, it actually suits up and goes toe to toe with you as the final boss, meanwhile pussy bitch rotgod needs his concubine, and the moon whatever needs its figurine to orchestrate shit, frenzy and formless mother can fuck off too, take out the trash yourself

>>719149649
>bs headcanon I just made up
>>719149810
Look up actual lore or read the item descriptions before spouting shit you just cooked up.

The elden beast is just a messenger/enforcer of the greater will. Not the greater will itself

Finally he is looking like a man
I wish i could get that battle

>>719149137 (OP)
literally anything would have been better than radan again

>>719149189
>>719149696
That's just gay rape, I suggest you get imprisoned to experience it.

>>719149137 (OP)
>super buff chiselled dude still has a delicate and pretty girl face
fascinating combination

>>719150163
you already had literally who a loux

>>719151532
Not a Trap, but an Ambush.

I expected him to summon Malenia and Radagon, making the boss fight impossible to win without co-op.