Thread 719159249

>it will be pirated/emulated at day 1 hahahaha
>fast forward 3 months
>no piracy/emulation/hack
>the cope suddenly changed to "i-it has no games worth to pirate/emulate"
you faggots truly are going to seethe for another 8 years lmao

It has no games though

>>719159249 (OP)
what is it with brownies and their complete inability to use the word "worth"
>yeah bro it's worth
>it's worth to use this thing bro
every fucking time with you tards

not as funny as TOTK still being better on the PC than the Switch 2 version

The hate i have for snoys grows exponentially every day

I'm just never gonna play the games if it can't be emulated

I'm not buying a $450 hardware paywall

Sad but true, I'd like to play some of the (future) games (there's currently 2), enjoy tendie

We had this fucking thread yesterday

You forgot
>not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 fame emulator scams
>pirate fags fall for every single one of them
Kek

>>719159249 (OP)
theres no games to emulate though

do you really believe that a console with a launch this shitty is going to have the fastest emulation ever?
that's a lot of ego tendie, you better own shares to validate this level of delusion

>>719159305
b...but donkey kong....

>>719159732
And they somehow still blamed Nintendo for their stupidity pirates really are the vegans of the gaming world.

>>719159337
worth is correct, it’s just using “to” and “pirate/emulate” instead of “pirating/emulating” that’s incorrect

>>719159934
we all know that you're still seething that Switch 2 didn't got emulated/hacked at day one so stop lying, anon.

>>719159934
gba was emulated day one, and it’s considered an underwhelming console

shut up, wypipo

>>719161541
that's what i was referring to, yes

>>719159249 (OP)
Why did all the pirates get so retarded?

>>719159249 (OP)
The Switch took like 4 years, everyone thinking a console can get emulated in 1 day is a fucking RETARD but /v/ is full of them (snoys).

Piracy is no longer a good enough deal. Modern media needs to provide more incentive to tolerate it.

>>719159719
You should get out more. Stop sitting on 4chan day in day out

>>719161961
They got infested with zoomer and alpha sjw tier of virtue signaling faggots.

>>719162765
Why are incels too retarded to making pirating software?

>>719159249 (OP)
Have more than 3 games, for one.
>B-b-buh SONY!!!!
Dead company.

>>719159249 (OP)
>>>the cope suddenly changed to "i-it has no games worth to pirate/emulate"
is it really cope when no one's talking about them anymore?

>>719159249 (OP)
Switch emulator getting made so fast was only a thing because that original paperclip hack on the first version of the hardware made hacking the system stupid easy. I never understood why more people don't realize this. What other consoles had emulators of themselves in the same generation? Either way it's still just pcvegans being butthurt about not being able to play with Nintendo toys

>>719159572
Boohoo
Nobody cares.

>>719159249 (OP)
I largely haven't paid for Nintendo games in THREE GENERATIONS. The Wii was trivial to hack, Nintendo was desparate during the Wii U era and threw free games at you (and then it got hacked), and obviously they really fucked up with the Switch. That's excluding two generations of hacked handhelds. Considering I haven't been forced to buy all my games since literally the GameCube, I'm not too bothered.

MACACO THREAD

Reminder: NINTENDO WON, sony lost

>>719164053
Then stop crying.

>>719159732
4 already?? Which one’s the 4th?

>>719159249 (OP)
>i-it has no games worth to pirate/emulate
thats true doe

>>719163937
You don't eat a PC, moron. And just 'cause we don't have access to two games doesn't mean we somehow lost everything else, most of which you can't even play.

I have an original hardware model Switch, is it worth doing the old paper clip thing to hack it?

>>719164090
You’re here crying because you can’t afford a switch 2.

>>719163423
>you must talk about a game all the time or it stops existing.

>>719164076
I agree, only Brazilians like the OP parasocially larp as Nintendo insiders

Don't have to worry about emulation if there's nothing worth emulating, big brain move Nintendo

>>719161961
All of the people actually in the emulation/homebrew scene knew that it wasn't going to be easy. SciresM (developed atmosphere CFW for Switch) has pretty much said the Switch OS is extremely secure and that they couldn't find any exploits. Without a massive hardware exploit like the Switch 1's RCM there was never going to be an easy hack for the Switch 2.

>"i-it has no games worth to pirate/emulate"
Why are brown "people" allowed on this board

>>719164510
Where are those games?
It'll take several releases combined to match the value of botw

>>719164249
i'm not saying that
it's just that, from my personal experience on this board, you'd expect at least couple months of discussion before a game drops off the face of the earth, especially if it's one people are really passionate about

>>719159337
So many threads asking "is it worth?" I fucking hate this third world website

>>719165103
>literally picrel
why are nintendo fans so intent of making us see them as subhuman livestock?

>>719159249 (OP)
>OH YEAH PS4 ERA PORTS I'M CUMMING IN MY UNDERPANTS I'M SO HAPPY

keep seething, macaco.
Nintendo won, sony lost.

>>719165103
it's one of those things that became gamer lingo because third worlders kept using it wrong and now even native english speakers do it
now that jeets are everywhere it's going to keep getting worse

>>719164841
The only games that get talked about for months here are games with waifus, games with hardcore, annoying fanbases and games that generate seething and (you)'s.

>>719159305
Yes it does.
It has all the 13,000 nintendo switch 1 games + DKB, MKW, DragxDrive, and switch 2 updates to old games like Kirby's forgotten land that got a brand new story mode
not to mention the upcoming stuff like Splatoon raiders

>>719165903
at this point you're just making my point for me

>>719166116
>It has all the Nintnedo Switch 1 games that can be emulated in yuzu or ryuijinx
Okay?
>+A Mario Odyssey clone (that's somehow easier than Odyssey was), A MK8 downgrade, and shit that literally nobody cares about
Okay?
>Not to mention upcoming stuff like a sequel to the miserable failure that was Splatoon 3
Okay?
Do you expect me to give Nintendo 600-800 dollars now? I'm not impressed at all.

>>719166414
I expect you to continue seething and coping

i expect this macaco to drop dead from a heart attack induced by pure rage.

didn't emulate a single switch game. wouldn't emulate a single switch 2 game if the emulator was perfected tomorrow. tendieslop is fucking garbage and consoles are fucking dogshit.
>s-snoy!
last console I owned was the wii
>b-brazilian
post a blue eye and I'll post mine
>>719166595
kek. this schizo retard is still at it? lmao
post bathroom scale + timestamp, fatass.

>>719166832
nodoby's is falling for your new character, motherfucker.

kys already. you are trash.

>>719166994
what reason do I have to kill myself? I'm not an obese manchild tendoid. I have patrician taste and a high end pc, aka the only worthwhile video game device.

>>719166116
>it has last gen ports
ok

>>719166531
Seething and coping? No, I'm pretty confident about my decision. I played Super Mario Wonder and that new top-down Zelda game last year and they both convinced me that Nintendo isn't interested in designing compelling challenges nowadays. If you can find joy in pushing the square peg into the square hole, good for you.
I mean fuck I don't understand how you defend shit like..
>In DKB you don't die when you fall because a balloon pulls you up
I thought /v/ universally agreed that games where death is impossible aren't good. Oh well :/

>>719167275
>:/
Actually kill yourself

>>719166116
>It has all the 13,000 nintendo switch 1 games
every single one of them plays better on pc than switch 1 or switch 2. no exceptions.
>+ DKB, MKW, DragxDrive
garbage, feces, and vomit is supposed to be an appeal? lmao. enjoy your crippled negro simulator I guess
>and switch 2 updates to old games like Kirby's forgotten land that got a brand new story mode
the switch 1 versions will still run and look better on pc than the switch 2 updates
>not to mention the upcoming stuff like Splatoon raiders
tranny game

>>719159572
>tendies games are shit
>well I WAS going to play them if I could pirate
You are seething you can't play Nintendo games without piracy.

>>719167530
>every poster besides me is the same person
tendoid iq on display

>>719159249 (OP)
>>fast forward 3 months
People can't make a working emulator in just 3 months, even if we take into account the fact that the console is effectively the same as the switch 1 but higher power and with dlss

Brown cope is real. Can't play Nintendo Switch 2 games on your Steam Deck that you saved 15 years of couch change to purchase.
>n....n....no games
Yet you are seething you can't play Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong Banaza
>the hardware and controls are garbage
Yet you bought a Steam Deck to play Nintendo games
>just two more weeks
More like two more centuries after your corpse is rotting in a unmarked grave

>>719167932
>on your Steam Deck
I don't own one.
>Yet you are seething you can't play Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong Banaza
literally nobody is seething. we are laughing at you you fucking moron. find me some examples since it's apparently so common

This is what got the local schizo so mad he's trying to create a new character so he can keep seething about Nintendo without being made fun of.

>>719168130
>literally nobody is seething. we are laughing at you
t. The lolcow who has been seething for 8 years.

>>719168217
wouldn't a snoy already own a ps5 and thus not care about a price increase? retard
Imagine being a consolecuck and thinking you're superior to another breed of consolecuck. it's like jeets talking about brahmins and dalits when in reality they're all the same pieces of shit.

>>719168336
>He says as he shits on the streets of New Delhi because everyone laughs at him
Dance monkey dance.

>>719168334
feel free to ingest your medication at any time.
>>719168418
again, post a blue eye and I'll post mine.

>>719166116
>they should make an emulator for games.... that can already be played on an emulator
nintendo isn't sending their best

>>719159305
Even your memes are ports

>>719171063
where are the games?

pc vegans truly are the most embarrassing posters on this board

.

>>719171919
newfag lingo

>>719167363
Triggered by a colon and a slash?

>>719159249 (OP)
Why bother, when the Switch 1 can already be emulated? All the good games are on it, and on PC they all run better and look better than they do on the Switch 2.

>>719159249 (OP)
They said the same about the first sw. You had to have a beefy pc to emulate at decent fps.

>>719159305
It currently have 4, only one worth playing, but still.

I cant really think of a reason to install another emulator just for a new Mario Kart and Donkey Kong. Sure it would be nice that an emulator is made as fast as possible for every Nintendo DRM machine but Switch 1 is still keeping me entnertained enough as is.

>>719166116
>13,000
only 13 of them are worth playing the rest is android tier pissshit

>>719163937
NES, SNES, GB, GBC, GBA. NDS, 3DS and you could argue psx, n64 and gamecube too.

>>719166116
>switch 1 had 13k games
>that means switch 2 also have 13k games (emulated)
>which also means pc have 13k games as well (emulated, but better)
so what's your point?

>>719159249 (OP)
>another thread screeching about Nintendo
Get a grip, it's not even Thursday yet, little buddy.

>>719159249 (OP)
Why bother when I can run all but two games on an emulator? Piracy is the path of least resistance.

>>719177089
this
switch 2 has no value yet
it doesn't have anything even approaching botw

>>719166116
As someone who boughted a switchw on release; no it doesnt. I still got dkb because its literally the only game we have but that shit wasnt for me so now its collecting dust again. This is worse than the ps5.

>>719159305
Talking about the PS5, btw.

>>719177480
Neither have any games though

>>719163423
>You are playing the game
Why aren't you talking about it?
> You are talking about the game
Why aren't you playing it then?

There's no winning with you fucktards.

>>719177629
You can play right now:
> Mario Kart World
> DK Bananza
> Mario Party Jamboree + TV
> Drag & Drive
> Kirby FL + Star-Crossed World

Plus Nintendo Switch 2 editions of many games (some are multiplats though).

>>719177938
All of these games suck ass even their names sound like cheap shoverware

>>719177938
all worthless dogshit and every single switch 1 game performs and looks better on pc

>>719159249 (OP)
>it will be pirated/emulated at day 1

No one ever said that,plus no games

Get better bait

>>719177938
Switch 2 is the sole remaining platform that gets exclusives

>>719159249 (OP)
There are no games worth playing yet so we're still not at day 1. Same thing with PS5 BTW.

>>719168217
Why would this affect a snoy?
Those mf's have a ps5 already, anyone jumping on the ps5 wagon wasn't much of a snoy fan

>>719179460
>expecting tendoids to use logic
anon..

>>719167275
>Nintendo isn't interested in designing compelling challenges nowadays.

No shit. Nintendo games are literally made for children anon. There's nothing wrong with that either.

>>719177938
I bought this shitty no games tablet and MKW and DK might legitimately be two of the worst fucking games I've ever played.

>>719179661
yes there is something wrong with that you fucking faggot. NES and SNES games were actually challenging. adversity is important for children, retard.

>>719179806
>t.snoy

>>719180107
Nah just a normal guy that doesn't like bad games, even my 6 year old thought DKB was too easy and boring as fuck.

4 hours later and the brazillan is still seething. I might just play DK Bonanza to 100% on my Nintendo Switch 2 right now.

>>719180087
They were challenging to people new to videogames. Especially since you probably had never even held a game controller until playing them. Of course (You) wouldn't find a game made for people new to videogames challenging anymore today.

>>719159249 (OP)
https://youtu.be/U7VwtOrwceo
This video is a great insight of how console manufacturers implement security. There's a reason why the Xbox One took over a decade to get any progress done on the hacking side.
Now because of the absolute raping the switch 1 took because of that exploit. Take everything in this video and multiply it by 100. Nintendo and nvidia were embarrassed down right decimated when the switch 1 was blown wide open which led to the emulation.
It'll be till at least 2035 before we can even decrypt switch 2 games let alone play them.

>>719180612
A guy who has never played video games that is mentally retarded, has narcolepsy and missing all but his left leg would find DK Bonanza too easy, and this isnt even hyperbole. They quite literally make their games impossible to fail,and as a result they are boring as fuck and I really don't understand tendies infatuation with this company.

>>719174724
Triggered by your colon gash not being an actual vagina?

>>719159249 (OP)
>>no piracy/emulation/hack
What would you even emulate?

>>719180612
name a Nintendo game from before 2000 that's as piss easy as DKB

>>719180756
People also forget that there's never been a console that had hacked/modded system that has an emulator as well during its lifetime. So Nintendo had to finally lock everything down. People were boasting playing free games on the switch and emulators.
Before you cope understand this. Outside of the physical paperclip exploit there has NEVER been a software exploit on the switch. So Nintendo didn't have shit like the ps4 browser exploit which allowed for homebrew. Denuvo has a higher chance of of being cracked than us dumping Mario kart world let alone emulating it. It's unironically over.

>>719178602
>>719178957
>>719179401
>>719179806
We went from "there's no games" to "those don't count!" kek
Keep moving the goalpost.

>>719166116
>Yes it does.
>It has all the 13,000 nintendo switch 1 games
Have you ever considered that I could already emulate all those game at a much higher fidelity and fps than the switch 2 version?

>>719181956
>Have you ever considered that I could already emulate all those game at a much higher fidelity and fps than the switch 2 version?
You both are lying, the PC emulation doesn't run every Switch game at good performance mostly the mainstream titles, yes.
And the Switch 2 has tons of games that it can't run, for example, the Nier Automata port.

If you want to play ALL the Switch games, get a base Switch.

>>719181752
i thought you people hated snoys
so why are you recycling their lines

>>719182128
>If you want to play ALL the Switch games, get a base Switch
This anon gets it. I have a hacked v1 switch get to play pc games that have denuvo and not have to worry about buggy abandoned emulators.

>>719182128
Nier is on pc, who the fuck plays multiplatform games on a fucking switch, even its emulator

>>719179232
There are more PC only games than there are games made by Nintendo since the Gamecube

>>719182541
That's not the point. The point is that both PCfags and NSW2fags claim that they can play the entire Switch catalog when it's just not true.

>Nier is on pc
Wasn't a shit port? It got fixed? Maybe I got some outdated info.

>>719162253
I do. I just happened to see this thread as I was getting ready for work and I'd happened to post in the previous thread yesterday.

>>719159249 (OP)
Meh. All I want to play is Prime 4 and that's getting a switch one release, so hopefully it emulates well. I'm still gonna buy a switch one copy to rip the ISO on my modded switch because I don't want metroid to get abandoned for 10 years again.

It's funny PS5 emulator advanced farther than Switch 2 emulator.
Everything Snoys say gets turned back against them

>>719185293
PS5 is 5 years old. There's no point in emulating anymore though.

>>719185293
ps5 has been out for literally twenty times longer and it's actual x86 pc hardware with the only difference being shared memory

>>719184745
You're in luck.
Metroid autismo is big in the pirate/emulation community, they were basically fixing Dread nonstop for 3 weeks before the official launch date.