Thread 719160091

>coffee is dogshit but people pretend to like it to look cool
>beer is dogshit but people pretend to like it to look cool
what's the video game equivalent?

>>719160091 (OP)
soulslikes

Indie games

>>719160091 (OP)
Coffe is good for me and (You).

>>719160091 (OP)
Nintendo games

>>719160091 (OP)
lmao what are you, 9?

beer and coffee are tasty, cigs are the real garbage

>>719160091 (OP)
PvP

>>719160091 (OP)
Boomer shooters and arena shooters

>>719160116
fpbp

>>719160273
Wow, such a brave and unique stance

>coffee is dogshit but people pretend to like it to look cool
Find the right flavor for you.
99% of coffee tastes bitter to me but I found a brand of "french vanilla" instant coffee that actually tastes nice.

BG3

>>719160116
yup
>You don't like coffee or beer? You're just a kid! Drinking literal poison that tastes like shit is actually epic and mature, dood!
>You don't like soulslikes? You're just a casual! Trial and erroring every room and enemy is actually super intelligent and rewarding! Just git gud, dood!

>>719160273
Ciggies are supposed to be nasty and feel like death

That's the whole point. You smoke em when you want to die a little.

>>719160091 (OP)
People like bitter things because their lives are bitter. Start working a 9 to 5 in a shitty end job and you will suddenly like beer, coffee hell maybe you will even like taking up the ass

>>719160429
I drank water and tea with milk and honey exclusively until I started working on a construction site. Now, it's only black coffee (no sugar) and the cheapest beer I can find.

>>719160091 (OP)
>what's the video game equivalent?
>Soulslikes
>Counter Strike
>League
I could go on but I'll stop at the 3 worst offenders, the people who claim to love these games never seem to be having any fun, they "enjoy" these games, but I believe they're just masochists that enjoy self-flagellation from the way they speak about their experiences.

>>719160678
add fighting games to the list and i agree

>>719160364
Normalfags probably unironically like BG3 because of the dating sim bullshit.

>>719160091 (OP)
>what's the video game equivalent?
soulslikes.
>>719160116
FPBP.

>>719160678
>Soulslikes
Actually fun if you're not rushing it to completion and dying on a spiral.
>League
Actually fun depending on the patch and if you avoid competitive ladder grinding.
>Counter Strike
Masochistic nightmare hellscape, that I agree.

>>719160091 (OP)
Coffee is good though.

>>719160678
>>719160716
Add diablolikes there too. They are just gambling simulators.

I don't drink coffee unless I need a caffeine dose, which is rare. I don't drink beer because I am inexperienced with it and all cheap beers taste like sweaty gym socks.

I do however enjoy flavoured H2O and am partial to dark rum.

Pic related as some nice G&T is always good.

>>719160091 (OP)
Picky eaters are the worst kinds of autistic man babies.
>EWWW ICKY COFFEE
its to get a caffeine buzz you neet faggot
>EWWW ICKY BEER
its to get drunk you turbo virgin
Have fun with your Capri Sun and tendies. I'm sure the ladies go wild over you

>>719160091 (OP)
>yeah sure let me mash up these beans and put them in heated water
>it gives you the shits but you're wired afterward
>if you don't like it, try this fermented plant juice
>it makes you throw up but it makes your brain fuzzy
our ancestors were retards, weren't they?

>>719160874
coffee is a fruit tho

>>719160091 (OP)
This is an actual underage poster. It's called acquired taste.

>>719160091 (OP)
I like coffee
>>719160116
I like dark souls

>>719160874
No, because they though that
>brain fuzzy
>body wired
is gods influencing you. Beer was thus sacred, so were "herbs" that fucked with your head.

>>719160329
Yeah, I'm a huge fan of diarrhea, it's an acquired taste

beer tastes like bread, I wonder if it's just zillenials who have never just bought a fresh loaf of french bread or something who don't get the appeal. Reminds me of girls who say they don't like drinking water

>>719160329
>retard doesn't actually like coffee from beans so he has to add fruity fag shit to it
just admit you don't like it

>he drinks some market brand coffe and beer (probably american as well) and plays soulslikes (not made by from)
>surprised he is having a bas time

where did the "is coffee good for you" meme come from

i thought we figured coffee like decades ago

>energy drinks is dogshit but people pretend to like it to look cool
>vaping is dogshit but people pretend to like it to look cool
ftfy

>>719161146
some swede faggot on /pol/, none of his threads are supposed to be about coffee anyway.

>>719161178
I was never cool so I've never vaped or do I drink energy drinks.

>>719160091 (OP)
>to look cool
you must be at least 18 to post on 4chan anon...

>>719160091 (OP)
coffee is actually good though.

>>719160401
>>719160273
I don't even smoke but the smell of unburnt tabacco is fucking amazing what are you guys on about

>>719160967
>underage
Coffee is not good for you as such. It puts you on a 24h addiction cycle, where after 12 hours or so it makes you feel like shit, and after you sleep and wake up you need coffee just to alleviate the effects of coffee from the previous day. Its shit for daily consumption. And energy drinks are even worse - all that sugar is what "energises", not the vitamins, not the caffeine.
Beer is garbage. Sure, popular when people had no access to clean drinking water, but its just rubbish when it comes to nutrition, makes you piss like a horse, extra calories that you dont need, and in order to get drunk you drink a lot of it to the point you piss yourself.

If you have any braincells, just drink tea (black, red, green, spiced, of tree/flower blossoms, etc). Alcohol in any volume is harmful, even in kefir.

>>719161013
I don't shit myself after coffee. The problem here is you.

i like darksouls just how i like my coffee.
problem with darksouls is that it would be like substituting all my drinks to fuckin coffee, every fuckin game has some souls mechanics.
just tried modern metroidvanis
Hollowknight? souls mechanics Nine souls? souls mechanics Blasphemous? souls mechanics. FUCK OFF

>>719160329
After drinking coffee more than 50 times you just get used to it and drink whatever. It just then tastes like dark chocolate mixed with hot water.

>>719160429
Bitter drinks like coffee pair nicely with sweet foods like cupcakes

>>719161365
Maybe stop playing soulslikes?
Go play Deus Ex.

>>719161360
You zoomgroids are so fucking broken.

>>719160091 (OP)
They don't pretend to like it, they actually do like it because their taste buds are dead. That's what people mean when they say "get some taste" or "it's an acquired taste." What they actually mean is they can no longer taste anything so bitter stuff doesn't bother them anymore and they drink it for the side effects instead. This is why it's a sign of adulthood. Funny enough, IQ is correlated with higher perception, so smart people keep their taste buds longer and are more likely to enjoy sweets in adulthood.

I can't think of an appropriate video game equivalent.

>>719161359
Tobacco smells great but inhaling the smoke is nasty

But as I said the nasty things are good actually. And you can train yourself to enjoy the nastiness

>>719160678
>Soulslikes
How the hell is this a self-flagellating experience?
These are just adventure games with very light RPG elements.
Their differentiating factor is that they are slightly more difficult than your average baby game made for 10 year olds.

>>719161072
coffee beans literally come from fruit you clown

>>719161442
>activate running implant
>dodge by pressing A or D
fucking soulslikes

>>719160091 (OP)
Any jrpgs

>>719160678
>does not understand the pleasure of overcoming challenges
NPC.

i fucking love bitter drinks that have undertones of nature. coffee and beer are both great. caffeine is a total demon though, had to quit coffee cold turkey. and beer is way too expensive

>>719161458
>zoomgroids
Man, i am 35. I've been there, done that. Coffee did not do shit for me. Neither did any booze - not strong stuff, not the beer, not the fortified wines. Energy drinks were the worst, because the only good thing about them were the flavours. So no, its all shit - just marketing and addictive bullshit.

>>719160846
>turbo virgin
Mhmm, you've never drank a girl's piss before. It's fun once she gets into it
Coffee and beer make it taste mediocre. Soda pop is the best drink to give her, water is the worst

>>719160091 (OP)
Anything nintendo

>>719161567
Brain status = fried. Thats you anon.

>>719160091 (OP)
having different tastes is a crime, i know.

>>719161360
Just drink coffee forever. Problem solved

>>719161549
They're cherry seeds. Burnt cherry seeds

>>719160091 (OP)
ASSFAGGOTS or Team Hero Shooters

>>719160116
fpbp
>If you don't drink your dogshit coffee black, you didn't drink coffee

>>719160091 (OP)
Who the fuck thinks drinking coffee is cool?

>beer doesn’t taste good!
nobody gives a fuck that’s not why people drink beer

>>719161620
>bitter drinks that have undertones of nature
Can you give an example of a bitter drink that doesn't have an undertone of nature?

>>719160091 (OP)
>what's the video game equivalent?
souls games

but you just don't know how to drink coffee
add cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla, ginger, a knife tip of cocoa powder and the drink is going to taste sweet despite being sugarless
i only drink coffee with sweets

>>719160091 (OP)
I don't want to hear any opinion about taste from someone who actually enjoys this shit

>>719160091 (OP)
People pretending to be "gay" when really they're just abuse victims.

>>719161875
have you never drank any medicine?

>>719161013
Not everyone is brown and lactose intolerant.

>>719161939
what about gays who were never abused?

>>719160273
>>719161489
You don't taste the smoke when you inhale, you dumb zoomers. Hold your comments until we need an opinion on kandypens.

>>719160091 (OP)
If I drink coffee, it's so that I take a shit that morning.
>what's the video game equivalent?
FotM indie games.

>soulslikes in multiple posts
It's obviously pretentious cinematic games like tlou and dad of war

>>719160724
Thats...thats literally the point of this thread.

True, this is why I drink energy drinks and cocktails

>>719162017
those are for people who don't play video games

>>719161937
i sometimes drink them with lunch
because sometimes lunches become boring

How do I quit coffee bros? It's too addictive.

yeah

>>719161674
>Soda pop is the best drink to give her, water is the worst
elaborate

>>719162048
I will never drink anything with the word 'cock' in it

>>719161963
Like, for hydration or to pair with food?

>>719162002
>what about gays who were never abused?
Lol. Lmao even.

>>719162231
so you don't know what you are talking bout

>Souls coffee
>every sip might be wrong that will trigger diarrhea
>you made it with wrong ingredients? diarrhea
>too hot? diarrhea
>too cold? diarrhea
trial and error coffee drinking would be funny to watch, not experience

>>719162002
They're either lying or not gay.

>>719161937
>buy monster assault after i saw it on sale the other day
>i like how it tastes like some off brand cola
>look at the amount of sugar in it
>80g per 500ml can
>mfw

>>719162160
Live with your grandma for a bit and get disgusted at the taste of instant coffee (or whatever post war shit they consumed)

>>719162306
>if you call someone to help you brew the coffee, you didn't brew it

>>719160091 (OP)
Minecraft

Coffee whit sugar and milk is delicious even regular coffee whit sugar has a unique taste. It is a bean similar to chocolate.
Just regular black coffee tastes like shit i agree but then again most people dont eat just straight up sugar free plates of coco and yet most people like colocate.
Booth coffee and chocolate have health benefits like antioxidants. Even thou caffeine is a natural insecticide it has no negative effects on human under 400 MG a day so its a stimulant for humans.

Alcohol is a literally a neurotoxin that kills your brain cells. There is a reason why it tastes like shit even fancy whine still tastes like literal liquid toxin but people pretend its good.
Alcohol is just one step above sniffing glue in terms of drugs.

>>719162395
are you like a fag expert or something?

>>719160091 (OP)
Call of duty and other yearly release slop

I drink coffee like water even late at night. 2 night this week I lay in bed and my heart started beating super fast to the point it felt like a vibrator on my chest. It started making my body rock back and forth in bed.

Luv me coffee
Luv me beer
Ate soulslop

Simple as

>>719160091 (OP)
Rim World

>>719161489
>And you can train yourself to enjoy the nastiness
...and that is how I came to love dark souls 2!

>>719162457
Find me a fag with two married parents who was never beaten, molested, or exposed to porn.

What the fuck is this shit about diarrhea? Do you really shit yourself after a cup of coffee? Are you american by any chance?

>>719160091 (OP)
>>719160678
>>719161013
80% of the issue is your underage palette. Remaining 20% is vast majority of coffee people buy is burnt which spikes the bitter profile and vast majority of coffeemakers burn the cheapo pre-ground stuff.
>>719161360
>zoomer discover the concept of moderation and the "tastes good = bad for you" correlation
>>719161016
The fuck are you drinking?

>>719160091 (OP)
gta

>>719161880
hmmm, borgar

I once bought ayran which is like a salty yoghurt drink, it tasted like shit but I didn't want to throw it out so i put it in the fridge. The next day I tasted it and it was actually pretty good. Games for this feel?

>>719162604
>Find me a fag
you didn't have to beat around the bush, my bicurios friend