Thread 719174267

>Do financial statements for last month have a "FUTA Payable"
>Can't not think about Kaine's fat penis
You did this to me /v/

She's not a "futa."
She's a person.

She's so hot

>>719174345
A futa person.

>>719174267 (OP)
superb thread

>>719174345
futas are people too, actually they're better than regular people in fact

>>719174267 (OP)
it's not our fault she has suck a juicy fat third leg attached to such a cute face

>>719174267 (OP)
She's not a futa though
She's a hermaphrodite

Why aren't there more games with playable futas

>tfw you will never wake up to kaine pranking you with a teabagging
why live?

>>719175438
God just imagine

>>719175684
>kaine roommate
>find her twitter account
>it's nothing but pics of her putting her dick in your mouth while you're sleeping.

>>719176264
How do I get a Kaine roommate?

Yoko Taro owes me a futa gf

>>719176309
put an ad in the paper

>girls with pp
ew gross haha

>>719176595
Look out, she's horny

>>719176595
hummuna hummuna~

>>719174267 (OP)
>>719174345
Canonically LARGE, VEINY, and THROBBING

does she have both or not. R34 just chooses one.

Will you guys look down on me for getting a tranny gf?
One is into me and idk if she stuffs her pants but the bulge is rly big.
I know you're supposed to be based homophobe but idk. I kinda want an irl futagf.

>>719177242
>irl
>futa
retard

>>719177242
kys tranny

>>719177338
Im s cis male who MIGHT get to jerk off a cute tranny but i'm conflicted

>>719177242
There's no such thing as an irl futa.

>>719177432
I get what you mean biology-wise, im redpilled. I just think that having sex with a well-hung pretty male who identifies as a woman might be fun.

Play Virtamate

>>719177520
Then you must know that it isn't a futa and that there's no such thing as an irl futa.
If you're into trannies you do you, but don't call it a futa.

>>719177536
that's not kaine

>>719177601
She calls herself that "ironically". Same with humble-bragging about her penis. Drives me nuts.
Im sorta scared about putting stuff up my ass but i'll try it out if theres a chance.

>>719177601
conflating trannyshit with futa is just trannies trying to coopt the term, like they did with traps and femboys. That poster is a falseflagging tranny, without a doubt.

>>719177536
WeebUVR's vids are enough for me

>>719177683
Don't care what it calls itself, it isn't a futa.
>>719177706
For damn sure. They keep trying to ruin my precious futas with their irl mental illness. It's awful even if I do fap to trannies on occasion.

NEED futa loving gf that cheats on me and sends me videos of her getting railed by a new girlstud every night and then makes me clean up the aftermath when she gets home

>>719177242
contrary to a popular belief, trans != futa

>>719177242
>asking for 4chan's permission to do something
that's fucking embarrassing. you have my permission to kill yourself

>>719177536
too fucking hard to set up models, can't make hyper dicks either

>>719177242
trannies are women so it's not gay. No worries bro

>>719177862
for me it's a futa lesbian gf that doms other girls but is a sub and straight for me, she sends me videos of her railing girl and I even set up some of her meetings because I understand as a futa she has biological need to sling her dick around as much as she can

educate yourselves, niggers

>starts posting 3dpd
lol so it really is a tranny falseflagging

>>719178182
always is

>>719176595
Wot gaem

For me it's getting brutally cucked by a misogynist tomboy futa.

>>719178163
>he doesn't fuck his futa gf as she rails another girl
weak

>>719178163
Ah, a man of culture and integrity.

>>719178175
I don't need a chart to tell me what I know in my heart to be true.

also
total tranny death.

>>719178232
Only if she's also misandrist and rapes me after

>>719178163
>knock her up
>she gets even hornier
>you need to start bringing her 3, 4, sometimes more girls at once to sate her
>WHILE fucking her at the same time but gently so you dont hurt the baby

>>719177242
No, I had a lab with a tranny. She transitioned really well, I didn't even realize until I noticed the choker and hands but we made out a few times.

need futa wife to share a harem with

>>719178492
Where do you guys life that there's so many trannies like that? Commiefornia? Down here they might as well be unicorns, I've never seen one.
>>719178768
>you and futa wife share a harem
>except you're always thirsty for futa wife's cock so she's always fucking you
>you're both always too tired to fuck the harem
>harem keeps getting mad at you both for not fucking them enough but there's nothing they can do

>only one able to understand shadows during the entire game
>could've been a link between both humans and shadows and help them build relationships of undestandings but didn't
Was she just racist?

>>719176886
The lack of doujin is criminal

>>719178175
For some reason a boy with a vagina is a hundred times more disgusting than a girl with a penis

I need a futa gf/wife so I can suck every drop of her semen out of her cock then pour all of mine into her waiting womb

>>719179224
Too many hormones in her brain to think straight

>>719179224
It's not a proper Drakengard game without some proper MURDER

>>719179932
sauce

>insatiable cock vs insatiable pussy
Who wins?

>>719180023
sauce is go to rule 34
then type kaine futa animated
and find it retard

>>719180023
zixh

god, why can't she be real

>>719179064
>Where do you guys life that there's so many trannies like that? Commiefornia? Down here they might as well be unicorns, I've never seen one.
North Jersey, like 15 minutes from the GWB. I live in a higher end suburb so people definitely have the extra money to eat healthy, exercise, take care of themselves, get cosmetic work done etc, people overall look pretty decent here.

>>719174893
>not a futanari
>she's a hermaphrodite
Today's episode: anon discovers different languages have their own word for the same thing.

do americans really

>>719177536
Please show more

>>719174267 (OP)
>FUTA
This is never even once mentioned or merely implied in the game. This comes from some collection of fan-fiction that was only ever publised in japan as part of some collector's edition of the game's soundtrack or something - not even the actual game itself.

>>719180846
You can literally see a noticeable bulge in her panties. Both in the original and remaster.

>>719180846
cope

>>719180987
OH MY GOD

>>719180987
>it's bigger than mine

>>719180987
I'd suck it

>>719180987
>it's bigger than mine

>>719181165
You'd be gay not to.

>>719178340
>misogynist AND misandrist
What's this bitch's problem?

>>719179672
That's because vaginas have literally no appeal. Straight men and lesbians simply tolerate vaginas; no one actually likes them. Meanwhile, everyone likes dick

>>719174267 (OP)
I hate that economic asshole Dr. Futanari, he invented monetary inflation. Don't believe me? Just Google Futanari Inflation images, all of the graphs are there.

>>719174893
It's the same thing.

>>719180273
>Virt-a-mate
>kaine scene
>dildo
It's gamin' time!

Small/average futa >>>> large/hyper futa

>>719181850
What's she doing with that zucchini...

>>719181902
You might actually be gay.

>>719181969
>What's she doing with that zucchini...

>>719181902
Both are good for different situations

for me it's balls,
i wanna fondle them
healthy human balls are too small

>>719174345
>She

>>719182442
>Anon caught fondling horse balls at a local farm.

>>719180846
>"Take off your clothes !"
>"Let's look at what's under the monster's clothes.
>Kaine's ragged clothes quickly shattered with a heart-rending noise. Dimo watched Kainé curl up on herself trying to hide her exposed nakedness.
>"Ha, are you trying to act like a girl? "
>“Rip out everything! Let us finally know if this thing is a man or a woman ! "
Few paragraphs later, same scene:
"But my body. It's not... normal"
It's right there in the Japanese PS3 release. Can't really spell it any more direct than that.

>>719177242
Pics for proof.

>>719182532
yes? Futa are women

>>719182676
Had Mr. Hands stopped at just the balls he would still be alive today and probably still fondling horses.

bumpo

>>719176886
She's MADE for MC and dead people

>>719183825
tfw no necrophiliac futa gf

>>719179224
>Entire theme of the game is miscommunication
>Just listens to them begging while she jerks off with Tyrann's background commentary

>futa thread
>retards and posers need to start flinging shit
so tired

>>719184908
Not a futa

>>719184967
going by that logic only kaine can be posted in this thread
I advise against that stance

I knew you fags were gay but wow, this is next level gay

>>719185120
>hating on girlcock
pls go
and stay go

>>719184908
And I'm tired of being reminded that subhuman retards with shit taste like you exist. >>>/d/ is right there, just fuck off and make this thread there and we won't have this problem. But if you insist on forcing people to look at your trash in the catalog you will continue to get shit on.

>>719185081
I myself would advise against trying to pass off shemaleified female characters as futas

>>719185352
>>719185418
>futa puritans
even more retarded than the retards shitflinging
enjoy your thread full of retardation then

>>719185506
Man with tits isn't futanari. Kys troonigger.

>>719174267 (OP)
I FUCKING WISH I WAS SUCKING KAINE COCK RIGHT NOW

>>719180110
How come Zero had a reputation for being a whore anyways? I thought Five would be the facto whore in that game

>>719180987
I need it please....

>>719177242
No, I honestly would not, follow your heart anon

>>719186239
I don't think having a massive libido means you're a whore, but she does fuck all her retainers and doesn't hide that fact

>>719186239
She was a literal whore before she got flowered and made a harem out of her sister's men

>>719184908
Almost like futafags are mentally ill or something

>>719186576
the fact that I'm mentally ill has not thing to do with that I'm a futagod
or was it the other way around

I hate entering these threads because they are always full of trannies and retarded tranny haters who don't realize they are falling for tranny plans of co-opting futanari like they do with every thing else but I guess the eternal fight must go on
Trannies will never be women
Trannies will never be futanari
Futanari are not real
Futanari Japanese word for hermaphrodites, a perfect union of male and female sexes, as invented by the Greeks.
Futanari are not trannies. It does not matter how many times western niggers try to co-opt it as "Futa" and pass it off with their dickgirl cuntboy shemale Nyl garbage. Only Futanari are capable of mutual impregnation.

>>719186239
Zero is by far one of the most morally bankrupt Drakengard characters. She lived like a fucking animal throughout most of her life, she is gutter scum and she was nowhere near as pretty before the flower infested her and modified her body. She has no tragic backstory or actual moral justification for anything, she was just shit, bad to the bone and she fights against the intoners out of spite and not to save the world. She only later develops some sort of attachment of Michael, while simultaneously realizing that nothing will come of it and they both are destined to die miserably. She is a good character because her near godlike power also gave her the presence of mind and clarity to realize what she what and what she is and that by any account she deserves death and she accepts that judgment.

>>719185506
>>719184908
You are the literal reason for shit flinging since you are a tranny chaser entering futanari threads, then surprised nobody here likes trannies and anons want their oranges and not apples.

>>719187278
>my fiction = good
>your fiction = bad
lel

>>719187278
>literal reason
as opposed to figurative reason retard?
besides why are you niggerbrains applying real life logic (troons) to fiction (futas)? because of low IQ, I can tell you
>>719187381
exactly lol

>>719187452
You're okay with watching child porn then, since it's not real and you aren't doing one in real life?
You have to set borders or your opposition will take a mile of your territory. I will not give an inch.

>>719188062
I'm not attracted to kids, so I have no interest in watching that kind of stuff.. It's made illegal because real kids get exploited and abused to create it, this is a completely inapplicable comparison. Fucking 3d renders and drawings hurt no one.

>>719188062
>bringing up child porn for no reason
you realize that is not normal? you realize the way your brain works is not normal?
stop replying, I'm never going to engage in earnest with low IQ's

>>719188238
you pay taxes to child rapists. Fuck outta here

>>719188212
>Normalizing tranny shit, which is very real, hurts nobody.
Kys nigger
Just admit you're a parasite tranny who loves to hijack fandoms at this point.

>>719188383
Not him, but I don't pay taxes.

>>719188492
>just admit you're [schizo headcanon]
I probably jerked to futa before you were born, I just like dicks more than cunts and think they look disgusting and ugly.

Are we still pretending we didn't all jerk off to that Sindel video cause it didn't have a vagina as well?

>>719179672
That's because you haven't really seen any good cuntboy art/animation. They've taken a more trans male theme over the years, by showing masectomy scars and whatnot.

>>719188621
>to that Sindel video
Which one? There's quite a few of them.

>>719188621
I don't need to pretend to have an aversion to men with tits

>>719188693
I was referring to the vid from the pic that started this all
>>719184908

>>719174267 (OP)
Thought you said FUTA playable.

>>719188621
>Porn with MK models
No thanks bro

>>719188851
Iirc he made his own models.

>>719188621
nyl would be 10/10 if he didn't haggify every single girl

>>719179672
it's caused by fundamental human basic pattern recognition looking at viability and seeking for deformities
women have more visible parts that are important for reproductive success
functionally a vagina is more than the vagina itself; wide hips and female breasts are extensions of the vagina
a penis and the balls directly attached to it are a complete set on their own

>>719188945
I don't mind him ageing his models, but he does tend to overly masculinize them.

>>719188586
>just doubles down on his illiteracy
Sure, tranny chaser
A depiction of a tranny is still a tranny
>"""Futa"""

>>719189616
Yeah, futa, the first drawing of a futa I've seen and jerked to was by usatarou, dumb retard. They are interchangeable.

>>719174893
that's literally what futanari means.

>>719190173
>Now he triples down
they are not interchangeable, retard muttoid. Stop your cultural imperialism any time and stop bastardizing Japanese words into your trannishit

I want Kaine to grab my head and shove my face forcefully into her bulge so I'm forced to breathe in the musky scent of her sweaty sack

>>719190430
Finally, a good post

I thought this was a thread where we complained about the Federal Unemployment Tax Act but instead all I see are a bunch of faggots.

>>719174345
She's fictional. Anyway, replicants aren't real people.

I only like futa when the character is canonically packing
it's just weird otherwise

>>719190430
I don't think she likes that
https://perchance.org/ai-chat#data=uup1:3da902a580a129fb4d5480b10a1fd57c.gz

I just grabbed the character background from the fandom wiki so it's scuffed

I don’t like fits normally but I’d suck Kaine’s cock. Maybe it’s just because I’m emotionally attached to her, I dunno.

I don’t think I’m gay.

>>719188945
>not liking futa hags
Even for futafag standards that's gay as fuck.

>>719191183
*futa

This is what I get for phoneposting on the toilet

>>719174267 (OP)
>imagine Kaine riding you while her huge cock slaps your belly with each bounce

>>719180846
>This comes from some collection of fan-fiction
it's from Grimoire Nier, the world bible for the setting written by the game's writers.
>only ever publised in japan
why would that matter? it's a japanese game.
they re-released it in japanese and english for the replicant remake, anyway.

>>719191257
Yakuza games look like THAT!?

>719191257
I despise hypertrannies.

>>719191454
that isn't hyper

>>719191319
Futa wife life

>>719190981
hope u get shot

Would you want to be the mochi she just spent hours pounding?

>>719174267 (OP)
Nowhere does it say it's fat. It is massive, though.

>>719191257
I still don't know where this mod is. I even installed saints row 3 for it
Last time someone posted that webm the thread died before I could ask
>>719192030
>Get shot
With futanari cum yes I hope

Futa is gay

>>719191319
that would be the best position to impregnate her in desu

>>719192416
>saints row
that's yakuza you drooling retard

>>719192183
The fuck kind of dumb question is that? Obviously yes! You'd be gay not to.

>>719177242
I'll only look down on you for being a bottom.

>>719192548
Yakuza does not have those followers. And I can recognize character movement perfectly even after a decade. It's saints row. Prove me wrong.

Reminder that Kaine hates her penis and only uses it during bloodlust.
She prefers her female bits getting attention otherwise(she'll accept a reacharound though)

>>719191856
Delusional trannoid.

>>719193910
People always post this cope but you know she's turning brother Nier into her gaping onahole every night

>>719193910
You say that as if I couldn't teach her to accept and love her cock while breeding her year after year

bumpo

>>719186528
>>719187181
I agree with everything...nowif Zero met Caim at his peak performance would she kill him, rape him, or offer to help him kill the Black Dragon so he would agree to being her personal fucktoy?

>>719191257
SAUCE
NOW

>>719196275
https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/567724/post/115556176

>>719196750
oh its this guy, i thought he only posts 3d renders of futa girls

>>719197028
I doubt he made it, he commissions art and random stuff all the time because Saeko is his futaifu

>>719194116
Based

>>719186239
>>719187181
>has sex with gross elderly men who have sex with horses

That's as low as you can get.

>>719198324
Zero says he's shit at pleasing her, same as the masochist virgin fella. The only guy she doesn't complain about is the spiteful sex slave of her sister that was into mild torture during sexual encounters. This has led me to believe Zero prefers the man be rough and violent during sex thus meeting her same vicious energy the whole session. Simply humping her won't do it.

>>719174267 (OP)
>FUTA Payable
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

>>719187181
Aren't the intoners basically pieces of Zero though? She's just making herself whole again

>>719174267 (OP)
>>Do financial statements for last month have a "FUTA Payable"
>>Can't not think about Kaine's fat penis
>You did this to me /v/
The fuck is this schizo babbling
I'm tired of this board

>>719200017
>What's this Anon's problem?

lol

>>719201925
My gemmy is quite schizo

What is the futa tax thing however? How does it affect my taxes?

>>719177536
I love the Kaine futa model
Can get that one and WeebUVR's futa 2B. There's also a futa Frieren

>>719178089
It's not that hard, stop being a retard

>>719202427
You'd be too if you had to put up with internet denizens.

>>719202487
Federal Unemloyment Tax Act. Your employer pays it, if you're self-employed then you have to pay it yourself.

>>719202487
Smaller futa is so good

>>719177242
Who cares what we think?

>>719204557
I care <3

bump

>>719174345
She has a penis no matter how you label it

>>719203459
Do i have to pay it if i am currently unemployed?

>>719179672
>a boy with a vagina is a hundred times more disgusting than a girl with a penis

Compare Bailey Jay to Buck Angel and then report back here, anon

>>719208151
You know at least with buck theyve done interviews and basically talked about how porn is bad for the mind and thats poorly affected a lot of young people

Everyone thinks they're hardcore until the FUTA tax collector comes to their house

>>719208302
>porn is bad for the mind and thats poorly affected a lot of young people
Yeah, like that dyke herself when she chose to gorge herself on anabolic steroids.

>>719208151
she cute

>>719180987
>>719192183
>Neir was a male prostitute who sold his ass to evade poverty

It's not fair. Kaine deserved to have Nier's virginity.

>>719179672
This honestly
I like women and trannies (sometimes can to men too), but a "man" with a vagina is so damn disgusting

>>719179672
Having a penis doesn't change a woman's overall figure, unlike how a man's figure looks like a walking cinderblock.

Ah, I see this is the thread for trannies and Nier secondaries that never touched any of the games to talk and try to outgroom each other. Have a great time, guys.

>>719175684
i'm pretty I consumed every piece of kainè pornographic content, but I don't recall seeing the source of this image.

>>719209509
>can't recognize blackjr's Kaine at a glance
you are weak

I love futas, that is all

>>719209962
I prefer shemales dickgirls and femboys. I just can't get down for a vagina. They literally grow yeast (a fungus) inside of them which emerges as a pungent yellow sludge, and the female peehole doesn't focus the stream, meaning it sprays everywhere which is why they have to sit down.

>>719209621
God bless you for the source anon

>>719209962
I love futa, hot trannies, femboys, crossdressers, and women who will fake having a penis by making fake bulges i love em all man, im sorry

>>719210097
> meaning it sprays everywhere which is why they have to sit down.
@grok is that true?

>>719177242
I'll only look up at you for being a top.

>>719210278
>Sorry! I can no longer comment on race, sex, or gender differences after I made that little bungle about being 'mecha-hitler' a few weeks back!

>>719210302
Yeah, that's what you have to do when you're a bottom, sweetie.

Can someone edit this to give her a fat bulge?
Thanks

Frotting dicks with Kaine...

>>719210750
https://files.catbox.moe/vc2z4q.mp4
powerful

>>719210750
Frotting dicks with anon dressed up like kaine

>>719210427
bro thats bottom of the barrel aislop
gen a version with a bulge yourself

>>719210234
>and women who will fake having a penis by making fake bulges
I really do miss the "strapon under yoga pants" I had
you are a man of taste

>>719211089
Shut up nigger

>>719211118
Whats even better is the faux fake penises have gotten better so now you get one to truly get your girl a nice bulge

>>719210870
Salsa
Haven't seen that one before

My favorite kind of futa is when a normal bio woman magically grows a cock & balls and learns how good male orgasms feel

>>719211310
>when a normal bio woman magically grows a cock & balls
if it replaces the vag yes

>>719211235
without a doubt, i loved the whole bottom suits some girls use, Not sure if you have seen it but it's like a skin-like latex shorts that has a hole for the pussy and it has a massive cock as well
Peak

>>719210870
Imagine doing this with Kaine but then she blows her load all over your dick before getting on her knees and sucking you off then swirls both of the loads around in her mouth with her mouth open

>>719177736
whens the last time hes even posted??

>>719211370
based
full-package futa looks weird

>>719211562
Anon pls, I wasn't planning to be horny today

>>719209621
I recognize the videos, but this image I was not familiar with... I need to study more

>>719210750
>that video where she is frotting with nier and tells him to shut up
wew....

>>719191257
Can Ichibans ass handle all that?

>>719212180
Which one anon

>>719211370
>>719211727
We're in a era where full package is weird now???

>>719212403
We're in the worst timeline if that's the case

>>719212403
it's agenda pushers and newfag retards that made it so terminology has no meaning

>>719212251
By Magmallow.

>>719174267 (OP)
What?

>>719212403
Yes
The most weird though is vagina and cock with no balls. I can't even coom to that shit it's so weird looking.
Sucks because an otherwise nice Kaine pic was ruined by her not having a pair of nice fat lady balls

Do you think brother Nier and Yonah ever saw each other naked? They live in the same house.

>>719213340
I totally agree, it looks fucked up on a basic level, like my ape brain processes the vag as a wound going through where the prostate should be. No balls is weird too. The girls I've known have always thought of balls as afterthought parts, (like an elbow, one said) and not exciting, but when I ask how they would feel if they weren't there they were wigged out and understood that it was important for the full picture. It's half-assed too. You already put a dick on a girl so just go all the way instead of just making her a fucked up gonad-less hermaphrodite.

>>719213954
Of course! Fetching water for a tub is difficult without plumbing, so they probably shared baths together.

>>719214958
>my ape brain processes the vag as a axe wound going through where the prostate should be
Transphobe.

>>719175684
I wish futas were real. Instead we got Jewish-created mental illness and AIDS.

>>719183949
>your futa gf will never ask you to put your hands in the freezer so she could pretend you're dead when she rails you

>>719176595
I wish there was a futa succubus 3D game.

>>719216332
Yeah

>>719178208
ArcheAge mod maybe?
Same model as the CC: https://youtu.be/qUC1AxW_Z8k?feature=shared

>>719216523
Virt-a-mate
Not really a "game", but there are futa succubus scenes

>>719216523
>succubus game
>succubus sucks away her partner's life force
but I don't want to hurt anyone I meet and hook up with...

>>719216448
>Instead we got Jewish-created mental illness and AIDS
Or a women with a strapon. Why do people tend to compare futa with a man with a real dick rather than a woman with a fake dick?
At a certain point when someone craves futa dick so badly that they'll get fuck by a grown ass man, it gets really gay.

>>719174267 (OP)
The only character I get annoyed when the r34 isn't lore accurate