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Anonymous No.719175448 >>719175545 >>719175762 >>719175779 >>719175878 >>719176032 >>719176352 >>719176420 >>719176772 >>719176810 >>719177097 >>719177151 >>719177265 >>719177301 >>719177332 >>719177580 >>719177694 >>719177754
OH SHIT.
Anonymous No.719175545
>>719175448 (OP)
>This is...autistic.
Anonymous No.719175570
does the pope shit in the woods?
Anonymous No.719175626
He's right.
Anonymous No.719175689 >>719176790
The Pope is the Anti-Christ.
Anonymous No.719175696
What was the point of making this thread? Did you think anyone would see the words you put on a white background and just take your word for it?
Anonymous No.719175705 >>719176681 >>719176745 >>719177031
Pope is controlled by satanic pedo jews and americans ever since Vatican II so I don't care. Also I'm protestant
Anonymous No.719175762
>>719175448 (OP)
the same guy (well not the SAME guy hes dead now) who did a public ritual during covid? that guy?
no one cares.
Anonymous No.719175779
>>719175448 (OP)
No, he hasnt.
Anonymous No.719175878
>>719175448 (OP)
Why do people post fake shit? You have to be the biggest faggot on earth to make up headlines. You are bored and gay.
Anonymous No.719175905 >>719176494
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE VIDEO GAMES TO ESCAPE FROM THE COLD BRUTAL NIGHTMARE OF REALITY.
Y-YOU JUST CAN'T OK!!!
Anonymous No.719176032
>>719175448 (OP)
Remember when Matpat gave the pope undertale?
Anonymous No.719176352
>>719175448 (OP)
I doubt
Anonymous No.719176420
>>719175448 (OP)
The Pope says diversity is our strength
Anonymous No.719176494
>>719175905
you joke, but that’s unironically not how fiction should be used, and typically only worsens the problem
Anonymous No.719176561
I don't care what the head of the (((Catholic))) Church says or decides. It's a heretical denomination so it holds no weight.
Anonymous No.719176681 >>719177594
>>719175705
Proties have some weird inferiority complex against cathCHADS for some reason.
Anonymous No.719176701
nothing but illegitimate popes since pope benedict was allowed to resign. is it any wonder the new ones turned out to be a black foot licking freak
Anonymous No.719176745
>>719175705
This.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostra_aetate
Anonymous No.719176758 >>719176897
/v/ believes the OP post blindly.
Why?
Just to be outraged?
Just so there is some off-topic shitposting?
Just because /v/irgins doesn't like vidya?

It's depressing, mods will leave this up as it's RapeApe's thing + ad revenue from phoneposters too stupid to use adblock.
Anonymous No.719176772
>>719175448 (OP)
Whith all the slop and NOT SUBTLE AGENDAS . Kinda right
Anonymous No.719176790 >>719177280
>>719175689
this. that faggot is not a real Pope. that piece of fag worshipping shit is going to burn in hell.
Anonymous No.719176810
>>719175448 (OP)
There are much more evil things in this world. Like Jews. And women.
Anonymous No.719176897 >>719177176
>>719176758
It's clearly a hypothetical sceneario we are entertaining, don't be retarded.
Anonymous No.719177010 >>719178578
Who the fuck is the Preisdent of the Media Reform Council Allen Pope?
Anonymous No.719177031 >>719177594
>>719175705
>Also I'm protestant
We know. And you showcase why the protestants are misguided and need to come back to Christ
Anonymous No.719177097 >>719177179 >>719178371
>>719175448 (OP)
But gays and trans and stunning and beautiful.
Anonymous No.719177151
>>719175448 (OP)
The pope believes this and yet God hasn't made all video games disappear or catch fire. This shows His benevolence. Checkmate, Atheists.
Anonymous No.719177176
>>719176897
It's a shitty hypothetical.
Anonymous No.719177179
>>719177097
somebody should post this in a christian social media group lol
Anonymous No.719177265
>>719175448 (OP)
Fuck the Pope.
Anonymous No.719177280 >>719177410 >>719177450 >>719177485
>>719176790
WRONG

See you in Hell (from Heaven of course), heretic
Anonymous No.719177301
>>719175448 (OP)
Is it because of the undertale copy he received? somebody tell him most games are leagues above that one.
Anonymous No.719177332
>>719175448 (OP)
he found the undertale copy of his predecessor, I see
Anonymous No.719177410
>>719177280
>Christian fanfic becomes canon
Anonymous No.719177446
This has nothing to do with Christianity you retarded christcucks, zoom in on the OP image.
Anonymous No.719177450
>>719177280
Nice, posting a hermetic writer that encoded gnostic teachings in his books.
Anonymous No.719177485
>>719177280
brainwashed retard. I'm not shitting on Christianity for the record. I'm shitting on nu-"Catholicism" and the last 2 faggot loving Popes.
Anonymous No.719177512
I genuinely can't tell if people are just playing along or are actually getting baited.
Anonymous No.719177548 >>719177805 >>719177810 >>719177954
Presuming there’s any truth to Abrahamic myth at all, then he defied Yaweh-El the Jewish God of War, Subversion and Submission in order to carry the fruit of the garden (Technology, knowledge and revelation of the nature of reality) to Man.

It was an act of Prometheian defiance in order that humanity not become slavish thralls to a false God and his lies.

Abrahamic religions are polytheism masquerading as monotheism, you have to pretend the petulant Yaweh-El is the only god despite admittance to the contrary in the scripture and historic record.

He’s said to have been the most beautiful of the angels, and the first to defy the God of the Jews.

Overall I’d say that’s pretty fucking based. Parables to Hitler in many ways.
Anonymous No.719177562
>The pope is not real pope
Or perhaps, a procedure of declaring some old priest a messenger of the higher powers on Earth who LITERALLY gets divine will beamed from heavens right into his mind, was not designed with modern properly educated population and the age of mass information in mind? Back in less literate ages, majority of population would take the pope being a holy wizard medium at face value.
There's a reason Catholic Church invests so much into converting brown and black people and importing them.
Anonymous No.719177580
>>719175448 (OP)
finally, I have found a use for this image.
thank you OP
I am not going to play video games, that would be gay and a waste of time
Anonymous No.719177594
>>719176681
>>719177031
Worship satan like your golem pope tells you, little queers
Anonymous No.719177694 >>719177775
>>719175448 (OP)
>random png with no source
>entirety of /v/: OMG THIS IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're all like a bunch of boomers on facebook
Anonymous No.719177748
Uhh guys? I keep hearing Mario telling me to worship Satan.
Anonymous No.719177754 >>719177931
>>719175448 (OP)
QUICK MATPAT GIVE THE NEW POPE DELTARUNE
Anonymous No.719177775
>>719177694
we know it's obviously made up bullshit, but we want an excuse to make fun of catholics
Anonymous No.719177805
>>719177548
False paradigm
Lucifer also people know of him is the original liberal archetype
Yhwh is an evil demon.

Both of them are cringe.
Anonymous No.719177810
>>719177548
You’re basically describing the Bible through a Gnostic/Promethean lens: Yahweh as a petty tribal war-god, humanity liberated by defiance, the serpent as the real bringer of wisdom. It’s a compelling inversion, and it has real historical echoes — Israel did emerge in a polytheistic world where divine councils and rival gods were taken for granted. Even the Psalms sometimes talk like that. Over time, Jewish thought narrowed into radical monotheism, claiming those “other gods” were at best lesser beings, at worst idols or demons.

The Prometheus comparison fits well: fire and knowledge as gifts stolen from the gods, at great cost, so humanity could stand on its own. But in the Genesis story, “knowledge of good and evil” isn’t technology — it’s the right to define morality itself. The Christian claim is that this isn’t liberation, it’s pride: trying to make yourself the source of truth instead of drawing from the one who made reality in the first place.

From that angle, rebellion looks powerful but is actually self-destructive — like a flame trying to break free of the fire that keeps it burning. The real question is whether God’s commands are tyranny or truth.
Anonymous No.719177910
He didnt already?
Anonymous No.719177931
>>719177754
Chapters 1 and 2 are free the pope has NO EXCUSE
Anonymous No.719177954 >>719178137
>>719177548
I think you're looking too much into it, and those texts were just written by retards mixing whatever scraps of other myths, popular culture of antiquity there are some parts in abrahamic myths which are outright copied from Greek literature and their inflamed imagination.
Imagine if white people made colony in Africa and showed some Hollywood capeshit movies to local tribal negroes. Then negroes ate all white people and reorganized their society. You can expect that whaever negroes saw in movies will be deeply ingrained in a culture that they will create (although in severely distorted and remixed form) since they never saw anything like this and the impression on them will be immense.
Anonymous No.719178137 >>719178421
>>719177954
And noahs flood is the epic of gilgamesh
Jews stole alot of their religion from the surrounding cultures like the zoroastrians and the cannanite demon worshipers.
Anonymous No.719178302
If only I gave a shit what some old faggot pedophile thinks
Anonymous No.719178371
>>719177097
>Implying this fallen angel retard is even dead
Anonymous No.719178421
>>719178137
You're looking way too far back in time.
The famous scene of Abraham trying to sacrifice his son to Baal, oops, sorry, "Yahweh", is outright copied from a scene in Iliad where Agamemnon attempts to sacrifice his daughter to appease angered gods. The main difference is the attitude to human sacrifice - in original text everyone decides that Agamemnon completely lost it, while semitic text depicts a proper diligent attitude, as if it wasn't uncommon for that culture to sacrifice humans.
This alone proves that abrahamic scripture is nowhere as old as it's claimed to be. Iliad definitely wasn't written in some prehistoric bronze age time from which it's claimed to originate.
Anonymous No.719178578
>>719177010
>the only non-phoneposter that spotted the hidden message
grim
Anonymous No.719179242
you know you can click the image before kneejerk posting