>>719177320 (OP)
>why didn't this mfer just lift
He doesn't need to lift when he transforms, he becomes super ripped thanks to vampire gains.
>take a shower
He is a very clean man, you can tell by all the water in his castle
>get a clue
What is a man?
>blaming humans
A miserable little pile of secrets
>being a loser?
Drac is a winner
>eternal life
>eternal youth
>vampire powers
>someone is always willing to revive him
>owns a living castle
>controls the power of chaos
>had a son so he fucked at least 1 woman (1 more than you)
>he probably fucked every single female monster in his castle
>friends with the grim reaper
>makes an entire generation of retards seethe at his existence
>no greater evil than him, he is the peak of darkness
>will exist for as long as there is negativity in the world
He isn't just a winner, he is also based.