Thread 719180797

>Class: Paladin
>Race: Half-Elf
>Background: Dark Urge
>Difficulty: Honor Mode
Yup it's gaming time!

>>719180797 (OP)
idk why they couldn't have a companion that looked like this?

>>719180797 (OP)
>woman
yikes

>>719181578
Because WoTC is run by feminists and only allowed them to have ugly women.

>>719180797 (OP)
don't like the nose shape

>>719180797 (OP)
LONDON

>>719180797 (OP)
I'd have sex with her, if you catch my drift

>>719183156
you wouldn't

>>719180797 (OP)
Is this Baldur's Gate 3?

>>719180797 (OP)
>pretends to be hardcore gamer with honor mode
>plays life on easymode (woman)

>>719183295
I would

>>719183156
Explain further.

>>719180797 (OP)
whats the face preset mod used?

>have to mod the game so every woman doesn't look like she is a 35 year old mother of 3 divorcee

Yep, its leftist slop all right.

>>719180797 (OP)
gay bear 3. yikes

>>719183436
Goblins are based.

>>719180797 (OP)
Is that a mod? I don't remember twin tails being in the game and I don't remember that face either. Hmm...

>>719182019
wrong
button noses are fucking cute

>>719180797 (OP)
>low effort blood splatter texture that stretches
across the model like the game was made in 2000
>typical unreal engine hair card modeling with worse implementation than ps2 games
makes me chuckle every time I see it, BG3 is such a hideous game, especially when you take into account the isometric perspective meaning you're just staring at the ground for 99% of the game

>>719183436
kek source or full image?

>>719184636
BG3 is using Larian's in-house engine, you fucking retard. The hair and face are both modded, hence the graphical bugs.

>>719180797 (OP)
>Half-Elf
Imagine being the spawn of an Elf.

>>719184636
Game looks fine to me. I don’t need every game to use a billion gigaflops to be playable

>>719180797 (OP)
Is there a mod that could make her a romanceable party member?

>>719184879
>imagine being superior to basic humans in all ways
yes

>>719180797 (OP)
>woman pc
>tranny cha casting class
>tranny race
yeah, it's tranny time

>>719184814
>replying to boilerplate ragebait
How's it possible to be this new?

I fucking love playing paladins in any setting.

>>719181578
Beccause Larian are delusional retards.
Reminder that Sven UNIRONICALLY believed that their fanbase was 50/50 men and women before BG3 because, and i fucking kid you not, he "saw a lot of girls on game conventions cosplaying" and unironically had an existential crisis when he learned it was more like 95% men.

For the same reason they were seething and bitching when they set the default human to a disgusting afro nog female and had to make a public statement shaming people for switching that shit off (aka actually engaging with the character creator) and making a white dude.

>>719186982
>design perfect wiafu-bait for wrpg fans
>Larian are delusional retards
Larian knew what they were doing
>Reminder that Sven UNIRONICALLY believed that their fanbase was 50/50 men and women before BG3 because
no that was before DoS2

>>719187437
>perfect wiafu-bait
Nigger she lusts after gay bara sex pest druid and has an ugly chud face.

>>719180797 (OP)
how can i make my mc look like this

>>719187437
Romanced her first time and she was a truama dumping crybaby Karlach was so much better [/spoiler] and bigger than me in bed

class: oath breaker niggadin
race: tall nigga
background: durge
difficulty: honor mode + honor mode enhanced (every enemy +100hp)
gameplay: rape and kill everything
yeah, it's gaming time

>>719181578
because it's not made by slant eyed bug people

>>719187557
ignoring the headcanon schizo voices in your head told you about
>romanceable Shar priestess that can be redeemed(DeVir was extremely popular in previous games so they took note of that)
>is not actually evil but good inside and needs to be rescued from her evil adopted family
>""goth"" girl
>emotionally vulnerable and lonely
>either wants to stay on a farm with (you) or travel the world with (you)
as I said, designed to be waifu-bait for men looking for girl they can fix
>>719187982
>she was a truama dumping crybaby
and that's what a lot of wrpg fans like
>and bigger than me in bed
and Larian understood that some men like their women big so they added Karlach

>>719180797 (OP)
My paladin!

>>719187726
Mods.

Going good playthrough with durge seems like one of the wackiest character arcs, considering you're basically saving the world from yourself and your own evil plot

Idk how people manage multiple playthroughs of this game. It's a complete slog, identical story beats every time, and 5e combat has 0 opportunity for fun builds.

>>719188049
>honor mode enhanced (every enemy +100hp)
but why

>>719181829
>yikes
rent free

>>719188629
>identical story beats
there are like hundreds of diferent stories depending on how you play the game

>swords bard
>high elf (mage arm or booming blade)
>dark urge
>behave like a complete murderschizo despite striving to be better

>>719180797 (OP)
>>719183730
>>719183436

kek just found the craziest shit ever

https://files.catbox.moe/9gaxbh.gif

>>719188782
artist?

>>719188629
Even reaching Underdark super early massively changes how the early game plays, gameplay wise.

Is there a mod for this game yet that gives me an option to not kill my little sister?

>>719180797 (OP)
>guy physiques are either a skinny twink or a big 7 foot tall roided hunk
>can't be a buff normal height in-between character
fuck larian for this, mods don't fix this

>>719180797 (OP)
Juliett?

>>719187437
>design perfect wiafu-bait
>wiafu
True, certainly wasn't perfect waifu-bait, that's for sure. The only reason she comes out on top, is that every other choice is worse and that says it all.

>>719188456
Yes, it's pure kino and the best way to play the game

>>719189740
Astarian should've been a vamp girl god fucking damnit

>>719181578
because we're not fucking weebs. Go play NieR: Automata or something

Started a new playthrough a minute ago and I'm just not feeling it. I had insane fun on my 1st playthrough at launch but now... something's off. I guess I'll wait for Larian's next game, and I hope they will improve the writing next time.

>>719189205
You play default dragonborn urge for ideal heroic proportions.

>>719190257
just respec him to paladin from sorcerer. Paladin durge is kino

>>719190116
Why are vampire girls so appealing?

Vampires suck.

>>719189205
Large body doesn't look all that large in game until you notice how hard you can manhandle Shadowheart

>>719180797 (OP)
this is how my girl looks like after a rimjob session with me

>>719190434
I hate that im larger than karlach when she's supposed to be my bigger muscle mommy

>>719190309
Honestly considering the unique dialogue for Paladin Durge, official art as Durge as a vengeance paladin, and that he defaults to a sorcerer with a unique sorcerer outfit (okay, it's just the storm one).

It really feels like canon Durge is a Sorcadin.

>>719188456
>make a perfect murder machine durge bard
>give him a bunch of social shit like disguise self akin to Orin, make him perfect for murder with ranged flourishes and irresistible crowd control
>actually feels like you're playing a final boss who happens to be on the side of good this time despite being crafted specifically for murder

>>719190626
Larian realized that pre-lobotomization non-oathbreaker Paladin is a bit retarded. But post lobotomization it's just right

>>719190640
>Orin ruins everything by giving the Durge an impromptu lobotomy.
No wonder Gortash was pissed.

>>719180797 (OP)
Fellas, what's the best class/multiclass to run in this thing?
t. downloadan this weekend

>>719190847
Almost every class is good. Depends entirely on what you want to be.
The classes with the biggest "main character" energy are the battle master fighter, bladesinger wizard, swords bard or some kind of barbarian like giant or berserker.

>>719190847
sorcerer, paladin or bard MC. You need face with charisma

>>719190847
The uninstall wizard is the strongest.

>>719191047
Just use disguise self/invisibility and friends, pass every check and be free of the nasty combat after.

>>719190847
There are a lot. If you’re looking for just most powerful
Eldritch Knight thrower
Archer Swords Bard
Abjuration Wizard
There are others, like darkness exploiting builds, but these 3 can solo Honor Mode.

>>719190847
charisma builds will not only save you in NPC dialogue options but they're super strong in combat, dipping 1 level into hexblade warlock means you can dump everything into cha

>>719191047
You really don't. Friends, mind reading, insight and class specific checks work just fine.

>>719181578
Sometimes I wish these games just had no companions, because especially the modern ones are always mediocre at best and obnoxiously suck ass at worst, but if you do not take them along you are missing out on a ton of content.

>>719190847
storm sorcery/fiend or hexblade warlock
sorlock in general is OP for the eldrich incantations alone, but make sure you get Hunger of Hadar because that spell is ridiculously OP

>>719191243
too many hard checks to pass, some quite high for mere mind reading. Having +3 from Charisma and having proficiency in Persuasion will be much better

>>719191773
Nah. Throw Enhance Ability on top and you will pass everything. CHA class is wholly unnecessary for a face.

Why is the oathbreaker paladin so lame compared to the neverwinter blackguard

>>719188910
use saucenao. clumzor and e-ward

>>719190116
They never age or decay.