Thread 719194770

imagine playing this in 1997 and being like "wow those retarded bear and squirrel guys look awesome, I hope they get their own games someday!"

I'm not going to imagine shit except whooping your flabby butt, retard.

>imagine playing this in 1997 and being like
>"wow those retarded bear and squirrel guys look awesome, I hope they get their own games someday!"

>>719194770 (OP)
why aren't there more turtle games?

>>719195224
Such as?

>>719194770 (OP)
>conker
>banjo
>diddy
>bunch of random scrimblo bimblos
as a kid I was convinced all these characters would get their own separate game at some point.

>>719195389
tmnt games?

>>719194770 (OP)
>bumper is canonically a career criminal who was arrested sometime after this game
I like to imagine that in another timeline, Rare stayed with Nintendo just a bit longer and made him the protagonist of a game that's basically GTA3 meets Conker's Bad Fur Day.

>>719194770 (OP)
overrated game by a severely overrated studio

>>719194770 (OP)
Krunch would be a good friendly NPC in a future DK game. He could be like Snide or Klubba: a Kremling who hates K. Rool for being a psychopathic asshole and helps the Kongs by covertly undermining him partly out of spite, partly as a favor for his old pal Diddy.

>>719194770 (OP)
literally no one said this

I'm still waiting for my nigga Tiptup's solo game

>>719194770 (OP)
I was like that but for Pipsy and Timber and those two didn't get shit

>muh scrimbo blimbos
God, what I would give to be born in the era where that term doesn't exist and people just love wacky fun without a giant message needing to be attached to it.

NIGGA I'M NUTS

>>719195973
i thought she had sexy potential, and I'm glad I'm not alone

>>719198771
Didn't insecure Fire Emblemfags invent this buzzword because they were butthurt about people not liking all the swordsmen with samey movesets making it into Smash? It was either them or Dragon Questfags, can't remember which.

>>719194770 (OP)
Lads what are your favourite courses? I'm a Crescent Island kind of guy. The difficult path you can take on the last turn feels great.

>>719197052

CTR and DKR are better than any Mario kart game

>>719199523
That's not saying much. Most kart and arcade racers are better than Mario Kart.

>>719198771
I love scrimblos, and I like having a shorter, funnier word to type than "furry platformer mascot character" when talking about them

>>719194770 (OP)
Still wish Conker's original game came out and BFD used some new unrelated dude, but oh well. It made Conker popular.

I played this as a kid and just used diddy because I didn't recognize anyone. It's actually weird in retrospect because I knew who banjo was but he looked so weird in this game compared to B+K that I didn't even recognize him.

>>719195973
She's actually based off a cancelled game, kinda like how DKR itself was originally Timber's game before it became Rare's Dong-verse hub.

>>719199509
Hot Top Volcano for the aesthetic, otherwise the island levels in general were probably the most fun.

>>719202084
It's too bad Pipsy and Bumper never made cameos in the Banjo games like how Tiptup did.

>>719194770 (OP)
Did that badger ever get a game? He looks pretty cool.

>>719204279
>>719204165
He's the only one who got totally neglected if anything, devs later on even joked and said it's because he's in jail. Everyone else either cameo'd in, has or almost had a game.