Thread 719195176

don't mind me, just pirating this soup

the better analogy would be "testing out" game to return on steam

>>719195176 (OP)
people who do this shit should get clobbered with the fucking ladle until it breaks

There's nothing morally wrong about stealing food from a self-serve station, it's just a bit gross since the whole thing is full of other people's germs.

don't mind me, just pirating your aroma

>>719195371
This video was actually taken in Australia and is part of their refunding mandate

>>719195491
SHREK EARS

>>719195491
this nigga is evolving into an elf

>>719195491
the charges officer?

seriously, what's the crime. he made no physical contact nor any threats

>>719195176 (OP)
I'M AT SOUP

>>719195176 (OP)
People do this all the time with grapes. Just remember when buying produce that it's very likely someone already nibbled on it. Maybe even me.

>>719195679
A SUCCULENT CHINESE BRAAAP??

>>719195176 (OP)
The proper analogy for cooking would be copying a recipe.

If he was watering the soup down to take his own, it would be copying from a prerelease-disc.

This is just game pass, especially if this is a Sam’s Club or Costco.

>>719195693
you dont nibble on the grape and put that grape back
no one cares if you take a grape from a bunch

>>719195396
If you're using a self serve station, you're already intaking who knows how many germs.
If a guy coughed into his hand and then grabbed the ladle, you'll have a thoroughly worse time than a healthy guy sucking up soup from the ladle itself, unless you're a guy with ladles for arms I guess.

don't mind me, just pirating your drunk wife

>>719195910
>implying they only take one
Those fingers went in their mouth and now they are touching the rest of the produce to make sure it's ripe. I've watched people fondle at least ten apples and avocados before picking one.

>>719195970
This didnt need to be more than a picture, 5 seconds long at best
nothing happened for all those two minutes

>>719196131
You know you're supposed to wash your produce when you get home right?

I only download my earl grey from federation approved sources.

>>719195679
Harassment I guess.

>>719195491
BASED

>>719195679
Nigga its literally sexual harassment, you cant use the "im not touching you" logic here.

>>719195491
HAVE 2 SNIFF

>>719195176 (OP)
>cook (a gross 60 year old woman way over the weight limit) makes food and squirts her pussy juice in it
oh thats fine!
>wholesome while guy pirates said soup
>ww3 begins

>>719196131
It doesn't matter you wash it anyway
Or you take grapes from the back and the bottom, and not the front

>>719195941
>unless you're a guy with ladles for arms I guess
Whatever you say Rajesh

don't mind me, just pirating your arms

>>719196131
You should be washing your fruit anyway.

>>719196568
the double whammy

>>719196568
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
dude seems pretty chill about it though

>>719196568
I aint clicking that.

>>719196507
That's just a reality man.
Most people in all countries are not hygienic. Indians having literal shit on their hands doesn't change the fact that Americans have an entire culture around pretending not to be sick when you're sick, and then going out, coughing and sniffling, getting your disease fucking everywhere.

>>719196729
He might be in shock

>>719196729
>chill
It's called shock. Dude has no comprehension of what's happening around him.

>>719196851
I imagine he's filled with adrenaline. I'm guessing he had to get both arms amputated.

>>719196851
>>719196904
you don't go into shock that quickly

>>719196568
living in china is a deathtrap

>>719195176 (OP)
He's just demo-ing it

>>719195491
david goggins has fallen on hard times

don't mind us, just pirating your cake

>>719195176 (OP)
>don't mind me just pirating this goth

>>719196568
Honestly it's nice to see them trying to help and not just leaving him to die or something.

>>719196752
A significant portion of people in the US don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. You're probably eating mudpie.

>>719197071
Bro chose the caveman way.

>>719196568
fuck

>>719196568
Props to the dude using his own shirt to cut off the flow.

>>719197186
Kek

>>719197061
wtf is wrong with them
what are you going to do with a plastic grocery bag of mushed up cake

>>719196998
meanwhile in america

>>719196568
ALWAYS. LOCK OUT.

>>719196568
>when your arms are crippled in fallout

>>719196980
>standing there with your arms dangling
>not in shock
Come on now

>>719197081
that dude thats trying to apply a makeshift tourniquet on one arm is a saint

>>719197246
do niggers really just commit petty crimes for no reason risking years of jail time?

>>719197246
i can hear this webm. where did this happen?

>>719197375
anon i hope you never know happiness

>>719197060
Holy fucking kek

>>719197552
Yeah, but it's often in places that don't prosecute petty crime or give you a slap on the wrist.

>>719197619
(You)

Why make this shit rage bait thread? Fucking retard

>>719197456
>>719197690
do not watch these it will suck the life out of you watching random webms maybe harmless but it does plant harmful shit that will eat at you over time. trust me

>>719195679
He would get put away on sexual harassment, mr fantasy rule lawyer.

>>719197690
kek the nigger was happy at first

>>719196568
one of the worst gore vids despite not being graphic

just the idea of having your arms effectively severed but hanging off... brvtal

>>719195817
THIS IS BRAAAAPPP MANIFEST!

>>719197762
yeah I don't like to moralfag but your life is worth less than an insect's. Jannies are fucking worthless too like always

>>719197456
the baby is okay btw

>>719198057
Go back to plebbit

>>719195679
Textbook sexual harrasment.
Not even the first time nigga's been booked for being a brapfag in public.

>>719196568
Its literally always China. Good lord.

>>719197236
bugman public bathrooms have no toilet paper because it get stolen immediately

>>719195491
this is the average brapfag and thiccfag

>>719195491
We really are just the same as dogs and cats sniffing assholes huh?

>>719198137
You're so edgy and cool, you must be very proud of yourself.

>>719196568
Is is over for his arms, or can they be fixed?

>>719198442
>we

>>719198493
Naw they can definitely reattach them but they may not work as well as they used too and he'll definitely need physical therapy

>>719198493
everything is severed. best case scenario they're preserved but become useless

>>719197071
It really is that simple bros. It worked in fucking Shrek too

>>719198535
t. Shellfish

This thread is exactly why the entire site hates /pol/. Not vidya.

>>719195176 (OP)
He's not duplicating the soup tho

>>719198729
>*adds water*
you're welcome

What triggered the retard to start spamming?

>>719195679
What everyone else was saying, plus "battery" is when you touch someone, but "assault" is when you make someone feel unsafe - if you're following someone around and sniffing their ass it's reasonably assumed that you're a threat to them, it's a case of sexual assault.

>>719198895
his temmie slop thread got deleted

>>719195679
just jack off in front of your crush bro, i mean you don't even touch her, right?

>>719195176 (OP)
what's the physical weight of data?

>>719198493
they can be repaired to look somewhat normal but I'd imagine his nerve damage to be so severe they'd be unusable

>>719199097
*murders you by electrocution*
same weight no crime

this is the thread

>>719199054
>just gives up at the end
>ah okay fine whatever keep the stupid thing
wtf lol

>>719195176 (OP)
Video games?

>>719198715
That and attracting the dregs of society to this fucking site and making it worse.

>>719198493
I saw this clip of this guy that got one of his arms clawed the fuck out of by a lion. it wasn't severed but had deep gashes. the guy seemed to have no control over his damaged arm as it flailed and he had to use his other arm to grab and inspect it.
in my opinion that's an armless chink in that video.

>>719198493
I'd imagine it was actually over for him - nobody there applying pressure, everyone running around, you don't know if the makeshift bandage actually worked.
They do run and get bandages / rags or whatever those are, but odds of them actually knowing what they're doing enough to stop severe blood loss? Probably zero.

>>719199176
at least use "kill" instead of the legal term "murder" in your retarded "no crime" argument

>>719199054
>ah shit i ain't got space for this in here
>fine take it back

Man, what the fuck is wrong with people. I don't get people who are into gore and animal abuse, it's more depressing than shocking.